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Quote# 66512

[Note the dialogue of Euthypho and Socrates: conclusion that what is pious is not because of the quality that it is loved by a god, but for a reason inherent in it, and that the god loves it because it is good.]


Socrates is in Hell right now, burning as we speak. He knew nothing of God, or what is good. So you picked a very bad example to quote from about this subject.


Humans do not have minds capable of knowing what is "good" better than God does. For example, you see many people on this site promoting and/or defending evil causes such as "homosexuality" (one reason why Socrates is now in Hell, by the way) and genocide against human children. They have no basis for saying these things are "good", yet they do. These things are in fact very evil. Many men who society considers "wise" are actually fools. So says God, and God is correct.

God knows what is good and what is not good. His opinion is the one that counts. Not the petty, evil opinion of man. Christ has said that mankind will naturally promote wickedness and evil instead of doing good. That is why you see things like "Gay Pride Parades" and genocide against children. Because the foolishness of man says that "these things are good!" It does not matter how many say that evil things are good - evil things will *NEVER* be good.

It is true that Atheists have no morality. Because a man in his natural state will almost always automatically promote and defend evildoings. Like Akriku and ACElethal and other Atheists promoting "homosexuality", for example. To be moral requires a man to leave his natural state and allow himself to become righteous. Atheists almost never have a reason to do this since they do not obey God's commands, and hence most Atheists have no morality

Navaros, FED2k 33 Comments [10/23/2009 4:25:11 PM]
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Quote# 66487

All I can say is, I hope you all are sitting down as you read this. Biologists have made a startling discovery; are you ready? They have found what they believe is an ape that climbed trees using all four of its limbs, but could have possible used just it's feet to walk, but they really don't know about that part. Well, are you as amazed as I am? They found a monkey!

But not just any monkey, they believe this monkey could be just as important as Lucy. You know who Lucy is, don't you? Lucy was the amazing monkey who supposedly walked on two feet so she could see above the tall grass. And do you know why she was able to learn how to do this? Because she had to! Pretty cool, huh? I say it's very cool. The other day, I needed to move a piano up a flight of stairs. Of course the piano was too heavy to move by myself, but then I thought, "If Lucy could make herself stand up and walk because she needed to, maybe I could move the piano because I needed too!" Well, it didn't work for me, which just proves how amazing Lucy must have been!

Pastor Tom Estes, Hard Truth 42 Comments [10/23/2009 4:24:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Tiger
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Quote# 66652

[Thread Title: I discovered What the Anti-Christ is and im scared.]

God told me in a dream what the anti-christ is. This is not a joke and I am scared for my life.

The anti-christ is something that people pour their soul into, tell all their secrets, trust thier lives too, obsess over to the point of losing their loved ones and jobs. It hold the very worst of the world in it and everyone has it. it is with most people where ever they go because it is their idol, thier false God.

The Anti-Christ is the Internet.

50inchDLP, Gamefaqs 109 Comments [10/22/2009 11:13:57 AM]
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Quote# 66581

Atheists are like spoiled children who don't get their way because their behavior is unacceptable so they act out accordingly... Hmm..... reminds me of "gay rights" activists... "We want to be recognized as a legitimate group so you better give us whatever the heck we want or we'll throw a big tantrum!!"

Infantile stupids.....

WarriorX, Rapture Ready 74 Comments [10/22/2009 10:28:13 AM]
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Quote# 66570

Young Earth Creationism is the only religion which I've found to hold up under close scrutiny. Thus, it's the one I follow.

MarioFanaticXV, Poll of the Day 57 Comments [10/22/2009 5:25:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Tameric
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Quote# 66559

[In response to a thread about people killed for being homosexual.]

It's sad that these guys apparently died homosexuals, and now await judgment day, where they will receive justice for their sins and eternal punishment in hell.

"No, what is sad is that you are the one to pass judgment, instead of just respecting the feelings of those close to the dead. I only hope that no one treats you the way you treat others when you are in mourning.
You wouldn't know the meaning of the word Hesed if it punched you in your bigoted mouth, or stabbed you in your non existent heart."

It won't matter whether or not your "feelings" get hurt, when you stand before Jesus to receive justice for your life.

What matters is that you had repented of your sins and put your faith in Jesus Christ before you passed. Otherwise you will not be a happy person when you receive eternal punishment in hell for your sins.

