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Quote# 44492

[Be sure to read the Fundie's SN. I need new irony meters. Yes, plural.]

It amazes me how when talking on this subject homos always resort to name calling. It only proves that you're losing your arguement and you are fighting with name calling being the last resort. As weak as a child. And i never claimed to be innocent when it comes to the flesh. But I am working on myself everyday and hopefully i'll be able to deal with my issues of commitment. Because multiple women isn't healthy. One woman is very healthy for a man. But i will never make excuses like u.

Oh and homosexuality is a crime. God's standards have not changed. Your acts are worthy of death.

tongueincunt (......), Youtube - Is Homosexuality a Choice? (Pro Gay Video) 45 Comments [8/8/2008 6:11:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Zachski
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Quote# 44483

Question: Fundamental to your outlook is the belief that the Bible is the ulimate source of authority as the infallible Word of God. By what process of reasoning did you arrive at this conclusion about the Bible?

SG: When I looked at the world around me, I realised that for me to believe in evolution required more of a suspension of credulity than I could muster. Why does the peacock have such a magnificent tail? ‘So he can attract a mate’, the evolutionist replies. So how does the hedge-sparrow do it? Whales were pigs who took an early-morning dip and, hey-presto, their spines swivelled round and they developed fins and tails and blow-holes before they drowned. And loads of them did it so they could reproduce as different kinds of whale. All by chance. Please!

Stephen Green, Director Christian Voice, Media Watch Interview 41 Comments [8/8/2008 6:08:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Nick
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Quote# 44484

Mankind is capable of rejecting God, and when we do that, we worship some aspect of His creation which we regard as divine, or ‘just there’ So in pagan religions such as pre-dated Christianity in these islands, they worship the sun, the rain, fertility and all the things which are important to their economy. In doing that, they diminish man himself and they soon end up with human sacrifice. Well, every pagan culture has, and it’s usually their children they sacrifice. (Deut 12:31) But atheism (or ’secular humanism’) itself is a form of paganism, in which man worships mankind and mankind’s powers of reason, such as they are. Secular humanism is the dominant culture in Britain today, and we too, kill our own children, before they are born, in special clinics. Not much of an advance from the civilisation of ancient Canaan, is it, really?

Stephen Green, Director Christian Voice, Media Watch Interview 31 Comments [8/8/2008 6:08:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Nick
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Quote# 44494

Wow, it's been a while since I last posted on my blog. I guess it's because I usually air all of my opinions on forums these days, or at least I did until I left one.

Anyways, I'm going to post a short article, or list if you will, about something I believe. You may not like them, and I'm willing to accept they may not be accurate. I am not married to these opinions, and they will most likely change over time.

- I believe men are better than women. I believe they are better because they are bigger, stronger, faster, are 4 iq points more intelligent than average, and continue to out perform women at so many different things.

- I believe that if a woman threatens your freedom by setting state thugs after you to kidnap you from your home, and throw you behind bars, then you have every moral right to make that woman fear for her own life to protect your self.

- I believe that the patriarchy is the natural order, and that men should keep women in line. If women do not like this, then they have the right to choose not to be involved with the patriarch.

- I believe you should slap a woman if they are out of control, and won't leave you alone. I do not think this power should be abused.

- I believe women should not be allowed to vote. Women never earned the right to vote like men, they simply bitched for it. Manginas seeing a way to keep power, gave them the right. It should be taken away from them until they can earn it properly

Feminist Scum, things i believe 220 Comments [8/8/2008 5:18:47 AM]
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Quote# 44477

Keep in mind that nothing, including God, can be proven or disproven in a final, absolute sense. A lot of you keep telling theists to prove God. We can prove that Jesus lived, died, and rose from the dead. Thus proving Christianity.

AEZAC, GameFAQs Religion Board 54 Comments [8/8/2008 4:50:01 AM]
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Quote# 44480

The Atheist Starter Kit

If you are a beginner atheist, there's a belief system you should embrace and a language you should learn, or you will find yourself in trouble. Here are ten suggestions for the novice:

1. Whenever you are presented with credible evidence for God's existence, call it a "straw man argument," or "circular reasoning." If something is quoted from somewhere, label it "quote mining."

2. When a Christian says that creation proves that there is a Creator, dismiss such common sense by saying "That's just the old watchmaker argument."

3. When you hear that you have everything to gain and nothing to lose (the pleasures of Heaven, and the endurance of Hell) by obeying the Gospel, say "That's just the old 'Pascal wager.'"

