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Quote# 57170

yeap...so how do you explain that? And all the colors of the world are derived from 3 -- kinda like the Trinity...and?

supersport, CARM 53 Comments [1/26/2009 6:42:41 PM]
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Quote# 57367

[The] Sun has little to do with Earth's climate.

Darththeo, http://gamefaqs.com 74 Comments [1/26/2009 5:53:27 PM]
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Quote# 56957

Obama is 50% white 6% black and 44% Muslim. I'm not sure what else the 50% white includes, except Radical!

Shirley Rogan, aol 58 Comments [1/26/2009 5:40:34 PM]
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Quote# 56964

I have been witnessing to people since the mid 60's (jostling with the Hara Krishnas at the airport as a teenager) and I have noticed a real hardening of hearts. Back then, most people would at least politely listened to what you had to say before saying no thanks and many would actually ask questions.

Today, I find that people are either condescendingly patronizing or have a vitrolic hatred towards God and the Bible. Family members that at least would engage in dialogues in the past have become so vilolently opposed to it that physical assault is an acutally danger.

foodisrx, Rapture Ready 54 Comments [1/26/2009 5:39:43 PM]
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Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 57056

I guess I'm feeling confused right now. I so want to go home. I'm weary... weary of what goes on in my life personally and weary of watching what goes on in the world as a whole. But then I'm also excited. I keep thinking in my heart... come on Israel and/or Iran, let's get this show on the road. I have to be honest because Jesus already knows, I get disappointed every time I read or hear the words cease fire.

And I know that's wrong because we're told to pray for the peace of Jerusalem. So that's where the confusion comes in at. But I have to agree, it would be wonderful to either get raptured on Obama's big day or Israel attack Iran that day. Yeah, I could deal with one or both of those events happening that day.

ngraham, Rapture Ready 36 Comments [1/26/2009 5:38:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Hypatia
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Quote# 57143

(On Obama's swearing in)

I am sick to my stomach and watched this circus being played out. Rick Warren is asking for Obama to be blessed, not sure GOD was listening to him at all. I pray he comes to Christ and very soon.I can't see GOD blessing a man who is pro gay and pro abortion. Folks we are in big trouble and get ready to take the heat when we are called the enemy of the world and be prepared to die for your faith if it goes that far.

ron4jesus, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [1/26/2009 5:38:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Starscream
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Quote# 57399

What do we expect from our new government, not even one week into it and already we will have terrorist released to mix with our general populations in prisons across the country. We will see the sanctity of marriage as it has been commanded in the Bible destroyed. We will see our military turned into a Gay and Lesbian love fest, and an abomination to decency. We will see unborn infants massacred and our elderly put to death through euthanasia. We will see our poor get poorer and our middle class enter the realms of poverty. We will see our churches destroyed, and our faith become illegal. We will see God's Word banned, and Christians arrested for their belief in Christ. We will see our schools become socialist and communist breeding grounds. All I can say is, "Come, Lord Jesus, Come!"

Anonymous, OneNewsNow comment 45 Comments [1/26/2009 4:56:19 PM]
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Quote# 57107

[Letter to George W. Bush]

Dear Mr. President,
Thankyou for keeping my family and I safe for 8 years. And thankyou for not selling you soul to the Devil so that people would like you. I will always keep you in my prayers. Whether you are vindicated or not you still did everything with the best of intentions. I could see your heart in your eyes. You are genuine and also is your beautiful wife. We will miss you. I am sickened by the president we have coming up. But, I also must pray for him. I hope he does not sell his soul to the Devil, but I think he already has.

Anonymous, Goodbye.us 40 Comments [1/26/2009 4:49:55 PM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 57125





Hmmmm, why is Satan telling him to save the poor gay man? Whose side is Chick on, anyway?...


I must object to sadomasochism being a sin...


Jack Chick, Chick Dissections 67 Comments [1/26/2009 2:24:17 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 57203

if hell doesn't exist, that means I can kill my teachers and people I hate! Thnx chewk!

munkyboiiguy, Flickr photo comments 75 Comments [1/26/2009 2:09:26 PM]
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Submitted By: Broken Egg
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Quote# 57082

I wouldnt call myself a self appointed Prophet, I had a vision where i was at a table and a Demon tempted me to follow him, he was able to show me great wealth that would be mine. God's glory saved me, I heard incredible thundering and a golden door appeared and got brighter and brighter before vanishing, I walked out to find a wonderful beach and an Angel there.
The emoticon's I had there were beyond human capabilities!

