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Quote# 56107

If just one God fearing Israeli fighter pilot could take the hit and "accidentely" let a 500 pounder loose on that stinking al aksa trash heap. I think this war will be monumental in the history of Israel. Fill up your gas tanks and get ready for crazy stuff to come down before it's all said and done.

ramadi warrior, rapture ready 50 Comments [1/12/2009 4:33:59 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 56130

In 2003 there was a T Rex found in Montana. The femur bone was too large to load in the helicopter so they cut it in half. Inside was software tissue, red, squishy. meat looking, blood cells. Clearly not 65 millino years old.

Dinosaurs are extinct because the world after the flood is not conducive to such large and long living creatures as it used to be.

We do know the creature died and was encased in sandstone, which is quite consistent with the flood.

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Source(s):
http://www.detectingdesign.com/fossilizeddna.html

whirlingmerc, Yahoo Answers 66 Comments [1/12/2009 2:21:30 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 56583

God does NOT permit sexy clothes in public or stripping! God does NOT approve of a sleazy whorish woman like Beyonce deliberately causing lasciviousness in the hearts of others. Beyonce is NO Christian. She is Satanic, serving the Devil! The only acceptable thing to God is the MARRIAGE, "Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge." Beyonce is causing tens-of-millions of men to commit adultery with her in their sinful hearts, and she is making it happen by her whorish attire and stripping. She is making it happens by her whorish gestures, sensuality, and gyrations. Beyonce is a fool for having the arrogant audacity to blame God for her wickedness. It is shameful! She is sinfully proud. Beyonce has blasphemed God to even suggest that God would permit lasciviousness, lust, immodest clothing, stripping, and public nudity. This is just another clear indicator of the apostasy in America! As a nation, we have forsaken God.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-Is-Savior.com 87 Comments [1/12/2009 2:20:22 PM]
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Quote# 56484

On how to start "witnessing" to someone:

"I do a routine where it looks like I'm talking to the person, but sort of zoned out, like I'm talking to you but I'm lost in my own thoughts at the same time. I kind of stare off and say "So, you ever think about Hell? Do you think it's really like that? All that fire and screaming!! I've heard it's like holding your face to a butane torch forever. Whoa! Can you imagine? 13th degree burns forever, covered in worms and demons ripping at your soul! And the screams, can you imagine the screams?! And to think, all they had to do was turn to Jesus! So easy, and now all that pain! Ouch!""

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, Rapture Ready 91 Comments [1/12/2009 2:12:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Christopher Lee
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Quote# 55960

I am tired of walking and my feets hurt.

I need wings to fly and stop walking so I can evolve.

The evolution fairy will let me evolve and fly rather than walk.

See how stupid evolution sounds when it's clear and concise?

Don't be ignorant.

Don't let yourself be fooled by evolution fairy tales

Read the BIBLE.

Nicholas the Christian Soldier, Yahoo! Answers 83 Comments [1/12/2009 11:31:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Indeed
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Quote# 56088

I have been upset about the innocent children in all of the fighting in Gaza....but this thought came to me....these little children that are dying would have been taught Islam and hate...this way they have a chance to go to heaven!! It's terrible that they are dying and my heart is sad....but when I was talking to God this thought came to me....the ones that are dying are going to be able to go to heaven....instead of growing up and following Islam...so, something good is coming out of this....

cbressler1976, RR 66 Comments [1/12/2009 11:21:37 AM]
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Quote# 56062

i dont know about that, but giants have been scientifically and biblicaly proven, there used to be more oxygen which allowed life to grow much bigger, bones have been found

sei-mizu, gametrailers 50 Comments [1/12/2009 11:20:20 AM]
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Quote# 55959

Oh, I do believe scientific facts. All of them.

I disagree with naturalistic interpretations of many facts.

But the facts are incontrovertible - any of us can observe and repeat
them in a lab.

Of course, evolution cannot be observed or repeated, but has been falsified many times

yet people still call it a 'fact' - which is very strange considering it doesn't even pass muster as a scientific theory.

There are lots of alternative explanations for the things we observe - naturalistic scientists simply pick the ones that agree with what they already believe.

Evoltion is a religion and the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on mankind.

So I disagree with religion in the public schools - it's pretty simple

Lightwave, CARM 52 Comments [1/12/2009 6:18:54 AM]
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Quote# 56076

The bible didn't say anything about stopping slavery. It pretty much said slavery is fine. But it isn't the type of slavery you believe in. The slaves were treated as family. It would be the same as having a housecleaner or gardener today.

Rene O, Yahoo Answers 59 Comments [1/12/2009 5:00:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Warren
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Quote# 56139

Pagan worship is a signature trait of Atheist devotees. Some worship trees or their crotch. Others worship molecules, like CO2 or CFCs. Their "ozone-hole" mantra was federally enforced, damaging both A/C efficiency & air quality. Ayatollah Albert Arnold "Celcius" Gore, Jr. prophesizes an armageddon by angry thermometer gods lest we criminalize capitalism -- the engine that powers humanity.

