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Quote# 56461

[Wait until you read the final paragraph... these sick fuckers look forward to unsaved children being so frightened by being "left behind" that they contemplate suicide. What the FUCK?!]

Weeping Mothers Cry 'Where Is My Baby?'

Every news service in the world has now reported millions of missing babies. Thousands of hospitals all over the earth report that every single baby in the maternity ward is missing. At the very moment the world experienced the return of Christ - a strange silence settled on thousands of homes and hospitals. Mothers who one moment were feeding hungry little children were suddenly left clutching at air. Not only are the babies missing but also millions of children under seven years of age.

One observer has been quoted as saying - "Jesus once said - Suffer the little children to come unto me, for of such is the kingdom of God. Now it is very evident that Jesus has called all the little children to himself once and for all."

If you have a missing child - or say missing person in your family - Do not call the police. There is nothing they can do.




Thousands Attempt Suicide

The worst aftermath of the great mysterious disappearance last nigh is the horrible wave of suicide attempts being made by thousands. In most cases those who are attempting to end it all have at one time or another had a chance to get right with God. They are those who have heard the message of His coming over and over again and have grown hard to its truth. Thousands of young people woke up this morning to find parents missing. Mothers were gone - brothers and sisters were missing. While many others were surprised by the 'rapture' - they seemed to know instantly what had happened. When the full impact of the coming of Jesus dawned on them and when they realized they had thrown aside so many chances to repent and get ready - they became desperate. Remorse began driving them to seek a way out. Many have been driven completely out of their minds as they sit in their bedrooms sobbing - "I'm left behind - I'm left behind - There is no hope."

lighthouse, RR 64 Comments [1/15/2009 4:55:43 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: fundiesRtehlulz
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Quote# 56569

Yesterday at Wal-Mart, my husband and I were standing in line and a little boy walked by the magazine stand and got all excited when he saw a picture of Obama on a magazine. He was screaming and smiling, "Look Mommy, Barack Obama! Barack Obama!"
Of course, me being who I am, saw the magazine...which said "Hope for America" and said at the top of my voice...."The ONLY hope for America is Jesus!" Unfortunately, all I got were some blank stares...sigh.

Infinity, Rapture Ready 89 Comments [1/15/2009 4:47:25 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
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Quote# 56186

[sixth paragraph from the bottom of the article]

So whom does God wrong in commanding the destruction of the Canaanites? Not the Canaanite adults, for they were corrupt and deserving of judgement. Not the children, for they inherit eternal life. So who is wronged? Ironically, I think the most difficult part of this whole debate is the apparent wrong done to the Israeli soldiers themselves. Can you imagine what it would be like to have to break into some house and kill a terrified woman and her children? The brutalizing effect on these Israeli soldiers is disturbing.

William Lane Craig, "Reasonable Faith" [oh, the irony] 66 Comments [1/15/2009 4:35:16 PM]
Fundie Index: 19
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Quote# 56004

why do evos always resort to long-dead people -- and their ideas -- in reference to science and the human body? Don't you have any modern-day disproof that light isn't a two-way street when it comes to vision?

Supersport, CARM 57 Comments [1/15/2009 3:30:27 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: TeabagSalad
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Quote# 56038

[Re: Ex-Christian.]

This guy is so lame.lol never was a Christian! you never walk away from Christianity, you can't go from truth to stupid.lol

lionheart209, Youtube 54 Comments [1/15/2009 3:28:39 PM]
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Quote# 56032

I love it....it's funny that any time I ask if a chimp just one day, by total random chance, gave birth to an australopithicus, no one from the other side ever replies.

FrankBeMe, RaptureReady 67 Comments [1/15/2009 3:12:17 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
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Quote# 56363

Allah is not the same God. Allah is an INVENTION of Mohammad and didn't exist until 600 AD. Borrow a little bit of the Old Testament, a bit of arab paganism, and some philosophy of his own and whammo...instant nutcase religion.

Islam is an invention, many of it's followers are following the aims and goals of it's founder... complete domination. Within a few decades of the writing of the Koran Mohammad subverted and destroyed just about every civilization in the middle east, conquered by the "religion of peace". Pagans who refused to convert were killed out right. Jews and Christians who refused to convert were allowed to live... as second class citizens.

That is their goal now. So next time you hear about muslims protesting something christian...know that their goal is to either convert or destroy you. They don't want to be left alone, they want to rule with the iron fist of sharia.

John Atkinson, Good News Cafe 58 Comments [1/15/2009 1:03:29 PM]
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Quote# 56117

To put it more clearly, if a woman consents to extramarital sex, she is committing a moral offense which is equal to that committed by the man who engages in consensual sex with her, or by the man who, in the absence of such consent, rapes her. Christianity knows no hierarchy of sins. Since only the woman who is not entertaining the possibility of sex with a man and is subsequently raped can truly be considered a wholly innocent victim under this ethic, it is no wonder that women who insist that internal consent is the sole determining factor of a woman's victimization find traditional Western morality to be inherently distasteful.

Vox Day, WND 48 Comments [1/15/2009 10:09:01 AM]
Fundie Index: 13
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 56277

There are other theories that counter evolution without relying on the Bible or God.

