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Quote# 55828

My kids had the following conversation at the store yesterday, very loudly, and within ear shot of several other customers:

John (4 years old): Barack Obama, and the devil, and the government are worser than anything else in the world.

Isaac (5 years old): Mom, John actually told me that he thinks Barack Obama is worse than the faggots.

Ah, precious moments!

Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it. - Proverbs 22:6

By the way, don't bother writing me angry comments about teaching my children to hate homosexuals. The public school system sure doesn't seem to think kids their age are too young for this kind of subject matter when they have them reading books like this one ["Daddy's Wedding" by Michael Willhoite], this ["King & King" by Linda de Haan and Stern Nijland], or countless others. The tiny children's library in our city has an entire section on homosexuality with 12 books on the subject (needless to say, all positive), free and open for all children to check out and read. If more moms like me stood up to these freaks and perverts, especially in public, maybe they'd go back in the closet.

In every account that the Bible gives of them, sodomites are violating others. My kids won't grow up with a soft-spot for people who want nothing more than to hurt others and to win them over to their disgusting lifestyle, one that will condemn them eternally to hell. If you think I am strange for being disgusted by the worst sin mentioned in the Bible, and one that even unbelievers have hated throughout centuries up until recent years, then so be it.

Sorry to confuse the issue by bringing the Bible into it. But it does say "Shouldest thou help the ungodly, and love them that hate the LORD? therefore is wrath upon thee from before the LORD.". Christians are supposed to love their enemies, but not God's enemies.

ZSUZSANNA, ARE THEY ALL YOURS ?!?? 101 Comments [1/6/2009 10:29:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 30
Submitted By: Seigi no Mikata
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Quote# 55662

The King James Bible is good enough. Doesn't matter if it was translated by trinitarians, atheist scholars, or a monkey. The WORD OF GOD is forever settled.

John Atkinson, Good News Cafe 35 Comments [1/6/2009 10:24:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 55317

[Re: Man dressed as Santa opens fire at California Christmas party]

This is what bothers me about those who are left behind. They just don't comprehend that without the believers and the restrainer in place, even their "goodness" will not protect them. Can you imagine that people are going to just walk up to people and kill them. They will hurt and abuse them just for kicks. They will want what they have and just take it. Robbery and murder all day long. Cops won't be able to protect them.The restrainer is the ONLY reason this type of tragedy is not happening every minute of the day. People don't commit crimes because they may get caught or they don't want their Mom or Dads to see them in jail. But when the conscious that governs good and evil is gone, there will be nothing left to stop them.

I get upset at my non-believing friends and family because they do not understand how unfair it is to me (us) to have to worry about them now...today... because of what I know for tomorrow. And the ones who keep saying, "but I am a good person". How long is that good going to last when they are left behind to try and defend themselves. It is going to turn into an eye for and eye. This type of tragedy will become so common place, it won't even make news..... Do our unsaved loved ones have a clue as to the fear we have for them being left behind? They can't care because they don't know........ I am just upset now thinking about it....

Sorry, did not mean to take someone else tragedy and personalize it...forgive my rant. Is there a thread on how to deal with our feelings for those who won't accept Christ?

cocopea9052, Rapture Ready 60 Comments [1/6/2009 9:39:04 PM]
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Quote# 55721

[I am neither a liberal or a pacifist, so your name calling is not only dismissive but stems from ignorance and an inability to argue in a logical manner. (...)I am replying to you giving facts and reason. I dont lash out, and call you a fascist or socialist simply because I think you have no clue what true liberty means....]

I'm not lashing out and I didn't call you anything
I can't tell what you are, but you are definitely not for common sense nor for this country.
Iraq atrocities are cooked up propaganda.
True liberty for you is the freedom to kill babies and allow socialism and communism to overrun this nation
Your pacifism would weaken this country worse than liberalism is already doing

Buzzardhut, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [1/6/2009 3:43:46 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 55603

Recorded history goes back approximately 5,000 years and comes to an abrupt halt and the reason for that is obvious...there isn't much history prior to that point.

