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Quote# 66195

vampires dont exist??
there are satanic sects out there that drink blood-human and animal\isnt that a definition of vampire-oce u take out the supernatural out -liek the flying abilities which could possible be tru because the enemy does have power of his own that he gives to his seerrvants!

ruskipaul, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [10/8/2009 2:50:12 PM]
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Submitted By: sillynipples
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Quote# 66194

It is very clever the way twilight is sneeking into our children. Like the HP books where the parents sacrificed their children to the god of education ( importance of reading).

faithmarie, rapture ready 30 Comments [10/8/2009 2:50:06 PM]
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Submitted By: sillynipples
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Quote# 66184

What benefit does one receive by claiming to be an atheist when it only reveals to everyone that they (men) are not circumcised or that they (women) cannot tell the difference between a circumcised person and non circumcised person?

But then again, I could ask myself, what benefit do I get for always trying to confront these atheists with reality.

Exe, Y! answers 33 Comments [10/8/2009 2:45:25 PM]
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Quote# 66177

I hate the religion, not the people.

Any religion outside Christianity is from the devil to be accurate and honest. That does not mean we should insult them nor condemn them. However, we should not "like" the religion nor partake in anything to do with it.

We are to follow Christ and ONLY Christ. No exceptions, no excuses, no swaying around. If you do any of those, you just end up being religious yourself in the end.

GOD hates the sin, but loves the sinner. That is how I meant it when I said I hate the religion. The religion itself is ruled by Rome and is 100% from the devil if you ask me. I have countless years of experience with the whole Catholicism. I have the background to speak out of experience. 13 yrs of Catholic schools. 100+ Catholic family members. Plus research and studies.

What about Islam. Do you not hate that religion? They promote killing people right inside their Q'uaran. Its from the devil. Why should I not hate something that hates GOD?

Hate is a powerful word, but there are right and wrong ways use to that word as any other word or statement.

Chad, Talk Jesus 23 Comments [10/8/2009 2:44:44 PM]
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Quote# 66159

Gabriel Tanejo
godisalmighty@yahoo.com
70.90.175.14
Submitted on 2009/09/20 at 6:39pm

Yes, happy first and LAST anniversary.

Your sins are too mighty to repent for, our Father will send you all to hell when you die! I will hack into this website and destroy it; and find your personal information too, so I can blow up your house—but your destiny is so fucked up that I don’t know why I would bother! I may, however, hunt down your friends and family and slaughter them—that would cause you great pain, would it not? I have gotten signs from God that approve of doing this to all fucking atheists! Someday you may find a gun at your head, or cyanide in your drink, or a grenade in your home—but I will kill you, make no mistake! The sooner you go to your eternal punishment, the better!

Gabriel Tanejo, Proud Atheist 39 Comments [10/8/2009 2:43:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Headache
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Quote# 66157

the dead will be raised in Prague in the next few days - so God will glorify His church, and people are to see that Jesus is Lord

i stay anonymous for now as I am not ready to deal with publicity and never
ending questions from the world "how did you know?"

Insigni, ChristianForums 22 Comments [10/8/2009 2:43:26 PM]
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Submitted By: LightHorseman
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Quote# 66156

I am a saved person..I die and am an organ doner..eyes, liver, heart, lungs..you name it if they can use it they do..

my organs go into unsaved people..

The rapture happens..do my saved organs fly out of the unsaved people who are using them?..

With the thread on one of these boards (can't remember which one) speaking of saved skeletons disappearing in Biology classes all over the world..I'm beginning to see the rapture in ways I never thought of before..

katt, RR 45 Comments [10/8/2009 2:42:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Secular Skeptic
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Quote# 66138

I'm a newlywed young wife in a Christian relationship. Me and my Husband both waited till marriage because we agreed it was the Lord's doing. The problem started happening when we first became intimate. I always felt Jesus was such a huge part of our relationship, that he should be part of our intimate life as well.

Every time we have had sex, I can never experience pleasure without imagining Jesus being there, and more specifically and embarrassing, my husband being Jesus.

loveisgodsword, Focus on the Family 64 Comments [10/8/2009 2:39:28 PM]
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Quote# 66119


Dawkins doesn't believe in evolution deep down in his heart, BUT, he realises that he can become well known and earn? a lot of money writing dumb books, because human beings are so vulnerable !!


buschmann69, Youtube comments 23 Comments [10/8/2009 2:33:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Zach
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Quote# 66114

A true Christian would NEVER allow his son to be subjected to a primitive blood ritual like circumcision because it's clearly un-Christian.

