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Quote# 48307

This site is dedicated to upholding the dignity of the America People by insisting on the prosecution of Barack Hussein Obama for his violations of United States Code Title 36 Section 301 which states all present except those in uniform should stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. The United States Code is the codification by subject matter of the general and permanent laws of the United States. YES, this is a law. Barack Obama knowingly and flagrantly violates this law and should be held accountable. Soon we will be accepting donations to a reward fund payable to the first law enforcement officer who arrests Barack Hussein Obama for violations of this law ! So come back soon !


Not only is he breaking the law, but he is also disresecting all Americans who honor the American Flag and who have fought so hard for what it stands for. A petition is being formed to prosecute Barack Obama and disqualify him as a presidential candidate.

bustobama.com, bustobama 44 Comments [9/27/2008 12:53:41 AM]
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Quote# 48049

As a Christian, I believe that humans are like no other species. We have immortal souls, and we are created in the image of God. That is why human life is infinitely more valuable than any other life form, and should never be destroyed except at the direst need.[..]

Actually 50 million people have been killed by abortion--and that's just in the USA alone. So I would estimate that far more babies have been aborted in the 20th and early 21st centuries than all the people killed in war throughout recorded history.

Now I don't believe in Evolution; I think it has drastic scientific flaws. But let's just say, for the sake of argument, that it's true. If Evolution is true, how does capital punishment hold us back as a species? Wouldn't we want to eliminate murderers, rapists, and traitors, who are polluting our species and preventing us from advancing up the Evolutionary ladder? And if Evolution is true, war is the best thing that can happen to mankind. It eliminates the weak by default, and leaves the strongest, smartest, and most well-developed people on top, giving them the opportunity to reproduce and gradually replace "lesser" humans. Abortion, on the other hand, kills indiscriminately. It stifles the reproductive rate of our species. It kills the potentially weak as well as the potentially strong, the potentially stupid as well as the potentially ingenious. So if we really want to advance up the Evolutionary ladder, we need more wars, more executions, and no abortion.

Beren Erchamion, TWCenter 59 Comments [9/26/2008 4:00:40 PM]
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Quote# 47942

(Referring to a news story about an upside-down rainbow)

I liked the reference to it as a "Smily Face",almost like our Lord is saying.Get Ready cause I'm comming. (3 cheering smilies)

ByFaithIFly, Rapture Ready 56 Comments [9/26/2008 3:59:34 PM]
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Quote# 48350

(Explaining why Obama has a bigger turnout at McCain at his events.)

I have thought the same myself. One thing to keep in mind is his target demographic.....18-25 year olds who probably are NOT working. They are in liberal colleges or living in mom's basement. He is more of a rockstar than a politician. Then again, he also preys on welfare mentality, so if you are on welfare and not working (and yes I am speaking only to those who willfully abuse the system) you have nothing better to do than go see him.

Seemomgonuts, RaptureReady 44 Comments [9/26/2008 3:58:49 PM]
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Quote# 48170

Human language doesn't show signs of having 'evolved' and further more one of the biggest 'left wing' evolutionists on the planet, Noah Chomsky was calling it 'irreducibly complex' before Behe or anyone else probably even thought of that idea.
Chomsky also showed that the 'base working concept' of human language is the same everywhere. we are all essentially speaking the 'same language' (human language) in its fundamental underlying system.

It just appears 5,000 years ago and there it is. Done. There is an argument its declining right now but the point is that it just 'appears' just as human civilization appears.

Is there anything an Evolutionist will say about this?
Of course.
Since we don't know what happened BEFORE 5,000 years ago that means you can simply say that there must have been cavemen wandering around for 95 thousands years 'evolving' language.
Argue from what we 'dont know' and then nobody can 'disprove' what we don't know happened anyways.

So we DONT know that there might have been 95,000 years of language evolving (and you can't prove otherwise since you don't know) and then somehow it 'all came together' overnight - then pow bang zoom - the apemen just blew up into Sumeria and fully complex modern human language!