4. You can also deal with the "whoever looks on a woman to lust for her, has committed adultery with her already in his heart," by saying that there is no evidence that Jesus existed. None.

5. Believe that the Bible is full of mistakes, and actually says things like the world is flat. Do not read it for yourself. That is a big mistake. Instead, read, believe, and imitate Richard Dawkins. Learn and practice the use of big words. "Megalo-maniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully" is a good phrase to learn.

6. Say that you were once a genuine Christian, and that you found it to be false. (The cool thing about being an atheist is that you can lie through your teeth, because you believe that are no moral absolutes.) Additionally, if a Christian points out that this is impossible (simply due to the very definition of Christianity as one who knows the Lord), just reply "That's the 'no true Scotsman fallacy.'" PLEASE NOTE: It cannot be overly emphasized how learning and using these little phrases can help you feel secure in dismissing common sense.

7. Believe that nothing is 100% certain, except the theory of Darwinian evolution. Do not question it. Believe with all of your heart that there is credible scientific evidence for species-to-species transitional forms. When you make any argument, pat yourself on the back by concluding with "Man, are you busted!" That will make you feel good about yourself.

8. Deal with the threat of eternal punishment by saying that you don't believe in the existence of Hell. Then convince yourself that because you don't believe in something, it therefore doesn't exist. Don't follow that logic onto a railway line and an oncoming train.

9. Blame Christianity for the atrocities of the Roman Catholic church--when it tortured Christians through the Spanish Inquisition, imprisoned Galileo for his beliefs, or when it murdered Moslems in the Crusades.

10. Finally, keep in fellowship with other like-minded atheists who believe as you believe, and encourage each other in your beliefs. Build up your faith. Never doubt for a moment. Remember, the key to atheism is to be unreasonable. Fall back on that when you feel threatened. Think shallow, and keep telling yourself that you are intelligent. Remember, an atheist is someone who pretends there is no God.

Ray Comfort, Ray Comfort's Blog ("Atheist Central") 65 Comments [8/8/2008 3:32:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Mr Smith
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Quote# 44469

Point is gay people are like Child molesters. No different. Its a sick mind state, they aren't born gay, they are just sick people.

tomsucksbrady, ChiefsPlanet 28 Comments [8/8/2008 3:29:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Jay-sus
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Quote# 44425

Im ready. I want to be with HIm with Jesus so badly. It is so immenint so close, and it could happen any moment any sec now. I too sense the times that were in, and lately I've been hearing shofer and sometimes the trumpets. I believe that the angel is tunning the trumpets for the big big day. I can hardly wait leave this world. Iam so tired and I've had enough of this world, the struggels in this Life. Iam so tired of it, I too am sensing the hard times that we're in and sensing the immenicy of the Lords return. I want to be with Jesus so so so badly I cannot wait to go home!

Jesuslover 2002, Rapture Ready 60 Comments [8/8/2008 2:22:56 AM]
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Quote# 44489

[Did God form patterns (constellations) when he placed the stars in the sky?]

Think about the North Star that has guided travelers long before GPS, as well as other constellations used for that purpose.

Also, remember the importance placed on stars, such as the appearance of the Start of Bethlehem that led the Wise Men to find Jesus at His birth. I don't think that is coincidence.

God forbade worshipping stars and occultic practices such as astology. I would argue that He did this, not because there is nothing to it, but because there is something to it that is supernatural in nature and taps into powers beyond our control.

He did it on purpose, His purpose, whether we completely understand it or not. Nothing God does is random or meaningless.

arklatexrat, Yahoo answers 18 Comments [8/8/2008 2:17:50 AM]
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Quote# 44474

I really need help.... I have a foreign* exchange boy living with me for this school year. he is a atheist.
I need to know how to explain to him, that god really does exist. i know i can show him by being righteous, but what is something i can read to him. facts out of the bible, so i can show him.... he says, evolution is what he believes... that there could be a God, but there isnt... bc no real true God would let children die and stave in Africa everyday... And is genesis is wrong, why would he evn try to beliee everything else in the bible. Bc the big bang theory started everything, not God creating Adam and Eve and then sin came... I am 16, and i just need help. even if you cant give a good answer, pray... pray for him and everyone in the world that is lost... Thankyou

answer me, Yahoo Answers 49 Comments [8/8/2008 2:03:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Voice of logic
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Quote# 44486

A cancer charity has refused a donation from Jerry Springer - The Opera after a religious group threatened to protest.