Atheism is just a fascist religion; akin to Islam.

TylerNull, Youtube 88 Comments [1/12/2009 2:25:18 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 56196

It actually makes my point --- the Greeks used two different writing styles --- Koine and Classical --- to write two different lines of Scripture.

The King James follows the Koine line (God's choice), whereas the newer versions today follow the Classical line (Satan's choice).

AV1611VET, Christianforums 36 Comments [1/12/2009 2:08:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Jarhead
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Quote# 55970

THE contraceptive pill is polluting the environment and is in part responsible for male infertility, a report in the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano said on Saturday.

The pill "has for some years had devastating effects on the environment by releasing tonnes of hormones into nature" through female urine, said Pedro Jose Maria Simon Castellvi, president of the International Federation of Catholic Medical Associations, in the report.

"We have sufficient evidence to state that a non-negligible cause of male infertility in the West is the environmental pollution caused by the pill," he said.

Vatican Newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, Newspaper 60 Comments [1/12/2009 1:42:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Potentate Argyros
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Quote# 55947

What is the evolutionists explanation for the fossil record? The fossil record does not substantiate a slow evolution of species..

FireFox, The Search 50 Comments [1/12/2009 12:35:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 55647

[Having dismissed the Koran as deliberately misleading and full of scientific, historical and theological errors.]

The real "Book" is factual...The Bible is an anvil on which many hammers have been broken. However, its enemies never tire of attempting to make some impression on it. The Jewish-Christian Bible is a journal-like record of creation, including of the earths initial conditions. It is obvious that only the Bible is both supernaturally accurate and inspired. The Bible correctly describes creation from the standpoint of astrophysics and geophysics. It also summarizes the sequence of changes through which the Earth came to be inhabited by fallen angels, living things (dinosaurs and the like), and ultimately by humans. The Bibles' order and its description of creation perfectly matches established records of nature. God's direction to Joshua and Israel to wipe out tribes already present in Israel was due to God's great love for humanity. Fallen angels had mixed with women and created a perverted race, many of whom were giants. God simply desired that this mixed half human/half fallen angel gene pool be weeded out from the human genes.

voiceoftruth, Rapture Forums 51 Comments [1/11/2009 11:16:18 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 55862

Jesus was a real histircal figure, Zeus was not.

Jesus was the incorantion of the divine logos

Zeus as pastiche of the Indo-arian sky father and verious sub metaterranian chieftans.


Jesus is eternal, Zeus is contingent.


huge differences.

Jesus gave his life for the world, Zeus had sex with a lot of women and never did anything for anyone (except in late antiquity but that was under Christian influence).

Metacrock, CARM 72 Comments [1/11/2009 10:50:16 PM]
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Quote# 56035

In my arguments over the years against abortion, I have often made the case that pro abortion forces are really akin to the fervor and ruthlessness of the nazis, in that, the nazis viewed the Jews as non human, and therefore justified their killing.

We have over the decades now seen over and over the pro death crowd, do the exact same thing, in that they justify their killing of millions of innocent babies, by trying to convince everyone they are not really human. Who knows in the future, we might hear this same argument being made about those so called extreme zealot Christians being deserving of death or punishment because after all, they really aren't truly apart of humanity, the global community has deemed positive and supportive of the New Age.

Jeff W, Kjos Ministries 40 Comments [1/11/2009 10:02:53 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 55770

Let's go back to the story from the animated movie with Rudolph. Rudolph gets shy around girls & his nose turns red. As a result, the other reindeer won't let him play any reindeer games. That sounds sick, perverted & homosexual. Basically Rudolph like girls because he is straight & as a result they don't let him participate in their homosexual games.

People are going to read this & say I'm crazy but hasn't Hollywood always been trying to pump in homosexual themes into kids movies & cartoons. One of the teletubbies is gay. Bert & Ernie are gay. In Scooby Doo Greg is gay. Hollywood has always had agendas they are trying to push and one of those major agendas is homosexuality is ok. It's no big deal. Another one they are trying to push is "It's ok for women to work."

The truth is Santa Clause is being used by Satan to corrupt kids at a very young age.

Matthew Stucky, Blogger 93 Comments [1/11/2009 8:00:39 PM]
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Submitted By: Dan M
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Quote# 56149

(Commenting on a ficticious story of teenage girls being brutally raped and then murdered)

I think the atheist would even go so far as to say that because the teenage girls were stupid enough to put themselves in that situation that they deserved what they got and it's just a 'thinning'.

Melanie, Ray Comfort Food 72 Comments [1/11/2009 6:10:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 55599

(discussing mosques)

If one ever goes up around here, I think there's going to be.... trouble..... for them....

