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Quote# 47387

(On FSTDT)

I think it's sad, I feel bad for them. They're not on the winning side, no wonder they're so angry.
I don't think we should get upset, Jesus said this would happen, why should it bother us? I'm just proud to be mocked for being a Christian, which is the greatest gift in the world, and not for all the dumb things I do that really ARE mock-worthy.

tygerkittn, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [9/15/2008 1:52:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeff
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Quote# 47315

(In Response to a post that says the LHC will generate temperatures 100,000 times hotter than the sun)

"Just HOW do they know that? Have they ever been there. Also, I know of a place hotter than that."

In His Service, Rapture Ready 50 Comments [9/14/2008 10:10:43 PM]
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Submitted By: Nisshoku
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Quote# 47161

[Despite being linked to the Treaty of Tripoli, he really did post this]

Oh and I'd like to add that I lol that the U.S was not founded on Christianity. Nearly all the original U.S. leaders were Christian. Christianity was originally taught in public schools. The pledge of allegiance mentions God. You don't have to agree with the original leaders to admit that they founded the U.S. on Christianity.

__NFK__, GameFAQs 29 Comments [9/14/2008 9:07:02 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Angus
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Quote# 47281

<In regard to the LHC>

These people have no right to take Mother Earth and plant such a huge (GOD KNOWS WHAT) into our planet and then think it may not do anything to our earth. Who do they think they are messing with everyone’s life? What is the long term effect? they don’t know, they only speculate. They don’t have this right and should be stop ASAP!! I can’t even imagine that our US Gov has condone this insanity, You people don’t have the right as earth does not just belong to you science fools!! Armagendon is coming fast enough, you are expediting what is coming. BACK OFF!!!!!!

JHR, CNN.com 47 Comments [9/14/2008 6:47:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Elijya
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Quote# 47231

[In response to a scientist who is very close to creating a new form of life.]

For a species that demands control upon it's own life and revels and celebrates the fact that it may possibly be able to create life out of nothing and or basic chemicals. (Which I do not entirely believe) This species in itself would rather feel it was a happenstance occurence out of the primordial ooze than a divine creation. We can believe in all things created by man, but yet we cannot even begin to grasp or understand the very thing that created us.....God. We are an arrogant and prideful race and everyone here regardless of who you think you are, and what alleged intelligence you have...will all have to face the same ending and make the same choices. As your last breath is taken you will not be uttering the names of Darwin or any other scientist, you will desiring heaven and the very God that created you.

Michael, Wired Science 23 Comments [9/14/2008 6:35:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway
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Quote# 47298


Originally Posted by eman
sarah pailin is not even presidental material.. shes still being investigated for abusing her power while gov. of alska, and she has a teeange daughter whos pregnant... which all of sudded decides to marry her boyfriend to make it seem okay... hah



uh? Do you live in America? Please disavow your right to vote ASAP as you are just another fouled cog that appears to be serving NO purpose and apparently have no valid viewpoint or opinion other than to complain about the brightest presidential candidate we've had since Ronald Reagan!

logosone, RR 48 Comments [9/14/2008 5:39:57 PM]
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Quote# 47176

Given your continual need to cover up how the fast-track gay lifestyle is one of the main causes AIDS, I’m starting to think you delicate geniuses have been dispatched by the Log Cabin “Republicans.” Is this true? Fess up now.

GodGunsGuts, freerepublic 27 Comments [9/14/2008 2:55:24 PM]
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Quote# 47574

[I am a Christian and this is complete bullshit...You really need to tell whatever cult you are in to shove it.]


You call yourself a christian. You won't even stand up for a brother in Christ.

Christians like you give us the bad rap. Rapture is coming soon....Are you ready?

Jesus was bold, Peter was bold, Paul was bold, I guess you are not bold to stand up for your faith like I'm doing.

KingKakashi(LoneWolf1984), narutomania 42 Comments [9/14/2008 9:43:43 AM]
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Quote# 47549

Barack Obama lets the truth slip out that he is a Muslim: "John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith"

Taqiyya allows a Muslim "to deny or denounce his faith if, in so doing, he protects or furthers the interests of Islam."

conservapedia main page, conservapedia 32 Comments [9/14/2008 9:37:00 AM]
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Quote# 47226

The real idiots are the ones who say that homosexuality is okay and call it "reason". There is no reasoning to such a conclusion. All it amounts to is an excuse for homosexuals to continue on living their lifestyle. "I can't help it! I was born this way!" I don't have time for people who believe such nonsense, and I will not tolerate being called an idiot by them.

