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Quote# 48076

The trouble with people and politicians like Obama who only believe in Jesus, the carpenter and community organizer, and compare themselves to Him, is that they forget that they have been condemned to death by God and that God is going to destroy them.

joe_christian, Liberty News Forum 25 Comments [9/26/2008 5:40:25 AM]
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Quote# 47885

[In reference to Unitarianism]

Nothing new under the sun. Old lies repackaged, and repackaged.

BlessedInHim, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [9/26/2008 5:37:21 AM]
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Submitted By: TheOutsider
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Quote# 48097

Atheist are trying to create a black hole.... well seeing if these stargate nerds actually THINK they can do this, simply through their pride they will create something from a horror movie and all die doing it, and anyone in the immediate area including innocent kittens who dont believe in evolution anyways.

This black hole machine... how atheistically typical...

Atheist always try to look, and sound intelligent, but the whole world will see when they lacklusterly get up in the morning, hop into their toyota yaris, go to walmart, get their oil changed, get a bite to eat and drive on over to the black hole machine.

They finally turn the machine on and say: " Hey Bob, weve done it, WE have single handedly disproven God"..... ahahahahahahaha huuuuuulllllkkkk cruuuunnnch...... as he is sucked into the black hole, then the lab mice try to get away but are sucked in also... along with anyone in the immediate area (including there beloved toyota yaris')..... and hilariously open the gates of hell....

Therefore single handedly proving that these atheist had no common sense whatsoever.... but hay, this is just a possibility.

How many times will an atheist continue to say that he absolutely positively KNOWs that the universe is billions of years old, and that God obviously doesnt exist, because people who believe in God are just a little below the cambrian layers if you know what i mean.

scott, Evolution Fairytale Forum 37 Comments [9/26/2008 5:23:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 47929

i wrote a big long speech and it came down to this statement...screw it and screw you. obama is going to bring the antichrist (do not think i am calling him the antichrist...read carefully people) if he becomes president and this whole country will be in ruins. he is absolutely the WORST possible candidate.

Currently happy, myspace 24 Comments [9/26/2008 5:20:03 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47985

What women fail to realize is that except on rape or incest instances, they must be accountable for their actions. Yes their body belongs to them, but the life inside the baby they are carrying does not! it belongs to God and the baby, no one else!! So if you don't want to get pregnant cross your legs ladies, or get your worthless guts taken out!!

Maria :), WoW offtopic 55 Comments [9/26/2008 3:33:22 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48143

[Wiccan Accidentally Stabs Herself in Foot With Sword During Good Luck Ritual]

lol it serves her right for worshipping satan

lambofchrist, Rature Ready 46 Comments [9/26/2008 3:27:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Will Creech
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Quote# 47839

It’s been right under our noses all this time. We have finally found the missing link. The tadpole evolves into the frog in a matter of weeks.

Of course, a true evolutionist believes that the tadpole isn’t a true fish.

Ray Comfort, Atheist Central 49 Comments [9/26/2008 3:23:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Mr Smith
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Quote# 47870

[From an article about Stephen Baldwin's speech at the Values Voter Summit.]

He denounced the entertainment industry for projecting evil messages that are “terrorizing our culture.”

As an example, he pointed to the sexually provocative TV show “Gossip Girl,” which reviews have described as “mind-blowingly inappropriate,” “very bad for you,” and “every parent’s nightmare.”

However, it was one of the show’s marketing posters that pushed him over the edge. The photo had a young male and female character having sex with the bold letters “OMFG” underneath.

“I’m from Hollywood,” Baldwin said. “I’ve been blessed in my career, but I’m telling you, who I am today when Hollywood uses the ‘F’ word in front of my God I’m not going to put up with that anymore,” he declared angrily.

He invited those at the Summit to join him in the fight against the “dark entertainment world.”

“I need some help, people,” Baldwin said.

He ended by declaring with a fighting spirit, “I look forward to the future to continuing to kick some butts for the Kingdom of the Lord.”

Stephen Baldwin, Christian Post article, "Stephen Baldwin Dons 'Boxing Gloves' for Christ" 38 Comments [9/26/2008 3:15:32 AM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 47905

Q u o t e:

OK I guess I can deal with that. I understand politics I just never want a theocracy.