Esthier, hotair 52 Comments [1/15/2009 10:02:04 AM]
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Quote# 56200

[On Obama's presidential vehicle being nicknamed "The Beast"]

I'm seeing the statement "Obama lacks some qualifications in order for him to be the antichrist" becoming less and less true...

Not saying one way or the other...but you can't tell me everything surrounding Obama just gets eerier and eerier.

I'm so interested to see what's going to happen in the next week or so...especially with the inauguration.

Of course, we might just be gone before we get to see anything ha ha.

KyleM.Brant, Rapture Ready 51 Comments [1/15/2009 9:58:33 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: JR
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Quote# 55990

The reason God does not immediately strike down sinners is because he wants them to seek forgiveness and there is always forgiveness, the problem with homosexuality as a sin is that people instead of pleading for forgiveness take God's word the wrong way and think that he hates them which he does not, he loves them, so they begin to hate God and instead of finding him and his forgiveness, they throw parades to show how proud they are of themselves.

BudZer, The Escapist 38 Comments [1/15/2009 9:55:01 AM]
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Quote# 56083

As a former satanist, the peace sign as you know is made up of two symbols. one, an upside down broken cross, two- a circle. During the medieval ages when someone wanted to belong to a satanic coven there were six steps that were part of the initiation. I don't remember all six off hand but the last two steps I remember. 5th step is to recite the Lord's prayer backwords. The 6th and final step for the initiation was the person was given a wax candle shaped in a form of a cross. They would then turn the wax cross upside down and disavow their allegiance to Christ and the church and then brake the upside down cross. The circle represents eternity.
When you put together the circle with the upside down broken cross it means one's eternal separation from Jesus and the church, and their eternal loyalty to Satan.
In the 60's, the Hippie movement was started by a group of satanists I believe were from Montana. They used the 'peace' sign as a way to start to propagate the philosophies of satanism. The hippie movement was actually a way to deceive people to turn from the Lord and follow the ways of Satan. Beginning with Hedonism, you know the sexual revolution, etc. From then on it's been moving forward ever since. Our society today is a product of the New age movement starting in the early 20th century and was promoted during the Hippie movement with rock music as the means to get the message out.
I know there is more to it why our society is the way it is, but I believe the 60's brought the main thrust of the decay of our society, nation, and even the world.

inhisglory2007, RR 63 Comments [1/15/2009 9:53:01 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: cc
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Quote# 56109

[Responding to a Youtube video entitled "Are You Ready To Die For Your Faith??". You MUST see the video for a good laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rr-bb.com%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D73906&v=EwRN0fVIdqw ]

My hat's off to you Ron. I would hope that every Christian would die for Our Lord if need be. I know in my heart that I would DIE for MY Lord in a second. For My God has done so very much for me in my life, that giving my life up for HIM could only bring me more joy than what my Life on this earth has ever done for me.Except when God gave Ron to me. So yes, I would Die for my faith in My God. The Lord Jesus Christ.

rose4christ, Rapture Ready 48 Comments [1/15/2009 9:38:29 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 56347

(in reference to a story about a UFO in the UK)

Hmmm. This all could be the way that they explain the rapture when it happens. "Aliens took them". And you know in the days of Noah there was fallen Angels among us and interacting with us. "Genesis 6". As many have said in the past, it may be very possible that they come to interact with "Lying Wonders". and add in part to "The Lie". The last days will be as in the days of Noah. We never know. But very possible.

ar550n1c, RR 26 Comments [1/15/2009 9:17:20 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: AuroraMike
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Quote# 56309

(Previous poster said that morals are better today then they were in the 1960s and 1970s)


Respectfully I disagree, the explosion of child porn and Internet porn completely eclipses what was going on in the 70's. Farrah Fawcett posters were considered racy back then I remember whenever they played "Life in the Fast Lane" by the Eagles on the radio they would bleep out the one profane word in it (***damn). Now they routinely play rap songs that would make a sailor blush. Hardcore porn was Playboy magazine back then. Now, there's no limits to people's depravity. I do agree that the Carter years weren't an example of puritanical purity, but I do believe things are a lot worse now. Just my opinion for the little it's worth

Tres Wright, Rapture Ready 28 Comments [1/15/2009 9:15:48 AM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 56053

you know what, atheist shouldnt even be on this world god made this world all perfect then satin had to come and messed it all up thanks alot.you guys suck if it wasnt for you we? wouldnt have death murder or any other bad things you guys SUCK

karnag30kc, Youtube 71 Comments [1/15/2009 6:15:08 AM]
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Quote# 56041

Science affirms the Bible it does not refute it. The Earth is 4.5 Billion years old apx. If you bothered to read Genesis you would see that God made the heavens and the Earth. The Earth became empty and lifeless and it was then that He made it fit for life again. That means that there was life previous to that first day here.

myturn59, Youtube 30 Comments [1/15/2009 3:44:38 AM]
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Quote# 56251

Evolution IS supposed to make a person feel good. But not in an eternal sense like you describe. It makes them feel good in a temporary sense, so that they can enjoy their promiscuous lifestyle today, without thinking they have to face any consequences later. Too bad they all realize at some point in their life that it also makes life completely meaningless in the end.

