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Quote# 44823

the first time i heard the song, i was like "what the crap is this?" what is this lesbian stuff doing? If you don't agree with me, fine. If you do, sweet. There are verses in the Bible that indicate that satan was in charge of the music in Heaven. There is no definite proof, but i believe that he was. If he was in charge of music in heaven, would it not also make sense that he would have a large influence over the music of this world? I believe this is a trap of satan to make bisexual feelings or gay feelings widely accepted by everyone. If you don't believe me, i can't blame you, because i couldn't show you Biblical proof, but i'll try and find the verses and put them up. Also i think that it is weird how a former ''christian'' artist came up with this song. Maybe it was a temptation to do this, and she fell to it. I don't know...just spit-ballin' some of my idea's on the song.

unnoneuser2, XXXChurch 44 Comments [8/14/2008 1:10:25 PM]
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Quote# 44837

More importantly, how does Jesus feel about Star Wars?

I can continue to watch Star Wars movies if I so desire. But will Jesus sit and watch them with me? Will He cheer for Han Solo and Luke Skywalker or possibly weep when Padme dies? Will He mimic a light saber duel with me or sit down and watch the upcoming television show? Will He cheer for a made up thing that gives glory to an unknown and unreachable nothing over the truth of His Father? Will Jesus mind if I spent more time away from becoming closer to Him as I indulge in this seemingly harmless fantasy? Or is it possible that my Lord will remind me of His truth, love and commitment to my lost soul those many years ago when He carried a cross to Calvary? Does Jesus sit in a lonely place waiting for me to have time for Him?

A.H., Kjos Ministries 69 Comments [8/14/2008 1:07:58 PM]
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Quote# 44904

[Please direct any and all active irony meters away from your computation devices at this time. Thank you.]

Darwinism is the most failed hypothesis in the history of experimental and descriptive science. That failure expresses itself in the degenerate tactics the Darwinian mystics are now employing in dealing with their adversaries. No longer able to defend their dogma and lacking the intellectual and moral fiber to abandon it, now they can only lash out blindly at those who have always known that there was a purpose in the history of life, a history which I believe is now complete.

jadavison, John A. Davison's Weblog 31 Comments [8/14/2008 1:01:31 PM]
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Quote# 44845

well, I think many can agree that mainstream Rap, Hip-Hop, R & B, etc. are a tool of Satan because they influence most youth in a horrible way and teach them to lead unproductive lifestyles.

maritimii, Gametrailers 30 Comments [8/14/2008 12:55:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Lautsi
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Quote# 44872

Okay. Ilike the last line in the bible straight out says that homosexuals (among other people) are going to hell. I dont understand how that can be any more clear. I dont judge anyone who is gay but i really hate it when people turn into hipocrits and say that they are christians but they are gay or support gay people. It really doesnt make sense to me. I dont mean to say that i hate gay people and they are goin to hell or anythung, cause thats not for me to say. But i mean that if you believe in the bible, there is something wrong with picking and choosig what to listen to and what to disregard. thats not what being a christian is about

ashleeeyy, LiveWire Teen Forums 26 Comments [8/14/2008 12:39:21 PM]
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Submitted By: Will Creech
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Quote# 44900

The first humans weren't born. They were created by God. They were created as adults and God breathed life into them. Different viruses aren't an example of evolution. That's like saying that dogs have evolved b/c of all of the different breeds that they are. A dog is a dog, and a virus is a virus. I don't want to open the Origin of Species. Why would I want to read something that will poison my mind? I have heard about evolution a lot in school. It comes up almost every year. I'm not saying that you have to accept God. My proof is the Bible, desert, and the moon. If you're talking about drilling ice, then that has been proven wrong. Carbon dating has also been proven wrong. In carbon dating one part of an animal dated a lot different than another part. What are your other resources?
I'm not telling you that you have to accept God. This is what I know is truth. I'm sorry that you are denying Father and I will be praying for you.

alli, facebook 23 Comments [8/14/2008 12:39:10 PM]
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Quote# 44891

During his sermon yesterday on the Rapture (my wife and I could have sat there all day listening!) our Pastor was speaking about the deterioration of behaviors in society. He told us how his Saturday had started. He explained he received a call from a gentleman who had one of our church tracts left on his door recently. Pastor said the man demanded we stop putting tracts on his door or he'd sue, to which pastor replied, "God bless you and ok (meaning: sue)." Pastor then said the man screamed and cursed him out over the phone.

