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Quote# 46155

And after several thousands years....not one iota of actual PROOF has been presented that suggests that anything found in the scriptures is untrue. Opinion abounds, theory abounds, facts that prove physical reality does not exist that debunks any subject breached in the pages of the Holy Scriptures. (R)

Ralph, Defending The Truth 46 Comments [8/29/2008 10:10:46 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Tirya
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Quote# 46180

Hillary just announced no more delegate votes for herself
Now everyone is hugging and crying and singing "Love Train"
I declare the DNC a cult one notch below Scientology

[because anyone who disagrees with YOU must be a "cult"]

Buzzardhut, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [8/29/2008 10:10:11 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
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Quote# 46090

Again, you have no comprehension whatsoever. There is a reason why Christ had to DIE.
God married Israel (his people) through contract, and because Israel sinned, He wanted no more part of them. So, He divorced them. However, the law states that you can only marry again, only if the other half has died. So, in order for Israel to redeemed again by God, Christ had to die, and also in turn the people would be redeemed.

The Cosmos, MyADSL 49 Comments [8/29/2008 10:09:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: cyghost
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Quote# 46321

Personally, I believe that the rapture is not only imminent, it is eminently appealing in it's imminence. In fact, when the rapture commences I believe that I will be rapidly raptured. But no more rapidly than other rapturees. Righty-o?

BlessedAssurance, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [8/29/2008 9:05:48 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 46135

Fools and heretics! God is BEYOND logic. Logic is a construct of a finite mind. God can make 1+1=2. He can also make 1+1=3.
Infinity is a plaything for God. Yet you can't even comprehend it. Do not try to understand God with your pitiful logic.

jma037, CARM 74 Comments [8/29/2008 8:53:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: TheSilentOne
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Quote# 46150

This guy can make jokes and sugar coat it all he wants, but I'm not laughing, and God isn't laughing: but the devil is. Homosexuality has nothing to do with love. It is all lust and sex and deviant behavior. If you want to really know what homosexuals are all about just read about what goes on at gay pride parades and events like the folsom street fair in San Francisco.

Sportbominable, What's Morally Wrong with Homosexuality? 34 Comments [8/29/2008 8:38:38 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 46086

Bullshiat, you guys think you're "smart." You think everything is "over people's heads" who don't agree with you, you think this is why YOUR "world is broken," YOU THINK TEACHING EVOLUTION MAKES A DIFFERENCE...... Evolution is horrifically assanine and it insults my intelligence to have idiots come on here charging that its a right of passage EVERYONE and should be mandated that this specific area of study MUST be mandated while all of us Accountants are like hey!@!!!! WHY CAN'T WE MANDATE TEACHING TAX LAW TO CAPTIVE AUDIENCES WITH UNDERDEVELOPED MINDS!! PEOPLE HAVE OT DO TAXES RIGHt? or phsychologist saying HEY, WE NEED TO MANDATE TEACHING THE AFFECTS OF CRACK!

MilkBeer, Fark 53 Comments [8/29/2008 8:38:07 PM]
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Submitted By: LordJiro
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Quote# 46193

Very smart observation. It's true though, evolution just means change in time. Evolutionist just want something to keep saying that God doesn't exist. But God does exist and He is the only thing that doesn't change. He is the same today, tomorrow and forever! The Alpha and the Omega! :D

I don't believe that I evolved from ape, I do not look like ape. I was beautifully and wonderfully made! Science contradicts itself, that's why there is not a constant science book. It changes every year. The only book that is flawless is the Bible. Now I don't understand everything in it, but that's ok I can't know everything.

pinkstar, Yahoo Answers (hiden answer, low rating) 34 Comments [8/29/2008 8:37:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Fundiebuster
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Quote# 46198

[on freedom of speech]
Freedom only goes as far as the LORD allows it. The Confederate flag is a symbol of expression, and a valiant attempt to wrestle the fashion industry out from the thresholds of the liberals. Gay pride promotes a sinful sexual act that goes against all natural, God-given inclinations, and must be stamped out.

Ixion, Calvinists4Conservatism 37 Comments [8/29/2008 8:37:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Fundiebuster
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Quote# 46134

[Q: ok, assuming that the earth and the moon are close to the same age, 6,000 years or so. why are there so many huge craters on the moon, yet only one documented witness? gervaise of canterbury beheld such an event about 500 years ago when he witnessed a meteor hit the moon in a fiery explosion. he documented it. however, there are thousands of such craters, yet only one witness.

the big bang theory says that the earth is 4.5 billion years old, and during its youth, say the first 1.5 billion years, there were many such occurrences, which would explain the multitude of craters. however, in the past 2 or so billion years, this happens less frequently.

given this scenario, what would be the reasonable conclusion?]



