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Quote# 56767

(in response to a post about the benefits of science: 'Science has given us the computer you're typing on, the internet, life-saving drugs, all modern conveniences etc.')


God has given us these computers, scientists have give you evolution. ^_^

well, at least in my humble opinion.

Lion of Judah, Yahoo Answers 64 Comments [1/23/2009 5:05:25 AM]
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Quote# 56837

[Re: Calming feeling when looking into Obama's eyes on tv]

You know, i do too. i can't watch him speak on tv for more than 5 minutes or else what he's saying starts to make sense to me. It's very scary indeed.

Lisababy, Rapture Ready 56 Comments [1/23/2009 4:43:03 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Lamarck
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Quote# 57416

(RE: Help with a bisexual friend... )
I hope I can help be of help. I was a lesbian for many years even though I had 'relations' with males once in a awhile.
I have a testimony on raptuready that i posted several years ago. Maybe if you show her, it might convict her. God didn't convict me of my lesbianism first, it was pride, then fornication that convicted me. Homosexuals have a lot of pride and commit fornication, and that is how God dealt with my sinful lifestyle. Once I realized I was committing those sins, asking for forgiveness for homosexuality was the last step.

I still have struggles with wanting to be with a woman from time to time and my thought process,and another sexual sin, but God is good and faithful and he sees me through the rough times.

><>KarateMom<><, Rapture Ready 60 Comments [1/23/2009 4:08:25 AM]
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Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 56666

This is sick. How can he be a man of God if he contradicts what God teaches. It clearly speaks out in the bible against homosexualality. IT says MAN & WIFE. Look back to our founding fathers. They based this country upon Christianity and now look what it has become of. A bunch of people who want nothing to do with God. Stop saying that being gay is fine because it is not. It is a sin that is clearly spoken against in the bible.

Dissapointed, CNN 35 Comments [1/23/2009 2:28:20 AM]
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Quote# 56808

For thousands of years every country of this world was built because of their beliefs of god. Never you will heard that a country was built by an atheist. Atheist people are just a bunch of philosophical idiots that are on denial to themselves; and they are not human beings.

esoroeg888, Yahoo news 54 Comments [1/23/2009 12:59:33 AM]
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Quote# 56886

Human Hermaphrodites

Often in humans afflicted by hermaphroditism, one or both sets of organs are non-functional, and the condition is considered to be a birth defect, which can be caused by abuses of alcohol or drugs during pregnancy. The abnormality in humans occurs at exceedingly rare interval; the individuals in question are generally not able to reproduce through sexual intercourse.

Christianity teaches that all can be saved through Christ. In most cases, hermaphrodites are more male or more female. Doctors can then perform operations shortly after birth to correct the child to the dominant gender and most hermaphrodites will then lead perfectly normal lives in Christ.

There is no Darwinian reason for human hermaphrodites to exist, since hermaphrodism does not provide any reproductive or survival benefits. Human hermaphrodites therefore provide yet another challenge to Darwin's theories, often explained away by evolutionists as an "unfavorable" mutation, yet they are unable to explain its repeated occurrence over the ages.

Sigmund Freud held that all people were hermaphrodites while in the womb, and that this stage affected human psychology permanently. This view is contradicted by modern medical understanding of the process, however, where ultrasounds clearly indicate just one sex of the fetus.

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 60 Comments [1/23/2009 12:37:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Space Helicopter
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Quote# 56746

ok atheists, how many people will you murder today? It will be hard to match up to your messaih Stalin!

pillarofskulls, YouTube 55 Comments [1/23/2009 12:36:56 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 56653

Well the religion of the Bible cannot be man-made because the Bible unlike all the other religions predicts the future in detail. Only the Bible has proven prophecies, where as all the other religions outside of the Bible do not. And as I have stated so many times, the Bible proves itself through the prophecies, becasue only the real God knows the future.

Campbell34, city-data.com 51 Comments [1/22/2009 10:23:47 PM]
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Quote# 57007

[Re: Gay Bishop Will Open Inaugural Weekend]

See how compassionate, tolerant and loving Obama is of all America? [Puking smiley]

We now have the homosexual, the liberal woman and the "conservative" pastor (Warren) lined up to begin this new presidents time in office. How inclusive!

John81, Online Baptist 32 Comments [1/22/2009 9:20:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Moordryd
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Quote# 56792

(In a topic on ouija boards.)