The idea that he would behave so poor to anyone, but towards a Pastor? I'm glad it wasn't me that answered the phone for that call - I'm afraid I would not have been able to handle it as politely as Pastor did.

NowAlive, RR 46 Comments [8/14/2008 12:38:03 PM]
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Quote# 44807

I don't think I'd be an evolutionist even if I were an atheist (a possibility not so far from my mind as you might suspect). I'm actually a pretty highly technical person by trade, and my opinion of evolution is informed by years of real world experience with 'how things work'.

markoh, Harmony Central 23 Comments [8/14/2008 12:35:40 PM]
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Quote# 45012

[I'm not Christian. YOUR ATTEMPTS AT USING SCRIPTURE DO NOT WORK ON ME! I HAVE A +6 SHIELD OF REPELLING CHRISTIANITY!]


DS/LW1984's reply:

My prays are more stronger than the world's army. I'll asked my God to save your soul.
You shield will melt into dust like our bodies when we die in this world.

Pastor on TV. She was a real Witch and became a christian.

DanddoSeri(LoneWolf1984), XC forums 51 Comments [8/14/2008 10:06:16 AM]
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Quote# 44793

GGWN has just posted an ALERT - forewarning from God [ confirmed by five disciples of Christ ] for all people and all nations for the Black Death - plague to begin in the Shandong Province of the Eastern Peoples Republic of China. The disease- plague will originate from the Great Gerbil and be spread via rodent-consuming carnivores - eagles. This area is close to where all the nations are gathered for the Olympics which will greatly increase the risk of spreading the plague world wide.
We have emailed the CDC in the US and are currently emailing all Red Crosses in all the nations. If you are a member and have not checked in recently you may want to we need your help getting the warnings out to over 200 countries now at the Olympics.
We are asking all members of CF to pray for intercession of this coming plague !!
Please pray !! GGWN

millerrod, christianforums.com 65 Comments [8/14/2008 5:43:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Joe Blow
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Quote# 44828

Answering a reponse to this post:
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=44097

[escapingthepain wrote:
Yeah, so the muslim woman deserves to be beaten and really wants to be hit eh?]


Yup. Not only muslim women, all women.

[escapingthepain wrote:
Trying being a muslim woman for a day, see how it feels...
Or are you deviod of emotions? perhaps you both are psychopaths who don't care what happens to other human beings? Oh I forgot, women aren't human are they, no they're just domestic animals... or tilth for you to go through... that's all we are... no worth what so ever!]



Exactly. Women are farms. We may plow 'em and seed 'em as we like. The Holy Quran mentions:

"Your women are a tilth for you (to cultivate) go to your tilth as ye will, and send (good deeds) before you for your souls, and fear Allah, and know that ye will (one day) meet Him. Give glad tidings to believers, (O Muhammad)."

This is indeed a very very glad tidings to us Believers

orangupahan, FFI 36 Comments [8/14/2008 5:23:23 AM]
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Submitted By: ixolite
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Quote# 44883

So only a theory is testable? Ok, well where is the test of Darwins Theory? Or the Big Bang? There is no test that can proof that.

Delanie, WWGHA 61 Comments [8/14/2008 5:21:50 AM]
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Submitted By: pony1976
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Quote# 44903

(How will Israel burn weapons for seven years without wood weapons?)

I believe that the most likely thing is the burning of the nuclear fuel that will be laying on the ground in Israel. They were meant for destroying Israel, but instead fall harmless and can be used for energy sources for some time afterwards.

Haven't done much research into that particular aspect myself, but I think that's what the consensus is amongst expositors/weapons experts....

Valerie, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [8/14/2008 5:21:35 AM]
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Submitted By: atrasicarius
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Quote# 44867

Why don't atheists want to be Christian when Jesus said His yoke is light?

Matthew 12:30, "For the yoke I will give you is easy, and the load I will put on you is light."

Under the Old Law of Moses, there was so much stuff you had to do to be right that it just wasn't possible. Now the Man Jesus came along and said to follow Him, because all He said was to have only 1 God and Love thy neighbor as thyself, pretty easy no?

So why do some think it's hard to believe that?

