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Quote# 45591

[On the woman who won the court battle regarding doctors discriminating against LGBT]

"Religious and theological justifications are only grounds for discrimination if its discrimination you agree with. Gotcha."

And you're insinuating that all discrimination is wrong.

Simulacrum, Naruto Forums 16 Comments [8/23/2008 1:47:39 PM]
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Quote# 45618

(fundie)
Lol, anyone who things some animals are gay are just downright stupid.
(Good guy quote from post)
"But it is natural for a certain portion of our species (and many others). As far as I can tell, gays don't have any problem getting around the anatomy problem you think is some sort of hindrance.'
(fundie)
canniblism is also natural for some species of animal also, so should we allow it just because a bunch of dumb stupid animals do it??...didn't think so, you fail.

XenoNinja, fstdt 36 Comments [8/23/2008 1:46:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Topaz_Witch
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Quote# 45629

Atheism is properly defined as a denial of the existence of God in the midst of full knowledge that the true God does indeed exist. Atheism knows God exists; it is quite familiar with that fact, but it says "under no circumstance or situation will I admit to God's existence."

bigwhammyRocks, YouTube 34 Comments [8/23/2008 1:43:38 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 45633

[About newspapers that publish gay wedding announcements in states where there is a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage.]

"It's entirely possible that newspaper staff has not connected the dots between having a state constitutional amendment and requests to publish same-sex 'marriage' or commitment announcements," said Carrie Gordon Earll, senior director of Issue Analysis at Focus on the Family Action. "Readers should give publishers the benefit of the doubt unless and until they determine that the newspaper is in fact disrespecting the vote of the people and publishing such counterfeit announcements.

"At that point, people need to hold the newspapers accountable."

Carrie Gordon Earll, Citizenlink.org (Focus on the Family) 16 Comments [8/23/2008 1:42:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway
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Quote# 45610

Christians: What, to you, is the most ridiculous atheistic perception?

Answer : the big bang.....THINGS DONT CREATE THEMSELVES....

Fireball226, Yahoo Answers 20 Comments [8/23/2008 1:39:55 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 45671

I have applied for my child to be exempt from vaccination on religious grounds. Vaccination is a form of Russian roulette; you inject the child with LIVE pathogens in the hope that they will help create antibodies. But this is not how God meant it to be. I will let him face the diseases naturally and let him build his immune system, just the way God intended it to be.

Parents who play with their children's lives should be charged for child endearment. God has created a wonderful immune system, which just needs to be "tuned" up during childhood. Let your child do just that, without having to be subjected to these warped experiments.

And God punishes those who try to play him. Did you know that AIDS is a result of Polio vaccines gone wrong?

Anon, Presscue 73 Comments [8/23/2008 1:38:06 PM]
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Quote# 45680

The old argument is the universe is so vast that the probability of life existing elsewhere is very high. (From a scientific view) I believe that God intentionally created the universe on this scale as a demonstration of his strength to show us how important we are to him even though we are so small.

I don't think there is life elsewhere. And if NASA claims they found microbial life...it will likely be a lie.

humblebleu, RaptureReady 20 Comments [8/23/2008 1:37:17 PM]
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Quote# 45568

Consuming alcohol is not a sin in itself. It is not my opinion; Jesus himself has said very clearly that nothing that goes into our stomach can defile us, but what defiles us is that comes out of us. I think your sister is not old enough to taste liquor. Moreover, it is my strong opinion that women must not use alcohol. It is meant for men. If she likes, she may use drinks with less alcoholic content. Alcohol becomes a villain, when it starts controlling your life. It is likely that people who use alcohol can become addicted to it. So, when we deal with such things, we have to be very careful that it does not make any change to our character and it does not become a hindrance between our relationship with God. Tell her to be in control of herself, and to use it once she becomes a matured woman, if necessary.

tiger, yahoo answers 35 Comments [8/23/2008 9:02:37 AM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 45607

Christians, how can some of you have faith in a god for which there is no evidence, yet reject evolution...?


