Quote# 46356

Have you ever considered that Noah was smart enough to use the baby dinosaurs on the ark? Also I believe that the others were tall enough to survive the flood. By the way, just because someone calls themselves Christian, does not make them one. So, if they say they believe in evolution it may not be true they really are. Also, a note to the world. DON'T TEACH EVOLUTION IN THE SCHOOLS AS FACT. IT IS NOT PROVEN. IT IS ONLY A THEORY!! WE HAD DR. KEN HOVIND AT OUR CHURCH. HE IS OUT OF PENSACOLA BIBLE COLLEGE. YOU SHOULD DEBATE HIM. HE WILL CONVINCE YOU.

(unknown), TalkOrigins 49 Comments [9/1/2008 6:21:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox

Quote# 46446

The bible needs no proving, it walks on water.

dad1, PhysOrg 77 Comments [9/1/2008 5:39:54 PM]
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Submitted By: TheDoc

Quote# 46323

It will be the greatest day of our lives.
It will be the worst day for those left behind.
Our days on earth are coming to an end. I just want to finish the race running. The song live like you were dieing keeps playing in my head. Every day when I leave the house I wonder if I will make it back.

Joseph The Carpenter, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [9/1/2008 5:38:07 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat

Quote# 46379

Atheists, if you are simply animals where do you get your moral guidelines?
Don't say society, because Christians are in the majority here in America

Also why would one feel obligated to obey an imaginary law inside our heads that was created by random chemical processes?

? jønaThan ?, Yahoo Answers 51 Comments [9/1/2008 3:18:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 46521

Hate is hate. Atheists practise it; Christians do not. Atheists murdered vast numbers of Christians, in the name of atheism in the last century. Even depraved Christians have, to the best of my knowledge, never murdered atheists.

All the best,

Roger Pearse

wrp, Christian Forums 65 Comments [9/1/2008 2:46:02 PM]
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Submitted By: David

Quote# 46314

Beating isn't creative enough for me. I really want my children to stay on their toes. When my youngest was 6 (she's 7 now, so not long ago) she dumped her entire plate of dinner over the balcony of our apartment onto the grass below.

So I made her her favorite snack! An awesome bowl of popcorn..JUST FOR HER! I let her take a bite. And then guided her over to the balcony, and proceeded to dump the entire bowl. She looked at me like I'd just cleaned her clock. She was then instructed to go pick up all of her dinner, and every single one of the 60486 popcorns on the ground below and then do her dishes.

Lesson, learned.

OhDaughterOfZio, CARM 109 Comments [9/1/2008 10:23:01 AM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn

Quote# 46597

Big Bang Theory is an another tool for Satan.

I don't mean to provoke anyone. I'm just sharing my faith that's all. Is be an Christian a sin?
I bet that you want me to kill myself and burn in hell too RIGHT?

LoneWolf1984, deviantART 92 Comments [9/1/2008 6:51:55 AM]
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Quote# 46409

[In response to Hurricane Katrina being called one of the worst natural disasters in American history]

The worst disaster in history? Dude. Read your Bible. A worldwide flood trumps Katrina.

seventhdwarf, NOLA.com - comments 56 Comments [9/1/2008 5:49:26 AM]
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Quote# 46390

[How did Noah get food for all the millions of animals inside the ark for a whole year?]

All animals ate vegetation as did noah and his family.

How do people grow things in their house.
They use pots or window seals. Its possible on one deck Noah had soil and had a garden made in the ark on one deck.

We can do it in our house Noah could have done the same thing in the ark. The animals were controlled by God. its possible God also put them into hibernation mode.

(how many idiotic answers can there be to this one question?...)

Gregory S, Yahoo! Absurdity 56 Comments [9/1/2008 4:07:37 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat

Quote# 46312

If they want to run "their" church this way, then they should split and call themselves something else. Maybe "The Happy Let Everyone Be How They Want People". If they want to be a Bible based church though, they should be following biblical teachings. The Bible is very clear on the gay/lesbian issue. No biblical church should be making gay people priests (yes, even the Catholic Church shouldn't have done this, but knowing some history about Pope John Paul II gives an insight into how it happened). Not unless they've acknowledged their sins and stopped "being gay".

LordJedi, Originaltrilogy.com 28 Comments [9/1/2008 4:00:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Sean

Quote# 46404

Satan has telepathic powers. That is how he tempts all of us. He puts suggestions into our heads and we have the choice on whether or not we choose to follow them.

I understand Christian doctrines are confusing because different religons teach you different things, but Satan does tempt us using telepathy.

