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Quote# 47234

[They're turning on EA now]

Yesterday I found out about a new game called Spore when my son asked me to buy it for him. It looked innocent enough at first and has “E for Everyone” ESRB rating. But don’t be mislead, apparently “everyone” means everyone they want to teach evolution to.

This entire game is propaganda aimed directly at our children to teach them evolution instead of creationism, or “intelligent design” if you go for stupid PC terms.

The object of the game is to evolve from a “spore” into demon-like intelligent space creatures that violently take over the galaxy.

admin, Anti Spore 42 Comments [9/12/2008 10:47:05 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: SurfinSeaOtter
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Quote# 47051

But we have to keep in mind that birth pangs get stronger the closer we are to the anticipated event. This breather is the only chance we'll get to brace ourselves for the next contraction, which could be the one that takes us home. These are our last days on this planet as we know it my friend. Very soon, we will be immortal beings in the direct presence of God Himself. We are about to see, hear, touch, and smell things previously only available to Christians who passed through the corridors of death and into eternal glory. There is a deep longing inside of us all for this rollercoaster ride to end. It is hard. One day it seems like you can almost hear the trumpet, and the very next day you wonder if the Rapture isn't 20 years off. What makes it harder is that we know exactly what we are waiting for.

We know that we are citizens of Heaven itself through Christ Jesus. We belong to a kingdom whose beauty 1,000 of the most talented soul stirring poets who ever lived could never describe given eternity. We will see things there that will could bring a mortal man to tears with its beauty. We will see the crystalline perfection of God's throne, as old as eternity. We will hear songs that make you want to jump in the air with sheer joy. We will see the angels flying over us, the swoosh of their wings rustling our robes. Our mansions are there, and best of all, our Savior is there. He is coming for Us, and as always, He will do it at the exact right time according to God the Fathers's plan. He is coming for you, and you will never forget the moment He first held you, the trumpet heard across the world by all believers. Don't give up, we are so close. You are almost there. He's coming at the exact right moment.

God Bless You (smiley)

Not Perfect But Forgiven, RAPTURE READY 53 Comments [9/12/2008 8:29:21 PM]
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Quote# 47174

The only thing I've found that can protect me or my family from the garbage we live around in this world is a relationship with Jesus Christ. I've found that no matter where I go, I am bombarded with sin, and I don't live in that big of a city. There is lasciviousness and debauchery everywhere. It's impossible to escape unless one were to live in a cave. T.V is rampant with lewdness, vulgarities, and a sinful competitiveness to "one up" the other stations. It's all about viewers and cash, it's all greed. The mentality is: "the more offensive, the more taboo, the more people will talk about it long after it's over." It's all about money. This is what happens to a nation when God is rejected from every public venue. We slide into this pit of sludge and sin. I am happy to know Jesus and that everything on this planet is coming to an end as we know it.

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, RaptureReady 54 Comments [9/12/2008 6:37:55 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 47451

BABAKOT, Pakistan – In a tangle of bushes and trees outside a remote village in southwest Pakistan, six close male relatives of three teenage girls dug a 4-foot wide by 6-foot deep ditch, on a sweltering night in mid-July, and allegedly buried the girls alive.

The girls' crime: they dared to defy the will of their fathers and the customs of their tribe and choose their own husbands. The mother of one of the girls and the aunt of another were shot and killed while begging for the girls’ lives, according to local media reports.

The incident has touched off widespread condemnation from human rights groups, but also a sturdy defense from local officials. "This action was carried out according to tribal traditions," said Israrullah Zehri, a senator representing Balochistan in the upper house of Pakistan’s parliament in the capital Islamabad. "These are centuries-old traditions and I will continue to defend them," he said.

Israrullah Zehri, Honor Killers, MSNBC 51 Comments [9/12/2008 5:25:31 PM]
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Quote# 47238

Yet another flaw in the THEORY of Evilution!!?
The theory of evolution teaches that living things are becoming more complex as time progresses. Because the chromosomes in living matter are one of the most complex bits of matter in the known universe, it would seem logical to assume that organisms with the least number of chromosomes were the first ones to evolve and those with the most chromosomes are the end result of millions of years of evolution experimenting to increase complexity in living organisms. From the chart, it is "obvious" that we all started off as penicillium with only 2 chromosomes, and that we slowly evolved into fruit flies. After many "millions of years" we turned into tomatoes (or house flies) and so on, until we reached the human stage with 46 chromosomes. One of our ancestors must have been one of the identical triplets—opossums, redwood trees, and kidney beans—with 22 chromosomes each.

