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Quote# 44218

[On a topic about the Rapture.]

No but we have plenty of proof...

1-Prophecies in the bible are history recorded before it happens...that should be enough proof...

2-You have to be an idiot to not beleive...no offense

3-Why should WE prove it?We have faith and you have what?Nothing?WE have undeniable proof and science has NOTHING...

I think I proved my point and if you say Im an idiot or what Im saying isnt true you just prove my point further...really anything you say is just proving my point...

Oh and the Temple can be rebuilt before or AFTER...its a requirement for the Great Tribulation not the rapture

Quoted from toidiedud


Ur my hero Toidiedud!! i agree 100%
Only thing is i read the Childerns Left Behind not the Adult but they are the same basic thing

Murtagh_wrydfell, BattleOn Forums 53 Comments [8/4/2008 4:24:32 PM]
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Submitted By: Jay-sus
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Quote# 44224

I don't know if any of you guy saw the movie "The Exorcist" but that movie is based on a true story. Their has been over 30 of them recored over the world by the church, I'm sure they woulden't lie about them either, it's one of their commandments not too.
Secondly those palm leaves in Mexico that have been blessed by the holy mother have never withered away or even turn yellow and that has happened in the 1800's. Their's proof all over, open your eyes. Fucking retards.

skimmilkk, Youtube 29 Comments [8/4/2008 4:24:10 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 44208

(response to an gay couple posting a wedding announcement in the local newspaper..)

Instead of announcing they are getting married,why don't they announce,"We have decided to pee in God's face concerning His laws & we are happily making a lifertime commitment in hell!"
Thanks for having the guts to tell the truth,Lilly!

#463060, Corpus Christi Caller Letters to the Editor 29 Comments [8/4/2008 4:14:49 PM]
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Submitted By: greybeard the pirate
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Quote# 44169

(So remember that quote a while back about soy making you gay? Well, RaptureReady read this site, and someone decided to back him up.)


I've done a bit of reading up on this. Soy contains a fair amount of phyto-estrogens - substances that mimic female hormone estrogen. So prolonged intake over a period of years could cause a reduction in male fertility.

So why haven't the Chinese and Japanese been affected, one might well ask? Well, because the soy products consumed by folks in these two nations are principally the output of a fermentation process that neutralizes much of the phyto-estrogen content in soy. China is chugging along at over a billion people and counting - evidently Chinese soy consumption has had no impact on male fertility at all.

By contrast, almost all soy products sold in the US have not undergone any fermentation process - leaving the phyto-estrogens to do their work, whatever impact and effects there may be. I am not speculating on the impacts here - will leave that to bolder souls than I!

SumSam, RaptureReady 25 Comments [8/4/2008 3:44:19 PM]
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Submitted By: Smith
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Quote# 44234

[Re: a young girl being required to wear dresses at a school]

If you have a problem with your girl wearing a dress every day to school, and this issue alone is influential enough to sway your consideration,then don't send her there - plain and simple.

Honestly, why are present day female Christians equating dresses and skirts for women as legalistic? Has it ever occurred to anyone that perhaps some of these churches and church-based schools are trying to prevent the ravages of moderism as much as possible? That possibly they are trying to retain femininity for girls and women wherever they can? Call me old fashioned, but there is something about a dress on a woman that makes her look FEMININE - and more attractive to MEN. Trousers on women are not as feminine - nor are they as attractive.

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Jaybird74, RR 70 Comments [8/4/2008 3:33:00 PM]
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Quote# 44214

[How will you vote when it comes to the handling of evolution in the state science standards, and what are your opinions about how evolution, intelligent design and creationism should be taught in schools?]

Our public schools expelled God from their schools and are teaching the children that they came from apes. Why should we be surprised when students behave like zoo animals? We tell children that they evolved from a single cell and are surprised when they end up in a padded cell. Our schools are teaching that Jesus was 90% chimpanzee.

