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Quote# 47659

There is no such things as a 'species' of human. There is only ONE form of human being, that was CREATED BY GOD, IN THE IMAGINE OF GOD.

Apes are NOT human beings, and human beings are NOT apes, no matter what the scientific establishment may say.

They weren't around to observe creation, ergo their THEORIES are not SCIENCE.

DrGarvanEllison, BBC Religion 39 Comments [9/16/2008 11:11:19 PM]
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Quote# 47527

I am sure the Anti-Christ will have all the answers as to why we are gone. However, I think they will cheer that we are gone. I have seen such hatred lately for what is good and just. They hate us for being Christian but they also hate the fact that we strive to be moral. I feel right now that everything I thought I knew I knew nothing. Meaning what is good is now bad and what is bad is now good. The world is skewed my friends. That is why it will be easy for them to forget us.

A Watcher, RaptureReady 32 Comments [9/16/2008 11:11:07 PM]
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Quote# 47671

[Gays are stinky!]

I'm trying to imagine a left-wing Evangelical... A person who has studied God's word to show himself approved... Who seeks first the Kingdom... Who embraces holiness and strives for sanctification...

And then this person turns around and says... "I think a woman should have the right to kill her inconvenient child... And though homosexuality is a stench in God's nostrils, I can get on board with the Gay Agenda... And the ACLU rules! Let's keep God out of the classroom and the public square."

The Church does not play paddy-cake with the Left. The Left and the Right serve different Masters.

Malott, Malott's Blog 25 Comments [9/16/2008 11:09:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Jacob
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Quote# 47657

Wow, you're such an idiot it's sad. Sarah Palin is a hell of a lot more qualified than Obama. Or wait... is it Osama or Obama? I forget the difference...

Abortion IS wrong. A life is a life. If someone raped you, it's not the baby's fault, what wrong could an innocent baby do? Abortion is murder. These days your mother probably wishes she had an abortion with YOU!

And Palin doesn't hate homosexuals for their personality, etc., she just isn't fond of what they're doing in that "homo" part. Some people just don't know what to think and don't know what to do with themselves, if people were actually "gay", there would've been a lot more gays years ago. It's just a modern day fad because people (like you) are STUPID

?Annie, Lindsay Lohan's MySpace blog 44 Comments [9/16/2008 11:02:29 PM]
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Quote# 47732

Public school culture is a culture fostered in public school,[1] which is characterized by:

* complete censorship of any classroom prayer
* a lack of commitment to respect the religious civil rights of students has resulted in "religion-free zones." [2]
* sex education, homosexual curriculum and sexual abuse by school personnel has been referred to as a "red-light district" for students [3]
* a culture of incompetence [4][5]
* fashion that includes black (Goth) clothing
* facial piercings and rings, tattoos, and male earrings
* depressed demeanors
* an absence of objective morality; instead, a principal will say someone "made the wrong choice"
* a sense of hopelessness
* a lack of critical thinking about liberal indoctrination
* compulsive profanity
* general inability to look someone in the eye
* extreme anxiety
* feeling that it is funny to be dumb
* being so accustomed to censorship of ideas that there is genuine surprise when someone actually says something unfamiliar or politically incorrect
* lack of awareness that prayer is censored in public schools and that teachers' unions are very liberal
* alcohol and drug abuse
* disrespect for teachers
* bullying
* gang activity [6]
* prostitution
* homosexuality [7]

Conservapedia, Public school culture 53 Comments [9/16/2008 9:54:47 PM]
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Submitted By: doomie 22
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Quote# 47509

Many years ago there was an article in the Reader's Digest written by a doctor who had a friend who got lung cancer and slowly died. The doctor couldn't understand why God let the man "linger" for about 8 months, until he finally realized that God was breaking the man's will to live.

Sometimes when the time comes, death is made to be welcomed.

AV1611Vet, Christian Forums 48 Comments [9/16/2008 9:08:39 PM]
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Submitted By: TheOutsider
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Quote# 47526

The world hates, despises, abhors the followers of Jesus.
They will take great joy in our quick exit.
Attention span to anything important is about 2 seconds, it won't take much to divert attention to other things.
Honestly, I don't think millions will disappear.
I think the number of true believers is growing smaller in this country.
Numbers of true believers in third world countries is growing.
But they are mouths to feed and a pain to the rest of the world, the world will be glad to be rid of them.

fishersofmen, RaptureReady 40 Comments [9/16/2008 9:01:36 PM]
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Quote# 47550

All women in the world had their hymen torn before they ever gave birth to their first child. All the women in the world, without a single exception, were born to mothers who no longer have their hymen. Yet, we never heard of a mutation caused by womens' loss of their hymen. We never heard of a new "strain" of women who are born without a hymen. Single rare and random cases - yes. But, as a permanent mutation - no.

