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Quote# 57551

It takes more faith to believe in evolution than in creation! Someone has asked for evidence of evolution. Well, it is obvious, man is evolving backwards and apart fromt the Bible, you cannot explain what is going on in the world today. God does not always payoff on Friday night, but He pays off! Payday is not far off!

R Bratton San Antonio, TX, topix 22 Comments [1/30/2009 7:58:37 PM]
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Quote# 57548

There's nothing wrong with slavery to begin with. You've made a false assumption that it's bad just because the foundation of your argument is based on what you think is good. Slavemasters should treat their slaves nicely by providing enough food and clothing. Slavery will never be immoral or unethical because it never was.

Sisyphus, Y! Answers 37 Comments [1/30/2009 6:56:07 PM]
Fundie Index: 13
Submitted By: S-fin
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Quote# 57462

How do birds know how and when to build a nest? How do they choose who to hang with? How do they recognize old friends (they all look the same)? Why don't we see fat sparrows? What are they singing about? Who teaches them music? How come they can all sing on key? How do they know that they are sparrows so that they can hang with other sparrows? Birds of a feather do flock together (how many sparrows do you see flying with seagulls?). Are they nervous on their first flight? Who warns them about cats? If it's their mom and dad, how do they communicate with their kids? Do they dream? What do they dream about? Cats? If they think, do they think in English or Chirp? Probably Chirp. Are they taught language skills while in the nest or afterwards at some sort of hidden Chirp school? Does the language have a similar structure to human language? When they all get together for a sing along (we often hear loud tree choirs), do they have a conductor? Is anyone is charge, or is it just a jam session of golden oldies?

As an atheist it must be a little frustrating having no one to thank for all this. How can you not stand in awe at the intelligence of the mind that put all this together? I marvel at the genius of God. Einstein did. Newton did. The atheist doesn’t. He sees the meal but never tastes it...because he doesn’t want to. What a tragedy.

Ray Comfort, Pull the plug on Atheism 75 Comments [1/30/2009 3:51:18 PM]
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Quote# 57291

[About Obama saying that Homosexuality is a gift from god]

Well, then all diseases are a "gift" from God....cancer, diabetes, genetic defects. I true homosexual was born with an abnormal endocrine system....a person with epilepsy can be born with a genetic abnormality for that disease. These are in no way "gifts" from God.

Miriam33, RR 32 Comments [1/30/2009 2:37:09 PM]
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Quote# 57375

I think going digital is somehow related to end time events.

Novembergirl, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [1/30/2009 2:13:00 PM]
Fundie Index: 12
Submitted By: Mick Davies
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Quote# 57309

In response to: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090110022839AAN4XQ7

Are you going to trust what "science" says or what GOD says? The bible has no mention of dinosaur activity---so there is a very high possibility that they could be nothing more than a hoax----perhaps a type of prehistoric lizard is what scientists think they discovered--

Source(s):
Evangelical; committed Soldier of God.

Losasha, Yahoo Answers 38 Comments [1/30/2009 2:02:51 PM]
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Quote# 55626

The 2008 Fundies voting

1) Fundie of the Year for 2008
A) David J. Stewart
B) ><>Karatemum<><
C) Garvan Ellison
D) HeartBrokenBrad
E) Raani Starnes
F) Jayden's Mommy

2) Life Time Achivement award for 2008, Fundie followed by achivement title
A) Troy "Ultimate(over 9000) Spam Troll"
B) SuperSport "Excellence in pursuit of ignorance"
C) BigChrisFilm "I Ain't Breaking No Rules"

3) Fundiest Board for 2008
A) Rapture Ready
B) Gaia Online

Voting's all over folks, but I'll open up the comments

Distind

And the results are in!
Fundie of the Year for 2008: David J Stewart
Life Time Achivement award for 2008: SuperSport "Excellence in pursuit of ignorance"
Fundiest Board for 2008: RaptureReady

2008 fundies, FSTDT 517 Comments [1/30/2009 12:59:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Distind
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Quote# 57381

Today the actor, Forrest Whitaker, was on the Oprah show.

Oprah said he had sent her an email regarding Obama. It said, "THE LIGHT OF THE NEW AGE IS HERE!"

That really, really freaked me out!!!

And, especially since from the beginning of Obama's campaign, Oprah introduced him as, "THE ONE."

Together with many other things (people in foreign countries calling him "The Messiah", etc., etc., etc.), I admit it's scaring me silly!!!

Waiting4Jesus, Fulfilled Prophecy 30 Comments [1/30/2009 12:27:53 PM]
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Quote# 57582

My anti-Obama bumper stickers are:
Jesus Christ is my savior, so sorry Obama is yours

Socialism is on the rise (has that O emblem on it) This one was taken off my car, but I ordered bumper sticker magnets that will allow me to take off my bumper stickers at home so my car doesn't get into trouble. I'm ordering another one of these.