Alan Detrich, CJOnline interview 40 Comments [8/4/2008 3:10:57 PM]
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Quote# 44166

The baby I'm pregnant with who I almost aborted when I left the Bible (thank God I decided against it) turned out to be a girl so we're going to have to try again for a boy, but the girl is still a wonderful gift from God. I will teach her and any future children about God and Jesus and about following all of his rules in the Bible. My deceased husband still needs an hier, so as soon as I'm done.

I was really hoping for a boy. The period of uncleanliness is much shorter for a boy. Now I'll have to be unclean for two weeks once she's born and then wait another 66 days to be purified before I can touch anything sacred or go to the sanctuary (church). 66 days without even touching the Bible. Oh well my husband will surely read it to me if there's anything I need.

My husband just released semen recently (outside of sex) so he's unclean for a day and is off camping in the woods.

(it will take a hell of alot more than quoting bible verses to clean up your dumbass.)

Just throwing insults around. You don't like the fact that I'm right and you're wrong. The Bible is fact. Deal with it. You can either follow the Bible or face eternal damnation. I almost slipped away from the grace of God. I almost rejected the Bible, but now I am back and I understand the Bible perfectly. And I understand that it's all true. All is to be followed. It doesn't make sense to say follow this part but not that part when God didn't make any distinction in the Bible.

BibleBeliever, Topix 82 Comments [8/4/2008 3:01:40 PM]
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Quote# 44206

(More FSTDT! bashing)

The actual starter of that forum, who has now passed away, was a long time member of RR. He would post mainly in Apolo, and his arguments were the same old tired arguments. He was entertaining as far as that goes. What they don't realize is that many back then were members of their original board, and going over there was a lesson in how to curse and be vile over the smallest thing, which was quite tiresome. Maybe if they cleaned up their language, kept their minds out of the gutter and dealt with life and the impending death we all face, and deal with the coming judgement, they could get more members over there. Who knows.

HeIsEnough, RaptureReady 37 Comments [8/4/2008 2:49:40 PM]
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Quote# 44179

If the bombardier beetle can spit fire, then why not a dino/dragon?

trailboss, RR 46 Comments [8/4/2008 1:59:41 PM]
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Quote# 44162

...Obama is correct in saying that the world is ready for someone like him – a messiah-like figure, charismatic and glib and seemingly holding all the answers to all the world's questions.

And the Bible says that such a leader will soon make his appearance on the scene. It won't be Barack Obama, but Obama's world tour provided a foretaste of the reception he can expect to receive.

He will probably also stand in some European capital, addressing the people of the world and telling them that he is the one that they have been waiting for. And he can expect as wildly enthusiastic a greeting as Obama got in Berlin.

The Bible calls that leader the Antichrist. And it seems apparent that the world is now ready to make his acquaintance.

Hal Lindsey, World Net Daily 33 Comments [8/4/2008 1:56:21 PM]
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Quote# 44209

Atheists complain about the converting of people?
Such as tribes around the world yet we have brought them to Jesus Christ and they have been saved. We have given them everlasting life instead of belief in false gods. Atheists don't understand the spiritual significance nor do they understand the importance of missionaries of the past and present.

We've delivered a few small cultures to everlasting life. How many people have you saved lately?

Lizbrownaus, Yahoo Answers 43 Comments [8/4/2008 1:48:56 PM]
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Quote# 44182

you know water balloons ,instead of water fill it with pig's blood
maybe keep a small one in your house if islam really comes to america.

saved by Grace, RR 38 Comments [8/4/2008 1:45:47 PM]
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Quote# 44193

The Princess and the Kiss is a story about God's Gift of Purity, and was recommended by Nancy Leigh DeMoss. I bought it for my eldest nephew... Who, in my heart, I still hope is still pure... Though the fact that he and his wife have conceived a daughter burdens me with doubt.

Malott, Malott's Blog 43 Comments [8/4/2008 1:44:47 PM]
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Quote# 44204

[Uh oh, better get right with God soon guyz!!]



