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Quote# 48259

harry potter was the first "real" book i ever read. but i honestly dont believe that anyone can call that piece of poo a real book. its a horrible book of lies and deceet written by a satanist. as if it wasnt enough that the books teach young children about how "satan is better than god" it also promotes homos! the arther jk rowling even said that dumbledore (the headmaster) was a homo. what was he thinking when he wrote the book? no wonder there are so many homos and athiests around today!

lambofchrist, Rapture Ready 108 Comments [9/22/2008 3:30:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Nevermore
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Quote# 47803

If you'd like some good material on Islam from a source I trust Google "christian apologetics islam" and then go to the Carm web site.

PastorTim, CBH 43 Comments [9/22/2008 6:14:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Stique
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Quote# 47901

Separation of church and state, stupid. And that was only because of too much fighting over whose Christian denomination was the better one. Go look that up yourself. I'm not doing any more of your homework.

The point here is, take your atheism and shove it. You were never the voice that built this country and you have NO RIGHT at all to make fun of someone who prays. If you don't like it here, GTFO!

Briele, WoW offtopic 52 Comments [9/22/2008 5:57:09 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48047

It's funny how one event precedes another event and then you have this domino effect. God is taken out of the classroom, God is minimalized and you have this feminist agenda and women start having sex outside of marriage. Look where it's gotten us, divorce is rampant, abortion is epidemic, planned parenthood has taken over in teaching kids all sorts of rotten things, welfare mothers are penalized if they marry, mothers are chloroforming their children so they can go out to play, men are eternal boys, gay agenda emerges, along with transgenders, 1/4 of teens have STDs and kids, young kids, are sexually assaulting each other. I don't think God is going to let this go on much longer.

PlentyGroovy, Peter Pan and the Death of Marriage 53 Comments [9/22/2008 5:50:47 AM]
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Quote# 47823

[Q:"Evolution is the basis of biology, biology is the basis of medicine": Creationists, is this a lie?]

Yes. Evolution conflicts with biology.

Jesus Freak, Yahoo! Answers 48 Comments [9/22/2008 5:46:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Bumble Bear
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Quote# 47847

Its so amazing to hear people talking about the acceptance of homosexuality and abortion as social progress. Sad that people born into a nation under god with a long/rich history of christian values feel that the decay of our values is social progress. With nothing as foundation for our morals, we are doomed to the same fate as rome. Read about it and you will see the future of this great country if we continue down the path to a society without values or morals.

Bently, myspace 29 Comments [9/22/2008 5:39:33 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47845

During the dark ages, superstition and ignorance controlled the minds of the masses. A few brave men obeyed God and brought the Scriptures to the world: this is their story.

UCB TV Channel, Sky TV listings 50 Comments [9/22/2008 5:35:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Fishcake
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Quote# 47862

(Thread title: intellectual People can't except simple truth)

I was just listening to an interview given by Matt Damon where he is denigrating Sarah Palin For being pro life and for the fact that she wants the teaching of Creationism in public schools.
Another thing he said with a condescending tone was.
(And this women thinks that dinosaurs were on the earth 4000 years ago.
and she is going to have the Nuclear codes??).
this was being said with the condescending tone that she must be crazy to believe these thing's.

turtle, Rapture Ready 62 Comments [9/22/2008 5:32:00 AM]
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Quote# 47542

(A comment regarding another Edward Current spoof about an atheist meeting God)

THIS IS A FUCKING MOCKERY OF FUCKUING JESUS CHRIST!!!! Yes I am a Christian myself and this is very insulting to all religious people. I am very open minded and understanding as far as other religions go but this is fucking ridiculous. I don't know what stupid god your worshiping but I can honestly guarantee you that it is not the god I have praised my entire life. So as far as I am concerned you guys are practically satanists. You will see the reasons I have to be concerned when you reach HELL!

xxdanigirl613xx, YouTube 47 Comments [9/22/2008 4:59:16 AM]
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Submitted By: Aristotilus
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Quote# 47537

Let's also remember that monks were the ones that pratically kept books alive and were pratically the only literate people back then. Also the Crusades also helped pull Europe out of the Dark Ages because it created trade opportunities which helps the economy duh.
Also on the Colonial period I don't think it was so much about religion that we were fighting Native Americans but we wanted to expand farther west and some Native American nations were blocking the way.