WarriorX, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [1/11/2009 4:53:12 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 56034

There is such a mess of counterfeits out there, and I was getting swayed -- and I know the Word! The allure is so strong in the spirit of this age, especially evident in higher education, even sadly so called "Christian" education. As far as my experience goes, I just graduated with my masters at a purportedly Christian university, well, it is anything but that, at least in its graduate programs. I had to FIGHT for my faith throughout: against Post Modernism, against acceptance of homosexuality as a valid, 'loving' lifestyle, against moral relativism... I had to FIGHT for my right to hold to God's Word as the final and ultimate TRUTH.

I had "Christian" professors ARGUING with me in my papers that I should refer to God's truth, his Word w/ a little t for 'my own truth,' not a big capital T for ultimate Truth because that was "so exclusive"! I fought back. I said, "God's Word IS ultimate TRUTH!" Ugh! If this had been the state university I would have expected it, but not from a 'Christian' University. It really blind-sided me and stressed me out for three years while in that program. I felt very alone there as a Bible believing Christian. I could have saved myself a lot of money and heartache had I gone to state!

My husband and I have been reading The Shack over the past two weeks and I have shared with him why portions trouble me so much, "And it sounds just like what I was hearing in that crazy Episcopal church and at school! And here are Scriptures which refute this... where is this author going?!"

I haven't finished it, but in the part where it subtly suggests that Buddhists and Muslims are His kids and believers -- and the part where "Jesus" is saying, "I'm not a Christian either" -- I was like NO WAY! Feeling really irritated and deeply grieved. This is the kind of craziness I just escaped from! So your critique of The Shack in light of God's Word and comparing it to the blasphemous New Age Course in Miracles was very helpful.

I am deeply grieved that so many Christians, including pastors, just do not get the gravity of how misleading and dangerous The Shack is! I had a pastor and a couple of Scripturally grounded Christian friends tell me, "Well it's not meant to be a theology book, it's a novel, it's fiction." And I said, "He talks about theology throughout. He is answering a lot of theological questions, not w/ Scripture but w/ New Age ideas, so it IS a theology book. Besides, story is powerful, that's why Jesus spoke in parables." Lord, please wake your people up, get them back into your word, and come quickly--deliver us from this evil age.

A Christian Reader, Kjos Ministries 34 Comments [1/11/2009 4:51:47 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 56020

Thats what she gets for working in a hooters. If she didn't want to be in an abusive realtionship she should have found Jesus or have gone to church more. These are the types of young woman who go around crying "rape." Hooters doesn't have to pay her anything. I'm going to pray for that young woman.

ProudAmericanJoe, Des Moines Register 44 Comments [1/11/2009 2:59:39 PM]
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Quote# 55945

I work in a genetics research lab and I can assure you... That if I mention that intelligent design by God is a possibility, I would get fired instantly. As reported in the movie, there is hyper-political correctness in the academic community. There is no mercy for dissenting views, especially on such fundamental issues like evolution. Everyone's on the same bandwagon, just like in Nazi Germany... Half of my lab probably thinks about intelligent design, but no one dares mention it. The irony is that, when pressed, even the brightest geneticist cannot explain how it is possible that chimpanzees and humans have different chromosomal counts, when both species originate from the same ancestor. They have a fancy word for it, "chromosomal rearrangement", but in truth, no one knows how a population with 46 chromosomes can end up as a population with 48 chromosomes.

[For someone who "works in a genetic lab", you know very little about genetics. What are you, the janitor?]

Anonymous, The Search 69 Comments [1/11/2009 2:21:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 55842

You know, Im sure the Holy spirit leads me when debating with stubbron athiests. Everything just seems to fit together so well, im always the last one to talk because they know its true and can't add anything, if they're a person of morals (in their limited extent) they will just stop speaking.

Gomenasai, RR 70 Comments [1/11/2009 1:11:58 PM]
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Quote# 55707

All of which does absolutely nothing to argue against the possibility that Creation occurred and natural selection has had a minor effect on species afterward.

Science CANNOT prove that creation never happened, and it never will. The reason this is true is very simple and irrefutable: you cannot observe it.

Assume for a second God is capable of creating something. If he can create something from nothing, then he can create that something in ANY INITIAL CONDITION. Given that fact, he could have created a universe in partially expanded condition which appears to originate with the Big Bang. He could have created fossils within his created planet earth which appear to have aged millions of years (all he had to do was add the right ratio of carbon isotopes). If he could create, then it is logical to assume he considered initial condition of his creation.

To assert with any certainty that creation could not have happened is to display your ignorance, because you simply cannot know this.

To say you do not believe it happened, and you instead choose to believe scientific data which SUGGESTS something else, is perfectly valid and logical. That does not make it fact.

Keep your minds open people (and not just the one type of 'open' that really means closed to anything but liberal propaganda).

lordmorgul, wired 57 Comments [1/11/2009 12:44:08 PM]
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Quote# 55853

Those who do not believe in God will believe in anything.

1loosecannon, TCPalm (newspaper): Letters to the Editor: Comments 53 Comments [1/11/2009 12:42:31 PM]
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Submitted By: DuckPhup
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