Maggie's Centres said Christian Voice's contact prompted it to reject £3,000.

Christian Voice Group, BBC News Report 35 Comments [8/8/2008 1:55:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Nick
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Quote# 44462

A Rump Ranger is a Rump Ranger.... They are sick individuals, and should burn in hell.

'You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.

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Last edited by tomsucksbrady; Today at 07:34 PM. Reason: wtf is a rump ranger i wanted to say the f word! ag

tomsucksbrady, ChiefsPlanet 47 Comments [8/8/2008 1:46:32 AM]
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Submitted By: funky fresh salad
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Quote# 44481

(response to christian counselor getting fired for refusing to help a lesbian client.)

This really takes the cake. Being honest, and indicating that your beliefs would make it difficult to maintain any professional objectivity, and referring to someone else, somehow a tort?

Just more evidence of the heavy politicization of our system of legal jurisprudence. And, in any proceeding like this, what will more often than not determine the outcome, is not the facts and the law per se, but which presiding judge and/or venue specific demographics (i.e. from which is drawn the jury pool) it will be "shopped" to. Get Sekulow and the Heritage foundation? Absolutely!


The REAL problem here is CHRISTOPHOBIA!

When do we get to sue when discriminated against by CHRISTOPHOBIA?

WhitemoonG, Rapture Ready 48 Comments [8/8/2008 1:29:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Sanrio90
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Quote# 44472

[In response to the question - "Are atheists negative people?"]

ya athiests are dumb i say. they dont belive in god then wth do they belive in u should always belive in god but those retards dont

Danish K, Yahoo Answers 50 Comments [8/8/2008 12:58:48 AM]
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Submitted By: CASE
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Quote# 44397

Did Noah love the taste of roast dinosaur?
Where are these lost recipes?
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Well, it's entirely possible, especially after the Flood.

Any recipes, I think, were lost in translation after the Tower of Babel debacle. Or, maybe they were cast aside after they feasted on the last helping of T(yrannosaurus rex)-bone steaks!

If you would like a booklet on a similar subject to this one, go to Chick Publiactions, at http://www.chick.com You can find several booklets on many topics.

Brother Jonathan, Yahoo Answers 37 Comments [8/8/2008 12:48:12 AM]
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Submitted By: FundieFinder
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Quote# 44413

Hypothetically speaking ......what if?
Adam was Homo erectus,then bang thousands of years later Eve was made with the likeness of a Neanderthal and their offspring were born either Neanderthal or Cro-Magnon (Homo sapiens sapiens) coz anthrolpological concensus is that the two were contemporaries.

Would explain our ante-deluvian ancestors with Noah and his family starting the global family tree afresh purely 'Homo sapien' about 30,000 years ago.

I am not saying it is so but couldn't it be possible that God did it that way?

T-1000, Yahoo answers 36 Comments [8/7/2008 11:10:09 PM]
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Quote# 44465

My kid would not "turn out to be gay".

He may choose to be gay in which case I would choose to not have contact with him except for holidays and forced family events. It is not something that happens to you it is a choice. As much as I love my kids that is the truth of the matter.

RibKing67, Chiefs Planet 62 Comments [8/7/2008 10:52:12 PM]
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Quote# 44445

You cant rape in Islam. Both partners have to agree. I know your brain cant process this.

Muslim, www.youtube.com 53 Comments [8/7/2008 9:23:27 PM]
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Quote# 44448

God is real because I am a hard core CHristian and I will debate anyone to the ground just pm me to start It says in the bible that God told the prophets to write the bible so thats how we got it God wil send people to Hell for their sinning He loves everyone and but He hates sin so you have to be saved to go to heaven there is no marrying in heaven because tha wold start jealysy and jealysy is coveting and coveting is a sin But like I said God loves everyone here and everywhere and I dont care what you say because I can debate you to the ground I have many other friends that could debate you to the ground infact I have at least 20 friends and and 35 adults who could debate you to the ground plus there are many others out in the world too but God loves you and you go to Hell if you dont ask Jesus to forgive your sins you will go to Hell You cant be saved and go to heaven by just being good and going to church because everyone is born with a sin nature and God hates sin so you have to ask Jesus to forgive your sins be cause He died on the cross for you and rose on the 3rd day after his death because nothing can defeat God, Jesus ,or the Holy Spirit For they created you and and the whole universe. But by saying this I am not trying to make anyone feel bad. I better not say all of what I was going to or Itd turn into a full blown sermon. But remember this God loves you.

