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Quote# 66373

It is best to practice abstinence when you are dating AND even when you are engaged. Also know that these are your last months or year of being with God as a single person. Honor this time and enjoy your quiet time alone with God while you can.You belong to Him now, but soon your body will become your husbands. Why rush it? You have a whole marital lifetime for the enjoyment of marital sex. . Just try your best to honor Him during your days of engagement and wait for that special night....the honeymoon!
-Deuteronomy. 22:21-29, 1 Corinthians 6:15-20 and 1 Corinthians 7:5

Cee Cee Michaela, Cee Cee Michaela Place 44 Comments [10/8/2009 3:12:00 PM]
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Quote# 66371

Calling something a conspiracy theory doesn't prove anything. Gays are not discriminated against, they are practically sacred in this country. All you do here is call me names, all you claims are invalid. I really find nothing wrong with the execution for homosexuality, it's not persecution, it's justice (considering that gay people are more likely to become a rapist or pedophile). Personally, I don't think we should do it in america today because God created sex and he is the only one who has the right to tell people how to use it. Unless america is directly ruled by God (like ancient Israel) then we shouldn't do it today. I have had homosexuals advance on me sexually, I don't want to get aids, and if I need a law for that, then so be it.

crusader_cat, Livejournal 57 Comments [10/8/2009 3:11:47 PM]
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Quote# 66369

Each year I think the girls clothes can't get worse and then they do. They are dreadful this year, everywhere, every shop. Ugly, raggy, dreadful rags. This must be intentional, it's got to be. However, if you walk past the adult undie/bra section you will find zillions of lovely, bright, beautiful bras and undies. They could make lovely, beautiful, well made, bright, feminine clothings for our daughters but they don't. Question is why. It is an intentional type of sexual assault I believe on our daughters. They are sexually assaulting the femininity in them and thus furthering the destruction of this Christian nation and Christian families. If they cannot physically assault them they will assault their minds, ruin them mentally.

Tweety Bird, RR 51 Comments [10/8/2009 3:11:38 PM]
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Quote# 66363

A Christian group is calling for the removal of an elephant statue, modelled after a Hindu god, from the Calgary Zoo, calling it "selective religious partiality."

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It was commissioned to look like Ganesh...

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Jim Blake, national chair of Concerned Christians Canada, sent a letter to the zoo on Thursday, calling for the sculpture to be removed.

"The zoo is not a place of religious indoctrination, it is supposed to be a safe family environment free of religious icons and selective religious partiality," Blake wrote.

"The displaying of different gods in a public place like this is an offence to our beliefs and does not represent the diversity of views that should be reflected."

If the zoo wants to keep the statue and "[embark] on teaching the public about world religions, Blake suggested that the facility also erect the cross of Jesus Christ, the Ten Commandments and Noah's Ark

"The display of foreign gods is offensive and does not reflect the views of the majority of Canadians," he continued.


Jim Blake, CBC.ca News 55 Comments [10/8/2009 3:10:40 PM]
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Quote# 66358

First of all, let's be sure to understand that there probably is some global warming going on. The earth has always been either cooling or warming. Greenland, which is mostly covered in ice, is called Greenland because hundreds of years ago it was "green" with farmlands and forests. But as the earth cooled down, it was slowly covered in ice, but the name Greenland stuck. During the building of the Siberian railroad, the builders routinely found palm trees under the ice, proving that that area was once very warm. Obviously, the earth has had many cycles of cooling and warming.
Lesson learned: No one can really tell us what the ideal temperature of the earth should be.

Conservative Kids, Conservative Kids 51 Comments [10/8/2009 3:10:22 PM]
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Quote# 66346

"Atheism has been on the rise for years now, and the Bible of the atheists is The Origin of Species," Cameron tells PEOPLE. "We have a situation in our country where young people are entering college with a belief in God and exiting with that faith being stripped and shredded. What we want to do is have student make an informed, educated decision before they chuck their faith."

Kirk Cameron, People.com 56 Comments [10/8/2009 3:09:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Armandtanzarian
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Quote# 66345

This admin is so bizarre, incompetent and out of touch with real America that you had better get used to bashing. If anyone deserves a good bashing its the Obama admin. Seriously, I have never seen so many people who hate America in a single administration.
---> There are serious concerns about the continued freedom of this great country. Obama's socialist takeover threatens everything. His plans include the denial of free speech and other critical Constitutional guarantees.

MrMannn, Rapture Ready 30 Comments [10/8/2009 3:08:55 PM]
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Submitted By: atrasicarius
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Quote# 66341

[RSTDT and FSTDT double play]

An atheist calling others "arrogant" is like a Jew calling others "cheap swindlers."