POSSIBLE DATES OF END-TIME EVENTS

PRE-TRIB RAPTURE, FIRST "TRUMP OF GOD"
Before the Tribulation starts, maybe Av 10, 5768 (Monday, August 11, 2008. Let's be ready from now until it takes place.

TEMPLE CONSTRUCTION BEGINS
Sacrifice of the red heifer when she is four years old (she is past 3.5 now)
Priests, purified with the ashes of the red heifer, should start building the Temple soon after the Rapture.

THE BEGINNING OF THE TRIBULATION, 1ST SEAL
PENTECOST, Sivan 6, 5769 (Friday, May 29, 2009) Beginning of the 2300 days of Dan. 8:12-14 (Jewish inclusive reckoning).
The first beast of Rev. 13 will reign. The Peace Treaty will be in effect.

MID TRIB, 4TH SEAL
The 1260th day, Heshvan 23, 5773 (Thursday, Nov. 8, 2012, by Inclusive reckoning). The False Prophet will begin his reign.

PRE-WRATH RAPTURE, "LAST TRUMP" OF GOD
END OF SHORTENED TRIBULATION, 7TH SEAL
2300th day of the Tribulation
It should be the FEAST OF TRUMPETS, Tishri 1, 5776 (Sunday night or Monday, September 14, 2015), the DAY OF THE PRE-WRATH RAPTURE, the DAY OF THE LORD, and the DAY OF GOD'S WRATH
The 7 Trumpet judgments will be sounded by angels, not God

THE SEVEN-MONTH GAP (Eze. 38:18-20; 39:12,13)

THE SECOND ADVENT OF JESUS, LORD OF THE SABBATH, PROBABLY ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE REGNAL AND SACRED YEAR
7 months after the Day of God's Wrath in a Hebrew Leap Year,
Nisan 1, 5776 (the Saturday Sabbath, April 9, 2016)

Marilyn Agee, http://www.prophecycorner.com 33 Comments [8/4/2008 1:41:24 PM]
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Quote# 44200

[in the comments section on a local news story about a Georgia town spending $1 million to shut down a strip club]

It is interesting to me that people overlook the fact that homosexuality is only a breath away from child molestation.

Charles, CBS 46 News 39 Comments [8/4/2008 1:39:17 PM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn
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Quote# 44187

July 31, 2008 From Jerusalem Post: “Abbas may halt peace negotiations if a peace deal is not reached by the end of 2008”…. “Unless peace deal is done by end of the year, it will lost its credibility”….”Olmert & the rest of the world must understand that Jerusalem is the core of the problem” [my comments: well…. DUH!! Scripture says Jerusalem will be a BURDERSOME STONE to ALL THE WORLD!! Zechariah 12:3 ] and finally: “it would take a MIRACLE to reach an agreement in the coming six months”…… .[my comments: do not worry, Mr. Abbas! The world’s “superman” is just about to enter stage right — and he will pull a “miracle” out of his hat!!

PM Olmert resigns & the Palestinian Authority declares bankruptcy (email from Jan Markell, OliveTreeViews.org) ~ so, how does this play into everything? EVERYTHING people ~ absolutely EVERYTHING is ripe, ripe, RIPE for the rapture…. So we can get on to heaven & learn how to praise the Lord ~ in Person ~ for all eternity! And the world can get on with signing their peace treaty between Israel and her enemies…. And then experiencing satan’s wrath, and then God’s wrath....

Snippet: They do not know it in the E.U, but they are actually in a holding pattern waiting for the arrival of the Antichrist!

jgreen0227, RR 19 Comments [8/4/2008 1:36:28 PM]
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Submitted By: Headache
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Quote# 44151

I have noticed several things in my own experiences lately. I stoped the other day in my home and just felt like this is not my home. I don't belong here. I also find myself listening for the trumpet. God has been answering small prayers these days and it's just a feeling of wanting to go home.