PaladinLord1123, BattleOn Forums 84 Comments [8/7/2008 9:04:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Dan
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Quote# 44463

Matthew Shepard Murder was GOD's Revenge.
Being gay is a very bad and unforgivable sin

gameboysp13, YouTube 52 Comments [8/7/2008 9:04:01 PM]
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Submitted By: ninjacat11
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Quote# 44447

[I think that the rationale that many anti-evolutionists have is that they believe life has a purpose and they believe that complex life developing out of aggregating compounds means that life has no purpose.]


See, I'm annoyed because you think creationists believe what they believe because of emotion. It blows my mind that you really can't conceive that there might be scientific reasons for postulating a creator. Don't you ever look at nature for yourself? Who taught you that you're not allowed to think for yourself?


[And in addition, i get into this argument mainly because i'm concerned about what students learn in school and because i absolutely hate it when American political strategists use Christian ideas or beliefs to rile up voters, which is exactly the purpose of the "wedge strategy." It is abhorrent.]


Yeah, I know. you want power, you want to be able to tell my kids what they should learn in school. Buzz off. Mind your own business. But you make one of my points - evolution is a leftist political thing. It could never survive without forced indoctrination of little skulls filled with mush.

markoh, Harmony Central 23 Comments [8/7/2008 9:03:33 PM]
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Quote# 44446

Ali Sina calls Muhammad a pedophile because he married the 9-year old Aisha when he himself was 54! I have no problems believing it. But what I don't understand is why we are insulting Muhammad for a having a mental disorder called pedophilia? Was he himself responsible for having this disorder? According to psychology texts, mental disorders generally happen in a person without his/her consent and in most cases without his/her knowledge as well. So did he really know he had a mental disorder? Even if he did, then what? Surely we can't blame anyone for his mental or physical sickness or can we?

[2 posts later]

Just to let you know, a person can have thoughts about molesting children, thoughts about having sex with them or he may actually commit these acts in real still WITHOUT being a pedophile. DO you doubt? I guess you should read your favourite DSM-IV again. And I think we would all agree on one fact: Pedophile usually act on their urges a lot sooner than turning 54. Don't you think?

[next post]

What if pedophilia is legalised in Germany in 50 years? I mean we see gay marriages being legalised across the world, which was unthinkable (and still is in most countries of the world) only a decade ago! So what if pedophilia is recognised as a condition rather than a mental disorder in 50 years?

ekxotic, FFI 29 Comments [8/7/2008 9:00:57 PM]
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Submitted By: ixolite
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Quote# 44450

I was taught as a political scientist that there is no such thing as facts. There are theories, I mean don't get me wrong, it is hard to disprove evolution and gravity, but both are still just theories. The same goes for God. Logic to you is not logic to others. What you consider to be fact, someone else considers 'whims and wishes'. For example, there are scientists who say that Native Americans came to North America via the 'ice bridge' and migrated south. Native Americans in the lower 48 believe that they always existed, and that the Eskimos and Native Americans found in the North were once their people, but because they were plagued with evil spirits, they gathered their strongest warriors and drove them to the frozen north.

There are many other stories like this, just because you believe one thing to be 'fact' doesn't make it a universal fact or a fact at all . . . I wouldn't make presumptions on peoples beliefs.

Also, just on a silly note, don't think people to be reasonable either, lol, there are people out there who believe the craziest things that they believe to be 'fact' that they can see as well.

WintersGuardian, Neskaya 38 Comments [8/7/2008 8:59:39 PM]
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Submitted By: Raistlin
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Quote# 44464

[Replying to another Christian who thinks the rapture is a lie by Satan]

You really DO NOT know what you are talking about, so you can be forgiven.

The Rapture is one of the few things that Satan cannot emulate because God has made it Copy-Proof.

Satan has copied many things God does to fool and deceive people.

But the Rapture is one of those things Satan CANNOT reproduce or INTERRUPT once it begins.

AC, Amazon forums 47 Comments [8/7/2008 8:58:33 PM]
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Submitted By: Vincent
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Quote# 44432

i just wanna know how certain people can believe that a tiny single-celled micro-organism could have "evolved" into the extremely complex, free-thinking people we are now.. and if we did "evolve" like that then why are some male and some people female? we would have evolved the same way

Caitlin Marr, Facebook 28 Comments [8/7/2008 8:08:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Sayna
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