Quote# 45426

[About a site showing images of a gay pride parade]

I clicked on this same site and prayed for forgiveness the rest of the day. Thought I would never get those pictures outta my head.

Thank you Lord...haven't thought of them since.

1angel4u, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [8/20/2008 8:17:12 PM]
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Quote# 45437

False Religions Recognized by the Military

This is just a list from the Chaplain's Manual

The table of contents is quite interesting...for example:


Church of Christ, Scientist
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Family of Love
Foundation Faith of God
Holy Spirit Association for the Unification of World Christianity
Jehovah's Witnesses
Mennonite Church
Religious Society of Friends in the U.S.
Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
Seventh-day Adventist Church
Unity School of Christianity
The Way International
Worldwide Church of God

And if that isn't bad enough:


Baha'i Faith
Church of Satan
Church of Scientology
Church Universal and Triumphant
Gardnerian Wicca
"I AM" Religious Activity
Native American Church
Temple of Set
United Church of Religious Science
Universal Church of the Master
Universal Life Church

When I first joined the military 34 years ago, you were either catholic, protestant or Jewish. Nothing else...just as it now should be.

FrankBeMe, Rapture Ready (ug) 53 Comments [8/20/2008 8:07:27 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: sooze

Quote# 45429

[Topic about atheists not having holidays]

Well atheist shouldn't work in the first place since they believe the world has no purpose

2ndSamurai, GameFAQs 51 Comments [8/20/2008 8:00:03 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Bill O'Rly

Quote# 45424

If Obama gets in office eventually all Christians will be the enemy of the country. A preacher saying things about homosexuals will be a hate crime. He even said he will make it hate crimes even more detailed. I know we are not to judge another's beliefs but measure them by their fruits. He is not producing any fruits it's a bare tree .

ron4jesus, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [8/20/2008 6:28:23 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 45418

We are losing the battle against the sodomite agenda because of our silence. Most of us would rather not even think about this nasty subject much less talk to a stranger about it. But we had better start! Most non-Christians feel sodomy is wrong, but lack courage to speak up. If we will lead out, they will join the revolt against this steamroller, and we can put sin “out of the camp.” We have to be the spark that starts the fire.

Jack Chick, Battle Cry 64 Comments [8/20/2008 5:19:28 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Bri

Quote# 45380

Family dinner with the faggaroo? NO. You people confuse loving your child with allowing them to "blossom in to an unproductive p.o.s.". How do you expect children to respect what you believe if you are constantly accepting their every whim. No wonder kids are so screwed up these days. We are not their friends, we are their parents.


Homosexual urges are easy to ignore. It just depends on how much guilt you have after participating in them. Who put that guilt in my head? My momma. Who's going to make my son feel like shit if he ever does anything like that? His momma. Get over it. You can't change the world, and you definitely aren't going to change my opinion on the matter. Take care.

revoskeepnus, Plentyoffish.com 52 Comments [8/20/2008 5:17:57 PM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 45441

(about Ellen deGeneres marrying her girlfriend)

Overheard someone on the tube this morning making a remark about how her career was pronounced DOA after her 'coming out'. Then after heaping praise on her they said "gee, things sure have changed in the past ten years", but they certainly weren't pointing out anything wrong with her views, but rather society is now enlightened. As stated in the 'San Francisco' thread, "El DeGenerato" would be a fitting tribute for their new name and this shamelessly overhyped couple.

logosone, Rapture Ready 36 Comments [8/20/2008 4:07:56 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: The Lazy One

Quote# 45496

(Do you mind sharing heaven with a neanderthal?)

Um there are no Neanderthals. They were fake, oh I guess you didn't know that.