But a Judeo-Christian probably would allow it because Judeo-Christians are more Jewish than they are Christian.

Anonymous, Curt Maynard's Newest Blog 18 Comments [10/8/2009 2:32:30 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 66111

The 7 day week proves that there is a God.

I'm currently leading a study on 'Dr.' Luke and tomorrow we are going to discuss Luke 6 & 14 about the Sabbath, 4th commandment vs Mark 2:27, sabboth vs Sunday, and also how Sunday came about.

During my study, I was curious as to what science says is the origin of our standard '7 day week'? So I did a Google search and there is no valid explanation outside of the 7 days of creation. God instituted the 7 day week.

Mankind can explain the 24 hr. day - the rotation of the earth
Mankind can explain the year - the earth's orbit aroung the sun
Mankind can explain the seasons - the tilt of the earths axis
but there are no systems, rotation, orbits, cycles that can explain the 7 day week measure of time. It is solely God based & established

cts racing, RR 35 Comments [10/8/2009 2:32:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 66101

That's why they make evolution the false god of their religion
faith in nothing doesn't satisfy, but neither do their pseudo science theories, but it appeases their game until the current theory is squashed and a new one arises
their false messiah, Darwin, their false prophet, Dawkins, and their false holy spirit, japanimation, keeps them entertained until judgment

Buzzardhut, RaptureReady 42 Comments [10/8/2009 2:31:28 PM]
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Quote# 66091

[One11's signature line]I'm sorry, but the words marriage belong to the Christian religions, as do the words husband (a male) and a wife (a woman), and gay marriage is an infringement of the 1st Amendment of the U.S. Constitution.

Need more info on how the words marriage, husband and wife belong to the Christian religions, just send me an IM and I'll be happy to answer you.

I stand for freedom of speech, and tolerance is a two-way street.

One11, ChristianForums 19 Comments [10/8/2009 2:31:11 PM]
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Submitted By: LightHorseman
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Quote# 66056

Liberal activism groups attempted to silence Beck by pushing his advertisers to abandon his program, after he courageously pointed out Barack Obama's racism against whites and Obama's hatred of white culture. This prompted RedState to defend Beck and call for a boycott of the liberal-strongarmed companies.

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 24 Comments [10/8/2009 2:28:20 PM]
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Submitted By: Mike Sihl
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Quote# 66050

(Teen birth rates highest in most religious states)

"And the meek will inherit the Earth" (Psalms 37: 11.

The bible encourages us to be meek, so perhaps they will indeed overwhelm the prideful with their high birth rate.


Roy Wilson-336103, Newsvine 26 Comments [10/8/2009 2:27:47 PM]
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Quote# 65819

Until we, City Livonia, find ourselves worthy to receive future worldly financial blessing from God in name Jesus Christ, this is what we, City Livonia, must do. Starting with our highest-paid city employee, we will ask city employees - "Are you willing continue your employment with City Livonia, time period duration one year, in exchange financial reimbursement one dollar?" If city employee fails to submit self to holy will of God in name Jesus Christ, agree remain employed salary one dollar, we, City Livonia, are commanded by God in name Jesus Christ terminate employment, eliminate employment designation, distribute job responsibilities to other City Livonia employees.

Livonia, suburb Detroit, Michigan, United States of America, Chamber of Commerce requests I, Moon, describe what difference I will make as elected member City Council Livonia. We, City Council Livonia, will refuse to serve Evil One/Spirit Realm/Devil/Satan. We, City Council Livonia, will seek to be obedient to holy will of God in name Jesus Christ, through power Holy Spirit from God in name Jesus Christ, we will stand in victory and truth to glory Heavenly Father, Almighty God in name Jesus Christ, Lord, Saviour, Messiah.

Glenn Moon, Livonia Chamber of Commerce 23 Comments [10/8/2009 2:25:05 PM]
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Quote# 66257

There is no such thing as a "Bi-Sexual". PERIOD.