I knew after that God is real. And since I've had incredible blessings in my life!

After 4 years with my wife and no kids I went for a walk and prayed to God, 3 days later my wife found out she was pregnant, 3 years later and we had 4 kids!

I needed 15000 for a business plan i was working on, prayed to god and the next day i Played Keno and hit 7 out of 7 with x3 bonus, won 15000$...
I'm not known for gambling, LOL

Political Prophet WarningU, CBC.ca 50 Comments [1/26/2009 8:26:19 AM]
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Quote# 56960

The End of Evolution

MitchLeBlanc wrote:

"There are no such things as half wings or half arms".

VenomFangX responds:

Then toss your evolution theory out the window, which states there were many half things

half-ape, half-man
half-bird, half-dinosaurs
half-whale, half-cows
half-cat, half-dogs
half-fish, half-reptile

You name it, evolution has it.

But none of them exist.

VenomFangX, venomfangxsite.com 65 Comments [1/26/2009 6:47:46 AM]
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Submitted By: peter
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Quote# 57157

I am sick to my stomach and watched this circus being played out. Rick Warren is asking for Obama to be blessed, not sure GOD was listening to him at all. I pray he comes to Christ and very soon.I can't see GOD blessing a man who is pro gay and pro abortion. Folks we are in big trouble and get ready to take the heat when we are called the enemy of the world and be prepared to die for your faith if it goes that far.
__________________

ron4jesus, rr 41 Comments [1/26/2009 6:24:44 AM]
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Quote# 57290

Well the gays are pretty well covered, the pedophiles are working on it, and it won't be long until rapists and murderers are Gods special creatures too. Then we can empty our prisons and insane assylums since we are all Gods perfect creatures just as he made us.

What a crock of you know what. Didn't any of those people read the bible at all, even a little bit???

yogi3939, RR 32 Comments [1/26/2009 6:10:39 AM]
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Quote# 57070

Why do evolutionists trust their own minds?

When creationists point out the glory of God's design haven't you heard them pick and choose examples of what they consider "bad design". But as they believe no God and believe in evolution this would show that evolution produces bad design. That could include their own brain which could be very flawed and require mutations to improve until it is adequate to comment on how it got there.

So, I don't see how evolutionists can trust their own minds or seriously convince anybody else that anyone else can trust their own minds or indeed if they themselves have adequate minds to make such a decision.

Scarlets79, CARM 43 Comments [1/26/2009 6:00:48 AM]
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Quote# 57058

God mathematically proven! A recorded vision delivers the scientific proof for the existence of God

According to a Greek magazine ( Mystery - Nr.39/2008), a Greek painter had in the spring of 2001 in Athens a vision and recorded it. The vision contained 132 capital letters of the Greek alphabet that created a quandrangular shape 11 to 12. A study revealed that the text is readable in 115 different ways in the ancient Greek language and parallel it encloses depictions and symbols. Besides, it can be simoultaneously deciphered mathematically with main keystone of the deciphering the number 666, which is known from the New Testament as the number mentioned in the end of the thirteenth chapter of the Revelation of St.John. The whole process of the deciphering shows off an unbreakable mathematical, geometrical and theological coherence which in the end presents 10 big revealing texts.

A famous (BBC,REUTERS,Guardian etc.) Greek artist ( the person who saw the vision ?) named Athanasio Celia, wrote a book which deciphered the text of the vision and announced that the vision, which has as its principal symbol the crucifix of Jesus Christ, is the Contemporary Revelation. The Greek book is listed by the biggest bookseller in Athens next to the books of Einstein and Hawking ( for free audio-visual evidence go to www.666DNA.com ).

Finally, one of the most prominent German publishing companies ( C.H.Beck Verlag, since 1763 ) examined the book and through its lectorate decided that '' the deciphering of the vision with the 132 Greek letters and from this following scientific proof for the existence of God is for sure a great event''.

kyriaki, ireport 31 Comments [1/26/2009 5:50:45 AM]
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Quote# 57139

[On astronomy]
The biggest problem with these kind of studies is that they proceed from a false assumption. If they would take Genesis 1 into account it would make a whole lot more sense to them.

dalutawakan, Rapture ready 35 Comments [1/26/2009 5:42:04 AM]
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Quote# 57117

Israel finds gas!

