Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In
1 5 10 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 29 34 35
Quote# 56702

[Why aren't Evangelical faith healers putting doctors out of business?]


because there are plenty of people who would rather take drugs or go under the knife than know and feel God's love

luigi fontaine, Y! answers 47 Comments [1/17/2009 8:21:23 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56293

Nazis were leftists, like the americans who aggressively tout state schools and state run evolution teaching.

Just saying that, pandasthumb 51 Comments [1/17/2009 8:13:25 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: wautd
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56498

Personally, I discourage imaginary friends. I just dont think it is a healthy practice and maybe I have watched too many movies . . . but that is how I feel about it. Personal conviction. I think that parents have to make their own choices to raise up their children in the way they should go . . if we cause one of these little ones to sin . . . We must teach our children at an early age what is right and wrong and what pleases the Lord.

BlessedinHim, RR 68 Comments [1/17/2009 8:11:00 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: acdcrocker1909
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56674

"Genome sequencing has confirmed our relation to the apes"

Here you go again. Genome sequencing has CONJECTURED our relation to the apes. Just because an ape genome looks similar to a human does not mean the man and the ape are related. It's the same old moon/cheese pseudoscience. Do you think the moon is related to cheese too because it looks like cheese?

jeffrey0662, Youtube 54 Comments [1/17/2009 8:02:07 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: AndySiner
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56495

I think sexual sin, as in adultery/homosexuality, would be the only reasons for divorce. Separation is required for physical abuse. But God was pretty specific on this subject. All other issues can be worked through. Just my .02.

LadyJ, RR 32 Comments [1/17/2009 6:20:52 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: acdcrocker1909
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56377

you can’t give me the sequence of mutations that ‘evolved’ anything….to you even asking is ‘ridiculous’ can’t question your faith in the hairyone can we?? laughable

you’re a liar. you can’t deal with the facts, and cannot defend your hairygod darwin, so you have to lie for that racist. I’ve already proven it, you’re just too stupid to get it. no surprise, you are an atheist after all!

since you cannot give the sequence of mutations that led to humans from apes…I already have. and given the eye in a squid is very similar to a human eye…you have to believe somehow the eye evolved in very dissimilar lines, or the eye was designed…which makes more sense??? obviously design..except to the IMAMS of the hairygod darwin…

right4life, Hot Air 41 Comments [1/17/2009 6:19:36 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Gene S.
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56267

Directly to Allahpundit

You are not an Atheist, much as you wish to proclaim otherwise. A true Atheiest would not pursue the confirmation of others to assue him or her self his views were correct. You are a Christian who is trying like crazy to convince yourself that the sins you have committed don’t really matter. One day, and I really hope is it a long long time from now, you will come to the end of your life. Likely a Doctor will tell you that mecidal science has done all it is able to do, and that you should go home and get your affairs on order. When that time comes sir, you will almost instanty shed your Atheists cloak and you will wish you had done otherwise with your life. But I believe that you too will have an opportunity even then to make ammends; because beleive it or not, Jesus really does love you. And His promises will still aplly to you as much as they do to me. The good news of Christ is not that you can be saved because of how you lived, but in spite of it.

Shalom

MikeA, hotair 24 Comments [1/17/2009 6:13:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By:
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56499

I think it is interesting that some on this board just lump all homosexuals into one group. Not all 'gays' want rights, not all gays want to marry but some do want this. To have as normal of a life as any heterosexual. I'd like to have a family, kids, marriage and someone to love and love me. I know I can't because this is a sin. I wake every day wondering why I was cheated in this life but understand the rewards in heaven waiting for me. Sometimes its hard to stomach people's negativity related to gays just because they are different. Trust me, I wish I was not born this way (I did not choose, I only choose to 'try' and avoid this lifestyle which I'd say I do a great job of). Anyhow, I pray this sin is like any other and not weighted heavier to enter the gates of heaven.

searching7777, RR 67 Comments [1/17/2009 5:04:10 PM]
Fundie Index: -6
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56105

[So why is Israel spanking Hamas???]

Because Hamas represents Palestinians which represent Allah which represents the moon god which represents satan

they all deserve one very big spanking

Buzzardhut, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [1/17/2009 3:48:02 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56099

Critic's Claim #4: The idea of a virgin birth is BIBLICALLY UNCONVINCING

Some critics cite the fact that the Apostle Paul is silent on the subject of the Virgin Birth, and the fact that Mary's virginity is never mentioned in the Gospel According to John, as evidence that Jesus was never born of a virgin.
But [...] both Paul and John were alive and quite familiar with the Gospel accounts written by Matthew and Dr. Luke (a physician!)—and yet never either questioned or refuted it.