... for which there is plenty of evidence? you see, it doesn't take faith to accept and understand evolution, all it takes is about an hour of reading or a day at the natural history museum.


Answer :i don't care about evolution actually it made me believe evermore because the idea we came from monkeys is so stupid and i can believe with no evidence because i do have evidence and faith look around open your eyes are you blind

Nicole, Yahoo Answers 26 Comments [8/23/2008 9:01:59 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 45526

[This is a weird one... it's a Greek God Fundie. Not sure if it counts.]

Your assumption that, people no longer believe in the Gods of Olympus because science has proved them wrong, is false, ignorant and possibly intolerant.

People still do believe in the Gods and not just as symbols but as real divine beings and by the way Zeus is God.

Your understanding of the issues involved is abyssmal, but thats not your fault, we are after all living in the Age of Iron, according to Hesiod.

Material philosophy, what you call science, is only one philosopical tradition among many. It has much to offer in terms of an explanation as to why things occur the way they do in the world but Materialism fails to answer satisfactoraly the most pressing questions we face as sentient beings. Questions relating to existence itself especially living sentient existence and issues relating to this such as ethics.

In my opinion only an Idealist philosophy can do this because only an idealistic philosophy asserts that mind precedes matter.

Zeus is the eternal cause of thunder not the material cause. Science can tell you 'what' happens to matter when a thunder storm occurs but it can't explain 'why' there is such a thing as thunder in the first place.

Therapon, Yahoo! Answers 31 Comments [8/23/2008 8:57:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Kris
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Quote# 45579

There is a DIABETES spirit which operates in the inner-ear. He inhibits your hearing, he inhibits what you receive through your ears. He flips your hearing backwards and puts water in your inner ear. Spirit of deafness works with the spirit in the inner ear.

Itching, irritation and incoherent demons work with DIABETES.

Spirits lodged in the heart causes pain in the feet. Another spirit causes inflammation of the pancreas and destroys the insulin and generates self-rejection.

My prayer for you is that if the DIABETES spirits are binding you and destroying your body, that you will seek the Lord for help and DELIVERANCE.

The medical community says that the DIABETES can be controlled, but you cannot control a demon.

David played the harp that soothed the demon in King Saul, but it only lasted temporarily and that demon would manifest and Saul would throw that javelin at David because the music would only control that demon for a short while.

You are not going to be able to control DIABETES. He will eventually gain the upper hand. He will make your life miserable and will ultimately destroy you.

The Lord Jesus Christ said in John 10:10, "The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I AM come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly."

He said, "Come that you might have life and might have it more abundantly" for those who call upon the Lord will be delivered."

So let us take the ten (10) arms of the DIABETES spirits and cast them out of you so that he can stop hindering your life.

Praise the Lord!

Stan and Elizabeth Madrak, Demonbuster 69 Comments [8/23/2008 8:51:50 AM]
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Quote# 45609

[There's only one "in bread" thing here and it's not this guy's morals.]

Evolution is a big JOKE! With evolution you don’t have in bread morals by nature of evolution it’s self. Just typical that the theory of contradicts itself.

12345, On Faith at washingtonpost.com 38 Comments [8/23/2008 7:57:27 AM]
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Submitted By: Robert
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Quote# 45597

PS Epigenetics is telling us something the Bible has been telling us all along. Just about everything you become via life choices gets epigenetically passed down to your children. Even attitudes cause heritable epigenetic changes. Thus, parents can be a blessing or a curse to their children in more ways than one. Very eye-opening stuff.

GodGunsGuts, www.freerepblic.com 26 Comments [8/23/2008 5:21:34 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: midwifetoad
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Quote# 45635

"A friend of ours discovered at 3 months pregnant that her child had only 2 champers in her heart. Therefore an abortion happened. What does this mean to GOD and our friends?

The baby would of never survived if the pregnancy went on."