The_Little_King, GameFAQs 53 Comments [9/22/2008 4:53:16 AM]
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Submitted By: KitsuneCity
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Quote# 47622

You know, these comments may seem funny, light-hearted, and maybe even cute by some(I find them thouroughly distasteful and disgusting), but our Lord and Savior DEMANDS respect, and rest-assured, if you cannot give it to Him on this earth, He will demand it of you when you pass. Yeah, you may just be "playing around" but do you really want to be "playing around" with the very Creator that BREATHED LIFE into you? I would find it too big a risk to take, and I highly doubt your Creator is amused.

turtlegirl77, Glitter graphics 38 Comments [9/22/2008 4:53:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Thejebusfire
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Quote# 47782

Athiests, if you say its not a religion..then why are you in this section if atheism is not a religion?

no hater comments

[You don't have to be a cat to visit the Cats section. Same goes for R&S.]

ok but cats cant type can they?

wtf, Yahoo Answers 61 Comments [9/22/2008 1:14:28 AM]
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Quote# 47625

no, watever ppl r tellling u, its wrong:
God will excuse ur sins if u are truly sorry and if ur Catholic, u hav to go to confession
Hitler was a Jew,but he went to hell
trust me, God is very fair, very just, he wouldnt ever cross u.
all u hav to do is be sorry

JonahGui, Youtube comments 51 Comments [9/22/2008 1:08:50 AM]
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Quote# 47780

you want to talk about lies........... i took out 5 pages of my nephews science book and took them into the school admin building and had other reports to prove the schoolbooks were lying to kids and they turned there back on me lol so yea teaching an untrue, untested doctrine of evolution is not lying? plz give me a break. science is somthing we can test , study and observe , not guesses to be taught as science,

Buckeyemike, WoW offtopic 56 Comments [9/22/2008 12:54:56 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47668

How can you even contemplate apologising to someone who NEVER propounded the theory of how life is CREATED!!! Yes, scientists can talk about how life evolves, but no-one - and I mean absolutely NO-ONE - can tell us how life is CREATED except GOD. Scientists have just embarked on an experiment that tries to recreate the environment that existed just after the world came into existence. Do you really think that a mere human can replicate GOD'S thoughts and actions ???

Rosliee, Nottingham, Darwin 'apology' story comment thread - Daily Mail 36 Comments [9/22/2008 12:44:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Nick
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Quote# 47790

4. Not enough mud on the sea floor.

Rivers and dust storms dump mud into the sea much faster than plate tectonic subduction can remove it.

Each year, water and winds erode about 20 billion tons of dirt and rock from the continents and deposit it in the ocean.6 This material accumulates as loose sediment on the hard basaltic (lava-formed) rock of the ocean floor. The average depth of all the sediment in the whole ocean is less than 400 meters.7 The main way known to remove the sediment from the ocean floor is by plate tectonic subduction. That is, sea floor slides slowly (a few cm/year) beneath the continents, taking some sediment with it. According to secular scientific literature, that process presently removes only 1 billion tons per year.7 As far as anyone knows, the other 19 billion tons per year simply accumulate. At that rate, erosion would deposit the present mass of sediment in less than 12 million years. Yet according to evolutionary theory, erosion and plate subduction have been going on as long as the oceans have existed, an alleged three billion years. If that were so, the rates above imply that the oceans would be massively choked with sediment dozens of kilometers deep. An alternative (creationist) explanation is that erosion from the waters of the Genesis flood running off the continents deposited the present amount of sediment within a short time about 5,000 years ago.





and the carbon dating they dated a live penguin to be 13,000 yrs old , lol and a seal to be 30,000 yrs old yea carbon dating is rock solid lawlz

Buckeyemike, WoW offtopic 36 Comments [9/22/2008 12:24:47 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47730

Some might want to address some of your other rants, but this one I had to repost. What about Hitler, Communism and Nazism?

Among the most bitter fruits of evolutionism are the unspeakably cruel systems fathered by Karl Marx (followed by Engels, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, etc.) and by Adolf Hitler (who was building on the ideas of Nietzsche and Haeckel and others). It is arguable whether communism (with its anarchist and socialist cousins) or Nazism (with Mussolini's fascism and similar dictatorships) have produced the greater amounts of death and suffering in the world, but both were and are vile and deadly.