If "evolution" is right, this change in the body started "millions of years ago", ever since the first woman appeared in the world. For animals with hymens, this change started even earlier than for humans. So, why didn't females "evolve" into females without hymens?

Isn't that sufficient and convincing factual evidence to prove that "evolution theories" are nonsense?

creationist, Yahoo! Answers 72 Comments [9/16/2008 8:35:03 PM]
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Quote# 47788

"Teach both. You know, don't be afraid of information. "Healthy debate is so important and it's so valuable in our schools. I am a proponent of teaching both. And you know, I say this too as the daughter of a science teacher. Growing up with being so privileged and blessed to be given a lot of information on, on both sides of the subject -- creationism and evolution. It's been a healthy foundation for me. But don't be afraid of information and let kids debate both sides."

Sarah Palin, Anchorage Daily News 58 Comments [9/16/2008 8:33:43 PM]
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Quote# 47447

Wow, so many comments here are atacking the Catholic Church, simply because of her stand for justice. Yet, the CBC would not allow any anti Morgentaler comments comparing him to Hitler. Which infact Morgentalers crimes are worse then the Nazi dictator

prolifer, http://www.cbc.ca 13 Comments [9/16/2008 8:32:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Illuminatalie
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Quote# 47606

[Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?]

Yes, they had belly buttons, so the children would not be confused at a later date. They were outies at at first, because they were focused outward toward God, but at the fall, they became inwardly focused and sin pulled those buttons right in.

Valerie, RR 84 Comments [9/16/2008 8:28:34 PM]
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Quote# 47670

My first house WAS haunted. Only way I got it to stop was to move.

It was haunted with shadow people and strange voices.

The people who owned the house before us were witches one of whom had made a demon summoning gate in their living room, which is something their only supposed to do outside. I soon learned why....

Ebenezvm, WoW offtopic 38 Comments [9/16/2008 8:27:06 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47361

Pray the following prayer:

"Father God at the count of ten I would beseech you to bring a crushing judgement and crippling blow on the spirits inside this body exalting themselves against you,I pray it would manifest unto them "7 FOLD to 100" I pray your judgement would include all their dealings over the past generations and I pray your judgement would
render those spirits torn and force them to leave in the precious name of Jesus!
Amen"

Place the Bible directly on their heads when the count is finished and ask God to continue His judgement as long as the Bible remains seated on their heads I have found some demons will leave immedietly and then sometimes their are hold-outs but God's judgement is awesome for sifting
the Demonic!

DoorTwelve, Ministering Deliverance 47 Comments [9/16/2008 5:54:37 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 47634

I grew up in the Pentacostal church and I know that we are the one true church. Sarah has been chosen by God to lead this country back to the true church before the second coming of Christ. And yest is it true that Israel and of its followings will reap the wrath of God if they do not accept Christ. Sarah knows this and will make a difference in America before its is too late. All of those who do not follow her will be sent to Hell. This is your last chance. Heed the call. And every true Pentacostal member knows that black is the face of Satan.

September 14, 2008 at 7:50 pm

Pentecostal, Wall Street Journal Blog 67 Comments [9/16/2008 4:03:25 PM]
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Quote# 47472

I believe the only objective standard of morality IS YHVH, and that without Him we would be stuck with moral relativism, (and political correctness). One reason evolutionists are so adamant about their position, is that it allows them to deny the existence of the Almighty YHVH, and the need of the Savior YAHOSHUA. Thus it allows them to pretend they are the top of the food chain.

hasse_john, Yahoo!Answers 41 Comments [9/16/2008 2:50:27 PM]
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Submitted By: TheOutsider
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Quote# 47328

Not to impose upon others but why?
does our government come up with laws against murder and let abortion continue. They come up with laws against Robbery and theft but nothing against greed or covetnous?
They have all these laws against Sex Crimes such as child molestation and Rape but yet nothing against adultry?
Are there no moral absolutes anymore and where does a society draw the line on one or another. Shouldn't it be the will of the common man that votes laws into affect?
And what do you call a moral absolute?

pitybluesboy (fighting the man), Yahoo Answers 31 Comments [9/16/2008 2:28:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 47696

I learned today in class that Nike means Goddess of victory. So every time we wear Nike shoes we are opening ourselves up to demons. Please brothers and sisters in Christ at the very least do not put these shoes or clothing on your children.

student, Ministering Deliverance 70 Comments [9/16/2008 7:19:19 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 47691

Christians i got a question for you all about the rapture...?
we all know there is a strong debate about whether there is going to be a pre-trib rapture (like in the left behind series) a mid-trib rapture, or a post-trib rapture....

but i heard an idea that is quite new to me that i never thought of from my youth pastor the other day, and wanted to get you opinion on it...

his idea is that as every side can site verses that their view on the rapture is correct that all 3 views are right, and there will be 3 raptures and each one taking those that are faithful to him leaving everyone else who isn't yet ready to become the bride of christ on earth a little longer to mature spiritually to the point jesus wants them to be.. as the Church is supposed to be the bride of Christ, and would you mary a baby? since that is what it would be in the case of Jesus looking at the state of the Church now as most people who call themselves christians still have a lot of matureing to do.

so think it makes sense if there were multiple raptures?