Only God knows for sure if the baby would have lived or died, God could have healed the child in it's mothers womb if it was his will. It's not up to man to decide if an unborn baby lives or dies, it's up to God to decide.

Your friends can be forgiven for killing their unborn child if they accept Christ as their Lord and savior. Pray that they do.

ron brown, Abortion and the Death Penalty 30 Comments [8/23/2008 3:38:37 AM]
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Quote# 45487

[In reply to: what did you learn today?]

The most ludicrous thing I've heard today regarding spiritual matters is that "There is no hell."

I understand that alot of people block out certain details, when they don't want to have to face certain things, but really --- No hell? No consequences? Everyone automatically goes to Heaven? (What's the point of that?!?!?)

redglory, Yahoo Answers 33 Comments [8/23/2008 3:36:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 45556

[In response to a question: Is homosexuality natural?]

No, it is not natural. If it were, there would only be one type of human. God created a man made one way, especially formed to impregnate the woman, made a very different way.

2 of the same gender cannot reproduce. You have to have the 2 kinds. It is not only abnormal, it is totally immoral. You may have homosexual feelings, but you do not have to act upon them. That is the sin.
God created man and woman for a reason. The end.

EDIT---
I want to thank you all for the thumbs downs. Now I know that what I said is right. God is real, and thumbs down me if you don't believe. Homosexuality is abnormal and immoral and you will find out when you are face to face with the Creator.

Nette on the Bayou, Yahoo Answers 25 Comments [8/23/2008 3:33:20 AM]
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Submitted By: CASE
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Quote# 45581

(On US Olympic Archery Coach Kisik Lee who proselytizes to athletes)

To be an effective archer, Lee said, athletes must learn to clear their heads and focus. “If you are Christian,” he said, “then people can have that kind of empty mind.”

Kisik Lee (Olympic Archery Coach), New York Times 52 Comments [8/23/2008 3:04:15 AM]
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Submitted By: kat
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Quote# 45580

(What are your favorite/trusted media source for news?)


I am addicted to Free Republic. I read daily nearly all the posts, as I am a 'news junkie'. I have been going there for years, but seldom post.
They are very sharp and mostly way over my head. You will find news there before almost everywhere else.

ludite, RaptureReady 31 Comments [8/23/2008 1:50:34 AM]
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Quote# 45605

i am tired of atheists thinking they know sh*t when in fact they don't. science is made up by the devil and will always be. the devil put the dinosaur bones there to fool you all as a way to test your strength in God! and so far you all are failing miserably! I am glad i am saved because guess what i know where im going when i die..im going to heaven to live forever while all you atheists get to burn in hell! remember the bible will always be 100% true and science false. Another thing is there are no contradictions in the bible not one its all a matter of perception and trying to take things out of context which makes it seem like there are when in fact there isnt! so now try to disprove christianity

I am SAVED, yahoo crazys 38 Comments [8/23/2008 1:46:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Fundiesniffer
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Quote# 45624

[Regarding Hallmark's decision to sell greeting cards for same-sex weddings/commitments]

"Well, here's another well-known business that's gone the way of the dogs. Yep! Satan is alive and well . . . going about devouring whom he pleases. Shame on you Hallmark!"

Pinochos, The Christian Post article comments 31 Comments [8/23/2008 1:31:15 AM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 45614

Yeah, this rock is trashed. I can't wait for the sound of the trumpet. You can't go anywhere on the planet without running into some new age garbage or apostate warping of true Chistianity. This place is MESSED UP.

Time is a funny thing too though...even though each day brings us close to the Rapture, I can't help but wonder how bad the world is really going to get after we are gone. It's going to be an absolute dump truck. We won't have to see it again until we come back with Jesus and he slam dunks the anti-christ. I like to imagine what it will be like to see the clouds part on the back of my white horse as Jesus holds his head up high and appears to the world for the first time in over 2 millinia. I can't wait to see the look on their faces.