Also, on that same night they invented social programs, armies, architecture, government, religions, manufacturing, astronomy, mathematics and so on.
but they were apemen grunting for 95,000 years before then.
You can't prove otherwise so there were!

Originalbigwhite, IMDB.com's board for Expelled: no intelligence allowed 59 Comments [9/26/2008 3:56:09 PM]
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Submitted By: Kevin
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Quote# 48288

What created the universe? Big Bang. What created the Big Bang? Anti-matter/matter explosions? Well what the fuck put that there you little bitch?! Religion gives people hope, a direction, an answer. Religion gives things meaning. With your train of thought, the universe doesnt make much sense at all.

robyniscool99, YouTube 37 Comments [9/26/2008 3:08:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway
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Quote# 48190

ILLUSTRATION: They are now eating aborted fetuses in China. The doctors are actually cooking the fetuses and serving them to the mothers. Some Chinese doctors are serving them to other patients on the assumption that some primal treatment may be accomplished by eating a cooked fetus. These are the Chinese who Hillary Clinton fawns over.

ILLUSTRATION: Collagen, fetal cartilage, is now in many hand lotions. The fetus is dropped into a monster blender, and the collagen is then extracted. Check the label on your lotion bottle. If it says, "bovine collagen," then it is from cow fetuses. If it says simply, "collagen" it is from aborted human fetuses. You are rubbing murdered baby on your pretty face lady.

ILLUSTRATION: As we go to press, Mr. Kavorkian cannot be found guilty for assisting people to kill themselves. Killing the aged and hungry is now considered essential to getting world peace. AIDS has been given to Africa to reduce the population. Perpetual little wars are now with us around the clock, 365 days a year, to get "a just and durable peace."

ILLUSTRATION: Idi Amin used to order the bodies of his executed enemies brought into a private room in the presidential palace. He would go in, take a dagger, plunge it into the dead corpse, and lick off the blood. Idi Amin is enjoying prestige and honor in the Muslim world today.

ILLUSTRATION: Every Halloween, hundreds of young women and babies around the world are sacrificed to Satan and their blood drunk. If you don't believe me, ask your local policeman. Los Angeles, California averages 700 a year.

Dignified death and cannibalism are already with us. Why is it so hard to visualize this pattern simply progressing onward under the direct supervision of Antichrist?

Steve Van Nattan, Blessed Quietness 81 Comments [9/26/2008 2:47:30 PM]
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Quote# 47778

actually creationism and evolution are religions the only difference is the state pays for evolution to be taught..... one question prove to me evolution is science?

Buckeyemike, WoW offtopic 39 Comments [9/26/2008 10:57:42 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48389

Picture this Eric,

A woman is walking through the Mt's of Colorado, talking about her childhood of worship and reading the bible.

I thought it was normal to read a bible. I try to live the bible everyday, but Barack Obama said I was clinging to my bible because I was bitter.

Christians don't call call other Christians bitter for clinging to their bible, that is unless Barack Obama is not a Christian.

Just who is Barack Hussein Obama.

jack black, fivethirtyeight 29 Comments [9/26/2008 10:56:48 AM]
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Quote# 48135

Medical professionals emphasize that they do not know what causes mental illness. Accordingly, they cannot rule out that liberal indoctrination is a contributing factor.

Teaching children to accept and believe things that are demonstrably false cannot help mental health. Included in this category are the liberal teachings in school that:

* lying about the truth, causing belief in falsehoods or encouraging conduct disorders
* there are no real differences between boys and girls
* humans are just another type of animal
* all there is is what you see
* conversely, that an unproven 'unconscious' excuses evil actions
* self-inflicted death can somehow be good
* denying self-defense, mentally and physically
* denying the ability to control sexual desires; promoting lifestyles that lead to mental illness
* insisting on an illogical and unjustified "wall of separation of church and state"; classroom prayer would promote mental stability

conservapedia.com, Conservapedia 57 Comments [9/26/2008 10:56:00 AM]
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Quote# 48215

I would challenge anyone who doubts that some of this could happen (note I say some) to talk with Anthropologists who have spent time in Africa. Whether its blind faith (aka a mind trick) or "something else", there is significant evidence that witches and witch doctors actually do things to people - heal, curse, etc.