I am also ordering another one that says 11-04-08 The Day America Drank the Koolaid...or 1-20-09 The Beginning of an Error

><>KarateMom<><, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [1/30/2009 10:11:59 AM]
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Quote# 57315

[RE:Poster who has had an abortion states that she does not feel truamatized or regret her deciosin.]

Denying a Guilt is a Greater Guilt.
No one can make you feel shame, remorse, or "I am sorry" for killing your own kid, all right? Either you do or you don't. You are your soul, your aura, your Karma. Most defend that which corrupts or corrupted them. (Kinda like the lesbian that slants "male" behavior after being sexually abused by a male).
So, YOU don't have an ounce of conscience about snuffing your child's life, BUT I am hear to tell you: YOUR CHILD IS LOVED BY ME AND MILLIONS OF OTHERS MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER UNDERSTAND, ACCEPT, OR EXPERIENCE IN A LIFETIME. In spite of your cold stone non-humanitarianism, your baby is loved.
Take that to your fluffy pillow tonight. I will even name your baby for you right now, all right? It's name is Dana. All those that love Dana in spite of it's mother's estrangement, give a xxo.

Anonymous, Reproductive Health Reality Check 45 Comments [1/30/2009 9:46:03 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Sayna
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Quote# 57433

Ok... Hollywood is SOOO FAKE!
This year I will guarantee that on Feb 22nd the movies that win will be only about GAYS... That movie called "Milk" will take home top honors and I do predict that Heath Ledger will win as well.
Hollywood is going to try to send a message, AGAIN... but instead of it being anti-war, pro-environment, its going to be about GAYS!

MROD, RR 41 Comments [1/30/2009 7:15:59 AM]
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Quote# 57676

[Then why have they [Prisoners in Guantanamo Bay] not been charged, tried, convicted & executed?]

IMO the answer to your question is that conviction would require death and to kill them would create such an outcry globally and in our own nation that Gitmo would have already been history. Gitmo was the only logical solution... hold them indefinitely, from effecting holocaustic Jehad, thereby denying them eventual American citizenship and rights.

Buzsaw, EvCForum 22 Comments [1/30/2009 3:13:43 AM]
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Quote# 57187

So many idiots here with their main stream liberal media straw fed to them while they browse the interwebs.
It's cute, but also insanely pathetic.

Oh! The shroud is 1000 years old!

Oh wait! The fibers tested from it by the ACTUAL scientists who drew the data found them to date back to Biblical times!

Oh wait! The coin prints found on the cloth were coined back in the times of Pontius Pilate!

Oh wait!

You guys don't care to actually get information from the source! Let's get it from someone with an agenda! Brilliant!

Fireproof, worldofwarcraft 31 Comments [1/30/2009 1:37:10 AM]
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Quote# 57697

[On Hamas]

These are not real people as we define the term. Humans, yes. People, no. Pray for them, they need it so badly. They just don't see people, suffering and pain the same as we do. You have to wonder how much hate it takes to change a real person into this.

Caver, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [1/30/2009 1:03:57 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Empress
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Quote# 57343

Jesus does exist in history. He is not fictional. Ask a historist, if he says No. Sue him for failing history.

ichabencow, WWGHA Forum 53 Comments [1/30/2009 12:02:10 AM]
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Quote# 57307

•Humanitarian Crisis In Gaza – (...) the Gazans (a particularly virulent species of the genus Palestinian), elected Hamas to govern Gaza. Given a choice between eating their own children and renouncing their allegiance to Murder Inkoranated, most Gazans would reach for a bib and a bottle of A-1 steak sauce. It’s difficult to empathize with the plight of humans who created their own crisis – which is another way of saying: They asked for it.

Don Feder, LIB SPEAK – A LEXICON FOR THE AGE OF OBAMA (sic) 23 Comments [1/30/2009 12:01:24 AM]
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Quote# 57154

Plz Tell me a Prayer which will make me Free of Homosexual Attraction?

well actually I've found out homosexuality is nothing more than a genetic degeneration, that's why there are even some animals with same-sex attraction, they're degenerated too.. they can be sick as well as people can.. God has never created any one gay. I'm aware it's an abnormality, even thought I'm myself gay. I just need to change my sick attraction, well I need to pray to God, I want Him to heal me, He can anything. Please write me some prayer which would change me. Thanks

Adam, Yahoo Answers 43 Comments [1/30/2009 12:00:04 AM]
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Submitted By: thefoolish
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Quote# 57388

Since 2000 years ago when a man named Jesus showed up.

A true Christian is someone who believes God is watching, and someone who does what God wants because more than anything, they want to get into heaven. In that sense, Christianity is absolutely a virtue.

See, then you make an Evil Kineval-type leap to assume I meant that other religions lack virtue. Awful assumpion on your part.