Christian Answers, Christian Answers 35 Comments [1/17/2009 3:27:22 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Mithcoriel
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56070

Ann Coulter is certainly Christian. She even proved on The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch that she understands Judaism much more completely than he does, and he's arguably Jewish.

TruDoseOfReality, huffingtonpost 33 Comments [1/17/2009 3:19:23 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By:
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56338

Your lack of knowledge of the "scientific community" is laughably obvious in your question.

Evolutionists can't even agree on WHICH evolutionary process to subscribe.

Darwinian Evolution says that we evolved over long periods and barely perceptible incremental change.

Gouldian Evolution says we evolved in short, rapid bursts after long dormant periods known as "punctuated equilibrium".

In case you can't tell - these two "facts" are diametrically opposed to each other!!!

You guys can't even get your stories straight!!! Until you do, why don't you keep your mis-application of your pseudo-science to yourselves!

Antioch, Yahoo Answers 36 Comments [1/17/2009 3:13:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: J Arcenas
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56342

<<First show us evidence that shows angels actually exist.>>

Why? What does that matter? They can look like us, walk like us, eat like us, and even marry us and have offspring.

Now --- put some of your [plural] imaginations you guys put towards finding teeth (and thus missing links) together --- and tell me where these angels would have descended from, according to atheistic philosophy.

Us? Magilla Gorilla? What?

I'm sure you guys at least have some theory hanging on a clipboard somewhere.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 36 Comments [1/17/2009 3:00:18 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56543

Christianity isn't a religion, the Bible is a book of clear facts. If you believe it or not it are still facts. Better believe my friend.

GodsRevelation, youtube.com 32 Comments [1/17/2009 2:52:56 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: phillywilly
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56604

satan works in non whites more... whites are GODS chosen ppl... that is why the israel ppl were white... look at einstein for an example.

Jesus FREAK, Yahoo Answers 44 Comments [1/17/2009 2:24:19 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: J Arcenas
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56399

Atheists, what would happen if there were no Christians?
Would USA exist today?

What if there were no pilgrims?
Telling Indians that they are living like animals.

And no Spaniard wouldn't even bother the Indians...
There would be no Hispanics.

No African Americans...

No Pope. No Crusaders...

And we all be living under Kings and Queens and Emperor and live in Europe forever... still.

So do you dislike Christians that much?

You're saying we are living backward?

Everything we Christians accomplished in the past and today...

You don't appreciated it?

What if we do something about the Middle East, and change everything there... maybe those people will be like us...
Maybe their future children will appreciate us Christians.

missfilmdirector, yahoo answers 53 Comments [1/17/2009 1:47:12 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: senorchipotle
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 55940

You're a liberal, that's worse than an idiot. Reading the Holy Bible to a fool is "brainwashing" but to thinkers it is high literature: Shakespear, Anglo Saxon Common Law and the US Constitution are based on it. Offenders of God's law are not the adversaries Jesus commanded to love, they are sodomites and murderers who Jesus' and His Father commanded to be put on death row. Jesus said that none of God's laws are done away with: and that encompasses Leviticus 20:13 (look it up).

Jesus4mankind, Youtube 41 Comments [1/17/2009 1:41:05 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56577

I can't help but be very skeptical about science that is based on conjecture and speculation. I just finished a semester of college biology and the closed-minded adherence to Darwinism and uniformitarianism is sickening. They present pseudo-arguments from the other side, but the arguments are presented in such a way as to present Darwins dissenters as Creationists or religious zealots. Evolutionists aren't just biologists...they are paleontologists and geologists as well. They all operate on the pre-concieved idea that evolution happened and that the earth is billions of years old. That is just an assumed 'fact'. They all work together to come up with dates for rocks or fossils...geologists with consult with evolutionists about the age of a certain rock layer based on the fossils found there and evolutionists will date fossils based on the estimated age of the rock. Most of it is based on conjecture rather than real, hard facts. They all have a vested interest in proving their theories...the Darwinists need lots and lots of time for evolution to happen by Darwinist means, and uniformitarian geologists also need a very old planet to prove their theory. In a way, it's hard to blame them. There simply is no other possible way for life on earth to happen by a purely materialistic means, so if they can't prove it true then they are going to find themselves up the proverbial creek without a clue. That is not to say that all science is dishonest or untrustworthy....just that 'evidence' needs to be taken with a grain of salt.

kikos, iBelieve 34 Comments [1/17/2009 1:37:09 PM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: TheOutsider
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56530

Ouija boards are pure filth and evil. Please, if you own one, burn it. If you know of anyone that has one, encourage them to burn it.

