Quote# 44062

No long ago I thought I heard a Trumpet! I jumped up out of bed and I told my DH I am going home! He just looked at me and said honey you are home.
I told him that I thought I had heard a Trumpet blast and I was sure it was the Lord coming for me and he said well your still here so obviously not!

Faithalone, Rapture Ready 49 Comments [8/3/2008 6:16:09 AM]
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Submitted By: Mandy

Quote# 44123

Something ominus about atheism is this, that there is no true right or wrong. A question to the atheist, why is rape wrong? Why is theft wrong? Why is lying wrong? Why is there such thing as a human mind? Why are we, as the Bible says, above the animals? When did we become self acknowledging? Why did we? Ansewer irreducible complexity. Ansewer the cambrian explosion, ansewer the blanks in the geological record, ansewer the evidence of design that is so prevelent throughout the universe, ansewer the fact that there is information within DNA, but there is no naturalistic cause that can creat information, ansewer these, correctly before you even try to move on.

Spectersparten, Youtube Comments 47 Comments [8/3/2008 6:13:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Malkavian Jeff

Quote# 44056

[In a thread about homosexuality in which our friend takes "anti" position. You may want to turn off your irony meters.]

You have no need of God? Well, good luck with that. As for me I happen to need Him, love Him, and cherish His Word. I'd be lost without Him, just as you are lost now. I would be blind without him, just as you blind now. I would be a slave to sin without Him, just as you are a slave to your sin. Christ has set me free! Praise God! Thank you Jesus!

Missionary Man, Topix 27 Comments [8/3/2008 6:02:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor

Quote# 44096

[Question: Is it possible prove god exists by comparing him to something that really does exist, without sounding silly]


There has to be a God because when you think about it a man can't make a woman. And a woman can't make a man alone. So God have to be here.

[Don't know what's which is worse, the question or the answer]

Mommy, Yahoo Answers 28 Comments [8/3/2008 5:11:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 44075

God dosen't want unmarried sex. If you want to go to heaven have sex when your married only with your partner.Abstinance is the way to go. No Sex = No babies. What do us teens know about sex and love anyway? All we do is have relations too young and make horrible mistakes. No one's perfect but you can always try to be abstinant.

lin1234567, GaiaOnline 57 Comments [8/3/2008 2:04:12 AM]
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Submitted By: Lou

Quote# 44076

[Question: Spiritual Speaking: What was the Name that God Call the female in the beginning?]


eve. u know adam and eve! o my ur not a christain go to google and find out about christians and b come saved

truedog, Yahoo Answers 41 Comments [8/3/2008 1:49:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola

Quote# 44099

Freud is occasionally valid. Asserting that men rape because they are men is classic penis envy. Those women only wish they could rape good looking boys because they are probably too ugly or their personalities are too vile to be able to seduce even a kid. But they can't because they either know they are too weak or afraid they might be.

dcm, Teacher, most dangerous job for men 38 Comments [8/3/2008 1:17:37 AM]
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Quote# 44080

What do you think of biblical archeology? You know, where many, many times the "higher" critics have claimed a city mentioned in the bible didn't exist until archeology proved them wrong? Then you hear nothing else from them. That's the way many people are going to be when the Lord returns. Silenced once and for all.

Wayne, Topix 20 Comments [8/3/2008 1:17:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Fek'lhr

Quote# 44053

(Did dinosaurs exist)


I don’t think they literally existed. Its probably along the lines of an esoteric concept. I say that because we know reptilians don’t exist, but the whole alien thing does have an esoteric/arcane meaning to it. This could be the same for dinosaurs.


Scientist of Life, Architect of Realiy, NGE Board 34 Comments [8/3/2008 12:29:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Funkypants

Quote# 44085

I'm pretty sure if you read all of this you'll probably just think I'm crazy. I live in Brampton Ontario and I'm 100% sure there is demonology and witchcraft running rampant in my town and I've been struck by it. I wont explain the giant details of the story but I know one ex friend of mine by the name of Paul (*Mod Edit) and one by the name of Ryan (*Mod Edit) are involved in witchcraft or demonology. One has shown me magic and has repeated word for word what I was thinking. One night I was out at this little lake side area when walking shadows began ot appear around me... all wearing these black hoods, I could communicate with them in my mind. At one point I lied back on a rock and looked up at the stars and I noticed they all would disapear except one then that one star would begin to move thats when I got a bit freaked and closed my eyes... at that point I felt like a knife or dagger went into my neck when I opened my eyes I heard the voice of my once friend Paul (*Mod Edit) say "Damn I nearly got him" thats when I went home.

starinhand, Worthy Christian Forum 53 Comments [8/2/2008 11:56:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Mike K

Quote# 44095

*Originally Posted by pgp_protector View Post
*So you're saying that every single person that was murdered throughout history would of dropped dead at that exact same moment if they were not murdered ?