Because the evolutionists have no recorded history of man prior to the 6,000 plus years declared in God's Word which is a reliable history book and witness, the anti-Bible groups have no witnesses to support their pre-6,000 years old claims. In order to debunk the authority of God's Word they created an armada of pseudoscientific theories and techniques to offset their lack of witnesses...their lack of proof.



[Don't you just love the way these types label everything that doesn't agree with their fantasy 'anti'? As for the rest of the rant...well, it speaks for itself!]

alvaro, Answer Bag 47 Comments [1/6/2009 3:23:05 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 56084

"Laughing a bit too loud - that never hurt no one!" I'd say that never hurt ANYONE! That never hurt NO ONE means that hurt someone. But that never hurt anyone. I, however, disagree with everything else about this song. The "sinners" are not the only ones that have fun. "The sinners take in much more fun!" That's just the world's mentality. I'm not a Catholic either; I'm a non-denominational Christian. I know that that Catholic girl was right. And a guy of what religion, denomination, and/or cult who's poking fun at Catholicism? Just so you know, that can get offensive. Mr. Joel, do you really concur with what your classic hit is saying? Or are you just playin' whaz poplar to earn you mre cash?

andrew, Songfacts 33 Comments [1/6/2009 2:27:25 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 55696

[This is coming from a BLACK preacher, mind you...]

If the KKK opposes gay marriage, I would ride with them.

Rev. Gregory Daniels, Southern Poverty Law Center 57 Comments [1/6/2009 2:20:03 PM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 55942

i do not consider fags human, i will no longer argue and communicate with them. i do not argue with dogs and cats, i consider dogs and cats superior than fags. the homosexuals are out of control and swiftly bringing the demiss of our once proud, one nation under GOD country. GOD BLESS ARKANSAS!! they have a new law in 2009 that does not allow fags and dykes the right of adopting, which needs to be enacted in 49 more states!!

1Lawman104, Youtube 59 Comments [1/6/2009 2:18:56 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: InfectedwithRage
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Quote# 55341

The real question is where will it end?
First we allow gay marriage under the guise of "social justice". Then perhaps the people who like having sex with animals will get upset, make a cause and go to the courts demanding the right to marry their goat "partner".
The conversation might look like this.

We demand the rights that the US has given us in the constitution! I am in love with this goat, and this goat loves me! I demand that this goat be treated with equal rights and given the same rights to marry me so we can enjoy the mutual enjoyment of marriage.
Just because this goat cannot communicate why would you discriminate against it? Would you disallow a mute person the ability to get married? Just look at the way it looks at me... we are in love!
Why do you discriminate against us? You are a hater and it is disgusting! You are the intolerant one, how you can you determine what my rights are?

returnwithmercy, Fullfilled Prophecy 67 Comments [1/6/2009 12:47:07 PM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: Ernest Tee
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Quote# 55610

(Talking about Rapture on New Years Eve)

Wouldn't it be wonderful if the Rapture occurred, tonight in New York's Time Square with everyone standing there watching the ball drop? Now, I don't want to think about how few Christians might be in that crowd, or how many others will be too intoxicated to notice.......but mainly the world wide coverage of everyone viewing...that would be awesome!

And if not, then how about on Inauguration Day? Another event where people world wide will be viewing....

That would certainly dispel the myth of the "secret Rapture" wouldn't it?

cocopea9052, RR (duh) 57 Comments [1/6/2009 10:18:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Nicole
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Quote# 55588

It is "freedom of religion" NOT "freedom from religion"

If you don't believe in any God, then you have proven how low your IQ is.

KatOfCarmel, legaltimes 61 Comments [1/6/2009 10:17:52 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By:
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Quote# 55723

[Reacting to a Radio Host who mocked him and warned his listeners of this Fraud.]

Dear Danny, (Radio Show Host)

You will be glad to know that NOT one person requested any Nuclear War Survival Information. YOUR comment that sending for information would be like throwing money out the window, had the effect YOU wanted. Everyone will know too late what a fool they have been to listen to you. Thousands of lives mean nothing to you. You don't even value your own life enough to spend 15 minutes reading the information I have sent to you. Tens of thousands of your listeners will get just what they deserve, they will die in ignorance how to protect those they love. Even if we did another show, Not every listener of the past would be listening then.

