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Quote# 47920

[On thinking obama is a secret muslim]


Islam is certainly NOT compatible with our government and it's never taking over. If you want to be Muslim and live by our laws, you do that. Don't you even think about bringing Sharia crap here or you can GTFO! I'm not stupid. I know the difference. I know it's because of the Quran that terrorism exists and it's because Allah told them to do it. Don't play stupid with me. I've done my homework. This is THE most violent culture today, period!

Briele, WoW offtopic 29 Comments [9/24/2008 8:22:32 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47840

Mickey Mouse is a corrupting influence and must die, a Muslim cleric has declared.

...Sheikh Muhammad Munajid claimed the mouse is "one of Satan's soldiers" and makes everything it touches impure.

...The cleric, a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy in Washington DC, said that under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed.

Sheikh Muhammad Munajid, Several news sources including the Telegraph 46 Comments [9/24/2008 8:17:00 PM]
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Quote# 47872

[On controversies over Green Bay, Wisconsin's policy regarding holiday decorations on city property.]

"I would like a Freedom From Atheists and secularism Foundation. There was never any intent by the Founding Fathers to separate all religious thought or expression from the government, yet that us what these quacks try to enforce on Christians. "Freedom From Religion Foundation" As if people are being forced into religion. Everyone gets to express their rights, as long as they aren't Christians. If you are a Christian you should not even utter anything pertaining to Christ in public. People need to stand up to these anti-christs who insist on having their way or "we're going to sue...", Waaah waaaah waaah. If people don't stand, as the Founding Fathers did, we will soon find ourselves with no freedom of religion. We will be prosecuted as in China and many other parts of the World. Stand Up America!!!"

Anonymous commenter, One News Now, "Green Bay mayor working on Christmas display policy" 24 Comments [9/24/2008 8:07:22 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 47948

Oh, God can terrorize that is for sure. But God is also loving and caring. So He has many facets to His personality.
You don't want to be on His wrong side, that's for sure. It's better to bow and submit to Him now than burn later in hell. Pay your respects to Him now or you'll be sorry later. Find out what He wants now, or you will regret it later.

libertywarrior, Yahoo! Answers 36 Comments [9/24/2008 8:05:18 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 48068

I was at the Chicago Lego store today and noticed that they depict dinosaurs with humans on one of their sets ...



Many of you are aware of Carl Baugh's recent find, supposedly of human and dionsaur footprints in the same strata. And many of you are probably aware of the many legends that exist causing us to believe that dinosaurs and humans probably co-existed, including the Biblical Book of Job Chapters 40 & 41.

Anyway, I think it's obvious that they DID co-exist ... and from this box, it appears that either there is a 'renegade creationist' on the loose in the Lego art department (send out the attack dogs, Prof Dawkins), or Lego management has been to Ken Ham's Creation Museum.

Either way ... Way to go Lego! Let's get started early teaching kids the right things about science!

Dave Hawkins, IIDB 66 Comments [9/24/2008 8:01:55 PM]
Fundie Index: 11
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Quote# 48177

I strongly disagree with this ruling. Transsexuals aren't considered human by biblical standards and therefore shouldn't have any constitutional rights.

Freedom Fighter, uselectionatlas.org 54 Comments [9/24/2008 7:59:57 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Truth Be Told
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Quote# 48077

It is good a good scientific explanation to say that God did it. God is the one who observe Himself doing it. God made all of the birds on the fifth day of creation. You never heard of observeable evidence?

drf333, BBC Religion & Ethics 29 Comments [9/24/2008 7:58:21 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Gareth1984
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Quote# 48134

Did anyone ever think of this? Why do you think it takes so long to dig up fossils? They seriously spend years chipping away rock to get one piece of bone. Maybe it's because they're ACTUALLY CARVING THE FOSSILS OUT OF STONE. Fossils are just carved stone. They were not already there. The scientists created them out of nothing.

If you just leave bones lying on the ground, which is how they are left when something dies, they do not fossilize. After years they get broken and smashed, water washes away all the calcium, and nothing is left. Fossils are just another myth to promote evolution and deny the reality of God's work.

lolharpoons, Christian Forums 47 Comments [9/24/2008 7:29:32 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Jarhead
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Quote# 47734

know i did not come from a monkey! no way! and if we did how come there arent anymore humans producing baby monkeys that will become humans in the near future?

