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Quote# 48228

Nothing controversial here...unless you're an athiest or a "liberal Christian" (whatever that's supposed to be). Spiritual warfare and the exercise of gifts of the Spirit are halmarks of a vibrant, healthy Christian Church. Most churches today simple don't preach it out of fear of stigma (as can clearly be shown by some responces to this article). And I have to completely agree with the comment made earlier that witchcraft and the occult (ex. voo-doo) are BIG problems in many regions of Africa due to the many animistic religions that are practiced there. Thank God people like Pastor Muthee are out there fighting for the souls of the people of Africa and witnessing here in the States as well.

brent, timesonline 2 Comments [9/30/2008 3:48:15 PM]
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Quote# 48048

I am constantly hearing people who are pro choice say 'that doesn't mean i'm pro abortion'. Well isn't that basically the same thing? They always come back with that they are for women's right to do with their body. I guess it's ok for them to do whatever they want with that poor baby's body.

FaithnJesus, Another reason I'll never vote for Obama... 11 Comments [9/30/2008 3:46:11 PM]
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Quote# 47955

if your not an american mind your own business our nations existence depends on the defeat of this fraud who as you can see on this blog is bringing racism to america worse than ever he has attacked other races and women he even thru his own family that raised him under the bus this man is a despicable monster and may GOD have mercy on any soul who selects this dude =666

sean, myspace 3 Comments [9/30/2008 3:32:00 PM]
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Quote# 48205

For the thousands who live in this country under the oppression of gangs and drug dealers (the bible calls that sorcery) with literally thousands gunned down on our streets I bet they wished someone would come in and run those vermin off even if it is called a "witch hunt". Without the details I would assume this is a similar situation. For the mindless Christian hating liberal, when is the last time you saw an evangelical Christian stone someone or cut someone's head off? Yet, it is the liberals who scream "choice" as they institutionalize butchering millions of defenseless children and can see no wrong in that but are shocked at the thought of this “witch hunt” conducted by “Sarah Palin”. You do a good job of justifying it as progressive. The German's didn't call it Choice or Progressive they called it the Final Solution yet you call Republicans Nazis. Just wait, Islamic law is now recognized in the UK and with Obama's call for "Change" the U.S. will be next. Then all the gays, drug heads, rappers, Hollywood elitist, left wing media, teens with attitudes, abortionist, feminist and even evangelical Christians will truly see what religious oppression is all about. We don't need change we need leadership BACK to the fundamentals that made our nation great. For those of you who think America is the Great Racist Satan, the poorest black man in Chicago is better off than half the people in Africa because of this great nation. You libs are quick to call someone racist and to say the religious right is intolerant of others yet your own racism, intolerance, hypocrisy, double standard and stupidity cannot stand the honest scrutiny by anyone with intelligence. In Jan.08 there were 35 Americans killed in the entire war zone of Iraq and the democrats howl yet in only one American city, Detroit, there were 39 killed in the same month. Where is your outrage? And by the way man-made Global Warming is nothing more than the tool of Socialist/Communist Elitist who could find no other way to destroy Capitalism, our economy and take away our freedom. But it’s all for the sake of our Children. I think this covers the basics.

Ron, timesonline 1 Comments [9/30/2008 3:14:23 PM]
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Quote# 48401

Is this what some athiests believe?
we came from single cell that magically become arteries, heart, brains and then into some sort of animal. Then that animal evolve into some sort of monkey-animal which gave rise to humans + monkeys.

Atheists let me ask you this; do you expect a clump of clay to magically become a beautiful vase? Do you expect a tube of colors to become a Mona Lisa?

Then why do you believe that a clump of cells can magically become such a complex human form?

Smart Blonde, Yahoo Answers 18 Comments [9/30/2008 3:11:55 PM]
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Quote# 48207

Ignorant are the ones who have never seen witchcraft first hand. Mr. Muthee's story is well documented and anyone from Kenya knows the story is true. Only stupid Westerners are ignorant enough to disprove factual data without investigating it first hand. To try to allude that Mr. Muthee's non-violent prayers for God to either convert "Mama Jane" or remove this practicing witch from town could be compared to "witch hunting" demonstrates the irresponsible biased journalism that seeks to slander Christians and anyone that even leans to slightly to the right.