Neanderthal: Still synonymous with brutishness, the first Neanderthal remains were found in France in 1908. Considered to be ignorant, ape-like, stooped and knuckle-dragging, much of the evidence now suggests that Neanderthal was just as human as us, and his stooped appearance was because of arthritis and rickets. Neanderthals are now recognized as skilled hunters, believers in an after-life, and even skilled surgeons, as seen in one skeleton whose withered right arm had been amputated above the elbow. (source: "Upgrading Neanderthal Man", Time Magazine, May 17, 1971, Vol. 97, No. 20)

[emphasis added]

Jeanmarie, Yahoo! Answers 50 Comments [8/20/2008 9:12:28 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

Quote# 45493

(After someone commented that LW's preaching is going to get people riled up)

Truth hurts.

Pharisee and Sadducee they got mad at Jesus cause he'd called them Hipocrites.
John the Baptist called them Vipers and snakes.

Every time so one making fun of me for my Christianity. I said, Thanks.

DanddoSeri /LoneWolf1984, XC forums 36 Comments [8/20/2008 6:25:42 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 45406

Far from becoming extinct 65 million years ago, the dinosaurs actually co-existed with early humans, and even helped in the construction of the pyramids.
This is the word of Vince Fenech, Evangelist pastor and director of a fully licensed, State-approved Creationist institution which admits children aged between four and 18.
“Of course the ‘dinoceros’ existed (as Fenech pronounces the word). It is mentioned in the Book of Job. They were used to help build the pyramids,” he says, adding that this latter observation is only “his personal belief”, and that it does not form part of the school’s curriculum.

Maltese Pastor Vince Fenech, Malto Today 46 Comments [8/20/2008 6:22:40 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Amadán

Quote# 45403

"In the beginning, God created..."
To me, that's all I need to know!

Malinda Forry, Interview in a documentary about Intelligent Design 53 Comments [8/20/2008 6:20:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Tom S. Fox

Quote# 45394

[old post, I know, but it was too lame to pass up]

Imagine, for example, if a young girl who was a member of the church got pregnant. She's flaunting her sin around town for all to see. This looks very bad on the church. She should be disciplined in order for her to want to make things right with the church, and realize how important the church really is in her life.

kerho06, Teens-4-Christ 58 Comments [8/20/2008 2:44:48 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: KatAutumn

Quote# 45370

Brand New Bible for the "New Age" (shortened)

"And it came to pass, after several billion years (give or take several hundred million), the sun decided to accidentally throw out Uranus, Pluto, Mars, Venus, Jupiter, etc., in different sizes at different distances with different atmospheres. In thus doing, it also accidentally threw out an Earth, which (accidentally) formed water and plants out of molten lava. After a few billion years (give or take several hundred million, either way), an accidental combination of elements got together and accidentally formed a genetic code chain that could dictate what kind of life would be produced. Whereupon this accidentally produced a one-celled animal which couldn't produce a two-celled animal (or a three, or four, or five, or six celled, etc., animal).

"And thus it came to pass that over 20,000 species of animals were produced accidentally, to no purpose, and man was one of them. And evolution took the planaria that it had made from a paramecium, and created a jellyfish and brought it to a nonsexed, neuter, hermaphrodite and called it ~woman.~ (Or protozoa, coelenterata, platyhelminthes, or ctenophora: evolution only knows!) And evolution said, 'It is not good for the monkey to be alone. I will make a mate for him.' So it accidentally made 'Lucey' for 'Magic,' and he called her 'Baby' because she was taken out of a monkey.

"And after 6,000 years of killing, cannibalism, torture, murder, embezzlement, fraud, famine, Iying, swearing, cheating, stealing, and killing the monkey (or femur, or tarsier, or whatever) accidentally decided he had 'rights' that came from the spermatophytes, thallophytes, bryophytes, and ptendophytes, so he gave himself the right to cheat, abort, swear, lie, misrepresent, steal, pervert, extort, defraud, torture, and kill and called these rights, 'Civil Rights.'

"Today, at the very pinnacle of creation, the monkey (or 'great ape,' or 'hominoid,' or whatever) is 'the measure of all things.' He verily 'hash arrived.' He now knows why he came into being, accidentally; it was to please himself. At last he hath a goal: to make himself comfortable. In the next seven years, this will be done by perversion, extortion, rape, drug abuse, Iying, swearing, embezzlement, cheating, cannibalism, terrorism, perversion and killing, evolution willing!