Yep or some other mishap would have caused it.

The way we die God also uses to open the eyes of some and harden the hearts of others who he knew would not choose him anyway.

Everything that God allows to happen or makes happen he uses for his will.

Carey, christianforums.com 29 Comments [8/2/2008 11:53:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Jarhead

Quote# 44081

I'm with west on the fact that all mainstream religions wether right or wrong agree that homosexuality is wrong. I know that there are liberals in all of them that justify their deeds so they change the fundimentals of their beliefs to fit their lifestyles but still it is true that for the most part the mainstream religions condemn, homosexuality.

As for the Bible, of course you are going to condemn the Bible and attact its inerrancy. You have to, becuase there is know way you can believe the Bible and still live your lifestyle. I love the way Art has claimed his intellegence by exclaiming his vass knowlege of Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic. I am too a scholar of the original languages, and I find that the King James Bible is a very reliable and accurate translation in the English Language.

No, Homosexuality does not appear in the Bible in so many words, but the acts of Homosexuality does, and in those context God considers the acts as an Abominations.

You can go on and on about what you believe and don't believe, it won't change the truth, and that is that Every knee shall bow, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. Its your eternity.

Todd T, Topix 36 Comments [8/2/2008 11:41:40 PM]
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Quote# 44079

(see what happens when you insult the late Jesse Helms)

"the USA is run by christian laws and we will put you in jail if you dont obey-think your user name could be viewed as a hate crime-dumb shit-they now separate blood of races cause science has shown that it needs to be-stupid clod,tell a black man he has to accept white or chinese mans blood even if it eventually kills him so not to be racist"

"playsetman" (True name unknown), Youtube 39 Comments [8/2/2008 11:15:48 PM]
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Submitted By: JesusIsMyBitch777

Quote# 44104

(about them confirming the presence of water (in frozen form) on Mars)

I think that this is all leading to the great delusion. They are making such a big deal, saying that this is proof that their could be life on Mars. This will provide the basis to explain away the rapture. The government will simply say that aliens "snatched" the "weaker" of the species, and the vast majority of people will buy it hook, line, and sinker

Deputyez, RR 48 Comments [8/2/2008 10:02:16 PM]
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Quote# 44087

Say what you like. It won't stop the factual reality that so-called "homosexuals" are dying from dreadful and incurable diseases to their onw demise and eventual death. Neither will your denial stop the natural disasters that rains upon them for their sick minded and satanic practices. Homophobia will also eat them up alive because so-called Homophobia is righteously natural. God himself instilled the conscious thought in a moral human beings heart, mind and soul that Woman was made for the man, and NOT man for man, or woman for woman. God blessed Man and woman and said, Be fruitful and multiply(children)...not to act wickedly in abusing mankind to die. So-called "Homosexuality" is evil, wrong and ultimately wicked to the highest degree. And the one we all call God, don't respect or honour it. The lake of fire is now heating to grow in roaring flames, to soon burn all the those who willingly sin, and blaspheme the Father creator almighty most-High's name.

jblaw, Topix 29 Comments [8/2/2008 10:01:26 PM]
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Quote# 44061

Women now work and have good careers (which you could say is the man's job to provide) men can't have it both ways...and the man being the boss, so to speak, that is dark ages thinking, when women were chained to the sink and at the husband's beck and call ... Not for me thank you very much. I bow down to no man.

And men and women not being able to have friendships, that is jealousy speaking, if you can't trust yourself to be friends with the opposite sex, then the problem is you, not the friendship, and if you can't trust your spouse then the problem is in the relationship and obviously you have reason not to trust ... If you can't trust your husband/wife not to have sex with a friend... well what's the point in staying married?

