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Quote# 47525

[Question: Who does an atheist turn to in their darkest hours?]

Answer

God of course. The last recourse of the desperate is and has always been that which they feel | hope will help them of their hour of need. The most renounced of atheist will pray for their salvation to their version of the all mighty when they are in the direst of straits. Sadistically, this could be proven in a purely empirical experiment with most devout of atheists, without a dout

Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today, AnswerBag.com 64 Comments [9/17/2008 2:49:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 47702

In answer to: Does Hell have a front gate?


No, you have to use the back door. Which is why it will be full of homosexuals. Ever wondered why the slang for gay guys is "flamers" Things that make you go, hmmm.

LionPride, AnswerBag.com 48 Comments [9/17/2008 2:48:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 47658

Did you know even THE POPE(I believe John Paul II) ENDORSED the idea that aliens DO exist?

Especially with all these videos captured of alien spaceships running around, AND NASA all but confirming life on planet Mars...

Wouldn't surprise me at all if the AC/US fed government/Vatican are able to convince everyone left behind how it was the SPACE ALIENS who took away these "evil" people.

BornAgain123, RR 32 Comments [9/17/2008 2:43:28 PM]
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Quote# 47802

Look guys. There is never a real Christian that will kill anybody. There is no "Christian" extremist. I don't mean, Catholics, Methodists, I mean "Christian" The belief where Jesus died for your sins and has washed them away. Nobody that believes that will kill anybody. Muslim is much different, sure there may be some that disagree, but there are some who are extremists. They are doing what they believe their "holy book" tells them to do. If one read a Bible, he would find no where that he should go out and kill 6 people in a car bomb for his God. It is different for Muslims. There is no Jesus, there is no forgiveness of sins. This may be offensive but it is only the truth. I would not believe in a religion, where some of its people think killing others is right. In Christianity, some of us Christians may debate over small theological issues but we do agree on the most important issue, that Jesus died for us. Muslim, there is so many different ways to interprate it, it becomes difficult to peg what they actually believe.

ThE uNknOwN, CBH 36 Comments [9/17/2008 2:05:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Stique
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Quote# 47843

Speaking of the man in black... Johnny Cash gets the award for the biggest sellout since Judas Iscariot. Johnny's latest album is on the American (formerly Def American) record label owned by Rick Rubin. … Now you want to hear the unbelievable? Not only did Johnny Cash record a song on American label produced by Rick Rubin — but on the album he sings a song written by Satanist Glenn Danzig! The name of the song? You guessed it — Thirteen! If you know your Bible, you know the number thirteen is connected with sin and the devil!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior.Com 63 Comments [9/17/2008 2:03:30 PM]
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Quote# 47713

Can anyone prove that you have a brain??
We dont see it, feel it, OR hear it..but we believe we all have brains..and we take great lengths to prove to people we have a brain..But why? who asked? Same with this question..who is it gonna satisfy to know there is no God? Would u feel good to know that when you die nobody will care about you??
So if anyone can prove that there is no God..there are gonna have to go through some damn hard a*s walls to prove it..! :)


[This is in reply to: Can you prove there is no god? This is proof that a dumb question deserves a dumb answer]

I loVe GOD, AnswerBag.com 58 Comments [9/17/2008 2:00:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 47457

The originator of the big bang theory actually withdrew it because he feared that it would be used to justify Genesis 1:1 and everything else in the Bible that followed, including his own need for a personal Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Job, Jesus Christology 30 Comments [9/17/2008 1:59:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Robert
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Quote# 47529

It's sick to see this and brings back memories to me. My
[dicussing abortion]

1st wife did the same thing to me when I was married to her 23 years ago. I was totally against it and had nightmares for a long time. I could see a part of me in a garbage can rotting away. But she did it anyway. I stayed for the kids till they were older but now I have a wife who is equally yoked with me and unfortunately she can never have a baby because she had all her reproductive organs removed. Cancer did her in but she is OK now. I can't believe the people who will vote for this guy. Democrats are an EVIL PARTY !!!!!!!!!!

ron4jesus, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [9/17/2008 1:55:33 PM]
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Submitted By: cc
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Quote# 47456

Yeah.

SCIENCE IS A RELIGION. Because many people believe in it. And that makes it a system of beliefs, which is definitely the meaning of religion. Ten years from now, there will be science churches and scientific priests. They will rule the world. They will teach the ultimate truth to the innocents. And those innocents will believe. And they will later replace those scientists and make a more advanced and precise system of beliefs. And they will give birth to another form of religion. And Christianity will evaporate. And everybody will be god. And no one will ever remember that there is a Supreme Being, a friend, a father, and most of all, a brother, who created everything.

