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Quote# 47440

Star Trek’s Leonard Nimoy ("Mr. Spock") is constantly sighted in cabalistic poses. His famous Vulcan hand sign on the TV series was actually the Hebrew letter, Shin. Its display is part and parcel of Jewish religion. So, every time viewers observed Mr. Spock (Nimoy) giving the sign, they were unknowingly being made a participant in a cabalistic occult ritual.

Texe Marrs, The Occult Magic of the Jewish Cabala 57 Comments [9/15/2008 5:54:11 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 47363

...I am very, very pleased to share with you that I have been completely delivered from Bipolar Affective Disorder! PRAISE BE TO GOD!!!!!

I do not believe in mere coincidence. But I do believe in Divine Appointment. I believe that when I joined this Forum it was by Design and Divine Appointment. The time had come... I have been off of medications for this for some time now -about 2+ months. I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and when I told her that I stopped the medications she really surprised me! She said: "GOOD!!!"

Godschild, Ministering Deliverance 38 Comments [9/15/2008 5:53:26 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 47393

<from the post "How to pray at Hallowe'en">

5) Pray that the people who are being prepared for ritual human sacrifice would escape. Pray that Satan's followers would fall asleep so the people can escape. Pray that God would work and perform miracles so they can get away. He is willing to do this. He does not want this to go on and will act if His people will believe and pray.

6) Pray that traffic accidents, fires, and planned disasters would not occur on this dark night. Satan's followers conjure demons to work destruction on this night especially.

7) Pray that the people who escape would surrender their lives to the Lord Jesus Christ.

8) Pray that satanists defect from satanism and turn to the Lord Jesus Christ and help the victims escape so they won't be sacrificed. (Some who are being held for human sacrifice are witches and satanists. Pray that they will escape as well.) God has done this before and will do it again.

Pray that God would cover witch and satanist escapees with his divine protection so they would not be found and killed. Pray that they would be born again and protected from death as they come forward and speak out about these atrocities.

9) Pray that God would intervene and create circumstances that will prevent the ceremonial sacrifices from taking place.

10) Pray that God would work in any way he needs to in order to stop the sacrifices, allow the victims to escape, and cause those who serve Satan to be in awe of the real God, the Most High of the Holy Bible and turn to him in sincere faith

SUNOFGOD, Yahoo 50 Comments [9/15/2008 5:53:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Julian Karswell
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Quote# 47512

[In response to "What were the most dangerous books ever written?"]

THE GOD DELUSION Richard Dawkins
THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES Charles Darwin
HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE JK Rowling

Mike J, Y!A 89 Comments [9/15/2008 5:52:30 AM]
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Quote# 47367

Similarly, there's no archaeological evidence of Plato either. Just some words people said he wrote and a few mentions of him in other accounts. Does that mean he didn't exist?

Mort, Huffington post 35 Comments [9/15/2008 3:44:54 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47374

I actually wouldn't mind if women weren't given the right to vote. This gal loathes, I mean loathes, the way the female demographic thinks and votes. I'd give up my own right to vote to keep other women away from the polls.

faithandgrace, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [9/15/2008 3:39:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Kitty Pooh
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Quote# 47420

[From a thread about FSTDT]

Looks like I made it too. Twice. I wonder if being made fun of on the internet because of Christ is the same as persecution? And if it is, am I laying up treasures in heaven because of it?

fracturedInfinity, Rapture Ready 76 Comments [9/15/2008 3:30:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 47304

VIETNAM WAR

The devil had two purposes through the use of the Illuminati or the Council of Foreign Relations through the war in Vietnam, and involving the US in the Vietnam War. As I see it now, the first purpose was to drain the US of more dollars and cents. It caused us to spend millions of dollars down the drain because the Illuminati was in control of the whole situation and would not allow the US to win the war. Our government was infiltrated enough, that even though our troops could have won the war at any time they were not permitted to go for an all out victory. So as it was, we spent money and lost lives and prestige around the world. This serves satan's first purpose.

The second purpose and perhaps the most important to the devil was that the country (Vietnam) is full of witchcraft. Our American boys were successfully filled with demonic, evil spirits while they were there. The record is clear that as you read and talk and listen, many of the boys that have come back (and their families as well) are erratic in behavior, and unsound in reasoning. This can only be caused by the evil spirits they picked up while in Vietnam. Witchcraft won again because of the conspiracy of mind control being used successfully in the government and the armed forces to deteriorate man's ability to serve the Father.

