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Quote# 48438

It was during that decade of the 1960’s, in the year 1966, that a woman named J.K. Rowling was born. This is the woman who has captivated the world in this year of 2000 with four books known as the "Harry Potter Series." These books are orientational and instructional manuals of witchcraft woven into the format of entertainment. These four books by J.K. Rowling teach witchcraft! I know this because I was once very much a part of that world.

DissentingOpinion, The Resistance 52 Comments [9/27/2008 2:44:43 AM]
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Quote# 48044

Well, this past summer when it was time for us to get the chicken pox booster that is required, the nurse got out two more needles for my 12 year old and I said, "whoa, what is that for?" She said, "well, they are not mandatory but one is for HPV and the other for meningitis." I said, "If it's not mandatory, you should ask me first." I wonder how many other parents just go in and let their kids shot with anything without asking or being asked? Needless to say my daughter did not get either because thankfully our doc did not recommend either at this time.

critty, Schools begin giving jabs for cervical cancer 63 Comments [9/27/2008 2:44:09 AM]
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Quote# 48305

I hate to say it, but overnight chaos and panic (short of the Rapture) would be the best thing for America. Christians would probably galvanize and set priorities straight for once.

Guy4God, RaptureReady 41 Comments [9/27/2008 2:43:05 AM]
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Quote# 48247

Hey folks! Most of you seem to miss one very important word in our Constitution. The word is 'OF' as in 'Freedom of Religion'. Too many of you would like it to read 'Freedom from Religion'; but then that is not how the document reads nor is it the intentions of the Founding Fathers'

Lionheart, timesonline 53 Comments [9/27/2008 2:38:50 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47844

I had my first conscious encounter with a demon yesterday. It was in my wife. It was a demon of Suicide. When I commanded it to speak, my wife's heart started racing, she began breathing hard, shivering, felt like she was going to puke, her voice box tightened, and she got a nose bleed. Needless to say, being new at this, we decided it would be a good idea to stop and seek someone with a little more experience.

I'm pretty positive that she also has some kind of generational occult demon, as her mom, grandpa, great grandma and grandpa have all been very high-ranking in Freemasonry. My wife often has stomach problems, battles anger and rage (she's a sweet heart normally, but sometimes things just get overwhelming and it's almost like she loses control), depression, self-esteem issues, etc. I mean, you name it, we're pretty darn sure she's got some demons.

jmcrist, Ministering Deliverance 48 Comments [9/27/2008 2:35:30 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 47812

(In response to; "Sorry, but you lost any religious credibility in the other thread- in which you pointed out that you believe something completely contrary to what the Bible actually says.")

I just believe what the Bible says. If one is contrary to the other as long as it is in the Bible, fine by me.

kanzenatsume, Gaia Online 22 Comments [9/27/2008 2:31:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Quintessence
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Quote# 48199

It's rather mistaken to think that Evangelism involves NOT using one's brains or reason. On the contrary, it's mainly those who are skeptical of religion and all things spiritual that end up seeing religion as some sort of wierd fantasy or joke.
Faith is real and it's amazing how limited the human mind and capability appear once you view it from a Spiritual perspective and it's not something you can make up. I'm talking Christian faith here by the way...

DON, timesonline 16 Comments [9/27/2008 2:29:41 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47892

[Response to an article concerning teaching creationism in the science classroom:]

Do you think atheism hasn't evolved.Satan,the author of deception,is alive and well.

Anyone who sees nature and denies God is a fool.The theory of evolution is just as impossible to prove as is creationism,that's why we still call it a theory.Fact is,you cannot prove anything to anyone.One accepts everything on faith or not at all.

goatothebozo, StarNewsOnline 22 Comments [9/27/2008 2:29:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Dale the Human Snail
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Quote# 48279

Why do Atheists want church and State separate?

Answer : They want our children to age without morals.

Sarah B, Yahoo Answers 38 Comments [9/27/2008 2:26:25 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 47827

Let it be known that any faiths outside of the Bible are of false nature. Any man that creates a belief and puts it alongside the Bible is teaching falseness.