GetOutOfMyYard, GameFAQs 47 Comments [9/14/2008 9:29:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Bill O'Rly
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Quote# 47291

A Marion man, who allegedly claims to be a citizen of heaven rather than a U.S. Citizen, has been charged in federal court in Cedar Rapids with making a false claim on his taxes.

Richard Lee Mellor, 53, has been indicted on a charge alleging that he sent a tax return to the Internal Revenue Service claiming a refund of about $240,000.
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A press release from the U.S. attorney's office in Cedar Rapids says that according to information disclosed in court, the amount claimed represented the taxes that Mellor paid in previous years. Mellor allegedly claimed the taxes were paid in error, in part, because the United States is a fictional entity and he is not subject to the jurisdiction of the IRS.

"Mellor also allegedly disclaimed his U.S. citizenship and claimed, rather, to be a citizen of heaven," the press statement said.

Mellor appeared in court in Cedar Rapids on Thursday and was released on bond. He faces a possible maximum sentence of five years in prison and a $250,000 fine if convicted.

The trial is set for Nov. 3.

Richard Lee Mellor, http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080905/NEWS/80905004/1001/NEWS 32 Comments [9/14/2008 9:22:18 AM]
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Quote# 47250

[About the recently released video game Spore, which allows players to create and nurture an evolving species.]

I used to like Will Wright. He created Sim City, a fantastic game that celebrated the earth that God created for us and allowed you to use all your God given abilities to make an ideal society. But if you ever felt like you had too much power, God would come in with a tornado or an earthquake and put you back in place.

You would think that as a member of the Episcopal Church, a smart man like Will Wright would not be capable of creating Spore. However, we must be reminded that the Episcopal Church is the only church in america that ordains homosexuals on a regular basis.

It makes sense that a perverted church would cause a man to make the creations he has in this game. It just may be that evolution is not the only thing to fear this game teaching your children.

Anti Spore, antispore.com 40 Comments [9/14/2008 9:21:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Sayna
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Quote# 47209

On the LHC again and this one is truly facepalm worthy

First of all, do NOT believe a thing these intellectual idiots are telling you. The public [you and I] will never be told what the real purpose of this device is being created for, I can assure you. The GOD particle, my foot!!!~ This is the OPPOSITE and it is going to be used for a demonic purpose. There is no BIG BANG. It is all a lie, too. They [science] cannot even cure the common cold. Go check out some Egyptian hieroglyphics and you will see that this thing [Collider] has already been invented. GOD created this whole universe. HE is ever merciful and patience beyond belief. The problem with this thing [Collider] is that there is NO fear of GOD. The time is coming folks, we are all going to be physically/bodily shaking from HIS AWESOME power, not some manmade collider. We are out-of-time. Get right with GOD. Live for HIM…… HE is all we are going to have at the end of it all…… And for some reason, I think all of us [the human race] know this in our "knower". We just need to be reminded that GOD is not up in Heaven wringing HIS hands wondering what is going to happen next. HE is going to shake this whole world to its core…………. He will let man destroy himself - - to a point!!!!~

Anonymous, boston 57 Comments [9/14/2008 4:20:09 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47105

I was approached by a pastor in Rockford, Illinois. He was somewhat effeminate and less than a man. He came to me and with his dainty voice he said, "Dr. Hyles, can I ask you a question? You strike me as being a very poor loser. Is that true?" I looked at him, paused a moment, and answered, "Don't know . . . I ain't never lost!"

If you are going to make a man of your boy, teach him to be a winner. Yes, he must accept loss gracefully, but he should never enjoy losing. This is where we get our General MacArthurs. This is how Billy Sundays are made. Teach your boys to want to win.

Jack Hyles, Jesus Is Savior 45 Comments [9/14/2008 4:10:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Kaori
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Quote# 47251

(Apparently Obama even deserves to be reviled for *not* wanting to attack Palin on her daughter's pregnancy.)

Obama came out and said Sarah Palin's family shouldn't be attacked. That was a nice, politically correct thing to say but we shouldn't fail to recognize the vast difference between the Palin family love of children and the Obama family disregard for children. Sarah Palin and her daughter both recognize the expected baby as a blessing. Would any sane person think an unborn baby is something to be destroyed?

holyspirited, LiveJournal 50 Comments [9/13/2008 9:40:31 PM]
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Quote# 47221

we are playing God by creating and implementing this thing and we're not quite sure what were going to get from it . The Book of Revelations in the Bible talks about creatures coming out of the abyss. Could we be making a portal for these demonic being s to enter our atmosphere and torment a third of mankind? Also these chem-trails we are told are the space programs project to control global warming, but the chemicals they are using are causing death and disease to the planets inhabitants,insects animals and humans alike. Its like a dark corporate order wants to destroy what God has made because they have a vendetta of revenge against Him and His creation. Sounds like a world takeover to me. The
Bible says world without end Amen. My question is what kind of world? Human kind or alien(demonic) kind.