Hesed, Topix 47 Comments [10/22/2009 5:24:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Ajax
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Quote# 66555

[Warning: irony alert...]

[“…Yes, there are militant a-hole atheists. But they are very few and far between. Can we stop perpetuating this stereotype?”]

Ask Richard Dawkins & Christopher Hitchens – they’re theones making atheists look like a-holes by slandering religious folks and using strawmen.

Astroquoter, Bad Astronomy blog 36 Comments [10/22/2009 5:21:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Stimbo
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Quote# 66546

[In response to an illustration of Ardipithecus ramidus, the earliest known human ancestor.]

*rolling eyes emoticon*

You can find lots of those things at your local zoo. There is nothing remotely human about the picture associated with the article. It's an ANIMAL.

PlasmaWolf, The AllSpark 39 Comments [10/22/2009 3:58:15 AM]
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Quote# 66564

I'm sure that 2 gay men can love a child, I'm not disputing that, again, that doesn't mean that they should be given a child. It is my belief that if God wanted gay men to be parents, then they would be able to produce children together. My Bible say's that men should not lay together, if that means that I am closed minded and excluding, then I am proud to be close minded and excluding. It has been my experience that the further people drift away from God's word, the more "open minded and enlightened" they become. I have no want or desire to join all those "enlightened people".

James Smith, AFA on Facebook 56 Comments [10/21/2009 7:57:13 PM]
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Quote# 66560

There are many reasons we believe the Bible and all that it contains:

* The Bible claims to be the Word of God. 2 Timothy 3:16 states that every word of Scripture is inspired by God. 2 Peter 1:21 says that men of God wrote as they were “driven along” by the Holy Spirit.
* The Bible shows itself to be the Word of God. Every time there is a scientific or historical fact mentioned in the Bible, it has been shown to be true (the earth is round, currents in the sea, the prevailing winds, etc.). Even when a civilization mentioned has not been heard of before, archaeology eventually finds evidence that it really did exist.
* Jesus Christ quoted from the Bible and believed it to be true. Jesus used the Bible when He was being tempted by Satan. He also quoted the Bible numerous times and stated that He was fulfilling Scripture.
* Many Bible prophecies have already been fulfilled. There are thousands of prophecies in the Bible that have come true. Jesus Himself fulfilled over 600 through His life, death, and resurrection. Because so many prophecies in the Bible have already come true, we can trust that the rest will be fulfilled in the future.
* If the Bible is not true, then we have no basis for claiming we have been saved from our sins. It is only because of the Bible that we can say our sins have been forgiven. If we trust the Bible for our salvation, we must trust everything it says. Otherwise, we are picking and choosing only what we want to believe.


AIG, KidsAnswers, AIG 79 Comments [10/21/2009 7:56:42 PM]
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Submitted By: Deftera
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Quote# 66678

I work with a submariner. He thinks it is crazy to put women on subs, too. The amount of money required just to add a bathroom is over the top. The bad air and pregnancy problem is also quite real. Me being a female in the military, I just don't see why women would want to force their way onto a sub when it is not in the best interest of the country they have sworn to protect and defend.

Anonymous Commenter, OneNewsNow 53 Comments [10/21/2009 2:55:07 PM]
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Quote# 66524

Perhaps one of the things that scares atheists the most is that to them, if we are right, everything they think they know is wrong. That must be quite a burden to deal with.

TruthLover, Rapture Ready 81 Comments [10/21/2009 2:18:04 PM]
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Submitted By: DaMentalFunism
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Quote# 66708

"WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED IN 58AD?"

Once again, Nero persecuted the Christians for turning the world upside down --- as in 'reversing its poles.'

In AD57, [what is now called] Antarctica was at the top of the world --- due North.

In AD58, [what is now called] Antarctica was at the bottom of the world --- due South.

Nero used that as an excuse to persecute the Christians.

Is there any way I can make this any simpler for you?