Demon possession is often the result of using one of these. I remember talking to a buddy of mine in the military and how him and his sister used one. When he left the room his sister screamed and said she had 7 voices inside of her saying they were in charge. What is really happening when people think it is moving by itself is the spirit(s) are possessing just your hand ( maybe your whole body ) and they are moving your hand but you think it is moving by itself. These are the most dangerous toy ever and any parent who gives one to thier child is 'BRAINDEAD".
THEY ARE NOT HARMLESS
THEY WILL BRING DEMONS INTO YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES LIVES
YOU CAN BECOME POSSESSED BY EVIL SPIRITS ( UNLESS YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN )
YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS, SOME MAY BE MENTAL
LEAVE "OUIJA ( SATAN ) BOARDS ALONE!!!!!!!!

waiting1, Rapture Ready 47 Comments [1/22/2009 9:09:19 PM]
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Submitted By: nintendofreakgcn
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Quote# 56649

God very well could be in a different realm where there is no beginning and end. So, we don't have to explain Almighty God. He has already proven Himself to me, and many others, so that settles our case.

(Romans 3:4) "For what if some did not believe? shall their unbelief make the faith of God without effect? God forbid: yea, let God be true, but every man a liar..."

As for the natural man, he's got a serious conundrum on his hands. He must prove the origins of the beginning; otherwise, that line of thinking is nothing more than a suicide mission.

scgraham, city-data.com 29 Comments [1/22/2009 9:02:29 PM]
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Quote# 56448

MMF, peligion is what gives us empathy.without religion people would kill with no mercy and the world would be in more chaos than it already is.

spidermonkeyR, GameFAQs 37 Comments [1/22/2009 9:00:18 PM]
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Submitted By: Bill O'Rly
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Quote# 56387

[Why fundies hate stem-cell research...]



We’re talking about destroying the youngest of human lives for research purposes. I want to show a quick picture of that so people get the idea, and I know people do, but it's just, it’s important to remember we all started out looking like this. Even the presiding officer, as handsome as he is, he looked like this at one point in time, just a little clump of cells, that was him.

Sam Brownback, Think Progress 55 Comments [1/22/2009 8:56:06 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 56893

Why is it so hard for atheists to understand that this country was founded on Christian principles, by Christians? Why do they think that their left-wing propaganda would be tolerated on an American pro-God website? I just don’t get it.

I do understand, though, why management decides to let some stay here despite the vileness of their posts. It’s good, as Rush said of Communists in colleges, to keep a few around just so people know what they look like. Like a pet. Not too many, mind you. But a few.

Overall though they need to be rooted out like a bad infestation of fleas. Just need a little bug-zapper.

ToGodBeTheGlory, Free Republic 55 Comments [1/22/2009 5:29:10 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 56535

Teaching them about hell will not do trauma to a child; it is good if they are afraid. We should ALL be afraid! God is not like us (sorry Oprah), he is far above us and beyond us in every capacity, yes he is the embodiment of love, but not at the sake of justice and sovereignty. Jesus told us to not fear man, but instead fear God who can kill the soul; Proverbs tell us the fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom. It is not wrong to fear God, but that fear should bring us to our knees, shattering our pride and sense of goodness and realize the desperate state we are in called sin. Going to God on His terms, which is repentance and remission of sins through Jesus Christ, and following Him.

Forte No. 12, RaptureReady 62 Comments [1/22/2009 4:42:28 PM]
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Quote# 56608

Sense of Evil During Sleep

Last night TWICE while I was sleeping I had a sense of evil or major unrest. I found myself at that point beginning to pray and asking Jesus to take it away (plus pleading the blood of Jesus over my family and safety for all). At one point I got up to go to the bathroom and was more alert to be able to tell "idiot boy" (as my husband calls him) that I know the end of the story and he goes up in flames! Whoo, I was really brave!! Anyway, I just wanted to see if anyone else is experiencing these types of situations at night or even during the day. I know we are more susceptible to attack while we are asleep since the enemy knows that if he can't attack us during the day (when we are more alert) then night time is a prime time to do so.

noble1, Fulfilled Prophecy 56 Comments [1/22/2009 4:41:58 PM]
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Quote# 56870

(UN headquarters in Gaza hit by Israeli 'white phosphorus' shells):

"Originally Posted by Tall Timbers
The UN was supplying food, fuel, and shelter to the enemy. I think that makes it a legitimate wartime target."


<img src="http://rr-bb.com/images/smilies/agree.gif">
I wish someone would bomb the UN H.Q. over here.

EndIsNear, RaptureReady 57 Comments [1/22/2009 4:41:20 PM]
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Quote# 56705

("What is your opinion of hell houses??")

Hell houses is more justice to children during Halloween THAN candy and other haunted houses mocking god on that evil holiday.

Robert Mejia, Yahoo! Answers 38 Comments [1/22/2009 4:19:08 PM]
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Quote# 56961

These terrorists should be made to lick raw pork chops while having their scrotums slowly cut off with a rusty hacksaw - all the while listening to gospel music.