Kris K, Yahoo Answers 46 Comments [9/1/2008 3:27:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Bowen

Quote# 46269

I don't ignore these fossils. I've seen pictures and descriptions of many many many fossils. The cro-magnon and neanderthal are just two man made names that have no scientific explanation as of yet behind them. The Bible does explain it though. It says that in the beginning of time, man lived to 900 or so years. There are many reasons why this could have happened, especially preflood but I don't need to go into that. The point is, a 900 year old man is going to have a much larger skull then a 90 year old man, because some parts (like the brow) continue to grow. Can I prove those are 900 year old men that died and fossilized? No I cannot. But it makes sense, it's a sound explanation for why the fossils look that way. Evolution has no answer for them, none that haven't been proven wrong.

Watertarg, WoW offtopic 34 Comments [9/1/2008 3:27:44 AM]
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Submitted By: Worldsend

Quote# 46252

Many find it hard to understand why I would vote on only one issue-Pro-Life. Because of complications in her pregnancy, I watched my daughter-in-law give birth to her child at only 22 weeks into the pregnancy. The sweet baby lived 45 minutes and then left our world. She had a perfect little body. How can anyone abort these little miracles? John McCain [...] needs to appoint supreme court justices who will rid America of this violent, horrific crime to the unborn!

Susan, Fox News comments board 56 Comments [9/1/2008 3:08:11 AM]
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Quote# 46298

(HOLY SHIT. A mildly sane person says that they can't vote for McCain and feel good about it, so they're voting for a third party candidate.)

Lib alert! Lib alert! Socialist on board!

Well, we are definitely visiting in lefty-land aren't we?

I rest my case. Time for a Rip-Van-Winkle.

Antitox, RaptureReady 43 Comments [9/1/2008 3:02:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Smith

Quote# 46391

America is going to come under judgment, particularly the West coast. I'm watching and waiting; when it happens, I'll post the "I told you so" posting (and no, I won't have sympathy for those subject to Divine wrath; they will have earned their punishment).

1TrueDisciple, CARM 36 Comments [9/1/2008 2:53:21 AM]
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Quote# 46496

LAKELAND, Fla. -- Todd Bentley has a long night ahead of him, resurrecting the dead, healing the blind, and exploding cancerous tumors. Since April 3, the 32-year-old, heavily tattooed, body-pierced, shaved-head Canadian preacher has been leading a continuous "supernatural healing revival" in central Florida. To contain the 10,000-plus crowds flocking from around the globe, Bentley has rented baseball stadiums, arenas and airport hangars at a cost of up to $15,000 a day. Many in attendance are church pastors themselves who believe Bentley to be a prophet and don't bat an eye when he tells them he's seen King David and spoken with the Apostle Paul in heaven. "He was looking very Jewish," Bentley notes.

Tattooed across his sternum are military dog tags that read "Joel's Army." They're evidence of Bentley's generalship in a rapidly growing apocalyptic movement that's gone largely unnoticed by watchdogs of the theocratic right. According to Bentley and a handful of other "hyper-charismatic" preachers advancing the same agenda, Joel's Army is prophesied to become an Armageddon-ready military force of young people with a divine mandate to physically impose Christian "dominion" on non-believers.

"An end-time army has one common purpose -- to aggressively take ground for the kingdom of God under the authority of Jesus Christ, the Dread Champion," Bentley declares on the website for his ministry school in British Columbia, Canada. "The trumpet is sounding, calling on-fire, revolutionary believers to enlist in Joel's Army. ... Many are now ready to be mobilized to establish and advance God's kingdom on earth."

Joel's Army followers, many of them teenagers and young adults who believe they're members of the final generation to come of age before the end of the world, are breaking away in droves from mainline Pentecostal churches. Numbering in the tens of thousands, they base their beliefs on an esoteric reading of the second chapter of the Old Testament Book of Joel, in which an avenging swarm of locusts attacks Israel. In their view, the locusts are a metaphor for Joel's Army.

Theocratic sect prays for real Armageddon, Alternet 66 Comments [9/1/2008 2:27:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Adam

Quote# 46383

Your word proof pre-defines a need for evidence.

Evidence or proof is subjective ... which you may find surprising but i think your getting close to by nature of your question.

If you want actual evidence of a creator.... then i suggest you spend your time making peanut butter sandwiches as this is not going to happen. In a Scientific sense.

