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Quote# 57252

I agree with CWood. Obama is saying he's going to use the Lincoln Bible to draw attention to the fact that it's a Bible and not a Koran. He compensating because he knows that he's a Muslim at heart and he's scared that someone will find out. I wouldn't be surprised if he's planning on having a secret, private inauguration with a Koran before and then praying forgiveness for swearing on the Bible at the public inauguration.

Oliver, Conservapedia talk page 46 Comments [1/25/2009 7:27:35 PM]
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Quote# 57175

[Is everyone watching the inauguration?]

I watched pieces of it. I saw his walk before he was actually outside. Did any of you see his walk? He was walking like..... It was almost like he was thinking.... "I'm god, they love me, they actually think I'm god, they love me, I'm so good"..... It was the way he looked... Something about this man... I've had a feeling about him since I saw him at the Demo convention of 04. Not very good feelings. There may be some good things come from this man, but there will definitely be some bad things come from his also. Just not a good feeling..... This is a Spiritual feeling....
As JA said, he probably didn't mean a word he said in his speech, that's why he fumbled.
But one's things for sure, I'll be waitin on that thar check!!

Sissy, Good News Cafe 42 Comments [1/25/2009 7:16:56 PM]
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Quote# 56711

wrong. scientists haven't proved it. they cant. first of all the bible isnt just some "story" its history. if you take a second and read it you might realize this. and god didnt write the bible his apostles did and heres one more thing, if evolution is real, then why isnt it still happening? why aren't scientists finding bones of apes/people in the transformation? and why dont we have little "ape people" running around now? if it was real it would still be happening. it wouldnt of just stopped. so...if you still believe in evolution then e-mail me and i can further explain to u why its IMPOSSIBLE for evolution to b real.

mylynn123093, Yahoo Answers 41 Comments [1/25/2009 7:13:09 PM]
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Quote# 56916

I really can't imagine that a clone would have a soul. I suppose it's possible, it depends on your point of view on spirituality I guess. Even though, I can see where if a clone is just an empty vessel that it could be very susceptible to some sort of demonic possession.

Your Pal Nancy, Y! answers 27 Comments [1/25/2009 7:10:53 PM]
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Quote# 56959

I am against water boarding too! Remove their toe nails with pliers works better. *Tipping hat smiley face*

EZLucas, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [1/25/2009 6:57:48 PM]
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Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 57281

The author strangely, chooses to ignore the accuracy of the Bible and favors the secular record. It's nonsensical because the Bible repeatedly shows its accuracy in all manner of ways. Why would then, a person show favor to a limited secular record?

Knight, http://www.amazon.com 26 Comments [1/25/2009 6:36:43 PM]
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Quote# 57109

I guess as long as those that want to work can get a job and those that don't can get on welfare, the country will be okay.
They could open up Planned Parenthood abortion mills all over the country and employ others, the country will be okay.
Terrorists can resupply and retrain in Iraq and Afghanistan after we leave in preparation for their next attack on America, and as long as Wall Street posts gains, the country will be okay.
Churches will be forced to start paying taxes, and charitable organizations will lose funding, and open demonstrations of faith will not be tolerated in a "more tolerant society", but the country will be okay.
Enjoy your one term, Obama supporters.

J-WTL, The Atheist Think Tank 25 Comments [1/25/2009 5:43:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Quotidian Torture
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Quote# 57093

Other than some very basic info, I really have no clue why they are fighting in Israel. And it's not really something I'm interested in looking at too deep. My "orders" are to be with Israel, no matter what. And in some cases (for me) too much info is a bad thing. I'm very good at looking at things from both sides, I'd like to be better at looking at things from God's side.

Cellophane, Rapture Readyy 43 Comments [1/25/2009 5:28:15 PM]
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Quote# 57012

[Regarding the Hudson River plane crash]

ok... whos the hero?????

who was the hero from the plain crash??? GOD!! and people are saying is the pilot what??? Dont get me wrong he did a super job but im sure he was praying to GOD in that moment for help and this country dont see the hand of GOD on this???Now i wonder why this country is going thru a bad time!!

Aby777, Rapture Ready 35 Comments [1/25/2009 5:27:48 PM]
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Submitted By: Hadron
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Quote# 57046

[ On a "pledge" that requires Obama to instate universal children's health insurance before he gets a dog for his girls. It's a nice sentiment, but the author's batshit ]

If you’re a Christian and believe in the Bible, you understand that God did not give souls to animals – and for good reason. No, Virginia, there is no “doggie heaven”.

. . .

As we all sadly know, the N-a-z-i-s were NOT a kinder or gentler nation because of their love of animals.

In reality, this “love of animals” only served to lessen and decimate the intrinsic value of human life while acting as a springboard for the mass murder of millions of people.

Ghandi claimed that you can judge a society by the way it treats its animals. If this is true, Ghandi thought the N-a-z-i-s were nice people!

If you have young children in school, you should be aware that animal “rights” fanatics have infiltrated our classrooms - nationwide. They present themselves as people (vegans) concerned with the unhealthy eating habits of children. In reality, they are pushing an animal “rights” agenda to young and vulnerable children. They also gain entry using the local humane societies and animal welfare groups – brainwashing children that saving dogs and cats makes them better people – much like the N-a-z-i-s did!