It is not an innocent toy. It is a tool that is used for an opening for Satan and his minions. By using it, you are giving permission for Satan and evil spirits to enter into your life.

I know of a family where they played with an Ouija board after receiving one for Christmas. They loved it and spent hour apon hour "playing" with it, for years, even having friends over to experiment. Adults participated. I, by the Grace of God, was too scared to ever participate and was protected from it. My mother hated it and forbid us to "play". But the family and friends were not spared. Marriages were broken, jobs were lost, homosexuality and other sexual sins were rampant, physical and mental abuse became the norm. There were even two deaths in our neighborhood and some horrible accidents. The whole family fell apart, and I saw kids go from good to bad and families ripped apart in a short time span. I, to this day, blame it on that "toy" and so does my mother.

Chicken5516, RR 50 Comments [1/17/2009 1:30:55 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Rich
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56236

The reason why we Christians can and should cram our beliefs down other people's throats is because God himself told us to do it in the bible, we have the heavy weight of the CROSS OF JESUS BEHIND US AS OUR SUPPORT AND REMINDER OF THE FAITH OF ALL SINNERS.

Subzerotn, Youtube 49 Comments [1/17/2009 9:30:56 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56538

it is sad that you could possibly have a website AGAINST Jesus. what is your problem with Jesus? Why and how could you possibly be against him or his beliefs?
i also read in your guestbook that some guy wrote about how us "religious" people are trying to "takeover" the country....please realize that us "religious" people created this country. understand that the BIBLE was the primary source for the American Constitution which you follow each day of your life that GOD gave you.
It is sad to see that they possibly have people 'against' Jesus...but wat pisses me off is when you fuckn atheists get pissed when we write somthing bad or mean about you guys.

jay, Mothers Against Jesus 42 Comments [1/17/2009 7:37:08 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Scion
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56198

We have the universe - you reject that as proof
We have the Bible – you reject that as proof
We’ve had Jesus Christ – you reject Him as God
We have witnesses of many miracles - you reject that as proof
We have the church - you reject that as proof
You have the witnesses of millions of Christians - you reject that as proof

Categorically – you do not want to believe!

Fountainman, BBC Religion and Ethics 58 Comments [1/17/2009 7:25:09 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Gareth1984
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56279

When that terrorist in London blew up the bus in London……..

……….. I wonder who or what the wounded and dying were praying to or for?

“Please don’t help me non-god, please don’t look over my children, please don’t let me survive this, and what ever you do, please make sure this happens again, and my soul is sent to oblivion……?”

Seven Percent Solution, hotair 56 Comments [1/17/2009 7:06:21 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By:
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56111

If we came from Monkey's millions of years ago then why are their still monkey's here today and why are we not giving birth to monkey's and why aren't monkey's giving birth to humans. My Bible says this Genesis 1:24 And God said, "Let the Land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind." And it was so.

And that is what i am seeing happen today i see creatures producing after its kind.

I don't see monkey's producing (giving birth) humans or humans producing monkey's.

Biblical prophecy relating to our current world events is proof enough that Jesus Christ does exist!

Gods Warrior, http://www.venomfangxsite.com/ 60 Comments [1/17/2009 4:33:55 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Spanky ZeHam
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 56121

Why is Obama unconcerned about bad science in the name of evolution?

Haekel fraudently made drawings of fetal emrio over 150 years ago and the fraud was known at the time and yet even the late Stephen J Gould lamented that these drawing were copied even to this day in public school science texts, high school science books and amazingly even in college text books on science. Obama expresses concern about bad sciece form intelligent design and creationism and yet bad sciecne abounds uncritically in science texts in the name of evolution. Why does he give it a pass.

whirlingmerc & relaxification, Yahoo Answers 36 Comments [1/17/2009 3:39:14 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: J Arcenas
WTF?! || meh
1 5 10 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 29 34 35