... if you want evidence or proof of a God in a spiritual sense then you have two choices ...
- Trust the experiences of others
- Open your heart out to experience it yourself

The ball is in your court .... not ours.

dazzla00, Yahoo Answers 37 Comments [9/1/2008 2:14:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 46288

[Posted in the "Last Days Events" sub-forum]

I started to notice some trees, here and there starting to turn orange just near the edges or near the top. I first saw this the beginning of August! I never saw it this early before. Any one else seeing this?

Waitin, Rapture Ready 66 Comments [9/1/2008 1:40:56 AM]
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Quote# 46394

On the the republican VP choice.

She'd be right. There's absolutely no reason to leave one theory in the history books, especially a theory that promotes ONLY the atheist view. Evolution dates keep changing everytime another dating system proves the last one wrong and that's a fact.

The history books are screwed up and revised enough by liberals and atheists. It's amazing how much they can indoctrinate what they want taught these days while they cry about religious influence.

Bronwyn, WoW offtopic 32 Comments [9/1/2008 1:38:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Worldsend

Quote# 46370

(Reading a quote from an atheist) Thomas Paine: "It would be more consistent that we call the bible the work of a demon than the word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind."

This is another ignorant statement from an atheist and this is a statement, I've seen MANY statements like this on Youtube. The bible says "The wicked call evil good and good evil. All woe unto them if they don't get right with Jesus."
So the wicked call evil good and good evil. And today they call homosexuality good! They call feminism good! Anything that's good is called evil, and anything that's evil is called good! And that brings us to the verse in the bible that acknowledges this statement. Isaiah 5:20 (Reads it again.)

So these atheists are children of the devil. And we know satan is working, the spirit of the demon is in them, because they're calling God evil! They're against God and his word. And the devil is against God and his word.

TheProdigyTony48219, Youtube 42 Comments [9/1/2008 1:24:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Mithcoriel

Quote# 46367

A 12-year-old Wadena boy and his family saw Noah’s Ark in a scratch on his hand last week.

Dakota Tesch, 12, said he was scratched on the palm of his hand by his cat, Amber, and the mark on his hand looks like steps leading up to a boat with a cross on it, or Noah’s Ark.

His mother, Kris Tesch, said the unusual looking scratch on her son’s hand is not the only strange happening in their home. Sometimes the family will hear noises upstairs and the kitchen cabinets will open by themselves, she said.

Tesch Family, Wadena Pioneer Journal (local newspaper) 60 Comments [9/1/2008 1:23:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Shawn L.

Quote# 46386

How would you feel about having a woman Vice-President?

I can't believe McCain picked Palin who is a mother of 5 kids. She needs to be at home taking care of them instead of running for VP. You can't be a good mom and a good Vice President. Women don't belong in politics and that is why they were originally not allowed to vote. Women's mood swings, their drama, and their emotions cloud their vision and distort reality. What a foolish decision. God directs man to rule over woman, not the other way around.

Truth Seeker 2020, Yahoo Answers 71 Comments [9/1/2008 1:22:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 46348

They can keep their heads iin the sand and worship Darwin if that makes them happy, but evo is still a religion, proven by the zealots you just mentioned. It's not about science at all. I used to try to reason with such people, but they just don't get it.

2thePoint, Defend Your Faith 42 Comments [9/1/2008 1:08:57 AM]
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Submitted By: doomie 22

Quote# 46377

[In response to a prayer]


I just cheated and noticed one comment to my quoted post: "Did you know that Jesus is mentioned more times in the Koran than he is in the Bible?"


The entire Bible IS all about Jesus!!!

Daughter, Rapture Ready 59 Comments [9/1/2008 12:23:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Android R

Quote# 46371

This is not a hate video. I do not hate homosexuals. And I think a lot of christians are in deep trouble.

Any Christian man or woman who stands for the truth of God's word (holds up bible)will be persecuted. Now, and *horribly* persecuted, in the last days. These are the end times.
And on the day of the seven year tribulation no christian in this world will preach this bible without being immediately murdered. They're gonna kill you, and put you in concentration camps. That's what's gonna happen to you.

Homosexuals hate christians. Homosexuals hate the word of God, and they hate you. I'll tell you right now how people feel about you. If you say anything against homosexuality you're gonna be hated. It's as simple as that. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get very hateful comments on this video from these people, because that's their nature.
They always portray these homosexuals in the media as being "good people and nice people" and all kinds of stuff. "They're so gooood, they're angels!" They're not!

TheProdigyTony48219 (might be a mirror, but the guy is real), Youtube 41 Comments [9/1/2008 12:17:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Mithcoriel
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