Bush is a trus Christian, he is not a Muslim or a Jew. In his case, IN MY HUMBLE OPINION, his Christianity defines a lot of what he does.

In a President, I'll take a true Christian over a "free thinker" any day...

No of course, there are terrible folks who call themselves Christians. I'm talking about good Christians, like Bush!

Jamie M, Topix 27 Comments [1/29/2009 11:39:11 PM]
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Quote# 57615

[On "No Name-Calling Week" in public schools]

"Is respect for Christians part of these 'no-naming-calling' lessons?" asked Linda Harvey, head of Mission America. "Or does this effort in reality create more division by labeling and stereotyping objections to homosexuality?"

[....]
Mission America's Harvey, however, insists it's not hate that is behind opposition to homosexuality.

"There is in fact, grave concern for these kids, lots of prayers, etc.," she wrote.

The only hate around, Harvey said, is homosexuality itself.

"It hates the natural human body and spirit, and opposes truth at every level. It fights gender integrity as marvelously designed by God. It 'uglifies' a person, preventing the full blossom of natural beauty as a young male or female. It is a dead-end affection, fruitless, never creating new life," she said.

"All who enter it will be plagued by troubled spirits, anxious thoughts, unsatisfied desires, and insecurity, including separation from God and hostility and suspicion toward those who try to warn them," she said. "It is poison in any human life and it is poison in schools."

[....]
"'Gay' student clubs only add fuel," she said, "by dwelling on supposed discrimination while urging entry into the behavior. The enemy? Traditionalists – students, teachers, parents – who know how harmful homosexuality is."

She said bullying students who are acting out homosexually cannot be excused.

"But the solution is not to endorse homosexuality. Instead, we need to get counseling for these troubled kids to help end their self-destructive behavior, at the same time schools should consistently punish all uncivil and unkind treatment by bullies."

Harvey said such programs "assume that homosexuality as a behavior is something worthy of respect and defense, and that it's harmless. It's not. Let's get it out of kids' lives."

Linda Harvey, WorldNetDaily, "Does 'No Name-Calling' Campaign Reject Believers?" 45 Comments [1/29/2009 11:28:55 PM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 57365

Interesting that Obama didn't use a Bible when he took the REAL oath. One has to wonder if the "flubbing" of the oath during the original ceremony, where he used Lincoln's Bible, wasn't accidental. That way he could have the prop of the Bible, to satisfy some people, but not take a "real" oath thereby not breaking whatever true religious or cultural beliefs he has internally. Then take a "real" oath without the Bible later. Interesting.

NouvelleOrdre, youtube.com 29 Comments [1/29/2009 11:17:21 PM]
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Submitted By: Carole
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Quote# 57311

President Obama issued a draft document today calling for a 120-day suspension of the Gitmo military tribunals. The draft also calls for the prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, to be closed within the year. Closing the facility "would further the national security and foreign policy interests of the United States and the interests of justice," reads the draft prepared for the new president's signature. So the coddling of Muslim terrorists begins less than 24 hours after the Inauguration. Is this change for a safer America?

conservapedia, conservapedia (Main_Page) 25 Comments [1/29/2009 11:09:09 PM]
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Quote# 57299

Isn't it funny GOD doesn't electricute you up for spreading false messages it/he/she/ just asks why? and then it/he/she gives you the answer.
GOD is here with us today! but love and compassion are two few of its/his/hers virtues GOD knows these are heavenly virtues and that without the other traits the darker ones we wouldn't exist these he placed in earth then each would get to decide what path one would follow so you can be in heaven and close to it/him/her or you can follow the demiGOD I believe him and his minions lie in the center of our galaxies the eaters of worlds! yet another existance we can't proove the answers are infront of our eyes you need to see for the first time and belive for a creator there is a destroyer we are in his path now like the whiteboard/blackboard that got filled only to be erased and refilled again and again and again until one day that of most importance is realised and the board does not get wiped instead it is left in perfection unchanged I EXIST!

youwontforget, Belfast Telegraph comments 21 Comments [1/29/2009 11:06:02 PM]
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Quote# 57285

To bad we don't have "POST Birth Abortions" for Socialist and liberals (actually the same thing).

EZLucas, Rapture Ready 31 Comments [1/29/2009 11:05:48 PM]
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Quote# 57781

[About Ted Haggard's wife admitting she knew of his "struggles with same-sex attraction for years"]

This bitch should be tried for complicity if she knew about this. It amazes me how many PERVERTS hide behind the cross, and are still allowed to be free among the people. Just one of these act should be grounds for execution...so we don't have to suppot this kind of trash to be imprisoned for life.

DGreene620, AOL News Comments 33 Comments [1/29/2009 10:55:57 PM]
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Submitted By: Brainy
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Quote# 57836

(Hat-trick!)



Millions of fundies, Google (via Rocketboom) 32 Comments [1/29/2009 10:48:14 PM]
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