"Well, for one thing, the Earth is NOT "millions of years" old. In a way, you may be right, that there were many such occurrences in its youth, but not in recent history. But it would only be a few thousand years old, not millions.
It's possible that the event (meteor?) that caused the collapse of the 7th layer of water or ice above the Earth (thus causing the Flood) may also have been responsible for the cratering of the Moon. The inverse square law says that when the distance between two objects is halved, the gravitational force is quadrupled. It would have shattered in mid-flight like a snowball, with parts of it hitting the moon.
This would also explain why there would be no witnesses - all but 8 of them would be dead, and the survivors were shut into a boat during that time."

KiraJenLove, yahoo answers 45 Comments [8/29/2008 8:34:50 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 46126

There is not one contradiction in the Bible.

Skraip aka Elazur, WoW offtopic 35 Comments [8/29/2008 8:34:03 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Worldsend
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Quote# 46213

what if the daughter has her period? shed have to ask one of the men to buy her pads that would be embarrassing

olivery2k, Another reason gays shouldnt adopt 81 Comments [8/29/2008 5:25:28 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
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Quote# 46200

[on an American soldier who converted to Islam and married a Pakistani woman]

Oh, go whine to the French, you pansy Muslims. Although not all terrorists may be Islamists, all Islamists are terrorists. It’s very likely that you are a double agent, and America has had several problems with your kind. If you legitimately cared about your career and your freedom, then you would have remained a Christian or a Jew, and maintained opposition to Islam. Apparantely, you don’t care that we’re fighting a War On Terror/Islam, so the U.S. Military should, at the very least, discharge you from the military. Real Americans will want you executed, and if President Bush listens to his base, then he will do so, as well.

Ixion, Calvinists4Conservatism 51 Comments [8/29/2008 4:57:17 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Fundiebuster
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Quote# 46162

I'm not afraid, I don't hate, and I don't mock homosexuals. But that doesn't mean that I agree with their life style.

How long will people continue to equate disagreement with hate and fear?

If (and that's one big IF) - but if you believe in evolution, then you can NOT believe in homosexuality as a valid lifestyle, unless you think that this mess (called "life") is finally cleaning itself up after all these millennia.

Let me explain: If life originated because of evolution, it was an accident - matter, energy, space and time working in random chaos.

When *I* have an accident - say I spill my milk all over the table, I get up, I go into the kitchen, I grab some towels, I come back, and I clean up the accidental spill.

If life truly IS an accident, maybe homosexuality is nature's way of wiping up the mistake to finally, once and for all, get rid of human life!

But if you DO believe in evolution, then you must understand that homosexuality is counter productive to the propagation of the species, so it is in violation of the evolutionary process.

Personally, I do NOT believe in evolution. I believe that God designed us, and just as you don't go putting peanut butter in the carburetor of your car because it violates the operating specs that Ford Motor Company (or Chrysler, or who ever) wrote to keep the vehicle running properly, likewise, homosexuality is in violation of the operating specs of the human species.

And please, PLEASE don't point to what animals do - if you've already lowered yourself to the level of an animal, I pity you! I'm more than mere animal. I have a soul. Did you lose yours?

So, let's get this controversy over once and for all, and just STOP! (I promise I won't put peanut butter in the carburetor of my car because it violates the design specs of the manufacturer. But you, too, must promise to not violate the design specs of OUR manufacturer!)

no1home2day, Y answers 48 Comments [8/29/2008 4:53:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By:
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Quote# 46102

Atheists: Why do you fail to see intelligent design?
I just don't understand how atheists don't see intelligent design..How earth is well suited to allow life, how well the human body works,Atheists will always say: well whats the difference between believing in Santa Claus, Zeus, the FlyingSpaghettii monster, etc....You KNOW that these are made up, after the Bible was even written!
Atheists also say: Why is there so much war, diseases, etc.... In the world? That is because we are engulfed in sin. . I'm not trying to force my beliefs on anyone, Im just want your opinion.