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, RaptureReady 33 Comments [8/23/2008 1:29:23 AM]
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Quote# 45575

The reason Christians shouldn't marry outside of religion is because you belong to God.

What good is darkness to light? What common ground could good have with evil? Absolutely nothing.

Even if you love him, he's a child of satan, not of God. You on the other hand DO belong to God. By marrying him you would be taking in satan for a father-in-law and also be harming yourself. Your body belongs to God and when you have sex with someone, you become one. When two Christians have sex that's fine, but if a Christian and a non-believer become one?

You're allowing the devil to step into places he shouldn't be in.

Now mind you, you did say "but we're not getting married" so that does throw marriage and sex out the window...but then why date? As Pikawho? said, dating is used to find a suitable mate. If you're not dating, then just call it friendship! In fact, it's quite dangerous to call it anything else. You may say it won't lead to marriage, but how do you know? One's heart is an unpredictable thing, if you totally fall in love with this boy, you may run into a serious problem later on.

So personally? I wouldn't date. I wouldn't even call it dating. You can still be friends with him, but I'd pray over it. Make sure the Lord is with you and don't let yourself get too in over your head. We shouldn't give up on people, but you don't want to take the chance of falling away from God or doing something that displeases Him.

Shigeru-Kun, Serebii.Net Forums 28 Comments [8/23/2008 1:28:25 AM]
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Quote# 45482

God can't be proven scientifically, because if u did then you will be able to limit gods properties and such (position, weight, height), these are all creature properties not God properties. Since god is infinite and can't be limited then it is impossible to prove god existence scientifically. This is why in religion they say the whole universe doesn't fit god, but god can live in the heart of believer, if u know what that means.

Also if proving god mathematically and scientifically was easy, then everyone would be a believer almost. There would be little/no reason to create Heaven & Hell? Why Forgive ppl who worked hard and devoted themselves during their life, while on the other hand punishing ppl that were criminals and broke god's rules?

Everyone has their own way in believing or not believing.

Evolution has way too many flaws to even look at as logic.
Why dont we all fly? Or Have gills like fish?
Why do monkeys still exist, shouldn't they have evolved to humans since humans are the best race to be in the animal kingdom because they have brains and are the only ones that can develop things like the computer u are using?
Scientifically this universe has existed for a long time, imo enough time for everything to become human. But we still see way too many creatures. Also a good observation that no one evolved is the following:

there is a monkey island close to japan, it has been there for a loooong time, it is small, it only has monkeys and no humans. In reality humans rarely go there. Monkeys still exists and non of them became human for example, even though they had contact with humans.

Also I never heard of anyone capturing something on video that is evolving into something else. Dont tell me ppl in Tibet have bigger lungs because that's a diff theory.

I don't deny that I had those doubts before and I even had worse theories that those, As I said before I have seen some things that made me believe in god. I just can't believe in any other theories, such as aliens/evolution. God showed me the way. I don't force anything on anyone in fact I never intended to. It is up to you to dig and find the truth.

May god show you the way! Peace!

Source-Sucks, GotFrag 36 Comments [8/23/2008 12:30:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Qubit
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Quote# 45693

Cavemen??? What Bible are you reading??? God created Adam and Eve 6,000 years ago. There is no such thing as sub-species, or cavemen, or any of that evolution crap. Evolution is incompatable with the Bible and therefore false!

SilentKoala, TRM 24 Comments [8/23/2008 12:08:16 AM]
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Quote# 45601

In yet ANOTHER Evolution debate...


You believe in Gay Evolution.

Lot's of people don't reproduce yet are productive members of their community. The point is that any genetic element that produces homosexuality destroys genetic mutations that might otherwise be beneficial to the gene pool.

Now I have my answer. Homosesxual Evolution = Socialism = University Elitism = Indoctination into a non-democratic state. How's that for a Unified Field Theory?

I'd rather they teach Creationism than your POS slop.

Anonymous1, Topix 43 Comments [8/22/2008 9:32:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Fek'lhr
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