"Even so, may the fittest survive! Amen! "

Heaven Bound, RaptureReady 63 Comments [8/20/2008 2:16:23 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 45400

Oh, I SO agree, funmudder! Our 4 year old has never heard the word Santa out of our mouths! When the boys lose a tooth, they show it to dad and he hands them a dollar, and no, bunnies do not deliver eggs at our house. hehe We were walking to church one Resurrection Sunday morning and a neighbor asked the boys if the Easter Bunny had been to our house. My middle son says, "No, we're Christians."

My Abba's Child, Rapture Ready 60 Comments [8/20/2008 1:42:33 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: KatAutumn

Quote# 45475

I live in the Dallas Texas. I'm 31 yrs of age and I will be graduating from Bible School soon. I love your website!

I've been researching occult phenomenon from a biblical perspective for about five years. The information I have compiled is staggering. I'm glad a ministry like yours is proclaiming the truth about the dangers of the occult. Satan wants our children and he will do everything he possibly can to seduce them into accepting satanic entertainment and games. I recently did some research into NeoPets because a brother in Christ gave me a game piece from McDonalds. He didn't like the way it look and felt so he gave it to me to research. I found out that NeoPets is just another marketing campaign of Wizards of the Coast. When you go Wizards of the Coast website you can found NeoPets along with D&D and others. The website they have for the kids is just a diversion. Its time that the church realize that Satan wants to deceive God's children into believing his lies and deception.

I'm giving multimedia lectures and seminars over the effects of occult entertainment. Sunday August 14, 2005, I will be speaking to hundreds of children between the ages of 7-14. Pray that God will use this presentation in a mighty way to reach this kids with biblical truth. The name of my ministry is The Time is Now Ministries. Pray for me and my family as we proclaim the truth from God's word to my area in Dallas, Tx. Jesus is Lord!.

Issac Gutierrez, Kjos Ministries 56 Comments [8/20/2008 1:21:51 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: The Lazy One

Quote# 45455

[Regarding a list of religions recognized by the military]

Funny, Atheism isn't in that list.

I guess it's really true that there aren't any athiests in foxholes.

fracturedInfinity, RR 70 Comments [8/20/2008 1:19:22 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 45476

Robert, I am glad you have been reading the Bible and try to follow its teachings. But the Bible is far more than a set of guidelines. If it was merely a collection of documents and letters written by imperfect men using "poetic license," it would hardly be worth following. Why would anyone give their life and willingly face persecution, torture and death for its message, if it were nothing more than the opinions of imperfect people?

Yes, the words were written down by fallible humans. But behind the words stands the sovereign King of heaven and earth. He is more than capable of guiding people -- even those who don't know Him -- in ways that fit into His plan and timeline for all of humanity. That's why we see such amazing consistency -- a continuous thread of revelation throughout the Bible.

The historical record demonstrates the fulfillment and validity of Old Testament prophesies written hundreds of years earlier. (If you do an Internet search for Biblical prophesies, you will find several lists of prophetic Scriptures that were clearly fulfilled.) No human mind could foresee such events -- especially not the birth, birthplace, crucifixion and triumph of the promised Messiah -- our Savior and King.

May I suggest that next time you read your Bible, you pray that God open your eyes to see and know this wonderful Book as His personal message, inspired by the His Spirit, so that you might truly know and delight in His unchanging character and ways. As He tells us,

Berit Kjos, Kjos Ministries 22 Comments [8/20/2008 1:17:14 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: The Lazy One

Quote# 45392

a paradgym shift thing.....

what was once called discipline is now torture.....
what was once called training is descrimination....
what was once quarantine is now hate speak...
what was faith confession is now rude and inflexible...