We ultra-rationalists in the West want to believe that there is nothing outside our understanding, but that is only faulty logic. We don't have a clue for how little we understand about the world. Who could have predicted the near collapse of our financial system a mere 18 months ago, but that is what we are living through today. Its not rational, nor do our markets behave rationally.

Matt, timesonline 27 Comments [9/26/2008 10:54:35 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48045

*a church apologizes to Charles Darwin personally*

I would leave that church ASAP!!!

Cricket55, Church makes ‘ludicrous’ apology to Charles Darwin - 126 years after his death 29 Comments [9/26/2008 10:53:12 AM]
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Quote# 48359

Evolutionists and Athiests imagine Evolution worked by:
1-Species changing by mutations, genetic drifts, ....whatever
2-Resulting species that fit its environment survived
3-Other who did not, distinct or did not survive for many generation

For this process to be true, millions (even billions) of variations would have existed over time
and as "Does not fit" is not always fatal, they should have survived for some time and generations as well (million or thousands of years)

Not only that, as the process is not controlled by any intelligence, a lot of (illogical) variations must existed

http://www.pixelsurgeon.com/interviews/images/interview/margotknight_snake.jpg

Where are the fossil records for such mutated "Unfit" species?

They imagine that the existence of mutation, proves that every thing came through it!
They think that distinction of animals proves evolution, but it is actually disproving it!

AFadly, Why Won't God Heal Amputees? 26 Comments [9/26/2008 10:52:49 AM]
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Quote# 48188

This is suck a sick and perverted way to get cheap news done on you. You need rehab big time for Lezboism. Besides Obama's father was a muslim, his step father was a muslim, and he was raised in a muslim school. The last thing we need is a cute off your head muslim being the Commander and Chief of this great country. Go to Afganistan or Iraq. Do the survivors of 9/11 a favor and get the hell out of our country that is a nation under God and only God. Your are so sick!!! Your just a waist of human flesh, along with your lezbo friend. Get out of our country witch.

Vicky, myspace 52 Comments [9/26/2008 8:59:08 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48222

Here's the thing: Just because some liberals in media have become complete rationalists, it doesn't disprove the spiritual realm! All believers in Christ acknowledge that the spiritual realm and spiritual entities are present day realities. To even believe in God requires the acceptance of a spiritual being. So, for the media to attack Palin is to attack the 97% of American's who believe in God.

Douglas Love, timesonline 24 Comments [9/26/2008 8:57:52 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47934

I wasn't here 2 million years ago. If evolution is so slow, why don't we see anything evolving now?

Joel Fanti, Brunswick school board 45 Comments [9/26/2008 7:22:42 AM]
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Submitted By: LazyJones
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Quote# 47883

BASHING GOD BY DISHING SARAH

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This election is now being fought openly between, as Whittaker Chambers once described the same fight in a different era, "those who reject and those who worship God." Between those who believe "if man's mind is the decisive force in the world, what need is there for God?" -- and America's own Joan of Arc, Sarah Palin.

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Jeffrey Lord Jeffrey Lord is an author and former Reagan White House political director., American Spectator 32 Comments [9/26/2008 7:19:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Sherry
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Quote# 48106

I hate all institutional education because it sets up an authority that can never be questioned. To question the authoritative voice is like blasphemy.

One example is environmentalism. Not everyone agrees with the science in gobal warming etc.. yet why does a basic science class have questions about your carbon footprint? It's more a political issue than a scientific one. Let's learn physics, biology, chemistry basics without talking about acid raid, recycling, or methane producing livestock... Science class becomes politics 101.

Or for one thing, why do even MATH books contain such loaded type questions? If I have 2 cans and I recycle one, how many end up in the landfill? That kind of teaching is really annoying.