d. taylor, boston 28 Comments [9/13/2008 7:49:56 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47299

The theory of evolution is so amorphous that it adapts to answer every objection, and adjusts its assertions to meet new evidence. But a theory that can constantly be modified to accommodate every finding is hardly scientific...

bookworm1711, Rapture Ready 66 Comments [9/13/2008 7:49:40 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 47483

[insensitivity for jebus!]

hawking is a ugly retard, I'll be scare to be near him.

that stupid atheist

Loroz92, You Tube 73 Comments [9/13/2008 5:32:30 PM]
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Submitted By: doomie 22
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Quote# 47160

Morality is not relative. There is a set right and a set wrong. The only reason people believe morality is relative is because of evolution being taught in schools.

Not that I'm trying to make an argument, because what I just said would be completely absurd and close-minded to anyone who doesn't believe what I believe. But it's absolutely stupid to want people to separate church and state, because for anyone who actually believes in their religion, it's impossible to separate it from anything because it encompasses your entire life.

It's not that I hate homosexuals, I just don't think they should be homosexual. Simple. If everyone was homosexual, the human race would die out. I do believe that some people have a stronger tendency to be homosexual, they are more susceptible, but in the some way some people are more easily angered. Doesn't mean you should be angry all the time.

If I believed there is no Christian God than I would not find anything inherently wrong with homosexuality. I would find it socially inadequate and a bad situation for a child to grow up in though. What do you mean it wouldn't confuse a child? If everyone else had a mom and a dad and one kid had two dads, I'd sure as heck be confused.

What I have a problem with is that if you DON'T believe homosexuality is okay, you're labeled as a bigot and intolerant. You no longer have a choice in this society if you want to be respected.

People want Christians to be loving and accepting. Loving we are (or should be). Accepting we cannot be. Asking a Christian or anyone with a religion to accept a different religion or accept something that goes against their religion is asking someone to renounce that their faith is true.

__NFK__, GameFAQs 63 Comments [9/13/2008 7:39:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Angus
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Quote# 47485

(On an article about a 52 million year old bat fossil)

52 million years old, hu? Haha! (sigh) when will people learn to think for themselves...

DiamondDog, Digg.com 55 Comments [9/13/2008 5:32:28 AM]
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Quote# 47354

It certainly doesn't do a lot to convince people that he isn't muslim, either (coming so closely on the heels of his muslim-slip)... given the fact that muslims consider pigs unclean and therefore use it as a common insult. One might just wonder if this wasn't another "slip" of the tongue nodding back to his islamic upbringing.
Kinda makes you go hhhmmm......

If this IS unfair speculation, than perhaps Obama will eventually learn to CAN IT with the negative attacks, since they seem to bring him so much trouble.

Medic911, Prophecy Fellowship forums (the radical branch of the RR people) 39 Comments [9/13/2008 5:21:36 AM]
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Quote# 47249

I saw one stupid one - "Who Would Jesus Bomb?" Belonged to some liberal democrats, of course.

[In a topic regarding different bumper stickers}

Probably the dumbest one I've ever seen was: "It'll be a great day when schools have all the money they need and the Armed Forces have to hold a bake sale to buy a new bomber."

Morons -If this country didn't have strong defense system, we'd be lucky to have any schools!

Maybe I need to get a bunch of the "If idiots could fly this place would be an airport" bumper stickers, and put them over ones like those above when no one is looking!

abidinginvine, Rapture Ready 50 Comments [9/13/2008 2:57:09 AM]
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Submitted By: Redface
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Quote# 47408

I doubt if many people truly believes that there’s anything good about same-sex “marriage”. Maybe some brainwashed teenagers who want to be fashionable. But any adult who supports same-sex “marriage” hates our culture, our freedom, and our civilization.

puroresu, Free Republic 61 Comments [9/13/2008 2:55:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Poser Park
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Quote# 47202

I hope that all professing atheists do what this former sin-loving atheist did and confess that I knew along that God existed and that evolution was a marketing scheme.

Geoff, Ray Comfort Blog 58 Comments [9/13/2008 1:48:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 47244

Stephen Hawking has pretty much flat out said that the people who believe in the theory of evolution don't have enough evidence.

And thats not to say that his word is law or anything, but he certainly knows a lot more on the subject than anyone on the OTlol.

Aahzz, WoW offtopic 46 Comments [9/13/2008 1:11:48 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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