Jas, our society may have elevated women to equal status with men. However, the Scriptures tell us a wife's role is to be a help meet while the husband is the head of household. This is the stance we will take here on this board as it's Scriptural and not worldly. So feel free not to post in threads that upset you or don't meet with your interpretation of a marriage relationship.

lisa, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [8/2/2008 10:01:14 PM]
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Quote# 44088

Look, if you want to play with your soul, like you play with you boyfriends kiester, then by all means do it. You are the one who has to stand before God and account for all you have done. Maybe, just maybe, we are all stupid and you are the smart one. Maybe there is no after life and you are living the high life and could care less about what happens after you die. That is your choice, but don't use your ideas to prove a point that everyone else is brainwashed because we don't want to queer off like you do. You have hijacked a name,"Gay", and perverted it to a mongrel name. "Gay" actually means "Got AIDS Yet", and to put it with diseases like cancer and other diseases makes me sick. Your choice to let someone use your ass for a knothole and when you get the disease you should be sent out to a place like a lepors colony. But, that is between you and the everafter. Good Luck with explaining that to God.

viewthis, Topix 34 Comments [8/2/2008 10:00:30 PM]
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Quote# 44070

If the Bible wasn't the truth, it would say so in the Bible

Toad Face, Yahoo Answers 65 Comments [8/2/2008 9:33:46 PM]
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Quote# 44038

As for unbelievers, I have no doubt that we sound a bit touched in the head. But I imagine we'll sound a lot saner to them when we disappear right out of our clothes in front of them!

Jennifleur, Rapture Ready 63 Comments [8/2/2008 9:22:29 PM]
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Submitted By: twking

Quote# 44060

[On the subject of low sunspot activity, emphasis mine.]

Its funny how scientists think they KNOW everything, and they KNOW there is no God, and they KNOW the big bang theory is real, and they KNOW this and that, but they don't KNOW a simple thing about a planet that is part of our solar system and so important to this world.

How little and insignificant we are.

There are no sunspots because the Lord has simply calmed the sun for now.

dumb scientists.

Fishersofmen, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [8/2/2008 8:53:49 PM]
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Quote# 44072

e "Watchers" are in a different category (not elitist-mind you) than those who "don't see." Maybe this is where some of the depression comes in.? Those who don't get it (or don't want to) seem to be scurrying about with everyday "stuff." Pumped up in themselves. Almost like they're trying to prolong the inevitable that they don't even understand.

We, on the other hand, know the WONDERMENT just over the horizon and it's almost too much for us to bear.

It's too overwhelming to those who have been taught that the Bible has been totally mistranstlated through the years and therefore unreliable, to those who don't have a firm relationship with Christ, who haven't studied prophesy to hear that this is it --- the time for Christ's 2nd coming is just a few years off --- we'll be transformed into new heavenly bodies and taken up to live with the Lord in an instance, prior to all the chaos that will ensue here during seven years of tribulation with the Anti-Christ.

That we'll receive our crowns, which we then leave at Jesus' feet, become His bride and attend the wedding feast, then come down with Him as His Warriors, when he sets His feet on the Mount of Olives, and help Him fight and win the Battle of Armageddon. I mean, do you see how crazy this can sound to the unbeliever and even the new believer and those who don't keep up with international news like we do?

We are WEIRDOS to them.


1angel4u, RaptureReady 33 Comments [8/2/2008 8:29:01 PM]
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Quote# 44100

(Obama doesn't give his kids christmas or birthday presents)

PS My father, who was thinking about voting for Obama, is now convinced he really isn't a Christian. He said that this seemed like code for, "we just don't celebrate the birth of Jesus. Oh and don't worry, we don't celebrate our kid's births either."

Almost Jehovah Witness-ish

AliKat, RaptureReady 31 Comments [8/2/2008 8:23:16 PM]
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Submitted By: Smith

Quote# 44050

[irony overdose]

The God of Abraham, Issac and Jacob cannot be manipulated by evil. As certain people act in evil - murdering, lying, destroying, etc. and say Allah told them to do it. This is not the one true God, the God of Israel. This is evil and has no place with God. My frustration is dying down now, as I remember that my God, the only God, is compassionate, merciful, forgiving and giving and loves justice. This is not Allah.

Timothy Long, RR...duh 24 Comments [8/2/2008 8:12:15 PM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn

Quote# 44048

The first thing I want you to know is this: I am not dead! I am in Heaven, yes, but I did not die to go up there. That's right, my soul and spirit are still firmly attached to my body, which is now made of a material that can live in both Heaven and on earth! (It's the same material that Jesus' body is made of.) I am just as alive and well as I was before I left earth, and maybe more so. So please don’t grieve.

Kathy G., My Left Behind Letter 44 Comments [8/2/2008 7:09:47 PM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn

Quote# 44057

any one who studys the bible can explaine water on mars. where do you think the water camed from to flood noha;for the flood? Look for it and you will find God had it in place for this. Remember God knowes the beging to the end.

Aerostar73, AOL news comment (8/1/08 7:41 AM) 47 Comments [8/2/2008 6:58:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Eli