Skaggmo, Y! answers 40 Comments [1/15/2009 3:22:47 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 56171

The first atoms that came together had to have intelligence in their dna, otherwise we wouldn't have intelligence because dna is the home of our genes that dictate who we are. Therefore, if the first atoms who came together had intelligence in their dna.

qw, http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/forums 78 Comments [1/15/2009 2:42:03 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: Eric Dugdale
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Quote# 56432

[Letter targeted at gay bars threatening to poison patrons.]



[Rest of story from original blogpost found here.]

Unknown, Found on http://slog.thestranger.com/seattle/Home (News site) 63 Comments [1/15/2009 2:41:16 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
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Quote# 56280

Muslims love atheists for that very reason. Most Western converts to Islam were formerly atheistic. I’ve heard Imams talking about how they recruit most easily from atheists because they both agree on the first fundamental “There is no God”. But slowly the recruiter will get the atheist to add the words “but Allah”.

It’s damn near impossible to convert a true Jew or Christian to Islam. Much easier to recruit from ignorance.

Guardian, hotair 59 Comments [1/15/2009 1:23:19 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By:
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Quote# 55724

How Liberals Have Distorted Christian Charity 12/20/2008
By Mario Diaz, Esq.

It is amazing to hear the enormous misconceptions some politicians and most of the media have about Christian beliefs. Take for example the discussions about redistribution of wealth sparked by President-elect Obama's comment that we should "spread the wealth around."

To hear the media tell it, liberals want to help the poor, while evil conservatives want the rich to get richer. You even heard conservatives playing to this notion: "Liberals want to take from those who have and give to those who don't. That's called redistribution of wealth. It is a socialist idea that will ruin this country."

But the idea of giving to the poor is a Christian principle. Liberals, as they so often do, have distorted that principle, and so it's the distortion we must fight, not the principle.

Mario Diaz, Esq., Concerned Women for America 48 Comments [1/15/2009 1:23:18 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Gabriel LaVedier
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Quote# 55987

If the BIBLE is fiction, then why do the stars and constellations tell the same things?

I will tell of 2 examples...

1) When JESUS was born (the very day/night), the planet Jupiter (the king planet) was seen to circled the star Regulus (the king star) 3 times. This was the sign the wise men had been looking for, it told the birth of a 3-fold king.

JESUS was/is a Prophet, a Priest, and a king.
2) The constellation of the warrior holding his enemies head (the Greeks call it Perseus, the Biblical scholars refer to it as JESUS holding the head of Satan) is getting close to Andromeda 'the Chained Maiden' (the bound and chained bride).
This shows that JESUS is about to get HIS bride (the Church)

Israel Lover, Yahoo! Answers 56 Comments [1/15/2009 1:22:21 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
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Quote# 56302

I am not a fool. Don’t tell me that Sodom is not on the TV because it is. I mean, don’t tell me that there is a prime time show that doesn’t have these filthy sodomite queer characters, because it does.  I remember when I was in high school.  I was 17 years old. The show came out Ellen.
Ellen, the first...was going to be the first lesbian sitcom. It was ripped off the air. That was in 1999.  That was 1998 or whatever it was.  They ripped it off the air.  And they said, “No.  People couldn’t handle it.”
Twelve months later it was back on the air.  And twelve months after that, every prime time show had sodomite characters.  That’s how fast it happened. 
And I don’t know all the details of what is on TV.  I couldn’t even name the shows for you.  You know, I could maybe name a few that I have heard about, but I couldn’t really name all the shows. I mean, I don’t really know what they are.  But I promise you it is just filled with, with sodomy.  I promise you it is just filled with gays and lesbians and freakos.  I promise you.
And you know what?  Even if it is not...
 You say, “Well, I don’t watch that stuff.  I just watch the weather. I just watch the cooking channel.”
Those guys cooking on the cooking channel are a bunch of queers.  You know they are. 
“Oh, you know, I just throw in a little bit of this.”
Good night.  Be a man. 
“Oh, I just like...I just watch the home decorating show.”
Oh, good night.  What’s that guys name? This guy was on when I was a teenager.  Christopher Lowell.  And who has ever heard of that guy?  Is that what his name is?  I got the name right?  Christopher Lowell. That gay little piece of trash.  I would like to beat the fire out of him.

Steven L Anderson, Faithful Word Baptist 77 Comments [1/15/2009 1:11:03 AM]
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Submitted By: Lucretius
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Quote# 56031

Evolution is good for people who don't want God to exist. They use it as a crutch to get by and be happy with themselves. Why? Because with a God, there is a moral code to adhere to. Without a God, any immorality is justified and unpunished. People believe in evolution so that they dont feel so bad after blatantly lying, cheating, stealing, rampant sex, and other immoral behavior that leads to an anarchist world. There is no peace there. With a God, there is Peace.

Evolution corrupts.

Decyde, Gaia Online 45 Comments [1/15/2009 1:05:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Florian
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