Demòna, WoW offtopic 51 Comments [9/26/2008 6:55:44 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48058

Yes, and for those of you talking about how natural and so on that sex is,

God designed sex for marriage.

Outside of marriage, it causes broken hearts, pregnancy and disease.

Only inside marriage can a woman be adequately protected when she has children.

To expect women to live without protection and be OK is lunacy

and it makes men useless.

Or haven't you noticed that men have less self-respect and less purpose now?

Divina, Yahoo|Answers 55 Comments [9/26/2008 6:48:03 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 48066

The Big Bang is impossible according to science!

dust, space 41 Comments [9/26/2008 6:37:56 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48196

(about outspoken Atheists)

1. They are not worth the time to even take seriously.
2. They don't know or truly understand (even those who claim they were once Christian or raised by Christians) or can accept that which is not physical or that demands them to be more than just human.
3. They are blinded and fooled by the Devil and are his tools.
4. They fail to realize they are the ones who keeps us (Christians) in business.
5. Religion to them may be like politics or child raring or even sports to us. They can't accept because they can't or don't want to believe.
6. We should accept all who bash us as blessings from God. They improve our knowledge, understanding, and wisdom of God, His ways, His powers, and the backing up of everything that has been written in the Bible.
7. We have to have enemies in order to have a battle and a battle to have a victory.
8. Their jokes and attempts to shake us are laughable and only makes them look like clowns.
9. Their ignorance well be paid in full and their is nothing we can do to change that.
10. Only few are chosen, I am glad I am one of the chosen, and just as long as I do what God tells me, they can't take away the greatest rewards that are not based on this dying world.
11. And if you noticed from my long response to another post, no one tried to object. Why? Because, they have no objection to it. There is nothing that the tools of the Devil can do to overturn God's word.

Dark-N-Romantic, LoveShack.org 45 Comments [9/26/2008 6:31:31 AM]
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Submitted By: FacelessAtheist
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Quote# 48277

[If Adam and Eve stoped being naked...why are some people still naked today?]

No. It only proves that they are ignorant and unlearned where God's Word is concerned. It doesn't make them bad people; it only makes them a people in need of hearing God's Word and being taught respectfully and properly about why clothing became necessary.

bigvol662004, Yahoo! Answers 27 Comments [9/26/2008 6:28:26 AM]
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Submitted By: Jax
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Quote# 47971

Q u o t e:

You're kidding, right? Judaism, Christianity and Islam have all killed and tortured millions.





Why would an Atheist care about life anyway?

Thale, WoW offtopic 38 Comments [9/26/2008 6:22:13 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47932

Bess was not the only man in the room who has had firsthand knowledge of how Palin’s evangelical views color her world view and therefore, potentially, her policy-making decisions. Phil Munger, our host and author of the Progressive Alaska blog is also a noted local musician and has had many dealings with Sarah Palin in the past.

says that Palin also helped push the evangelical drive to take over the Mat-Su Borough school board. “She wanted to get people who believed in creationism on the board,” said Munger, a music composer and teacher. “I bumped into her once after my band played at a graduation ceremony at the Assembly of God. I said, ‘Sarah, how can you believe in creationism — your father’s a science teacher.’ And she said, ‘We don’t have to agree on everything.’

“I pushed her on the earth’s creation, whether it was really less than 7,000 years old and whether dinosaurs and humans walked the earth at the same time. And she said yes, she’d seen images somewhere of dinosaur fossils with human footprints in them.”

Munger also asked Palin if she truly believed in the End of Days, the doomsday scenario when the Messiah will return. “She looked in my eyes and said, ‘Yes, I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime.’”

Sarah Palin, Wordpress 30 Comments [9/26/2008 6:22:03 AM]
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Submitted By: Mike
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Quote# 48147

Why are strong stereotypes about Satanism that are completely untrue so abundant?

Answer : You're a SATANIST? I should report this question, there are freakin children on this website... they don't need to be exposed to this evil

Taake, Yahoo Answers 28 Comments [9/26/2008 6:05:26 AM]
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