JesusFreak, Myspace graphics comments 40 Comments [9/24/2008 7:28:45 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Thejebusfire
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Quote# 47530

The Koran, for example, can not answer the problem of evil. It is logically self-contradicting, thus false.

Calvin's existence, like your own, is not verified by empirical evidence.

John Calvin is alive, and that is logical proof that atheism is false.

RedBeetle, Youtube 32 Comments [9/24/2008 7:27:01 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 47921

1. The ark was not shaped like a ship, but was shaped as a rectangle, like a three-story barge. It was never built to sail, only to float.

2. Size of the ark: The length was 450 ft., the width was 75 ft., and heighth was 45 ft. (Genesis 6:15). The cubit was approximately 18 in., which was the measurement taken forearm the elbow to the end of the middle finger.

3. Capacity. There was 33,750 sq. ft. on each of the 3 floors, making a total floor space of 101,250 sq. ft. This is equivalent to 1,518,750 cubic ft.

4. Capacity equivalence. The area of the ark is equal to approximately 522 standard stock cars or 8 freight trains of 65 cars each.

Note: one stock car can hold about 25 cattle. A double deck car can haul about 250 pigs or sheep. With this carrying capacity there would be no problem transporting the original species. Two trains hauling 73 cars each could carry about 35,000 animals, to give some idea of the ark's carrying capacity.

5. Worms, insects, and similar small creatures, averaging 2 in. on the side, would only require 21 more cars for over 1,000,000 individuals.

Of the clean beasts they were to take by sevens, male and female, to be used for an offering (8:20) and for food (9:2,3). The unclean, male and female by two, this was just to replenish the earth.

Today we have over 500 varieties of the sweet pea, developed from a single type since the year 1700. Also, there are 200 distinct varieties of dogs that have developed from a very few wild dogs. Only the male and female of the original species was taken, not all of the varieties.

Note: The flood took place approximately 1656 years from the Creation. Approximately 2400 years after the flood, Christ was born. We are living approximately 2,000 years since Christ was here, thus totaling approximately 4,400 years since the flood. It is not difficult to realize that, over a period of 4,400 years, why we have all the varieties of animals, insects and plants that have developed from the original species.

Vin, Yahoo answes - Religion and spirituality section 41 Comments [9/24/2008 7:26:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Eric
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Quote# 48175

(About Sarah Palin)

It seems to me that God is raising a servant to combat this Jezebel spirit in America. These liberal women can't stand her. I think she is GREAT!

JoyGirl, RaptureReady 35 Comments [9/24/2008 7:26:47 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 48169

[hotel puts Bhagavad Gita in nightstands with bible]


this is America, based on Christian principles, no false gods allowed

goingsoon?, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [9/24/2008 7:26:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: atrasicarius
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Quote# 47882

I keep reading that the earth is billions of years old, but they dont seem to have any evidence. Last time i checked they used circular reasoning (the layers of the earth are dated according to certain findings in them, and the findings are dated according to which layer they are found in) or dating methods with false assumptions (initial state assumptions).

Some1 once took a branch that was struck by lightening and they where told him it was millions of yrs old. Other historical items with dates engraved in them show dates completely different to the dating results (which say items a few hundred yrs old are millions of years old). Must re believe historical data or the dating results?

So can some1 please state why you have faith that the earth is billions of years old? Or have you just heard it enough times that now it seems fact (ie brain washing).

FlyingPika, Broadband and ASDL Forums 18 Comments [9/24/2008 7:25:00 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Quadronian
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Quote# 47689

"Originally Posted by mercyandgrace
Electoral College Tie Could Put Pelosi in White House"

that would be the sign of the rapture

Buzzardhut, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [9/24/2008 3:39:27 PM]
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Quote# 47994

He's quite wrong. The gays who vote Republican, at least the ones I know, are quite conservative and do not support gay marriage. The ones who want gay marriage are the ones who want to destroy every aspect of heterosexual culture that they can get their hands on. It's all about their hatred for us and their desire to get revenge for not being normal.