If we are allowed to "continue evolving" we may someday be tobacco plants and maybe we may even become carp with 100, or maybe even the ultimate life form, a fern with 480 chromosomes! Don’t you believe it! God made this world and all life forms, as recorded in the Bible.


Fools, they whne about spelling when they have no answer!! PWNED!! EVILution is a lie!!

I am One, Yahoo Answers 60 Comments [9/12/2008 5:24:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 47171

In no way does the Bible justify slavery and racism. If anything, evolution justifies it because there are no set morals. Some people have used evolution as a mechanic to say that black people are evolutionarily inferior. The Bible teaches that we're all people, we're all sinners, anyone can be saved.

The crap that people pull from the Bible that says it supports slavery and racism is all twisted and doesn't show an understanding of the context or the times.

__NFK__, GameFAQs 53 Comments [9/12/2008 5:21:40 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Angus
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Quote# 47428

On a lip piercing:

...I know some adults that still see those kinds of piercings as rebellious and countercultural. And that raises the question, if we are ambassadors of Christ, is that an appropriate way to represent Him? Clearly, He should not be represented as a rebel.

Disciple, Teens-4-Christ 69 Comments [9/12/2008 5:20:48 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: solomongrundy
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Quote# 47370

I have stopped myself from writing about stoning because it seems you are interested in understanding the reasons why God said people should be killed. Bear in mind that I use killed and not stoning, because those days stoning was the preferred way of killing people, not just by Israelites but by everybody else. I'm sure you can recall that we used to have a hanging (killing by means of hanging a person) period for some time, but it obviously also changed. This days we have guns which do a better job than stoning and hanging.

So if we were living in this days, would have God told us to stone people? No, he would have probably told us to shoot them in the forehead. Is killing people by shooting them better?

On a serious note, I'm very sad to hear that this issue has separated you from God. What I can tell you is that God loves all kinds of people, homosexual or not, and God has a plan for everybody's lives. God doesn't want to kill people, worse by stoning them, but He wants to prosper them. People who jumps to Leviticus without reading Exodus are missing out on God's love for the same people that He would later say they should stone people.

God doesn't want people to commit sin because sin destroys people. I don't like talking about homosexuality because hypocritical Christians treat it as some worse sin when there are worse sins, but let me show you one of the dangers
of homosexuality. Everytime I hear about homosexuality I think about Arthur Brown, formerly CEO of Fidentia, and the trauma he went through in jail because of men who lust after other men. This is the most barbaric act that could ever happen to any man. Many raped men never become men again after this whole ordeal, and I would like to believe that they go through a whole lot more than women go through. Do you see how this man's family is going to be disintegrated because of men who lusts after other men. So why should God allow this to continue?

These men who lusts after other men are also recorded in Judges 19:22 "While they were enjoying themselves, some of the wicked men of the city surrounded the house. Pounding on the door, they shouted to the old man who owned the house, "Bring out the man who came to your house so we can have sex with him." What a horrible thing for any man to hear, and why should God allow our men to suffer like this in the hands of this horrible men? Should God apply silent diplomacy? God knew when he told Israel to kill all men who lust after other men that things will get out of hand if they didn't. Now some of us worry that we might get raped, now what a mercyless God He is if He doesn't care about my worry of rape.

In Beeld newspaper today, we have a case of a famous musician who molested a now famous musician when he was young. We read everyday about priests who molest young church kids when they go to church and some of these kids never recover. What a horrible God He is to let this men who lust after other men to continue living. By throwing them in jail it's not going to help as they are only going to progress further in this horrible act.

So should we let men lust after other men?

rza, myadsl 46 Comments [9/12/2008 5:19:54 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: cyghost
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Quote# 47385

Guitar Hero?