And yes, people will definitely like the modern system. I couldn't blame them. What more could they ask? Everything is being fed. There are proofs, evidences, scientific explanations..... there is absolutely NO REASON to doubt science. And if that's the beauty of it, i'd rather resort to the older system. Though there are doubts, regrets, unexplained, uncertainties......WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT BEING PRECISE?? AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHO ARE WE TO BE SO WISE THAT WE ARE NOW ABLE TO KNOW GOD, TO EXPLAIN HIS EXISTENCE BY NUMBERS AND TERMS THAT WE CREATED??!!!!

Yeah.

SCIENCE IS A RELIGION.

But does it have a god??
Where??

howtothinklikegod, PhysOrg 51 Comments [9/17/2008 1:54:35 PM]
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Submitted By: TheDoc
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Quote# 47676

[Is it possible for demons to manifest themselves in pictures and paneling on walls?]

When I was younger and I still do, I could make up pictures on the walls that were like that in my house. It could be just your imagination. The thing to do is to cover yourself in the blood of Jesus, and then say the name Yeshua Hamashiach out loud. If it is still there than it might just be your imagination. If it is not then it is most likely a demon. Just test to see what it is.

student, Ministering Deliverance 38 Comments [9/17/2008 1:37:46 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 47766

I was attacked once while watching the movie Peter Pan, because I fell asleep. I have been thinking and I would like to warn parents out there to not let their children watch Peter Pan. You see the name pan is another name for Satan. So in this story, Pan lures 4 children in a loving home to run away with him to a magical land where they do not have to listen to adults. Where the "lost boys" are. They sure are lost, the lost boys follow Pan. Now thinking about that It symbolizes the lost following Satan. Now it all looks like fun the never never land, but it has a message of eternal youth granted to those who follow Pan. It is very dangerous, this story. Please don't let your children watch it. I know that children return home in the end, but the story goes on that each child after Wendy went to never never land with Pan and followed him. I just wanted to warn you. It has been on my to do list for days and not doing it has been bugging me, so here it is. Do what you want with the warning.

student, Ministering Deliverance 44 Comments [9/17/2008 1:34:00 PM]
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Quote# 47819

I really can't see why anyone would listen to L. Lohan who is so screwed up in their head and heart. Palin is a good person and cares about people. She is a Christian. It is about time we put what this country was founded on back where it belongs. Right at the top where this country is being run. Lohan is attacking Palin because she is a Christian and cares about people. Lohan is an abomination. What can you expect from a Lezbo.

Vicky, myspace 41 Comments [9/17/2008 1:28:34 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47745

"Mickey Mouse has become an awesome character, even though according to Islamic law, Mickey Mouse should be killed in all cases."

Sheikh Muhammad Munajid, Daily Telegraph 39 Comments [9/17/2008 1:24:40 PM]
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Submitted By: Jesus Klingon
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Quote# 47831

There is no doubt whatsoever in my mind that the earth is flat. Like so many other Christians in the western world, I believed for many years that science had got it right - that the earth was a sphere, circulating the sun. But then, by the grace of God, I got the courage to start researching this issue for myself. I studied scripture, prayed over scripture, and THEN (and ONLY) then did I return to science with the scriptural teachings in mind.

The Bible is absolutely crystal clear that, contrary to the teaching of the evolutionists, the earth is flat.

Garvan, the Garvanian 46 Comments [9/17/2008 1:23:41 PM]
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Quote# 47769

Britain is the most Godless socialist collective I have ever visited and that includes the former USSR Albania Romania and even Holland which is another socialist nightmare. But the UK is the only nation which has a motto Dieu et Mon Droit and a Monarch which is Supreme Governor of the Church of England and a government which actively persecutes Christians (try refusing homosexuals anything they want!) - so the article is not even close to the problem. The country is on its knees now in every sense except the only one which will save it.

V, telegraph 52 Comments [9/17/2008 1:22:30 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47418

[about capturing bin laden]

be a nice October surprise right before the election to bag Osama. It would really make you think why it took 7 years to get him. But I still cannot understand why anyone would want a muslim president? Especially after 9-11-01.