Dave, Yahoo! Answers 46 Comments [9/16/2008 5:07:52 AM]
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Quote# 47541

I don't care what the "situation" is as you call it. Murder is murder. Plain and simple. Lets get real honest here. The term "pro-choice" is just candy coating abortion. Those that say abortion is ok are not "pro-choice" because the baby has "no-choice". Lets call it what it is. "Pro-death".

John Coffey, Topix 62 Comments [9/16/2008 4:59:43 AM]
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Submitted By: PeterGriffin
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Quote# 47655

In regards to "I Kissed a Girl":

"I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting. Katy knows how I feel. We are a very outspoken family and she knows how disappointed her father and I are. I can’t even listen to that song. The first time I heard it I was in total shock. When it comes on the radio I bow my head and pray … Katy is our daughter and we love her but we strongly disagree with how she is conducting herself at the moment. We cannot cut her out of our lives as she is our child but she knows we disagree strongly with what she is doing and the message she is promoting regarding homosexuality which the Bible clearly states is a sin. But the Bible also promotes understanding and forgiveness, which I keep reminding myself. Katy is not a homosexual but I fear she has been led astray by the Hollywood crowd. I pray all the time that God will work through her and help her find salvation."

Mary Hudson, Katy Perry's mother, (but there wasn't one, sorry!) 45 Comments [9/16/2008 4:57:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Becci
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Quote# 47688

San Fran has the worse values imaginable. It's Sodom and Gomorrah literally.

ron4jesus, rapture ready 49 Comments [9/16/2008 4:44:02 AM]
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Quote# 47480

[In response to an article about Russell Brand's purity ring/Jonas Brothers jokes at the MTV Video Music Awards.]

Steve,
It might be normal for unmarried people to have sex with their "partner", but it is outside of God's law. "There is a way that seems right to a man, but in the end it leads to death.-Prov. 14" The bottom line is that when we adjust the law of God to our own preferences, we are basically becoming a law unto ourselves. Why not go all the way and just admit you think you are god. That's what you do when you decide to pick and choose what is right and wrong. Forget all the consequences of sex outside of covenant marriage. The fact is it's sin against a holy God. It's rebellion. Jesus said "Anyone who breaks one of the least of these commandments and teaches others to do the same will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven."

Jirehdesign, Christian Post article comments 33 Comments [9/16/2008 2:57:53 AM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 47742

[What do you mean "You don't have to be Robert Roode"?]


I guess you don't watch Prowrestling. Robert Roode is so rude. TNA Wrestler.lol

So did King David, King Saul, Paul, Samson and Joshua.

I always wonder if there's any giant bones in Isreal? Because the giants did exist in the promise land before the Jews.

LoneWolf1984, deviantART 40 Comments [9/16/2008 2:36:11 AM]
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Quote# 47575

RIYADH, Sept 14 (Reuters) - A senior Saudi cleric has said purveyors of horoscopes on Arab television should face the death penalty, a paper said on Sunday, days after another cleric argued death for TV owners.

"Sorcerers who appear on satellite channels who are proven to be sorcerers have committed a great crime ... and the Muslim consensus is that the apostate's punishment is death by the sword," Sheikh Saleh al-Fozan told al-Madina daily.

"Those who call in to these shows should not be accorded Muslim rites when they die," the prominent cleric added.

Many of the hundreds of Arab satellite channels have sprung up in recent years specialise in horoscopes and other advice to callers on solving problems that is seen as "sorcery".

In their capacity as judges, clerics of Saudi Arabia's austere form of Islam often sentence "sorcerers" to death.

Sheikh Saleh al-Fozan, Reuters 40 Comments [9/16/2008 2:24:28 AM]
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Quote# 47591

Satan is having a bang out of using people at the library to cause me distractions.I can not afford my own computer,and so there ones that make racket and I want the Lord to remove them.I can not concentrate and also I am in pickle to call them names and I realize that is not Christ like.I do have deliverance issues. Pray in the Holy Ghost for me.Thanks and God Bless.1fortruth Ellice Tulsa,Oklahoma I am a christian.

1fortruth, Ministering Deliverance 47 Comments [9/16/2008 2:22:48 AM]
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