A "hero" is defined as one who saves another's life. They should called the game "Guitar Idol," because that's what it really is. The appeal of Guitar Hero is to teenagers... to instantly make them into gods... a virtual experience... with fans screaming and adoring them on stage... living the moment... playing the part... while being mesmerized by the Devil's music. The deplorable Rock band Foreigner has a song titled, Juke Box Hero, which appeals to the desire of youth who have "stars in their eyes" to become a Rock star. The hardcore Satanic band, AC/DC, has a song titled, It's A Long Way To The Top If You Wanna Rock And Roll. Over and over throughout the Rock music archives, we find a common theme of desiring to "make it to the top" and to become a "Rock star." This is self-idolatry.

Rock music is a highly contagious spiritual disease that rots the soul. It is more deadly than Bubonic Plague. Young people who are exposed to Rock and Roll are captivated by it's alluring effect, not fully realizing it's dangers. Rock 'N' Roll goes far beyond being mere music—it is rebellion against God, a vile lifestyle, a pattern of liberal thought, a tool of the New World Order, a weapon of Communism, a road to sexual immorality, a life of selfishness, and a path to damnation.

Honestly speaking, there are NO "heroes" in the Rock 'N' Roll business, only fools.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-Is-Savior 106 Comments [9/12/2008 5:17:12 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
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Quote# 47271

Without a divine power there is no purpose to the existence of anything and therefore we have no purpose whatsoever. Your inabilty to accept a higher power is based on your preception of the fact that nothing could ever care for you as an individual and therefore you must deny any entity that proves to do so.
Futhermore the purpose of your earthly exsistence is simply a test to accumulate your true identity via trials and tribulations that form your very being. How can you accept that you simply exist for no purpose other than continuing the survival of your species?

Drummerr, WoW offtopic 36 Comments [9/12/2008 5:15:43 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47240

[CNN: Sarah Palin's pastor says religious views shape her policy]

One would HOPE her religion informs her politics. The main reason people should be concerned about Obama as president is that he has no executive track record to judge his thinking by, and the little that is available isn't reassuring.

Knowing someone's religious views, and that person's seriousness about religion, tells us something important about that person, such as how would she/he most likely govern? This is why people are rightly concerned about Obama's 20-year connection with a church of black racists.

DesertFox, Free Conservatives 25 Comments [9/12/2008 5:08:18 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Jeremy D.
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Quote# 47225

Why are people so concerned about global warming when the rapture is upon us?
I love nature and everything and try and not damage God's mighty creation.

We had an interesting talk about global warming at Bible Study the other day and my Youth Pastor told us that this will only happen in the next 100 years or so.

In my church we believe that the end of the world (the rapture) is comming soon. It will be much quicker than global warming. So we dont need to fear global warming that much.

Maybe it is better to put our energies into praying and having faith in our Lord Jesus?

Bride of Jesus, Yahoo Answers 43 Comments [9/12/2008 5:07:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 47152

One of those websites had a bunch of quotes from "Christians" with a thread for commenting and rating system. I'm really disgusted by what a lot of these so-called "Christians" write.

People look at those boards and think that all Christians are like that. It's getting harder and harder to be taken seriously. I, for one, am glad that I didn't find very many quotes from Rapture ready.

Minori, RaptureReady 56 Comments [9/12/2008 4:40:30 PM]
Fundie Index: -2
Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 47185

I have noticed ever since these atheists, feminisists, communists, gay activistis, etc, basically general liberal scum, started going wild, the world has declinned in morality. Literally there is no morals in the world now, at least not in the west. Russia and Eastern Europe hold onto some of the old ways, but the USA for example is declining. The universities are indoctrination centres to make good white Catholics turn away from our Lord and because raging teenage punkers with no respect or values. I've seen lots of good white Christians dating coloureds, its' SICK! I can't stand this anymore, I am so disgusting and repulsed with how communism and liberalism has worn down the fabric of this nation into nothing. We can thank liberals for multicultural hell, no Christianity being respected, generally the new world order coming into power, etc. You can thank all these stupid self-interest groups for this, and like Jesus predicted, the end times are near. So I am apalled at how the western world has lost its moral fabric in the last 30 or so years, and how bad the world is. Thanks alot atheists, homosexuals, and other degenerates, now USA is becomming a 3rd world country.