Stan and Elizabeth Madrak, Demonbuster 26 Comments [9/15/2008 3:27:49 AM]
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Quote# 47297

Here you have all this money and this multitude of "scientists", trying to put together the "god particle" LOL !!! But wait,,,all they really need is a slime-pit, and some prehistoric algae, and then they can just sit back and watch how first a frog appears and then a little later, after the frog grows extensions to its body and stands upright,,,a man appears !

sojourner, Rapture Ready 39 Comments [9/15/2008 3:03:53 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 47437

In this “Final Episode” of the Star Wars, EVIL triumphs using the Force - a greater force they claim than God! This is a Dangerous LIE! This is no mindless entertainment, but an attempt by DEMONS to distract you from your real 75 year mission on planet Earth, to give yourself to Jesus! Do not trust a Yodah puppet from Satan’s dream factory, trust in the Word of the Bible!

unknown, ToolOfSatan 59 Comments [9/15/2008 2:59:40 AM]
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Quote# 47419

The biggest credit card provider in the U.K. is now publicly saying that the plan is for everyone to start paying for their purchases with a microchip instead of a credit card very soon...

This is just another small step towards the day when everyone in society will be forced to get chipped...

So are you ready to be chipped?

Will you willingly take the chip when they come for you?

Will you resist the Mark of the Beast no matter what the consequences might be for you and your family?

It may be really easy to resist the chip when they introduce it on a voluntary basis at first.

But will you resist the chip when you cannot have a bank account without it?

Will you resist when you cannot buy or sell anything without it?

...Will you resist when they start putting people without the chip in camps?

Will you resist when they start waterboarding you?

What about when they threaten to put a nail through your eye?

What about when they put you in a cramped, windowless cell and they turn out all the lights and they let dozens and dozens of hungry rats in?

What about when they start torturing your children right in front of you?

Will you still resist even then?

Will you still resist when they threaten to burn all of your skin off with acid and then throw you into a blazing fire?

...Will you have the power to resist when the time comes?

There are some who will have the power to resist.

Only those who have Jesus Christ will have the power to resist when that day comes. We urge you to find Him today

Shattered Paradigm, The Moral Collapse of America 57 Comments [9/15/2008 2:58:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 47201

On the LHC

Amazing that people this "smart" are willing to believe that something like THIS created us, and yet they won't believe in God! What a crock of poop!!

Jesus lives--(and He created magnets!)

Shauna, boston 44 Comments [9/15/2008 2:50:53 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47316

[re: Barack Obama was a community organizer?]

he's also the anti christ
look at the facts

he has brainwashed over 50% of america into voting for him AND HE'S A MUSLIM.....you know....those ppl who blew up our towers

only the anti christ could do that

christ, Yahoo! Absurdity 37 Comments [9/15/2008 2:50:39 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 47573

The most senior judge in Saudi Arabia has said it is permissible to kill the owners of satellite TV channels which broadcast immoral programmes.

Sheikh Salih Ibn al-Luhaydan said some "evil" entertainment programmes aired by the channels promoted debauchery.

Dozens of satellite television channels broadcast across the Middle East, where they are watched by millions of Arabs every day.

The judge made the comments on a state radio programme.

He was speaking in response to a listener who asked his opinion on the airing of programmes featuring scantily-dressed women during the Muslim holy month of Ramadan.

"There is no doubt that these programmes are a great evil, and the owners of these channels are as guilty as those who watch them," said the sheikh.

"It is legitimate to kill those who call for corruption if their evil can not be stopped by other penalties."

Sheikh Salih Ibn al-Luhaydan, Saudi State Radio Station 23 Comments [9/15/2008 2:44:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Taktiikka
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Quote# 47151

[In a FSTDT thread)

[A Berean:] I always remember what happened to the "group of mocking youths" and Elisha ! Love that story, because God's Word tells us that "God is not mocked;". Anyone who mocks Christians is really mocking God!

[homesick9748:] They should look out for bears.

A Berean and homesick9748, RaptureReady 46 Comments [9/15/2008 2:40:41 AM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 47377

"I got sooo very disgusted at ALL this diatribe nonsense coming from that vial evil son of Satan--Barak Hussein Muhammed Obama"

SisterNChrist, Raptureforums 39 Comments [9/15/2008 2:38:17 AM]
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Quote# 47548

Look idiot, I don't know exactly how old the earth is, and neither do you. But if you took your own science, you'd know that time is an element of creation, so when you figure out what happened before time existed or at the instant time was created, come talk to me, because you don't and neither does science.

Go look it up.