Bruce V, timesonline 2 Comments [9/30/2008 2:54:10 PM]
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Quote# 48088

Q u o t e:

I proved that only idiots twist evolution to mean something it's not, like abiogenesis.

Which you did, shall I quote your ignorant posts again? :)



Again, you've proven nothing. I said prove chance chemistry can account for one strand of DNA. You can't. It's impossilbe and that's what this theory says.

matter + energy + chance chemistry = creation

When you're done chewing on that, come back and explain where the chance code came from. Your primordial soup theory doesn't exist and has no proof whatsoever.

Zapem, WoW offtopic 2 Comments [9/30/2008 2:53:18 PM]
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Quote# 48124

(Originally Posted by neil10:
Is there anyway possible this generation is not the last.)


There is a way if God doesn't want it to be the last. But I think there are a lot of people asking, praying, begging God to let this be the last generation, me included.

ingegneriae, RaptureReady 4 Comments [9/30/2008 2:52:21 PM]
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Quote# 48237

I come from a highly intellectual family on Long Island, very liberal, knowing key leaders in the Democratic Party growing up. I have been to Africa many times and know for a fact that witchcraft is a real problem. I have witnessed first hand community tranformation in Uganda and other places through the power of prayer. Being a thinker is not incompatiable with knowing God is as real now as when he led my Jewish people out of Egypt after judging the Gods that controlled the minds of the Egyptians.

John, timesonline 8 Comments [9/30/2008 2:52:16 PM]
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Quote# 47993

...when I go several days without having sex with my wife, I begin to burn with desire. When the time is not right with her I try to work thru it, but 9 times out of 10, I will eventually give in the desire, rationalize it as okay and then go masturbate to relieve the burning. I then go thru a shame/guilt process before I always come to me senses and go to the throne of grace and repent and beg forgiveness. I am sick and tired of dealing with this. I have read some sites that say it is not even a sin, but i know in my spirit that it is. I must have control over my body and my life and I have that power thru Christ and his promises. Is this a demon? Is it my uncrucified flesh?

warriorforgod, Ministering Deliverance 12 Comments [9/30/2008 2:51:33 PM]
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Quote# 48109

[Republicans, can any of you admit that Bush failed as a president or are you just a repubfundie?]

For the first time in my life I was proud of President Bush today. Bush helped save America from total destination.

Joan L, Yahoo|Answers 12 Comments [9/30/2008 2:45:30 PM]
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Quote# 48091

Q u o t e:


YOU'RE NOT ARGUING EVOLUTION



Evolution IS the theory whereby matter + energy + chance chemistry = creation.

Matter ITSELF defines time. Time is not a constant. Matter is not a constant. Therefore you calculations for time are only in the dimension you find yourself now and evolutionary time is subsequently, only a theory.

Zapem, WoW offtopic 22 Comments [9/30/2008 2:37:59 PM]
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Quote# 47952

yes it is a mortal sin aginst god to be gay and that is not being homophobe as you call it if it is then your are calling our father in heven a homophobe, in fact there can be no such thing as a gay christian. lindsey you are a complete disgrace to this country and to the citizens of it who i might add have provided a great income for you and your tailor park white trash family you and those looney libby bitchs on the veiw should really keep your vile oipions to yourselfs because real people do not care what you freaks in hollywood have to say you people could not be more out of touch please f@kng grow up

brian, myspace 3 Comments [9/30/2008 11:11:17 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48707

(Talking about Clay Aiken)

that mother fucker should be shot. Hitler was born in the wrong time and killed wrong people. he should be born in 80's and should kill all gay's and lesbians. I wish all terrorists should think in a different way. they should kill gay's instead of innocent people. fuck you mother fucking gay's and lesbians.