The Truth Shall Set You Free, Y! answers 24 Comments [10/8/2009 3:08:37 PM]
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Quote# 66307

Have any of the minsters here had a deliverance where Jesus Christ appears with a sword to judge a particularly stubborn demon?

Normally, I send stubborn, lying spirits to the Throne Room of God to the feet of Jesus to come back as humbled, contrite spirits. Usually, when several of them see this they are more likely to tell the truth.

Yesterday one demon (either Anger or Hatred) just refused to go even with warring angels to escort them. I prayed that Jesus Christ intervene the way he wanted to since it was beyond my experience. He appeared from afar as a figure of white. Then the demon said the figure was Christ with a sword (I thought, boy, this is going to be interesting). The Lord stuck His sword down the throat of the demon and dispatched it to the pit.

RichVA, Ministering Deliverance 51 Comments [10/8/2009 3:06:29 PM]
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Quote# 66305

No clear atmosphere means no life. Science would have us believe that life is adaptable to whatever atmosphere is around it. For evolution to work, this would have to be so. But if life possibilities were so easy, then there should be at least one planet that has life besides ours. But no life is what we find. But science is so bent on proving God and creation wrong, they will spend billions of dollars to go to other planets. But won't spend a dime to bring down Noah's ark so it can be examined. Is science afraid of truth, or are they afraid of God? I think they are more afraid of having to admit they were wrong. Think about it. All that has been invested in theories, time, etc... To admit they were wrong would be such a major blow, I doubt science could ever regain their credibility back.

So to keep creation at bay. They have to attack it's information at it's source. The person who either figured it out, or found evidence against their views. Type in any well known creationist name into a search engine and see for yourself. If you need an example name, just type in Kent Hovind. He is the most hated creationist by atheist known to man. Their lies have even branched over to the christian sites. So don't be surprised if you find some christian sites that agree with the atheist ones.

Issac, Y.E.C. Headquarters 36 Comments [10/8/2009 3:06:14 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 66297

Again, your hypocrisy knows no bounds! It is the communist ACLU and their fellow traveling evo-atheist fascists on the bench who are preventing Darwin's braindead natural selection god from being exposed for the evo-religious fairytale that it is. As such, I am fighting the commies’ stranglehold over science, whereas you aid and abet them at every opportunity.

GodGunsGuts, Freerepublic 32 Comments [10/8/2009 3:04:59 PM]
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Quote# 66289

Look at the states and countries where gay marriage is accepted, there is a sudden pandemic, credit crisis, storms, fires etc etc... When will the world wake up and see that homosexuality is against the natures of God anyone who thinks otherwise is a mental case and demonic depressed and needs serious help!!!

Kristina Howells, Facebook 41 Comments [10/8/2009 3:04:39 PM]
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Quote# 66287

Help with a problem

Hi everyone,

I wanted to throw this out there and see what everyone thinks.

I work as a manager for an automotive shop with a few employees. One of our automotive technicians was hired (but not by me) several months ago. He seems to be a good employee, shows up to work when he's supposed to and does a decent job. But the problem I have is that when he first started working I thought he was a good Christian. He even wears a cross on a necklace around his neck. But I found out that he's a Christian in name only.

Come to find out that he doesn't go to church, he drinks beer after work, and the woman who I thought was his wife is only his girlfriend. They've been living together and have a child. Well to top it off we were having a discussion about politics one day and I found out that he voted for Obama! And he thinks Obama is doing a good job as president!

I have tried witnessing to him on several occasions but he acts like he doesn't want to hear any of it. I told him that he needs to straighten his life out but he kind of got upset with me.

I know legally we can't fire him for not being a good Christian, but I really don't know if I can work with him anymore. I just don't like being around sinners like him. I've brought it up to the owner of the store, my boss, who's a good Christian but we haven't figured out what to do yet. I have been watching him closely to look for any screwups we might be able to use to get rid of him. I'd really like to keep him on if he would be a good Christian, but he refuses to listen to the Word. I'd really like for him to work elsewhere but he doesn't show any interest in leaving.

What's a guy to do?


Waitingtofly, Rapture Ready 83 Comments [10/8/2009 3:04:30 PM]
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Quote# 66284

Take_me_away!: I have just gotten the official email that the flu shot will be mandated for ALL healthcare workers in NYS. Worse yet, we have now found that 3 out of the 4 major hospitals in my area are MANDATING the SWINE FLU shot as well (for all healthcare workers). My husband and I have come to a decision that I will not be getting the swine flu shot, and we are preparing for the worst, financially. I'm a nurse, so there are no jobs out there for me in the state that won't require me to get this shot. Prayers for all of us, folks. The persecution has begun

forbygrace:
I think this is terrible and I pray for you to stand strong. It must be very, very difficult-scary and so unfair. Yes, the persecution has begun. To order people to subject themselves to what may well be a kind of poison is unconscionable to me! Your'e doing the right thing!