Time is relative to gravity. Ask Albert Einstein, Einstein. E = mc2

Furyfighter, WoW offtopic 40 Comments [9/15/2008 2:36:12 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47458

Another question:
Evolutionists claim that the dinosaurs were wiped out by a meteor striking the earth.
If the dinosaurs were wiped out by a meteor, how did birds survive? Birds are far more fragile than dinosaurs yet they seem to have survived while dinosaurs were wiped out? Matter of fact, how did anything survive?

Craighill9, Youtube 33 Comments [9/15/2008 2:31:07 AM]
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Quote# 47520

islam is the pure form of christainity and judaism.jesus,moses taught islam.holy quran calls it self summary of bible,torah,injeil.but no doubt christians ,jews betray their own prophets.
Holy quran:
1. " christians, jews u both are doing a miserable mistakes.you are rejecting islam the truth.both u you know well islam is the religion which recognizes you and u all know well islam is the true from.no doubt u all will soon reach hell for betraying jesus and moses"
2."christians/jews u are not doing any benefit to urself by calling islam bad names.soon jesus would tell u how wrong u were.no doubt u are going to hell for betraying your prophets"
3."listen humans.. we invite u to the path of sucees,love and peace in afterlife"
4." non-muslims! u say to allah followers muslims are terrorists, let us tell u its u who ruin the world and it allah who protects.muslims are no doubt protectors of earth.soon u all will see who is right"
5."they will laugh at u muslims.they will call u terrrorists,devils no doubt they are laughing at true christains and true jews"
6."these christians and jews were butual devils they changed their holy books and they added whatver they liked.why did do u that christains and jews.u thought u could get away that way?"
7."the jesus will come back to earth one day and tell these christians how brutual they were to true christianity that is islam"
8"christains haven't jesus told u that after him u have to follow a prophet named ahmed who would come in arab.no doubt u are going to back to us soon "
9."these christians and jews say to eachother that the other party is wrong but the truth is they will keep fighting like this.soon allah would decide this on day of judgment then they will be ashamed of what they did .they are ignorant people who turn away eyes from truth (islam)".
10 ." christians/jews laugh at islam as much as u like.your laughs don't affect allah.we would soon catch u all with our powers.we surround u from all sides.we will see u all on the day of judgement"

starshadows, Yahoo Answers 31 Comments [9/15/2008 2:28:30 AM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback
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Quote# 47422

We now calculate that a government related target in NYC near the Hudson river in Manhattan in the US will be hit one by a sea borne bomb producing a mushroom cloud between September12 and September 14, which is 912-914, 2008.

True Bible Code, True Bible Code 80 Comments [9/15/2008 2:25:36 AM]
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Submitted By: onein6billion
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Quote# 47400

Rush Comes Out For Jesus!

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To paraphrase what I just heard Rush Limbaugh say at 12:50 p.m. EST on his program:

I know Jesus Christ. I pray to Jesus Christ all the time. I study Jesus Christ. Barack Obama--you are no Jesus Christ!

Thanks Rush! Many millions listen to you every day!

JY11, RR 48 Comments [9/15/2008 2:24:12 AM]
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Quote# 47147

[Talking about FSTDT]

there was a post from our site that was talking about persecution.. as i read through the comments i began to see the line between wat was orriginally posted, and was they were talking about being posted was huge to the extent i had to type my own response


i really didnt see anything in the comment asking for persecution ? maybe im blind tho. the real comedy is peple wasting there time going to that site just to poke fun at there beleifs wich is persecution... another thing is, they KNOW they are correct in there views in life, as well as an atheist KNOWS god doesnt exhist, and its funny cause 300 years ago we KNEW the earth was flat. and in world war 2 we KNEW the right thing to was to aid europe aginst hitler... thoes are a few exampled of knowledge.. some are right some are unproveable.. and one was proven inaccurate(though we do still have a flat earth society in california with a sizeable following)


knowledge is relative as with everything in the universe



i wrote that in a more secular stance because i felt it might get through to them better if i didnt appear biased either way

god is my protector, RaptureReady 35 Comments [9/15/2008 2:24:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 47313

I am an Atheist when it comes to the religion of Global Warming.

Mr. Off-Road, Rapture Ready 30 Comments [9/15/2008 2:17:36 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 47452

I see the MSNBC kool-aid is quenching and you think the Liberal socialism that opens the door to the Muslim States of America will be an improvement?

Buzzardhut, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [9/15/2008 2:00:18 AM]
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Quote# 47465

CHRISTIANITY IS PERFECT, there are no flaws in it?
Christians have a TON OF SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE to back up their belief.
Christianity is the true religion , Christians have a load of evidence to prove their religion is the correct one, the others have NONE.
Agree?

Me, Yahoo Answers 53 Comments [9/15/2008 1:55:13 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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