If Israel finds gas, some country might ask them for oil in exchange for living securely (after the Damascus incident). If other countries see this (Gog/Magog) Israel may be invaded, just because they want her gas! Ezekiel 38. Ezekiel 39.

Are we about to go home soon, cause that is going to happen?

jesusiscomin, RaptureReady 32 Comments [1/26/2009 2:12:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Disbelief
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Quote# 56624

SandraJ, you make good sense. I highly doubt your contestants are old enough to say the earth is over 6000 years old. There is no proof that it is. There are only theories, and we all learned what theories were early in life. Anything else is an attempt by the anti-christ movement to invalidate the word of God.

Facts, Meridian Star Forums 35 Comments [1/26/2009 1:50:46 AM]
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Quote# 56925

Atheists won't win. You are fighting a war that you will lose. Bus adverts, atheist bibles, lying about Christianity, taking God out of public life, promoting just about everything the Bible forbids, taking sides with Islam when it suits you to attack Christianity, invoking Zeus Father Christmas fairies etc. none of it is going to work.

You will not win. You will lose. Big time. The reason is simple- you are fighting against God. So, you will lose. Even a simpleton understands that.

If God didn't exist it wouldn't be such a struggle for you, would it. Everyone would be atheists. We're not.

scarlets79, CARM 73 Comments [1/26/2009 1:20:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Blago's Hair
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Quote# 56549

Man is not animal. We are a separate creation.
God did not create: the beasts of the fields including man
God did not create: the birds of the air including man
We are created in His image, for His glory. I do not live my life like another creation. If we were supposed to, animals would talk and have jobs.

Jody Ramsay, Facebook 46 Comments [1/26/2009 12:12:02 AM]
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Quote# 56627

The children of the Hamas who die, are going to heaven no?
This is a blessing for these dear children who would otherwise grow up to hate Jesus and believe in a false religion.
Thats how I see it. NOt that I want to go around killing children of unbelievers, but Gods ways are not our ways.
The children are dearly beloved by Him.

fishersofmen, RaptureReady 43 Comments [1/25/2009 10:47:02 PM]
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Quote# 57138

Please Dear Lord, let this time we have this Democratic Rock Star in office be short. Please take us home to rejoice in you. Lord, I can't wait to hear the words "Come up hither". Thank you Lord, for all your going to do for the ones who didn't vote for this crooked campaign. He never showed his Birth Certificate, he has too many ties with our enemies, he chose people that will take America in a whole different direction than you wanted for us. I am so truly sorry my Savior for America's sin. Please forgive us.
We praise you, Honor you and Glorify you Dear Lord Most High!
In your Holy Name Jesus,
Amen

Jesusshineonme62, Rapture Ready 39 Comments [1/25/2009 10:04:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Baskerville
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Quote# 57004

Original quote: I would love to see the RAPTURE on inauguration day of Pres Obama,it would steal the show!!! Jaja!!

People at the inauguration wouldn't notice anything until they left the event. ...and probably still have a tough time with traffic getting out. What? Am I saying that there are probably not that many Christians there supporting Obama? well.....yeah...I said it. What true Christian would?

Silver, Rapture Ready 47 Comments [1/25/2009 8:32:12 PM]
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Submitted By: Wilhelm
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Quote# 56681

I personally know some very trust worthy people who have witnessed such a phenomenom.

There is a Greek Orthodox Priest in greece who is a fool for Christ..

He is not very educated and in fact has problems even performing the Liturgy correctly sometimes, but when he performs the Liturgy He often LEVITATES several feet above the ground!

He always gets very embarassed and apologizes when it happens.

This happens TODAY and is witnessed by thousands and thousands of people.

Many of these Orthodox Saints, after years and years spent practicing the Jesus Prayer and fasting are witnessed LEVITATING, performing Miraculous Healings and RAISING THE DEAD!

Many modern Orthodox Saints are witnessed to have performed over 200,000 miracles each!!

Are all the hundreds and hundreds of thousands of witnesses lying?

That’s a pretty arrogant and unrealistic proposition.

Saintolaf, Hot Air 59 Comments [1/25/2009 7:35:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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