Lion of Judah, Yahoo Answers 44 Comments [8/14/2008 5:21:28 AM]
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Submitted By: Nightboomfer
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Quote# 44864

There are multiple reasons people are atheists. One, which I speculate is your reason and which you will undoubtedly deny, is because you suffered some sort of Childhood abuse or have been deeply hurt by someone close to you. The reason I make that assumption is because you lash out at the idea of being subject to anyone or anything. The same reason you choose to deny there is a God is the same reason you don’t understand the principles of biblical marriage.

Brady Oakes, Facebook 42 Comments [8/14/2008 5:21:24 AM]
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Quote# 44843

Atheists: when you don't believe in god who created all these things on earth then why do you use them?
none of the things have just fallen off or just like that appeared. so if you don't believe in creator then you don't have right to use his created things too
13 minutes ago - 3 days left to answer.

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why are you all so aggitated? if you cant answer simple question that means you are afraid of TRUTH.
looks like those who are screaming here cant hide their frustration

science , invention, discovery, computer all these happens due to man having intelligent brain. and that inteligent brain is created by god. so i have every right to use them then you people.

Walking Saint, Yahoo! Answers 30 Comments [8/14/2008 5:21:06 AM]
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Submitted By: Nausea
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Quote# 44815

Look out side trees are a master peice right? and no masterpice can be created with out an artist Jesus is that artist for me.You cant see the wind so how do u know its there???You dont have 2 go to church to be a christen some people rnt christens because they hate church just sit down and read the bible its the thing that will set u strat

hyper giggling girl, Gaia Online 44 Comments [8/14/2008 5:20:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Darth Wang
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Quote# 44839

For the same reason we don't kill ourselves to get to heaven.

For example, it's one thing to give up your life for another. It's another thing to kill yourself for another. Taking your own life is a sin.

Lot couldn't offer himself. That would have been a sin. But he was willing to give up what was most precious to him - his own flesh and blood. Not that the men of Sodom wanted him or his daughters anyways. Lot was a sojourner among them, meaning he lived with them but he wasn't one of them. They could have insisted on having sex with them long before the angels arrived.

The men of Sodom wanted to know the angels.

Ask yourself one question. If a bunch of women wanted to have sex with you, how much resistance would you put up? It depends on the man. Some men would welcome the chance to have sex with them. Others would say no. If they were forced, then we would call it rape. The same thing applies to women. Some women will have multiple sex partners and enjoy it but if they are forced, then we would call it rape.

Now imagine a society without any law against sex. In this society, having sex is as common as two people shaking hands. In fact, it is considered rude and impolite to refuse to have sex. Not that they force anyone. No. They're not rapists. However, they do consider it rude, impolite, and even selfish to refuse pleasure when it is offered....

MarkT, christianforums.com 37 Comments [8/14/2008 5:20:12 AM]
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Quote# 44829

After years of boycotting Disney, we finally decided to no longer deprive our poor children of the wonderful experience to be had at Disney land.

In September we visited the park, I had not been there for about eight years and it seemed very different to me. I was very spiritually oppressed for the three days we were there, my enjoyment was almost purely nostalgic.

Caught up in the excitement of the first day there, we took our boys through the haunted house based on the idea that we had to see and ride everything. Boy, did that darken the day for all of us, my childhood memories of that ride were not based on a Christian perspective. I was upset with myself for suggesting the ride, our boys were upset about the experience and even questioned us as to why we would take them into such a place.

We talked about how so much of the world is ungodly, and how we needed pray for wisdom and discernment and for the hearts of all those involved with Disney and the entire entertainment industry which has such a massive influence on children (and adults.)

I know that I am not the only one who sees Disney in a different way today, there were many other things there that bothered me, too many to mention. However, I would like your opinion on one thing that really roused my curiosity. In a few of the gift shops where they sold T-shirts, the one that caught my eye was a plain shirt with a Mickey Mouse head on it which would not be unusual, except this one had a black and silver yin-yang symbol which made up the entire round head and of course attached to it were the two black round ears.

I have not studied the background of this symbol, but generally avoid it. Is it just me or is that strange, is Disney trying to make a maybe not so subtle statement, or is this symbol truly as harmless as many believe?

Robin Hollingshead, Kjos 42 Comments [8/14/2008 4:00:49 AM]
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Quote# 44855

As long as the video concluded that time has been in existence for only 6100 years, I don't care what it says.