Seriously

SouthernSon, Rapture Ready 66 Comments [1/22/2009 4:17:06 PM]
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Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 56740

[Obama is actually "from" Hawaii. He moved to Chicago after law school. Anybody know the zip code for Maui?]
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 204901



Actually there's a connection there. In revelations it says the mother of the beast will sit on the land of seven hills. Hawaii is an island built on seven hills and seven rivers.

Also there are signs, maybe not proof but pretty close.

The zip code, the fact that his name adds up to 666 no matter what kind of numerical deduction you use, that he rose up out of nowhere and made a following. (Leaders who cannot lead will follow the beast)

There is alot to look for and it's interesting if not scary to think about.

Also I believe that if he is the anti-christ the headwound will occur due to an assasanation attempt.

Pulpschmieg, Godlike Productions 67 Comments [1/22/2009 3:37:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Moondog
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Quote# 57188

[Thisi is in regards to Obama planning to do away with waterboarding by the CIA; various quotes from RR]

"Obamanation does not want to interrogate his comrades.
I am against water boarding too! Remove their toe nails with pliers works better"

"You know what no terrorist can resist? Home baked cookies, warm and fresh from the oven. Makes them talk, every time. Surely Obama is aware of this, because he is a smart President"

"I still like the idea of bacon loaded bullets, oops my bad"

"Awwwww, isn;t that wonderful....so much compassion........
If we get raided again, you can blame yourselves.
So don't make any ridiculous excuses, cause you know very well it's the pacifists that lay down and welcome Mr. Evil to come riding in - complete with turban, sword, and bomb.....or....uh...AIRPLANE."

[The whole thread is just a smorgasboard of Christian love]

various posters, Rapture Ready 56 Comments [1/22/2009 3:25:50 PM]
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Submitted By: a mind far far away
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Quote# 57254

Today, the average woman laughs at the Biblical teaching that a woman ought to dress "in modest apparel" (1st Timothy 2:9), sending a proper message of virtue and chastity by her ladylike clothing. In sharp contrast, the average woman today sees nothing even remotely wrong with wearing tight pants or a miniskirt to deliberately arouse men. It's a game to a lot of women, and they think it's sexually healthy for men. The truth is that women who wear inappropriate attire are causing men to commit adultery in their hearts (Matthew 5:28). Jesus said in Matthew 15:19... "For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies." It all begins in the heart. Child molesting begins in the heart. Rape and adultery begin in the heart. Is it any wonder why Jeremiah 17:9 states: "The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?" When a woman wears seductive clothing, teasing a man, you don't know what is going on in his heart. You may become the victim of a rape, or cause a little child to be raped, or worse.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 87 Comments [1/22/2009 3:24:54 PM]
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Quote# 56559

If a same-sex couple is allowed to legally marry, then what would keep people from marrying a dog or a cow?
If same-sex marriage is viewed as wholesome and pure, then how can anyone (including you) judge a child molester to be worse?
You people have no real knowledge of the danger that liberalism is inflicting on this great nation.
I am no child molester, myself. What about you? People who so quickly judge others, usually are judging by what they are themselves, or fantasize of.

london citizen, topix 60 Comments [1/22/2009 3:15:16 PM]
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Submitted By: anonymus/random user
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Quote# 56657

Do you think the large hadron collider is like hell opening up. what if it opens up something and destroys the beautiful world built by god. if you ask me those scientists are nuts and should be jailed

Additional Details

what if it lets in evil

ok i can make the world better maybe i can cure the lice epidemic maybe i will walk around and shave everyones head to make the world better

Jen S, Yahoo! Answers 54 Comments [1/22/2009 3:12:03 PM]
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Quote# 56963

(Re: Obama Inauguration)
A pending horrific storm of darkness on the horizon is the sense I get. It's like since the Nov election it's been the calm before the winds shift on the storm. Praying for God to shelter us and keep His children safe during the Storm and for Jesus to return soon to get the bride.

This weekend especially I can't help but wonder that many wicked people gathering in one spot gays,liberals,racist,( it will possibly be worse perversion than woodstock I was 2 yrs old and no wheres near WS in 69) what the dreaded outcome could possibly be. Sexual Perversion for one with the gays, riots and gangs activity possibly in celebration of the new POTUS. They will be acting like uncivilized animals in celebrating there new person to push through there agenda's.You know how uncivilized the different towns acts when they riot and destroy property when there team wins championships imagine that x 10 probally.

queengina66, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [1/22/2009 3:10:29 PM]
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Submitted By: sooze
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