Then I can't see why you'd want Obama, because he believes Islam, a theocracy is compatible in our legal system. And that's going to start a civil war if he ever tries it.

Briele, WoW offtopic 22 Comments [9/26/2008 2:52:57 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48193

More on modern "science"

Some psychology "problems" are perfectly normal. If you're serious about religion, you're a maniac; If God gives you a vision, you're a schizo.

Some psychology "problems" are in fact demonic possessions. For example: H*m*s*xuality.

thaiduykhang, Evolution Fairytale Forum 34 Comments [9/26/2008 2:29:18 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 48236

Prove to me that God isn't really the devil?

Christians---how can you prove that the God you're worshiping and praying to isn't really the devil fooling you?


Answer : Any idiot who is foolish enough to bite at this bait probably is worshiping the devil in disguise.
Trust me, God will "prove" Himself to you soon enough, my skeptical friend!!

Angeltress, Yahoo Answers 25 Comments [9/26/2008 2:03:36 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 48249

to Jane in London, If evolution is fact then why is it called THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION? I'm sorry but you are wrong. Evolution preaches a long slow change in creatures over vast periods of time. It turns out that this has not occured, check out the Cambrian period. When scientists discovered this it then became a slightly modified THEORY? I used to live in UK, I am so, so, so glad I no longer live in that sad, pathetic little country. USA rocks, despite all of its downfall (name one country that does not). Enjoy your socialism Suckas.

VTMAN, timesonline 40 Comments [9/26/2008 1:44:42 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48050

to those slagging off creationism as if it wasn't scientific, the theory of evolution is not science but a religion devised with one purpose- to do away with the God of the bible, because if the genesis account is inaccurate you may as well forget about the whole text.

just as well then that the genesis account can easily be proved to be scientific, if you look at the evidence ie fossil record with a different set of glasses

Andy (and many others), Melanie Phillip's Column on "The Creation of Hsyteria" 35 Comments [9/26/2008 1:44:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Nick
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Quote# 48057

Atheists, how do you respond to this Christian argument?


"It doesn't matter if you claim there is no empirical evidence for God because empirical evidence cannot be used to prove most things. Empirical evidence cannot even prove you were born. Who's to say your birth certificate is a fake and you weren't spontaneously brought into existence? You can't prove that didn't happen. You have FAITH it didn't. Empirical evidence should not be used when it comes to deciding whether or not there is a God because the standards are too high."

How do you respond to this person?

Answer : You can't respond to it. They got you... One of the greatest failures of Atheism is the argument that the book of Genesis was false and proven false by evolution. Evolution itself is based on empirical evidence. So to discount the Christian's argument would be to discount your own.

TexiCali, Yahoo Answers 50 Comments [9/26/2008 1:41:45 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 47960

All this hysteria is about is the leftist SP Anti Christians pushing their doomsday "OMG they gonna force teh Godzz down my throat" crap.

Dont worry lefties...your control over the youths teaching in this country is firm for now....you have pretty much removed all mention of God from the halls of learning and replaced it with the "We were sh!t on a log and the sun hatched us" THEORY...

Strange though...you all have had power in this area for what 40-50 years?....and yet polls show that over 80% of Americans proclaim to believe in God....http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/godpoll.asp

Just proves my point that the left doesnt know what to do with power when they get it...

Hitoko search, WoW offtopic 28 Comments [9/26/2008 1:22:04 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47992

There is something going on in a lot of the countries mentioned. The birth rate of the native populations are dropping and people in belgium,holland and spain are dying faster than being born. Mohammed is one of the most common names for newborns in Holland. Is it just coincidence that the whole gay rights movement is strong in these places. Associated issues like abortion,euthanasia and birth control always follow gay rights. A culture of death

Bibbo, Huffington Post 30 Comments [9/26/2008 12:37:00 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48180

Evolutionists believe in natural selection and improving a species by death of inferior specimens. Now tell me, doesn't that remind you a lot of a certain man/political party/european country in history?

Unlike ? Evolutionists ?, God loves ALL his Creations even if they are black or Jewish.