It is very significant, therefore, that both Marx and Hitler, with all their respective forbears, associates and successors, were doctrinaire evolutionists, trying to build their respective societies on evolutionary premises. There is abundant documentation of this assessment and, in fact, few would even question it.

Angelos, Gamers4Jesus 41 Comments [9/22/2008 12:22:43 AM]
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Submitted By: doomie 22
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Quote# 47613

For those of you who feel that creation is unscientific,you should know that TRUE science does in fact agree with creation.In fact,some scientists have actually come to believe in God BECAUSE of science.

Anonymous, New Scientist 36 Comments [9/22/2008 12:21:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Imroy
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Quote# 47735

No Christian condemns another to hell.. they WARN THEM

Hell is the destination set for every human unless they reach out and take the nail scarred hand Jesus is offering us

We are trying to HELP YOU

No Jesus... No Chance, Yahoo! Answers 40 Comments [9/22/2008 12:20:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Bumble Bear
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Quote# 47748

I want to encourage members to open their minds a little bit. And think about when the earth was flat and later they found out opps they are wrong.

And somebody taught big rocks fall faster then little rocks cause Aristole said so. That was taught for 2000 years and guess what its wrong.

And people think we evolved from a rock, apes, etc.. guess what its wrong.

You were design by an all wise super intelligent creator who loves you and forgive your sins and take you to heaven.

But if you want to go to hell its your business.

:D

Creation FTW!

TheHulk, Gametrailers 47 Comments [9/22/2008 12:20:03 AM]
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Submitted By: Lautsi
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Quote# 47624

Good place for the tuff questions...

"Didn’t men write the Bible?"

Absolutely. When you write a letter, do you write the letter, or does the pen? Obviously you do; the pen is merely the instrument you use. God used men as instruments to write His "letter" to humanity.

Mailman Dan, RaptureReady 49 Comments [9/22/2008 12:19:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 48250

You can't spiritualize away every part of the Bible you don't like. The Bible is very clear; if you are unsaved, you will be thrown into a lake of fire, where you will burn in torment for eternity. To reject this is to reject the word of God, and if you reject the word of God you will be thrown into said fire as well.

SilentKoala, The Resistance Forum 34 Comments [9/22/2008 12:17:57 AM]
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Quote# 47588

for someone who hates god. YOU sure spend alot of time bashing on a "god" that doesnt exist In your own mind.. look at the universe. IT is intelligently desiged.. you atheist piece of shit. god sent forth christ so that we may have eternal life.. dont you get it? life has NO meaning IF we just came out of "nothing" like evolution states. you stupid ass.
god is the Only logical explanation . cause its obvious!. stupid atheists belive that we evolved from monkeys and came from a puddle of "goo? wow!. on the day of judgment. i hope god sends you to the darkest pits of hell where you will burn forever and get bathed in pure hot flames.

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jesus christ is lord. and i hope on the day of judgment , he sends u atheists to the deepest darkes pits of hell to burn in pure hot flames!. i cant belive atheists think that we ALL somehow magically appeared via "big bang" and we came from a huge puddle of primordial ooze.. the universe and the HUMAN body has intelligent design DIPSHIT!!.. thats like saying that the city of new york just randomly magically appeared..you atheists get on my nerves with your fake logic

Jesuschristsavedme, Youtube (PaulsEgo's channel comments) 35 Comments [9/22/2008 12:16:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Kain
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Quote# 47835

I find creationism more plausible, easier to understand, and leaving oneself quite satisfied.

Stefan, BBC news 57 Comments [9/22/2008 12:16:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Nightstalker
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Quote# 47673

m281920: II Timothy 3:1-5 "This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away."

I read this scripture earlier and could not help but feel like so many americans are anti-american. What do you think? Also can you think of any other scripture making the same point?

Buzzardhut: and so many church members are anti-christianity
they have reduced God to a man made image and reconverted mystical pagan rituals into the neo-evangelical emergent package for seekers avoiding salvation.

m281920 and Buzzardhut, Rapture Ready- aaaaany day now 15 Comments [9/22/2008 12:16:16 AM]
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Submitted By: Nightboomfer
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