MrMassKris, YouTube 18 Comments [9/30/2008 8:57:42 AM]
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Quote# 48010

How do we go about getting mandatory prayer time implemented into all the public school curriculums?


Answer : Sadly, there is no way to accomplish this. Because of what's said in the Constitution (freedom of religion), we can not enforce students to pray, or for that matter set aside subjects to make prayer time. As wonderful as that sounds... I'm a 15 year old high school student, and being a freshman last year found it shocking that my older peers refused to even say the pledge. In one of my classes I was the only one to say the pledge without mumbling it out of the side of my mouth, and only 5 of the kids in that class *(out of roughly twenty)* even stood. It saddened me to see that often the teacher didnt' even stand for the pledge. I leaned over to my friend one day after the pledge had been said and asked, "Spencer, why didn't you say it?" Then he answered, "Dude, i haven't said the pledge a single time since third grade!"


So, in conclusion, if we can't even get children to say the pledge of allegience these days, then even if there WAS a mandatory prayer time, they would plea "Freedom Of Religion" and stay silent.
-Tanner
which is a shame because i'd like to get rid of some algorithms and chemistry. XD

Tanner, Yahoo Answers 6 Comments [9/30/2008 8:56:41 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 48216

Welcome to modern America. The problem today is that this is a problem of cultural literacy. This is basic Christian theology. Check the book of Acts (after the Gospels for the non bible folk). The Apostle Paul does the same thing. Basic mainline denomonations have stripped these teachings out. This is actually Biblical Christianity. It is also a two way culteral problem. You basic generic secular humanist American does not understand Christianity or African witchcraft. African witches are trained to kill through poisons mostly or other means as needed. They target people specifically. This is to obtain finances or power. Spiritual warfare is important to Christians and it does have amazing results but it will always be downplayed and mocked the the secular population. The Bible says every one has a choice. Make your choice. Just because someone poked their head in a church window not because they are interested in what is going on but only for political gain does not mean they are wrong for beliving it. This is America. Check the history of America that has been expunged from the school history textbooks. Abraham Lincoln made a name for himself in the Duffy Armstrong trial over a murder at a revival. In the 1906 Azuza rocked the world. the 1950's seen millions in healing revivals with Doyle Branham. All of this is buried. I will be more of a supporter for her now.

texasguy01, timesonline 3 Comments [9/30/2008 8:55:17 AM]
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Quote# 48388

Sure, imagine no religion..no morals,no sense of accountability to a higher power that makes you want to live right and do what is right. Imagine no religion where you can base your sense of right and wrong on an upbringing that may or may not be entirely healthy to a civilized society. Imagine no religion where your gov't begins to overtake its people no one feels it is a god given duty to try and take their gov't back and give it to the people.

These guys amaze me, where do they get their sense of right and wrong? They can't be content to leave Christianity alone, and when you get down to it, that's all their fighting against, christianity. They could care less about Islam, Buddhism, Micky Mousism, you name it, but when it comes Christians they have a DUTY to assault christianity. Must purge it. They say "look at all the wars fought over Christianity." Sure, and look at all the wars fought by people like them, like Hitler, and others like him. Oh Please.

fyrworks23, pennlive.com 11 Comments [9/30/2008 7:03:52 AM]
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Quote# 48304

FOUKE, Ark. - Federal authorities conducting a child-porn investigation raided the headquarters Saturday of a ministry run by a convicted tax evader once labeled by prosecutors as a polygamist who preys on girls and women.

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Social workers interviewed children who live at the Tony Alamo Christian Ministries complex, which critics call a cult, to find out whether they were abused. The two-year investigation involves a law that prohibits the transportation of children across state lines for criminal activity, said Tom Browne, who runs the FBI office in Little Rock.

"Children living at the facility may have been sexually and physically abused," Browne said.

The raid, conducted by state and federal authorities, started an hour before sunset at the complex in tiny Fouke, in southwestern Arkansas. Armed guards regularly patrol the headquarters, but there was no resistance as agents moved in, state police said.