Taake, Yahoo! Answers 36 Comments [9/26/2008 12:29:45 AM]
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Quote# 48319

[Discussing Flood myths in various cultures]

Sure, the Sumarian account was WRITTEN down before the Bible account was WRITTEN down, but that doesn't mean the Sumarian account was first, only that the Sumarians WROTE first. The account of the flood was passed down orally before either the Sumarians or Moses actually wrote it down.

Bookworm, Defending The Truth 25 Comments [9/25/2008 11:35:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Tirya
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Quote# 48285

Liberal educators have been teaching their students to worship Satan for a number of years now.

jinenglish68, Yahoo Answers 40 Comments [9/25/2008 11:00:21 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 48179

Obama wants to begin the state influence on children from the womb. He has birth to kindergarten plans, kindergarten to twelfth grade plans and college plans.

I am not sure what he has planed for the infants of our country, however, I do know that he has a sex-ed plan lined up for the five year olds in kindergarten. From there, he would mandate that all children attend public, state-run schools for their education. He also wants to mandate that children attend state-run summer camps. One can only imagine what would take place in a summer camp created by a pro-muslim, sodomite supporting, big-government liberal.

Randy Ross, imasaved1.blogspot.com 43 Comments [9/25/2008 10:59:29 PM]
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Quote# 47945

By the way, you said that evoulutionary biology has produced a lot. Please tell me what they have produced other than more "proof" for evoulution.

Lumbalth, Yahoo! Answers 29 Comments [9/25/2008 10:56:55 PM]
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Submitted By: VektramD
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Quote# 47909

You think Obama is for gay rights? Remember although he is Christian on paper...he has a muslim background which abhors homosexuality....so if you base your voting mainly on your sexual orientation than I am sorry you are at a severe loss. Did you even watch the interview with Gibson...she isn't against gays, nor does she promote the conversion of gays, go to fact check online and get your facts straight.

Cindy, myspace 25 Comments [9/25/2008 4:33:06 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48032

I find it highly amusing how you pagans and atheists continually appeal to the LAW OF MOSES for your defense in attacking the word of God. Christians are under a NEW COVENANT, not old testament stoning laws. Christ fulfilled ALL the demands of the levitical and judicial laws on the cross by his sacrifice, we no longer need to observe such laws, but trust me if you don\'t repent, your final reward will be a LOT worse than stoning.

jesuitinfiltrator, Youtube 48 Comments [9/25/2008 2:48:07 PM]
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Quote# 47747

Why are evolutionist so stubborn even if evolution is possible it is VERY unlikely they say that anybody who worships a god or gods are uneducated but have they learned about PROBABILITY when it comes down to it a god is simply more likely.I think they DO NOT want to believe in a god or think that there is no god just because bad things happen.Even if all the gods people hear of do not exist there could be a god that nobody has even heard of.IF the anti-god people want us to believe that there is no god they should come up with a different THEORY than evolution.THERE IS TONS OF PROOF AGAINST EVOLUTION BUT NO PROOF AGAINST A GOD.

AND I think that the earth was created about 40,000(estimated by a christian SCIENTIST YES SCIENTIST) but evolution does not seem impossible but very possible if there are animals to start with like dogs,cats,and people.Who knows in THOUSANDS OF YEARS WE MAY EVOLVE INTO MONKEYS (PLANET OF THE APES LOL)MY POINT IS WE WERE CREATED BY SOMETHING THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO NOT MILLIONS AND EVEN IF EVOLUTION IS REAL TRY TO PROVE THAT IT is MORE LIKELY than a god if evolution has a 90% chance of being real I CHOSE GOD. Sorry for the caps I got carried away.

danieltotalwar, Yahoo! Answers 44 Comments [9/25/2008 9:16:58 AM]
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Submitted By: onein6billion
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Quote# 47851

How can you possibly vote for someone who has renounced his faith not only in one but two religions? known fact obama WAS a muslim renounced that became catholic renounced that to become christian. . .
yea sounds like the kind of person i want running my country

barack hussein obama. .
osama bin laden . .
sadam hussein . .
obama bin hussein. .
some one please tell me that im not the only one that see's that
lindsay lohan for fucks sake think before you say something that makes you look even more like a worthless cunt

vote for the RIGHT kind of change McCain and Palin

Naythen, myspace 54 Comments [9/25/2008 9:16:04 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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