Another question: Where did we come from? There was just like a sea of water or something and out of nowhere, a unicellular organism spontaneously came out of nowhere? Explain this abiogenesis

Healed amputee:(documented)

http://www.healingsandmiracles.org/repor...

Kalen, Yahoo Answers 40 Comments [8/29/2008 4:01:44 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 46158

[on what they would do if elected president]

Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences.
If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

funmudder, Rapture Ready 64 Comments [8/29/2008 3:30:01 PM]
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Quote# 46146

[A mother of an 8 year old boy is asking for advice on how to handle his smart mouth.]

There is always hot sauce....relating that to the "Hell" that is comming out of his mouth won't be tolerated.

GreenEyedLady, Rapture Ready 73 Comments [8/29/2008 2:06:18 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: KatAutumn
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Quote# 46139

(In response to Obama's big speech will be delivered from an elaborate columned stage.)

I was considering emailing the Obama camp and suggesting a change of stage - do you suppose this might be a bit mean spirited:

I was thinking of a pit, with hot molten lava look, occasional spurting flames, steam and smoke would be more fitting.

(Sorry, just couldn't help myself - the idea just wouldn't go away)

NowAlive, Rapture ready 40 Comments [8/29/2008 2:06:00 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
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Quote# 46105

[This is the fourth comment beneath an open letter to Rick Warren.]

When will you fools realize that it does not matter what you feel or what you think. Gods Word is Gods Law. Period. It is beyond you and you either accept it or deny it. When you are in Hell and begging to be forgiven or to get a drop of water from my finger God will not have mercy on you and neither will I.

Petra, Life Without Faith 45 Comments [8/29/2008 12:44:46 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: David D.G.
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Quote# 46114

[in a thread where she is picking on evolutionists for being blind idiot followers]

We Creationists have all the evidence we need.
If we got more that would be nice but for now we are already satisfied. Who needs to back up evidance no-one looks at?

BimboZombie, deviantART 28 Comments [8/29/2008 12:41:02 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 46136

[Sarah Michelle Geller blamed for rise in paganism]

Hollywood actress Sarah Michelle Gellar's hit show Buffy the Vampire Slayer has been blamed for 50,000 women abandoning traditional Western religion to study paganism.

According to the recent British study published in Women and Religion in the West, young women have taken an increased interest in practicing witchcraft after Gellar's hit U.S. TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer hit the mainstream.

The study's author Dr. Kristin Aune says: "Because of its focus on female empowerment, young women are attracted by Wicca, popularised by the TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer. In short, women are abandoning the church."

The Church of England has declined to comment on the study.

Kristin Aune, FanBolt 58 Comments [8/29/2008 12:37:52 PM]
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Submitted By:
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Quote# 46115

[on Obama's upcoming acceptance speech in front of faux stone columns]

be on the look out for the satanic handsignals too . I am watching for them. I know when Bush became president, him,his wife,his daughters all were using the hand signals over and over(and it wasnt the texas longhorn thing). --index and pinky finger up---or split in the middle(index and middle one side--ring and pinky on the other)--it is not coinsidence when they make this signal, and not saying they are rock stars. Those involved in the one world government do this to show the others that they are involved . I will be looking at those on tv involved in the presidential inauguration.(gives me something to do so I don't have to listen to the speaches so much!)

Sonshine, Rapture Ready 31 Comments [8/29/2008 12:37:40 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
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Quote# 46130

I dunno, maybe they want to take your sperm and mix it with the ovum of a female fallen angel, in order to create a bastard human-fallen angel hybrid creature, known as the "antichrist."

Just a guess though.

Don't go to sleep tonight, and wear a gun.

Treemode, WoW offtopic 55 Comments [8/29/2008 12:36:54 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Worldsend
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Quote# 46111

If I remember right, our place to stay is going to decend from heaven and kinda orbit the earth during the millenium. Maybe someone could back me up on that? I don't remember the place I read it, Revelation I think.

I was thinking about the rapture this morning. See, my tub doesn't drain that slowly. If I get raptured in the middle of taking a shower, there's going to be some major water damage to my house. Not that I would care, but I thought it was funny. I'll be too busy to care about the things I had back here.

fracturedInfinity, RaptureReady 33 Comments [8/29/2008 11:26:40 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 46061

Well I am a Christian. I know that Allah did not create the world. the Lord my God, ????, Yahweh did.

Elazur, WoW offtopic 34 Comments [8/29/2008 11:12:03 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Worldsend
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