No one was arrested, but U.S. Attorney Bob Balfe said before the raid that he expected an arrest warrant for Alamo to be issued later. The federal investigation centered on the production of child pornography, while state police were looking into allegations of other child abuse, he said.

In a phone call to The Associated Press from a friend's house in the Los Angeles area, Tony Alamo — who was also once accused of child abuse — denied involvement in pornography.

"We don't go into pornography; nobody in the church is into that," said Alamo, 73. "Where do these allegations stem from? The anti-Christ government. The Catholics don't like me because I have cut their congregation in half. They hate true Christianity."

...

"Alamo said he thought polygamy was allowed in the Bible but said he did not practice it himself. He also said that "consent is puberty" when it comes to sex."

Tony Alamo, yahoo.com 5 Comments [9/30/2008 7:00:15 AM]
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Quote# 48204

Spiritual warfare is real, I have experienced this myself, though not to the degree described here. I have also been a part of church services similar to what Sarah Palin describes, where ministers have spoken to people about things they could not have known beforehand. God does work through others. Given the media basis, I'm sure some of the accounts given of Pastor Muthee's Kenyan ministries is skewed to make Palin look bad.

Creationism should be taught in schools, it is much more plausible than Evolution. In fact, Evolution is being increasingly discredited at an expanding rate while evidence of 'intelligent design' is being accepted my more and more scientist.

For me I would welcome a woman of strong Christian faith in the White house. Christianity played an important role in the founding of our country. The more we have tried to erase God from our culture the worse things have become. I'm certainly praying for a McCain-Palin win!

Rick, timesonline 10 Comments [9/30/2008 6:28:47 AM]
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Quote# 48930

Is Obama perparing the way for the Anti-Christ?
Cause Satan wants to be just like God.

So John the Baptist was perpared the people for Jesus Christ.

Satan as already has Fallen Angels A.K.A Demons.
Anti-Christ will be the oppsite of Jesus Christ.
The Beast will be the oppsite of the HOLY GHOST.

No one likes Obama.
Anti-Christ will pop out of nowhere and Anti-Christ will be loved by all expect for the True Christians.

God marked Cain.
Satan will marked all of the kings, rulers and his followers.

KingKakashi, narutomania 7 Comments [9/30/2008 5:08:37 AM]
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Quote# 48550

[Thread: "Clay is gay: Aiken comes out of the closet]

I'll pray for him and hope he gets out of his illness.

IFollowJesus, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [9/30/2008 5:03:24 AM]
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Quote# 48716

[Summery: "An angel held mhy hand while I was visiting a surgery"]

wi hafing sugry in moning
jesus gona teke cere of us but wi stil skare
dotors are bad cen yoo stil prey fer us tho
tenk yoo veri much

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wi haf sugry twodey on nee
an wen wi was in sugry angel comed in an holded
mi hend an stey wit mi til afer it was al ofer
cus wi was reely skare
angel tel mi no tel nobodi but wi had to
wi hurted reely bad now but wi saw angel

pastoraal504, Ministering Deliverance 42 Comments [9/30/2008 4:53:52 AM]
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Quote# 48576

Evolution is a glorified fairy tale to teach us that there are no absolute morals. How's it feel to be an accident with no purpose? You might as well kill yourself, you are already dead. At least that's what you do when you accept such a fairy tale that is void of any absolute morality. You kill who you are as a fellow human being.

ClassicGMR, Gametrailers 16 Comments [9/30/2008 4:49:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Lautsi
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Quote# 48610

Scientists make me laugh. What is the difference in a rock 1 billion years old compared to 4.6 billion years. Who in their right mind would even come up with this unbelievable dating system? Has anyone ever counted to a billion?

Zee Man, The Globe and Mail 15 Comments [9/30/2008 4:18:43 AM]
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Quote# 48140

"elton john is what he is a talented artist and a homosexual. there for he is an abomination. a truly talented one for sure, but still an abomination."

the01animal, Yahoo Answers 0 Comments [9/30/2008 1:30:14 AM]
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