Source(s):
The Bible

Brother Tony, Yahoo Answers 38 Comments [9/27/2008 2:21:43 AM]
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Submitted By: letsbegods
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Quote# 47777

Many things were prayed through a nd about and renounced and i feel like i have been cut open inside and sewed backl up. It even kinds hurts a little in a odd way. Im very tired butits INSIDE and not really physicall. Its as if all the strange energy born of anxiety,, fear and human adrenaline has been cut off. I yearn t o sleep and rest but its insde thats needding it......
I was told by my counselor this is not uncommon.
Theres more coming .. i call it the BIGGEE..... I look forward to the sessions....
I realise there has been no ' casting out of demons" in the text boook way one might think. But RIGHTS and CLAIMS are beign renounced.. I know i have been bornagain ..but i thinkt he devil is a stickler for leegalities.

Jewels, Ministering Deliverance 25 Comments [9/27/2008 2:21:27 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 47913

As for Palin she has a right to her beliefs. Marriage is defined as a union between a man and a woman ordained by God. It is unconsitutional for the United States government to allow gay marriage. For if they do they will force church officals to unite what they believe is wrong. This is overstepping church and state. As for abortion. I feel every woman has a right to her body. So if she fears rape, or insest or just don't want to have a baby take the time go down to the clinic and put yourself on birth control.

Dreaming My Life, myspace 32 Comments [9/27/2008 2:16:23 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47910

[Rebuttal to: Of course it is!! Didn't you know!?!? Its un-American to be anything but a rich white heterosexual Christian republican male!!]


As it should be!
Too bad it hasn't been that way for decades.
Now you have to be either one of the UBER-RICH or you have to be poor, black, queer, anti-Christian, Democratic (or Green or Communist) or female, and preferably some combination thereof... at least if you live in a Blue State.

Storman, AnswerBag.com 23 Comments [9/27/2008 2:15:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 48252

Sadly 98% of the population of the world will perish and go to Hell having totally rejected Jesus as Lord and Savior.

The US sadly will be judged very, very severely by God as well.

s, timesonline 33 Comments [9/27/2008 2:14:28 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48428

Sarah Palin is cool. It's too bad she is Pentecostal. She is following a denomination that is full of demonic practices and witchcraft.

Joe Valentine, RaptureReady 32 Comments [9/27/2008 2:12:46 AM]
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Quote# 48146

Evolutionists: How strong is your faith in the theory of macro-evolution?

This is a hypothetical scenario. Say someone had invented a time machine and had proof of the origin of life on this planet. Would you bet your life that the theory of macro-evolution is true? It's like, if they had a film and before you got to see it you had to agree that if you were wrong you had to go and be executed would you bet your life on this theory in order to see the film?

Or would you say "Well, I believe it's true but I'm not going to risk my life just to see if this film shows me whether I'm right or not."

Martin S (Top Contributor), Yahoo Answers 33 Comments [9/27/2008 2:12:16 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 48371

This is our time to shine - a vote for McCain/Palin is the right vote. For with Sarah in office hopefully we can get back to how it was before all this liberal and atheist crap took over our country. Hopefully with Palin in office she will get group/student led prayer back in school, get intelligent design back into schools and making this country great again by making it a christian country and letting God guide this country. For me a Vote for McCain/Palin is a vote for true change. Lets take this country back from the liberals, homos, and atheists and let God take over once again. I Approve this message for a better future!

I(Heart)God, Yahoo Aslyum 32 Comments [9/27/2008 2:12:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Lord Nikon
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Quote# 47853

Obama is a muslim. So why don't you and everyone else who wants to vote for him go live with Bin Laden. You will be doing all the people who survived 9/11 a big favor. Man, wake the hell up.

Vicky, myspace 31 Comments [9/27/2008 2:00:54 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48220

Go Sara Go. USA needs leaders like Mccain and Sara Palin to Spread word of GOD all over the world. As Sara said US army is doing work of GOD in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Sara will be placed in white house by the grace of GOD and all liberals and leftist will be stunned.