4given, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [9/17/2008 1:14:48 PM]
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Quote# 47368

Anyway, what I'm saying is that the only place where discrimination cannot be practiced is in the legal system. That separation of church and state can sometimes be a good thing! Churches do not HAVE to marry just anyone who walks in their doors and wants to be married.

But when the government got involved in marriage, legalistically, they had to offer the service to everyone, because it's everyone's government. I am all in favor of returning the right to issue marriage licences to the CHURCH, where it belongs. That may sound radical, but how else can we protect the sanctity of marriage as God designed it?

ZeldaCA, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [9/17/2008 11:09:26 AM]
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Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 47761

I must say that this song is simply disgusting and outrageous. homosexuality and bisexuality should not be tolerated in our society because is against the laws of nature. I am a member of MENSA with an iq of 174 and I go to a school for gifted and talented youth so there

Rasgers566Y, Youtube 115 Comments [9/17/2008 7:21:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Parallax
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Quote# 47678

The word Lie-beral is often used to refer to liberal activists who value deceit and lies above truth and fairness. It is a portmanteau word.

Tellingly, there is no such coinage related to conservatives --- because there is no use for one!

Annie, Conservapedia 63 Comments [9/17/2008 6:23:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Tehpogo
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Quote# 47817

[On Matt Damon's comments on Sarah Palin]


you know...it must take so much energy for all of you liberals to be so angry all the time.

Here's something for all of you to think about...
Although I know it must be impossible for all of you to fathom that there are people, especially women, out there that don't share your liberal views...guess what...there are...and by the looks of the polls...lot's of them.

Please don't speak for me. I am a woman and I am NOT pro-choice. I strongly feel that the life of an unborn baby should rate more protection than a polar bear.

I happen to appreciate Sarah Palin's values. I also think that if you all had even the most basic knowledge of college level economics, you would understand that income redistribution is in fact socialism and devastating to our already suffering economy.

Educate yourselves and quit being so freakin angry about everything. Some people still have morals and values...and guess what...we have that right...just like you have the right to not have them.

deannab1977, huffingtonpost 56 Comments [9/17/2008 2:32:30 AM]
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Quote# 47764

I have researched evolution. And it is completely ignorant. It doesn't add up either. Face it, fish can't give birth to monkeys, and a cat can change its size, color and shape, but it can't become a dog.

a?a??a, Y!A 79 Comments [9/17/2008 2:26:26 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 47710

The best description of Heaven and Hell that I have heard was:

In Hell there is a room full of luxarious food all the best a person could imagine every person has a plate and sppon but the spoon is too big and a person cannot feed themselves so everyone is walking around hungary and with skin and bones

In Heaven it is the same scenario as above except instead of everyone trying to feed themselves people feed each other so nobody is walking around hungary and there is plenty for everyone


[Ooooh, I have a feeling that the people of Hungary may not agree with this version...ROFL!)

ilikecandy, AnswerBag.com 86 Comments [9/16/2008 11:13:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 47438

The Cern particle big bang thing had many scientists from India working
on this thing. They had a statue of the hinda Shiva god present while
they flipped the switch.

I am upset reading this...
come quickly Lord Jesus.

Diamond, Rapture Ready 68 Comments [9/16/2008 11:13:02 PM]
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Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 47557

[This was in reply to: Do you believe in god?"]

Yes, because of Jesus. We can know without doubt that the Gospel records give an accurate summary of his life and teachings (textual criticism/ confirmation from other contemporary documents). He made many claims to be God:
eg
I and the Father are One
He who has seen me has seen the Father
Before Abraham was, I am.
Only God can forgive sins (and Jesus did)
Only God can calm the storm (and he did)
etc
Now if Jesus made these claims there are three possibilities:
1)He was lying- in which case, he was not a good person, not a good teacher
2)He was a lunatic- I might as well follow The Great Poached Egg
3) He was who he said he was :Lord and God.

singwell-is back but taking it easy, AnswerBag.com 36 Comments [9/16/2008 11:12:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 47674

(Commenting on ebil emails from her mother:)

Anyway, she is a very liberal, leftist, lesbian, pacifist, and unsaved person. Everything about her just repulses me. My problem is this. She sends me emails constantly about her candidate, Obama, and news articles about liberal crap, and most recently, she sent me an article about two lesbian women in her community getting "married" now that they can. I emailed her back and asked her why she thought I would remotely even be interested in that article. She emailed, and said that she thought I would be happy for her and her civil rights. ???

Camelknees33, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [9/16/2008 11:12:47 PM]
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Submitted By: sooze
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