If you're a man, I don't care HOW MANY hot women you nail in a week.... you suck 1 dick, and you're a fag for life.

Gonzo67, Free Conservatives 65 Comments [10/8/2009 8:47:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Johnny Butt
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Quote# 66250

Whenever I encounter the name "Mohammed", I feel uneasy, because I know that statistically there's a good chance I will be dealing with a Muslim fundamentalist. More often than not my fears are confirmed.

Hyperon , Pharyngula 38 Comments [10/8/2009 8:46:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 66236

Beware of Evolutionism

Many thinkers labor under the illusion that evolution is an empirical science when in fact it is a philosophy. Macro-evolution is a philosophy whose naturalistic tenets were spelled out by the man Charles Darwin referred to as “our great philosopher,” Herbert Spencer (1820-1903). Spencer came upon his philosophy while meditating on the waves in a pond one Sunday morning–something that no doubt would not have happened had he been in church meditating on the Word of God!

Norman Geisler, Southern Evangelical Society 33 Comments [10/8/2009 8:41:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Robert
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Quote# 66172

Noah did not have to go all over the earth for animals, because animals are where they are today (penguins in the antartic) because that is where they migrated to after the flood. Before the flood, Noah had access to them.

Nikk, City-Data 42 Comments [10/8/2009 8:29:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Roxolan
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Quote# 66167

Stephen Quayle, in his book, Aliens & Fallen Angels - The Sexual Corruption of the Human Race, suggests that Satan was interbreeding Nephilim to corrupt every living thing God had made - both human and animal

I guess that is why God made a law for people not to have sex with animals , there must have been people doing that stuff and creating manimals.

Deep_MindQuest, Talk Jesus 44 Comments [10/8/2009 8:29:26 AM]
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Quote# 65988

[ Describing the exorcism of two sisters ]


Both sisters had been molested repeatedly by family members and stangers over the years. Both of them harbored resentment against the mother for not preventing it and indeed participating in it. After discussing forgiveness the demons "rights" were broken and covered in the Blood and significant deliverance was obtained. These demons infested the whole family due to generational spirits from africa, american indians, and catholicism. Indeed one was named after a catholic saint from Ireland which I had never heard of - "Machai". Other new ones that I had not seen before were Hitler, Aith, Cuth, Ashoka, Nath, and Anabaster.

RichVA, Ministering Deliverance 44 Comments [10/8/2009 3:27:28 AM]
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Quote# 66262

Guys, about a week ago I noticed google.com had a UFO figure on their homepage that might relate to the deception. It appeared one day as I was about to search for something. Look at it today though! Another one! Could it be that Satan is programming people's minds already to believe a lie? Quite possibly.

We are going to be in the clouds very very shortly. Hang on everyone!

dantheman688, rapture ready 51 Comments [10/7/2009 10:47:39 PM]
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Submitted By: sillynipples
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Quote# 66245

We have issued forth two prophetic warnings about the bridegroom ravishing his bride BEFORE the 22nd of september 2009 and then about the bridegroom ravishing his bride ON the 20th of september 2009 (between 11am and 6pm).

- snip -

DELAYING, God is DELAYING.

We don’t understand WHY, or how long, but God is DELAYING.



This IS the SEASON and that was the appointed DAY, but God is DELAYING (the bridegroom is tarrying).



Gate & Lory, Rapture Code 57 Comments [10/7/2009 10:26:42 PM]
Fundie Index: 31
Submitted By: Frogflayer
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Quote# 66080

(In a discussion about the bible saying bats are birds)

"yes, i would probably say that a whale is a fish. dolphins are also fish, i mean duh...? they look like fish, kinda like sharks, and sharks are fish, as far as i know."

"everything is made of the 4 elements. fish are mostly water element, whales are a combination of water and air."

(quote non-creationist) The ancestors of whales and dolphins was a land-living walking creature which slowly returned to the sea.(end quote)

"lol, what a fairytale... a land? animal turns into a fish."

(quote non-creationist) Just because something looks like something else does not make it the same.(end quote)

"it depends on how you choose to define things. if scientists definitions were good, religious people would not disagree with them."

Watergaia, Youtube forums 79 Comments [10/7/2009 4:05:51 PM]
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Submitted By: JM Gendron
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