HIS-story is full of people who would not listen to prophets, they mock God's warning, Given through HIS Prophets.

People say they believe the Bible BUT they don't read it, and won't listen to a prophet who does, SO they will soon have to die.

I didn't argue with you, because God doesn't argue with any of us.

He just kills those who will not listen to him.

Leland Freeborn, Parowan Prophet 36 Comments [1/6/2009 8:21:55 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Sinasohn
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Quote# 55578

People don't have to fast to be good Christians. They just have to love the Lord and not be gay. You don't anger God with your gayness, God just wants you to come to him and leave behind the anal pleasures. Just marry a female and you can have all the anal sex you want.

tisaacso3625, YouTube 68 Comments [1/6/2009 3:17:53 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 56010

Residents of a predominantly Kurdish village in eastern Turkey have sacrificed 44 sheep to celebrate the election of Obongo as the 44th president of the United States.? Villagers in Çavustepe, in the province of Van, which borders Iran, held Osambo posters SMEARED WITH BLOOD!
The posters read "You are one of us" and "We love you." Abdulkerim Kulaz said Osambo's election and his Muslim ancestry have excited the villagers. Kulaz said Obongo's election was a "proof of..blah,blah..blah

WOTWEET, Youtube 37 Comments [1/6/2009 2:14:45 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Quote# 55863

Gandhi beat three black men to death with his bare fists, on different occasions...

It's all true and more.

[Lightwave is bearing false witness a sin?]

It's all true and more.

Interestingly, when Indians come to our shores they are shocked at the reverence we hold for Gandhi, because they do not. Far from it.

lightwave, CARM 71 Comments [1/6/2009 1:50:55 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 55705

I have a BS in Biology.

I spent a few years in academic research funded by NIH grants at Children's Hospital, Boston studying bone and cartilage development in embryonic systems.

Spent more years in biotech developing recombinant therapies in oncology and endocrinology.

I have papers published as co-author.

I am religious and am a creationist. Go figure.

tahos, wired 68 Comments [1/6/2009 1:11:19 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By:
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Quote# 55397

(Fundie fight! This is a little long but shows how war-mongering and bloodthirsty the hardcore Raptards really are)

Originally Posted by ><>KarateMom<><
Look at this! Hamas bellyaching over Israel's actions and acting like 'Palestine' doesn't deserve it. Well shut up already!
It irks me to no end how they continually harass and fire rockets into Israel, but can't take a dose of their own medicine.

So called 'Palestine' needs to cease to exist. I can't believe how many people around the world and many of America's leaders support a separate state for these criminal terrorists!

Way to go Israel for defending yourself. You also need to round up every single palestinian and kick thier booty out of YOUR country!


Holding Pattern:
I agree to a point...I hate to see anyone innocent lose their life... Jewish or Palestinian... so to say "Well, shut up, already" is pretty insensitive to the mother mourning her baby or daughter mourning her father's death. How can you say that anyone needs to "cease to exist?" Would you actually say this in front of Jesus? Not every Palestinian is a terrorist, the same way that every Iraqi is not a terrorist. That would be like saying California should be blown off the map because it is infested with gays...terribly short-sighted.
Israel is right by defending themselves but to lump every Palestinian into the "needs to be killed" group is just plain wrong.

Buzzardhut:
The so called "Palestinians" need to quit squatting in the Gaza strip.
They are only there for political strife

and your "needs to be killed" quote is your own irresponsible prefabricated quote

KarateMom, Holding Pattern and Buzzardhut, RR 37 Comments [1/5/2009 11:59:01 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Quote# 55352

well ofcourse im a creationist, you cant believe in all evolution, and the creator. evolution contradicts itself, because, as scientists dig deeper into the earth, they should be finding simpler and simpler beings, but there not. there finding the same animals as we have today. also all of them have 21 chromosomes or whatever. no less. because chromosomes dont EVOLVE out of nothing, they were all created at one point and time.