People do not want to be convicted of their sins.....
and it only seems to happen around us....
whether we speak or not.....
it it God within us freakin out the demons in them..

plmarquette, Christian Forums 36 Comments [8/20/2008 12:50:45 AM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn

Quote# 45385

Atheists. how can male and female of every species be explained ??
that the creative force is present in everthing living..why ?/where does it come from ?/how did it originate ?? cos everything has the urge to procreate, animals plants, people....where does that ''energy '' come from please ?

ANNA, Yahoo Answers 48 Comments [8/20/2008 12:44:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 45379

(Regarding the Olympics)

I also couldnt help looking at those athletes and saying wow most of them are not saved and also what you said.

The other thing I noticed this Olympics among many things and the preponderance of tattoos, but mostly on the women, and ugly ones at that. I can see the evil encroaching, people marking their bodies in allkinds of ways, including sensual.........

Not one word of thanks to God or Jesus, just lucky this or that. I did hear the word fortunate and was also glad when Michael Phelps said Oh my gosh instead of the usual. I am wondering if his mother is religious or possibly maybe Christian.

I got a good vibe from her through the TV.

Berean GIrl, Rapture Ready 50 Comments [8/20/2008 12:31:17 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: FundieFinder

Quote# 45353

A man whipped himself until he bled during a Muslim religious ceremony, before allegedly forcing two teenage boys to do the same, a court has heard.

Syed Mustafa Zaidi, 44, is accused of encouraging the boys, aged 13 and 15, to beat themselves at a community centre in Manchester on 19 January.

Syed Mustafa Zaidi, BBC News 31 Comments [8/20/2008 12:13:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Fishcake

Quote# 45356

Personality Change because of the occult?
My sister was diagnosed with schizophrenia. We used to be very close. She is 7 years older than me. I always knew her to be loving and protective of me.

I went to visit her recently. This was the first time I had seen her since the diagnosis.

She wasn't like the woman I remembered her being. She didn't look pleased to see me at all. She stared right through me with complete disdain. For the first time in my life, she actually put me down.

I couldn't believe it. I know that right before this personality change happened, she was dabbling in the occult.

Does anyone know if dramatic, total personality change is part of what happens when people dabble in the occult and things go wrong?

Vanished, Yahoo Answers 38 Comments [8/20/2008 12:02:15 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Fundiesniffer

Quote# 45364

Is atheism an easy way out, since we don't know what happens after death its easier to deny/reject everything?
its harder and strong minded to accept something without proof...but it easier and simple/weak minded to reject anything that has no proof...

fmko, Yahoo Answers 51 Comments [8/19/2008 11:24:53 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Fundiesniffer

Quote# 45388

As biased as the media is, can you imagine what it would be like if we couldn't get the "truth" about events like we do here?? Before internet, all we could do was rely on what the media told us! Now, I'll watch the news, and then come here to find out if it was true...Lol!

caroljo, RaptureReady 38 Comments [8/19/2008 11:05:10 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 45378

[replying to - - You are probably Bi....or Bi Curious....just know its ok no matter what. Maybe you are gay? Either way ....just be WHO you are....be happy.]

I am sick and tired of everyone saying it's "okay to be gay." "Just be who you are." They are the same dumbasses that say if a child acts like a total dipshit, he's just "expressing pent up hostilities". WTF. Homosexuality serves no biological purpose except to give the people participating in it pleasure. Greed, self-love, and all of the other bullshit is what has the world in the shape we are in today. Just because all of these damn liberals say it's okay, doesn't make it so. Rome didn't fall for no reason at all. It is a lot harder to resist temptation and desires, but you are a stronger person for it in the end. Instant gratification is not always the best route to take. I have a son, and a lot of people have asked me what I would do if he were gay. Well, I guess I will have to wait and see, but as of right now, I'd throw him out on his butt. If he wants to defy me and The Bible, he can do it on someone else's watch...

revoskeepnus, Plentyoffish.com 46 Comments [8/19/2008 10:54:32 PM]
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