Fortunately for the human race, the N-a-z-i-s didn’t have the 35 billion dollar per year pet supply industry helping them push their dangerous, inhumane and illogical animal “rights” agenda. However, today in the U.S. they do! Not to mention the help they get from Hollywood.

This season, the “save a dog or cat from a shelter” campaign is in full swing.
What better way to brainwash children than to force their parents to take them to a movie like “hotel for dogs”.

NoFirstDog, change.gov 62 Comments [1/25/2009 5:27:38 PM]
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Quote# 57050

(Uh-oh. Quiverfull has migrated across the Pond. Meet Britain's answer to the Duggars...)

DEBBIE SHEPHERD lovingly cradles her 15-month-old daughter above the bump that shows the world she is pregnant again.

And when the child arrives it will be one of 13 children born to Debbie, 44, and hubby Stephen, who have vowed to have as many kids as she can bear.

Strict born-again Christians from Grantham, Lincs, their beliefs stem from controversial American movement Quiverfull.

They view their children — aged 15 months to 20 years — as blessings from God which should not be controlled using contraception or abortion.

Shepherd family, The Sun 55 Comments [1/25/2009 5:22:14 PM]
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Quote# 56828

[About Atheists]
They hate god because they know the BEST case scenario when they die is that nothing happens, worst case is they go to hell and burn. And the fact that they "hate" got is an oxymoron, because atheists supposedly believe god doesn't exist. But many I know in person claim to hate god? Its because most atheists are only the way they are because they are confused, or trying to "be different" or not conform, or think its "cool" or some bullcrap like that, and don't even think about their actual ideals and just like to run around screaming, "look at me!!!!! I'm different!!!".

GameReviews, GameFAQs 45 Comments [1/25/2009 3:24:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Angus
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Quote# 57049

Just about every homosexual I've known has already been so screwed up in the head that suicide just happens to be the thing on their to do list.

Linda J, Y! Answers 44 Comments [1/25/2009 2:18:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Mike
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Quote# 57024

Sir, I am not going to argue about this with you. You have only served to prove my point. You want proof, and you won't accept anything given to you as proof. I have seen people healed of cancer. The doctors were astounded. They could not name a cause. I have seem lame people healed. Instantly. I have met people who were so hooked on drugs and alcohol, that they could not see a way out. And God took their addictions away - instantly. I know a person who's cousin was raised from the dead at their funeral. I have heard so many stories of miraculous things. I haven't seen science do any of that. And it has no way of explaining it. That's proof. You will not accept it. You want to see it yourself. Sir, you will not find it where you are looking.
What's more I don't think you will ever find it when you do not want to.

gali98, x10hosting 60 Comments [1/25/2009 2:14:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Cymro
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Quote# 56710

"God decides to saw your legs off slowly because he's bored.

Is that right?

No.
Idiot."

Unfortunately, it is right. If God is perfect, then all his actions are perfect, and as such they can not be wrong.

SilliusSoddus, teenspot 32 Comments [1/25/2009 1:57:06 PM]
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Submitted By: dredknot
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Quote# 57090

Just yesterday, amid all the giddy worship of this creature on TV, I had to remind myself that God allowed Barack Obama to be where he is, he is there for only a short time, and he is there to fulfill some purpose God has for this nation (my personal opinion is that Obama will weaken America to the point where we are in end-time prophecies: so insignificant that we are not worth a mention as a player on the world stage, and ready and willing to accept the Antichrist with open arms when he makes his appearance).

It's easy to become panicky and angry at what we see happening around us - the way this fallen man is worshiped by those who reject the true Messiah, the Messiah Who gave His life for them - but those of us who believe the Word of God and who can see His prophecies coming to pass before our very eyes know that the wrap-up is in progress and a better day is coming.

We just have to keep our eyes on God; He, after all, is in control and what is going on in the world is simply the players in the final act of the production carrying out was prophecised thousands of years ago.

GiovannaNicoletta, Free Republic 45 Comments [1/25/2009 8:32:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 56954

From the abortion documentary "The Lake of Fire," about 1:20 in:

Bill Clinton, he says that she should have sex, and that she should have a condom. Who are these responsible people in our government telling this little child that that’s the way she should go through life? They’re laying a horrible trip on this little girl…Where has the mentality—they’ve been seduced by Satan into this mentality of killing our children first of all, then killing our old people, then telling young sparkling here that she’s supposed to go through life by having a viable lifestyle. In California in the sixth grade they have “Lift Up You Dress Week” where a young child is supposed to choose between homosexuality and heterosexuality, in the sixth grade. What chance does this little girl have?

Father Westlin, from The Lambs of Christ, Netflix Movie Viewer 55 Comments [1/25/2009 7:40:48 AM]
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Submitted By: 1BurningStake
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Quote# 57026

Evilutionists

Generally, society is getting less and less moral and people are more and more neurotic and unfeeling. This has happened ever since the spread of misinformation from evilutionists. Evilutionists differ from evolutionists because they believe in evolution and all their polititical ideologies from the standpoint of their own neurotic needs to stamp out all goodness, grace, and love from the world.