If it used science to make its points, I'm sure I'll either 1) not understand it, 2) not remember a thing it said tomorrow, or 3) both.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 36 Comments [8/14/2008 3:57:24 AM]
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Quote# 44799

Atheists are Hypocrites





They will tell you not to judge others,
-----But they will judge you, from the moment you say your a Christian


They say they need proof to believe in God
-----Yet there is no proof for the Big Bang, So They choose to put Their FAITH In the Magic of a self creating Big Bang


They say the Bible is man made, so it is unreliable
-----Yet every Theory they quote is man made, and they and they not only want you to believe its reliable. But they try their best to present their Theories as facts. When they are not a Theory is NOT a fact


They get offended if you share your beliefs
----- Yet they Love to Preach why they don't believe in God


They Love to insult Christianity
-----But if you point out the flaw of another religion your a close minded Bigot




As you can see Atheists are Hypocrites, They have no interest in Truth. They are nothing more than fools, even the greatest among them is only a child in Mind

King Crusader, www.holycrusade.net 34 Comments [8/14/2008 3:53:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Charles Martel
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Quote# 44831

[Seriously, whatever happened to [i]Love thy nieghbour[i]?

I am a young mom, who works in the legal field. Well, now I stay home and school my daughter. To move further in the career field, I had to have a mandatory “diversity” class. I decided to do this online. It started with Gender and Society in which the professor was “out to get me.” I chewed the University, which shall go unnamed, who then put me into Social Problems. These online classes have real-time seminars and a message board in which the student participates. The Social Problems curriculum was just as evil. The book was horrid and the required Internet readings consisted of visiting activist groups. Some assignments consisted of visiting a homeless organization, the ACLU and the Sierra Club, none of which I could ever stand. I was mad, spoke out against the curriculum in nearly every lesson and provided the other side. The professor let me do it. Conservative professors are more silent than liberal professors, I found, as the conservative ones say that out of professionalism they cannot add personal conjecture.

To make a long story short, I began referring to your book Brave New Schools, quite often. The professor once asked me to explain why I thought the program was socialist and I used your book, which she admitted to reading and feeling alarmed at what is going on in education. I even used it in my final and got a 99. I was so upset in seeing how many people believed in things such as teaching sex education at such a young age or believing that the federal government can and should solve everything. What your book did was provide me with a way to drive the point that by the time kids leave these “21st Century” high schools now, there are very few that would be able to challenge the academic left. It also helped me prove the indoctrination attempts in the college curriculum.

Concerned Christian, Kjos 18 Comments [8/14/2008 3:38:18 AM]
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Quote# 44852

Atheism is belief...its theological narcissism: I am God.

Most atheistic arguments reduce into the statement: God does not exist because I am not God. (Making them God by default)

Followed by this on another thread of his:
If there is no God, then why did Evolution create people who believe in a cruel God? Based on your logic, you should not believe in Evolution either.

Followed by this on another thread of his:
Atheists base their entire argument on the belief that science is truth (which is easily disprovable).

Atheists also defend atheism by pretending that they have no belief and have no faith (both absurd claims).

Atheism is filled with oddities and contradictions (i.e. the claim that the natural world is all there is...if so, then Christianity is valid as an evolutionary mechanism and is governed by the law of causality, same as atheism.)

Most important is the understanding of the complete irrelevance of atheism...if there is no God, then there is no consequence to belief in God. In short: nothing matters.

Aztec276, Yahoo Q&A 34 Comments [8/14/2008 1:40:32 AM]
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Quote# 44863

(You knew it was coming...)

I can't help but see how the prophetic maneurverings of key nations is taking place. Who would have thought, even a few short years ago, that Russian would hold an ace in their hand, ready to play it out when the time was right? Could this be the onset of fulfillment from Ezekiel 38? Is it possible that oil is the "hook" God uses to draw Russia into battle?

Stirring questions. Stirring times. May God provide all of us, and certainly our leaders with amazing wisdom to navigate such perilous times.

Sassy Granny, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [8/14/2008 1:10:37 AM]
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Submitted By: FundieFinder
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Quote# 44833

its a horrible brittish show from the 1970s with an openly gay man. i had no idea that was allowed on tv in the 1970s.

this is just further proof that the rapture has to happen at any moment

olivery2k, are you being served is proof the world was doomed even in the 1970s 54 Comments [8/14/2008 1:10:27 AM]
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Submitted By: megan
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