AV1611VET, Christianforums.com 133 Comments [10/20/2009 11:35:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Master jarhead
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Quote# 66702

[About Obama winning the Nobel Peace price]

It is a sad day, almost as bad as 9/11. Obama winning the nobel peace prize would be a joke if it wasn't so tragic. I cryed on 9/11 and am crying today. The nobel peace prize means nothing. The committee has to be on drugs or paid alot of money. Obama has only traveled abroard and put down America at every chance he gets? Obama has done nothing but promote the Muslims. Are we so lost that this happens. I am already stressed out and now this. It is a sad day for America. God help us.

adeliajune, FOX news 76 Comments [10/20/2009 11:32:55 PM]
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Submitted By: wautd
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Quote# 66664

(From a news story about a 7 year old with brain cancer who's been told that he's a superhero battling his archenemy)

I wish the story could have mentioned how Dominic has met Christ, the most important part of the story. I am sure it wasnt the family that kept it out. Thanks.

John_11, Baltimore Sun 47 Comments [10/20/2009 11:21:40 PM]
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Quote# 66648

Liberal bias has become the single biggest distortion in modern Bible translations.

Andrew Schlafly, Conservapedia 48 Comments [10/20/2009 11:18:54 PM]
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Quote# 66606

No matter what way you put it, men are the dominant human race. Are we equals? Hell no, women are usually physically weaker and are no smarter in the mind than men. Try and prove me wrong.
Where a woman is usually frail and weak emotionally, men are willing to rise against. For thousands of years, woman have not been regarded as equals, despite their best efforts. Even today, amidst the feminist-loving American society, the rest of the world tends to their chauvinistic traditions that carry on today.
My wife doesn't care for that ridiculous feministic crap. We have two sons in middle school and go on with our lives.

Steve Rockefeller, Topix 81 Comments [10/20/2009 11:13:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Ajax
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Quote# 66604

[After over 9 minutes of rambling about his "obvious" proof for creationism, without actually offering said proof]
My proof of creationism is pretty simple: there's people, and there's monkeys, and they're totally different. That proves it.

Bill, The Atheist Experience 55 Comments [10/20/2009 11:12:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Dysperdis
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Quote# 66593

Are poverty and starvation only an excuse for abortions?
When a serial killer of women acts, nobody says that it is OK because he is getting women "freedom of misery".
It is evident that not all his victims were poor and that murder is not the way to solve poverty.
Is it not evident then that argument, applied to infanticide is only a dirty trick to say that it is compassionate an evil selfish action?

Cyberateos, 4forums 27 Comments [10/20/2009 11:10:24 PM]
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Quote# 66578

I like to read scripture out loud to my cats and tell them that God created them and they are to Praise Him. If I pray out loud and my kitties are with me they join in with a Meow when I say Amen.

Misty, RR 82 Comments [10/20/2009 11:07:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Secular Skeptic
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Quote# 66575

(Christians, would you ever marry an atheist?)

No way. Most atheists are homosexuals or some type of social deviant.

Besides the Bible says not to marry unbelievers.

Truth Train, Y! Answers 49 Comments [10/20/2009 11:07:22 PM]
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Quote# 66601

[A Christian couple faces harassment charges for bashing Islam to one of their Muslim guests.]

We need to sue muslims who offend us by openly degrading feminity by public display of humuliation by wearing head scarves, burkas, and similar acoutriments.

As well as the great offenses suffered whch are caused the rantings of muslim clergy degrading our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, degrading and denying the horrible acts conducted on God's people the Jews, and inciting their belivers with promises of rewards for muderering non believers expecially thoses of judeao/christian faiths.

It works both ways.

Wally, Rapture Ready 49 Comments [10/20/2009 4:13:24 PM]
Fundie Index: 38
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Quote# 66735


"Atheist is hardest; they are narrow-minded and usually only consider empirical ideas."

Muhammad B, Yahoo! Answers 46 Comments [10/20/2009 11:13:09 AM]
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Quote# 66685

If Shariah law comes to America you will see what a pyre of muslim bodies look like after they stone their first woman. I'll gladly light it up, too.

Jay B, Moonbattery 39 Comments [10/20/2009 10:14:51 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 66739

[In a thread about the recent impact on the moon.]

It is Going to Happen on Friday at 6:15am. You can watch it happen on the NASA Website.

This is INSANE. These INSANE LUNATICS do not even know what is going to happen they are hoping for the best. They are going to the Dark Side of the MOON, that has never been Explored.

GOD made everything for a REASON, and He has it DARK FOR A REASON.

We might not feel the IMPACT On FRIDAY, but it could be MONTHS down the ROAD.

I am going to say it ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS CRAZY...

April, Rapture Ready 89 Comments [10/20/2009 6:56:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Democritus
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