Evilutionists are the first to be able to commit horrible acts such as what people have witnessed in history.

Hitler was the prime example of the evilutionist. He was liberal (socialist), believed in darwinism as a political ideology.

I want nothing to do with evilutionists but they cram up message boards. I wish they would all just go away but until then we have to acknowledge them for who and what they are, evilutionists, and hope that more people will come in and write about who and what they are and have become-worse than apes and animals, and what they have done to our society.

Anabelle, CARM 54 Comments [1/25/2009 6:32:01 AM]
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Quote# 57130

My grandaughter is taking an improv class in highschool and they were told to pair up and improv like they were married. my grandaughter had to be paid with another girl because there were more girls than boys, and their assignment was a three minute improv pretending to be newlyweds on their wedding day.

what has this country come to when a school makes two girls pretend to be lesbians?

olivery2k, imdb 72 Comments [1/25/2009 4:23:34 AM]
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Quote# 56992

God stopped modern species from evolving on the seventh day of creation with the genetic barrier He created in certain species to keep from crossbreeding with each other. This has helped maintain the current state of evolution of life on planet Earth for the last six eras of modern evolution, which includes us humans. The only change in humans that will evolve now will be the inferior genetic changes our human scientists will make to the already perfected life forms God created, including us humans. We will regret every freak of nature we will create and may not be able to reverse what change in the course of evolution we start.

the chosen one, Y! answers 40 Comments [1/25/2009 2:40:04 AM]
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Quote# 57023

You know only 3% of the population use to get Cancer (God had made a natural cure) but man was greedy and did what would get more money in some of their pockets; so over 97% of people get Cancer now.
FEVERS KILL CANCER Help him get sick and he will get well -

AjRoCkEt, Y! answers 65 Comments [1/25/2009 2:39:46 AM]
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Quote# 56600

My son has struggled greatly with internet addiction. To all the filth it provides and the sleeplessness that brings!

He found ways to get around our filter subscriptions.

Even after taking his computer off line he found ways to sneak it on.

Being 20, we wanted him to take the responsibility to decide he wanted it to end.

God has answered our prayers today and given my son a great distaste for continuing with it.

My son asked us to take away the computer and end the temptations and access. He wants to return to the light and honor God !

Praise God. Thank you Jesus!

ToHimForHim, Rapture Ready 81 Comments [1/25/2009 12:01:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Lamarck
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Quote# 57136

"1. Gays are the dregs of society.
2. Gays are mentally ill perverts.
3. Gays men are child molestsers of young boys.
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Bottom line is that GAYS ARE THE ENEMY !"

Don't forget bisexuals. They are the worst. They are always horny and their depraved urges carve paths of destruction. They must be annihalated.

Jeff, uglysouthbay, Topix 56 Comments [1/25/2009 12:00:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Jax
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Quote# 57089

Hi All.

Yes this add campaign is very sad indeed, but to me it has a twist if you read the words as they are presented. ( There is probably no God ) now that to me reads that as they have used the word ( probably ) that they have not got no ever could get absolute proof for there claim. So going off that little fact I think that if it is read as its presented, there add means absolutely nothing at all. They are saying there is probably no God, but any believer could answer that with, but you can not be sure as you as stating probably. Therefor it can also be stated then using there own logic, that there on the other hand could probably be a God & so to carry that on. If there could probably be a God, then it stands to reason that if there could well be a God, then its a good idea to accept him as such.

To me its Pascals wager all over again, for those who do not know of this here it is. ( Pascal wrote:

"If there is a God, He is infinitely incomprehensible, since, having, neither parts nor limits, He has no affinity to us. We are then incapable of knowing either what He is or if He is ... you must wager. It is not optional. You are embarked. Which will you choose then? Let us weigh the gain and the loss in wagering that God is. Let us estimate these two chances. If you gain, you gain all; if you lose, you lose nothing. Wager then without hesitation that he is." )

So as you can see by reading this wager, the adds that have been placed by these people mean nothing at all, but by using there own logic against them. They are in fact making the point that therefor there could probably by a God & if that is the case it puts you in a better position to believe in him than to not. As if you do believe in him you have everything to gain, but to not believe in him, you have everything to lose.

God Bless all
VoT

Sorry for this its just the way my mind works at times, kind of twisted as such. But it works for me!

voiceoftruth, Rapture Hussein Ready 45 Comments [1/24/2009 11:28:10 PM]
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Submitted By: k4jun
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Quote# 57241

That's typical liberal spin bs. Your dumb@ss Muslim jumps Roberts before he even gets the first sentence out, then he f*cks up his line and freezes! He just couldn't bring himself to say he would execute the office of POTUS "FAITHFULLY" because he won't. His allegiance is to Allah, Africa, and Muslims. Busted!

Chickie, Liberal Forum 36 Comments [1/24/2009 11:26:19 PM]
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Submitted By: Ray
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