True Catholic, Religion and Spirituality of Yahoo Answers 54 Comments [9/12/2008 4:18:37 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Beletje
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Quote# 47074

[Question: What is the most interesting thing you've learned about another religion?]


Answer:

I learned that atheists (yes, atheism=satanism) do not enforce a moral code.

to them killing is OK

christ, Yahoo Answers 53 Comments [9/12/2008 4:10:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 47134

they want to dethrone God i guess. they think that if they convince people that God doesnt exist that by default they become divine rulers. basicaly it is a satanic plot to take over creation. notice how humanity has become more and more degenerate over the past 60 yrs. ever since the satanic ww2 murdered off the christian populations the pagan/satanic "victors" have promoted their gay pornographic materialistic agenda of wreckless self indulgence and mutual defilement and devil worship in music

iorixs, Youtube from video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7kDUoh56VY&feature=related 26 Comments [9/12/2008 4:09:45 PM]
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Submitted By:
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Quote# 47181

I'm Republican although I'm only 17. I stand for freedom no matter what it takes (blowing Afghanistan to bits, etc.). I want America to be #1 and protect me.

FutureCop, city-data.com 60 Comments [9/12/2008 4:05:20 PM]
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Quote# 47216

I was in an elementary school carpool line, right behind a car that had three bumper stickers:

"Witch Wagon"

"Tailgaters will be toad"

"I found Jesus--he was behind the sofa the whole time."

I really wanted to rear end the woman.

writesinme, Rapture Ready 85 Comments [9/12/2008 4:01:33 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 47314

part of the brilliant design of Lego is that the shapes of the pieces prevent children from creating anything sinful.

admin, Anti Spore 50 Comments [9/12/2008 4:00:47 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: arensb
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Quote# 47012

Never forget that a muslim is permitted to practice takeyya/kitman/hudna. Therefore, whatever proceeds from the mouth of the muslim is one of those three.

They are immature of intellect, sly like foxes, and conditioned to kill.

You can show them something in black and white, and they will say it is green and you are damned for saying they are wrong.

Countless values? That's why they are stuck in the sixth century.

OccamsRaz, RaptureReady 25 Comments [9/12/2008 3:52:56 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Quote# 47127

[When discussing that the egyptian text, history, and art were older than 6000 years a fundie attacks]


No! That is a lie told to you by the media! Who are you gonna trust, GOD or the liberal media??


[Only on youtube]

CENSOREDFORSEX, Youtube 34 Comments [9/12/2008 3:41:26 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Malkavian Jeff
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Quote# 47104

It would be nice if atheists weren't always out there trying to disprove God. How can it strictly be a personal affair when these militant atheists try to interfere and indoctrinate the entire world?

follower of the one true god, yahoo answers 45 Comments [9/12/2008 2:13:11 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 47041

You can gamble that I am wrong, but are you willing to risk it? Imagine this scenario: A gambler loses all his money in Las Vegas. The casino offers one last wager…

"If you win, you get all your money back. If we win, then two of our security men will haul you down to the basement and toss you into our huge roaring furnace."

Obviously, nobody in their right mind would risk those consequences. Yet, this is the gamble you take every day you reject Christ. If you die, you are guaranteed an eternity in the flames of hell.

Rick Jones, Chick Publications 56 Comments [9/12/2008 1:59:56 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Tehpogo
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Quote# 47289

I think we need to have Christification camps open up through the country, requiring mandatory attendance for people who chose to believe in false religions. This is a real threat we are facing and we need to take it very seriously...

Trinidad and Tobago, GARM 66 Comments [9/12/2008 1:35:51 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Kaspar
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Quote# 47168

[In response to another poster who suggested that most parents would probably want their children to be able to go to an Ivy League college ...]

Well, I for one would NOT want my kids to go to ANY of those schools. They are nothing but liberal brainwashing camps, and the joke is on you as YOU pay them ungodly amounts of money to do that to your kids. With colleges the way they are, and the market place being saturated with incompetent college grads, I am going to urge my sons to go to a good trade school and become something like a CNC machinist

A MAttR of Time, RR 47 Comments [9/12/2008 5:11:48 AM]
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