StoryBiggerThanYou, Youtube 44 Comments [1/5/2009 11:35:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
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Quote# 55517

Why do atheists deny the immorality that atheism causes?

It seems that atheists always try to force things on us such as homosexuality, feminism, evolution, etc. 50 years ago people had morals, and today now that people have moved away from god they are starting to lose their morals and their minds. Just look at what happens when you remove God from schools, things like columbine and virginia tech occur. People join gangs now instead of bible studies. And last month someone even spray painted our church. Plus, Sarah Palins church was destroyed. Don't try and tell me that Christianity and it's followers has killed the most people in the past, there is no factual evidence of that.

Atheists why can't you just admit that atheism is just as bad as what you are accusing Christianity of? Are you blind of the immorality of society today?

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I said you can't prove that Christianity has killed the most people, I didn't say that its followers hadnt killed anyone at all. typical atheists, can't even understand a simple sentence. Oh, and nobody answered the question yet. But then again, asking for an honest atheist is probably a bit much.

Byron, Yahoo! Answers 39 Comments [1/5/2009 11:24:02 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 55534

Many don't know it, but atheists have their own little Christmas prayer. They only have one: "Please don't let there be a God." Why would anyone want a life where there is no God? A God that we can talk to whenever we are troubled, lonely, or in need of a friend? A God that inspires us socially and intellectually. The atheist has nothing to look forward to in death, except if he or she is wrong. Jesus did not say forgive them for they know not what they do, for those who thumb their nose at Him and His kingdom. Only God knows what horrible suffering they will endure for eternity. Why would anyone risk God's wrath, when his love is free?

Darryl Durand, Springfield, MO News-Leader 60 Comments [1/5/2009 9:47:46 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
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Quote# 55768

"Nothing in biology makes sense because of evolution"

jason777, Evolutionfairytale 32 Comments [1/5/2009 9:43:59 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 55393

I'd wire my baby Jesus so that an electric current runs through him (like those electric shock-collars or electric wires that keep animals in their pens). Then I'd set up a camera. When the thieves come to grab baby Jesus -- BAM! -- they get shocked silly.


Yessssssssss ..... justice feels gooooooooood.

*Rachel1234*, Rapture Ready 77 Comments [1/5/2009 9:43:39 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: PussyWillows
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Quote# 55536

I could generate a lot of sympathy for this person, if it were not for the fact, that my wife of 29 years is involved in a relationship with one of "them" and I can see our marriage going down the shitter.It will be over soon if a drastic turn around does not take place quick.I dont think there is anyone here that knows what this feels like to a man,that is haveing your wife taken from you by a woman.If it were another man I would just shrug and say "I was looking fore someone when I found you"and that would be it,but this is different.

The Fireman, Free Conservatives 53 Comments [1/5/2009 9:43:31 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Space Helicopter
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Quote# 55254

The ACLU was formed to promote communism and destroy belief in God. Islam is a cult that has the same goal by force, to destroy what God has created, such as Isreal, Jewish, and Christian beliefs.

Joe Beam, Yahoo Answers 43 Comments [1/5/2009 7:20:07 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 55328

Reading is a very good way to learn about ideas and understandings. So, if you would like to learn more about the "Famous Darwinist Deceptions" such as following, you should visit http://www.famousdarwinistdeceptions.com and see for yourself:

The deception that "it has been proved that life could have emerged by chance on the primitive earth"
The deception that "the human embryo has gills"
The deception that "natural history confirms the tree of life"
The deception that "archaeoptreyx is the missing link between reptiles and birds"
The deception that "the evolution of the horse has been proven by the fossil record"
The deception that "living things possess vestigal organs"
The deception that "vertebrates' five-fingered hand structure is evidence of evolution"
The deception that "industrial mellanism is evidence of evolution by natural selection"
The deception that "mutation experiments are proof of evolution"
The deception that "fossils prove that ape-men once lived"

Melis, 'The Guardian' Blog 37 Comments [1/5/2009 7:20:02 PM]
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Submitted By: rw23
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