I say these things to my husband and I know he thinks I'm a little wacky. I can just tell. I was mentioning some of this stuff yesterday and he just said oh don't worry Obama won't get elected. My hubby says he's saved but sometimes I just don't know. He doesn't really believe in the rapture and he gets very unconfortable when I mention Jesus or the Bible.

Either way it's in the Lord's hands and I just give it over to him and say come Lord Jesus come.

christschild, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [8/4/2008 1:36:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Cap'n Mel
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Quote# 44129

I tend to think that the trumpets will be unlike any sound we've ever heard. We'll have no doubt what is about to happen. Since the rapture transports us through space & time, I theorize that we will pass into another dimension during the event, causing every thing to go into what we now know as slow motion. So, I hope to be able to experience every moment and sensation of the harpazo event in supernaturally, clear detail. From the dead in Christ rising to our changing into immortal bodies, to the trip upwards as we leap into the arms of our Savior. I can only imagine....

InHisSteps, RaptureReady 45 Comments [8/4/2008 9:39:19 AM]
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Quote# 44140

Personally, I think that there are no 'aliens', only demonic deception.

Picture this...

A Massive war begins in the Middle east. Nuclear armed nations square off in a fight to the death in an attempt to destroy Israel. God intervenes and destroys the invaders (Gog and Magog).

God raptures his church.

Satan, thwarted in this attempt to destroy Israel, counters with "aliens". They send out a message to all people...

"We have returned in this time of your greatest need. 3 million years ago we planted your predecessors here on Earth. We have watched as you have evolved to the point where you are ready to assume your place in the universe. Those who were among you whom were instigating wars and repressing you with religious shackles are now gone--removed--to allow you to realize your full potential of peace without the impediments of hatred and bigotry. They who would attribute your powers to mythological 'gods' are gone, and you will now be able to see that the only true gods are those that YOU are. you were born for this moment. you were born to be Gods...."

and the deception begins...

Rondaben, RaptureReady 59 Comments [8/4/2008 4:55:53 AM]
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Quote# 44243

(LW's response to someone who told him he was probably dreaming when he saw "a Angel")

I promise you that I saw a Angel. I wasn't sleeping at all. Mr. Smarts pants.

LoneWolf1984, deviantART 46 Comments [8/4/2008 4:54:49 AM]
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Quote# 44175

Science = Lies?

Answer :You don't have to say all that.

I hated science too because it tried to teach me that what the bible says is a lie. My faith shouldn't allow me to believe it.
And I didn't really. Although some of it was logical.

icanplaygood2, Yahoo Answers 31 Comments [8/4/2008 4:51:57 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 44180

OH! OH! OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am READY Jesus!!!!!!!

MandyMonster, RR 65 Comments [8/4/2008 4:50:34 AM]
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Quote# 44190

Where's my spare sexual organ?

I don't understand why I have only one sexual organ. What if it stopped working? Then I wouldn't be able to breed, it's such a crucial organ. So why has evolution not given a man two penises as this would increase survival and procreation chances, thanks.
We have two eyes, if one goes at least you have the other one. Women have two breasts, we have two ears, two legs, two arms... why not two sexual organs?

Scarlets79, CARM 86 Comments [8/4/2008 4:50:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Quasarsphere
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Quote# 44163

(Responding about the problem with people living ridiculous amounts of time in the bible)

Come on. If someone wanted to make something up that people are supposed to believe, they wouldn't lie about people living hundreds of years. Something made up also doesn't survive so revered for 1500 years as a part of a book that is COMPLETELY credible.

Wayne, Chrono Trigger novel project 41 Comments [8/4/2008 4:49:52 AM]
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Quote# 44170

A caring atheist would be worth a pillar of Lot's wife's salt in the eyes of God.

Also, I couldn't care less about the wants of the founding fathers.

Oscuria, Wrong Planet 34 Comments [8/4/2008 4:45:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Mathew
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