Sam, timesonline 49 Comments [9/27/2008 1:57:20 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48240

[Irony award!]



Lets get it straight it is the vatican who pioneered fascism, before Jesuit and Vatican engineering of Mussolini style fascism, fascism didn\'t even exist. Yes I think its time to shut down your pie hole on this blog... who needs your vomit on here anyways???

jesuitinfiltrator, Youtube 11 Comments [9/27/2008 1:47:46 AM]
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Quote# 47912

Dear Lindsay...

I can not believe what you said.. Sarah Palin is a good person and she is a christian and as I am a Christian and I believe John McCain will fix things when he is president.. I have to say being gay is a sin and here is what God says about it. (You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination) Lev.18:22. It is also wrong to have sex before marriage and have a baby out of wedlock.. I would never vote for Obama because he has ties to overseas and I think he would sell us if he had to and he is sending our troops home and we will have war here and I would rather fight overseas than here. I think President Bush is doing a good thing keeping the war over there than here.. Here is what God says about Sex before marriage. (Marriage is honorable among all,and the bed undefiled; but fornicators and adulterers God will Judge). Linday I hope and pray you find God soon.. God Bless.

Jamie, myspace 31 Comments [9/27/2008 1:41:49 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47957

I live in the pathetic country that is England, Well I'll rephrase that It is a lovely country that is a mess!

people are dwelling on my past, before I was a Christian I was evil, now I have changed but everyone dwells on my past and say horrible things about Christianity that I dont even want to mention.

Why? Why is this world such a mess I wish I could just die and be with God but I can't I have to put up with this Evil society! I left my old life behind I still see people who used to be my friends but have now fallen away! They think I am a fraud or joking they don't belive me sometimes I want to sohut at them!

I love God and i am not saying anyhing against him. I just can't get my head round why people hate Jesus and his message?

IFollowJesus, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [9/27/2008 1:38:32 AM]
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Submitted By: babahahaha
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Quote# 47890

There are no unbelievers on the other side of death. The minute you die, you will know that the Lord Jesus is real and that HELL is real.

Garvan Ellison, http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbradio4/F2213235 29 Comments [9/27/2008 1:33:44 AM]
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Quote# 48405

i ordered chicken srips today and they told me to pull up and wait for them to finsh cooking and theyd bring them out. as i sat there watching the door through my mirror i thought about how it would be if obama wins. there would be fake abortion clinics that save the fetus insted of killing it and the mother things its dead. they raise them on machines and secrely adopt them out when theyre big enough. itll be illegal because the mother chose to kill it and we saved it and we'd be risking every thing but itd be worth it. i would be watching the fake abortion clnic door waiting to see the baby i saved from murder by adopting it just like i was watching the mcdonalds door.

olivery2k, i was thinking outside of mcdonalds today 73 Comments [9/27/2008 1:08:34 AM]
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Quote# 47956

Good post, Wyatt, but with a footnote: BO's inexperience, consorting with a terrorist, blessed by a blaspheming preacher, and a product of corrupt Chicago politics is all over the place and STILL there are young people like Lindsay who support him. Just goes to show you that some people are just BRAIN DEAD and shouldn't vote in the first place.

Has anyone but you and I ever noticed how many people like her, who routinely sizzle their gray matter with drugs and alcohol, go for Obama? Is there a connection? I think so, but what of the others who don't imbibe? You have to start off stupid BEFORE you use drugs and alcohol, so I guess it's a pre-condition.

Anyway, again, good posting. For the record, there are NO "gay rights." That's like saying, "Eating squirrels raw rights" or "Licking gravel out of tire treads rights." Do it or don't do it, Lindsay, but demanding RIGHTS is a code word for using LAW to force people who are sickened by what you do to ACCEPT IT UNDER LAW, negating their belief systems, morals and churches, or be held guilty of HATE CRIMES.

Thanks, Wyatt, for the chance to get that in there. Have a great day.

Ricky David Tripp, myspace 22 Comments [9/27/2008 12:58:58 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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