Dalicious, Huffington Post 38 Comments [9/24/2008 3:30:31 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48160

Evolution, as the de facto pagan religion of academia, must remain inviolable and uncritized. This cult has the minds of those under a secular delusion.

E.V.O.L.U.T.I.O.N. = "Evolution Violates Obvious Laws, Undermining Thermodynamic Intentions Of Nature"

I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.T. D.E.S.I.G.N. = "I'm Now Typing Each Letter Like Intelligent Guidance Encoded Nature Teleologically. DNA's Encoding Shows Intelligence (God) Needed!"

D.A.R.W.I.N.= "Dawkins' Atheism's Refuted With I.D. Now!"

Acronym77, Youtube 76 Comments [9/24/2008 10:24:52 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 47855

Two girls hookin up is probably ok. But two men has definately got to be a sin.

Yacht Master, myspace 80 Comments [9/24/2008 10:17:27 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47888

People should avoid these extreme sports (parachuting, bungee jumping etc). If God had intended us to fly he would have given us wings.

Garvan Ellison, http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbradio4/F2213235 66 Comments [9/24/2008 10:16:46 AM]
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Quote# 48258

Well now the liberals have somebody new to hate! So much for that "hope for change". It's the same old patterns of partisan hatred. At least the Christians know how to love their neighbor and forgive their enemy. I hope more people learn to pray and use the power of God to overcome liberal hatred. So ya'll keep hating Sarah Palin because your going to have to for the next eight years!!! Give us "Barabbas, Giove us Barrack, Crucify her!", the ignorant liberal haters cry.

Emery, timesonline 43 Comments [9/24/2008 9:32:51 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47809

MORE ATHEIST LIES EXPOSED
Some atheists are gentle and do not try to impose their atheism on anybody else. But there are millions of militant atheists who detest Christianity and want to de-Christianize the world. Militant atheists lie about everything (must be in their DNA so they cannot help themselves, ha ha). In this section, we will expose the atheists' biggest lies one at a time.

Atheist Lie: America's Founding Fathers Did Not Pray

Anonymous, The Darwin Conspiracy 37 Comments [9/24/2008 4:36:02 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 47836

By the way, that monkey god that Obama carries in his pocket, Hanuman, is an incarnation of Shiva, the Destroyer. The son of Shiva, I believe. Obama is said to have a devotion to it.

TomSki, Rapture Ready 69 Comments [9/24/2008 4:32:12 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: kelpfoot
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Quote# 48009

Islam is not a religion, for it worships nothing but itself.
Judaism is not a religion either, for the very same reason.
Psychopathic faiths were NOT protected by the First Amendment- ONLY CHRISTIANITY was.

The Supreme Court (in saner days) put it clearly, "This is a Christian nation."

Those who are not trinitarian, orthodox Christians are here SOLELY BY SUFFRANCE, and NOTHING ELSE.

Come the RESTORATION, they will be sent away, 'by any means necessary, and a Christian theocracy WILL be established, for the peace and welfare of the Churches of God.'

Anonymous, pedestrianinfidel.blogspot.com 57 Comments [9/24/2008 4:20:34 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: FacelessAtheist
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Quote# 47944

As a child, I worried that morning might not come, that I would not grow up, have enough food and that life was unstable.
CLIMATE: Warming not part of God's plan
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I was tremendously relieved and assured when I read, "As long as the Earth endures, seedtime and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night will never cease" in Genesis 8:22. In other words, our planet is steady and controlled and well provided. God, the Creator, is rarely referenced in global warming or global cooling theories; in contrast, God and heaven and Earth and provision are discussed heavily in the Bible.

Mary Smith, Coeur d'Alene Press 29 Comments [9/24/2008 4:11:18 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 47772

The shameful, revolting, and dangerous to the public safety practice of homosexual acts must be contained. Do we want another aids epidemic?

God can cure this disease. Most gays I know don't want to be gay. The gay lifestyle is just too crushing on the lives of otherwise good people. Give God a chance to heal the lives of the Satan-inflamed homosexuals of the world.

against the liberal cabal, Topix 60 Comments [9/24/2008 3:48:47 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
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