take_me_away!: I know.... I actually feel at peace about it. My husband and I have already had discussions about this over the past months, as we knew this was coming. We most likely will lose the house, as there is no way I can get a job that will make as much money. My son will have to be pulled from daycare if they require kids to get it - there's no way he's getting that vaccine, either. So...... I most probably will get a waitressing job - or two, that will get us some money.I KNOW that the Lord will provide.

take_me_away!, Rapture Ready 68 Comments [10/8/2009 3:03:50 PM]
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Quote# 66282

Research has shown that same-sex relationships do not have the stability of heterosexual counterparts. 75% of same-sex couples do not stay together for more than 7 years, and monogamy is not so common. Heterosexual couples have also had some marital stability issues in recent decades, but not to this extreme. It is a myth that legalizing same-sex marriage won’t impact the heterosexual folks. Countries that have legalized same-sex marriage have seen fewer people entering ANY type of marriage, probably due to a psychological message that the procreative and unitive significance of marriage has been underminded. Children need and crave marital stability. Marrying the opposite sex “until death do us part” is a public good that remains available to all adults (even though many choose not to marry for various reasons).

Anonymous Commenter, OneNewsNow 36 Comments [10/8/2009 3:03:30 PM]
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Quote# 66280

"It is important for Christians to understand that Friday's Muslim prayer initiative is part of a well-defined strategy to Islamize American society and replace the Bible with the Koran, the cross with the Islamic crescent and the church bells with the Athan [the Muslim call to prayer]," the Rev. Canon Julian Dobbs, leader of the Convocation of Anglicans in North America's Church and Islam Project, said in a written statement.

"The time has come for the American public to call Islam to account," he said.

Canon Julian Dobbs, CNN 17 Comments [10/8/2009 3:03:21 PM]
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Quote# 66271

If homosexuality were "normal" then there would BE no history, biology would never progress beyond a single generation, and as far as chemistry i fail to see how sexuality plays ANY part in this field; because a small percentage of people are gay, does not mean that it is "normal", homosexuality does not play ANY part in the "normal" congress of human affairs except as a sideshow to be ridiculed and scorned.

weewilly, Moonbattery 26 Comments [10/8/2009 3:02:40 PM]
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Submitted By: Marshall Garvey
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Quote# 66242

There are no sexual orientation genes. Being a homosexual is a perversion of the mind and while unrepentant gay/lesbian/trans are under allegiance to satan.

This goes for any sin, anyone who is slave to sin. But being gay is certainly not a blessing, and homosexuals are not children of God, as much as Oprah might like you to believe.

fanuvmxpx, Grace Centered Christian Forums 22 Comments [10/8/2009 2:59:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Jodie
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Quote# 66238

*this person is defending Iran's methods of execution*

“A version of the “upright jerker” is used for capital punishment in Iran (a nation which seems hellbent on using every revolting method of execution conceived). Iran uses a crane to jerk the noose upward violently.”

LOL what the f*uck is this nonsense? What did Iran ever do to you? They just exist over there in their own land minding their own damn business. To be perfectly honest, in my opinion Iran is one of the least offensive countries on planet earth and there exists only one group of people interested in fighting with them. Ironically they are a group that is in my opinion hands down, no contest, the absolutely most offensive and downright disgusting collective ever to walk the face of the earth.
I’ll assume you are one of them, towing the tribe line and all. So in conclusion, fuck off and die.

DavidTehGnome, Listverse 14 Comments [10/8/2009 2:59:17 PM]
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Quote# 66234

Post #921

I have a theory, if science can't get it's theories to be known as facts,why bother. I call it gravity, since I know it's a fact. No need to add theory to it any more unless you just like the sound of your own voice. If I had to hear things from your perspective, I would push a pencil through both ear drums!

Teresa, Judge Blocks Ky. Schools Graduation Prayer 27 Comments [10/8/2009 2:59:00 PM]
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Submitted By: John Thompson
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Quote# 66227

because i am a true christian who believes in talking about god and his son on a constant basis is the reason i have been found to be legally insane by the medical proffesion. They call it grandiose because i say i am friends with god and his son to the point that my every day life is consumed with talking about how wonderful god is and they would medicate that out of me but thank god for the fact that unless i am a criminal of some sort they cannot drug me for it. I am Jehovah's witness and i was Jailed for a crime i did not commit and then classified insane for being a religious fanatic because even in prison i would not stop preaching or singing songs about god.This is not uncommon in the us penitentiaries you are not supposed to be happy in confinment.

IJAH, yahoo answers 15 Comments [10/8/2009 2:58:11 PM]
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Submitted By: sillynipnips
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Quote# 66225

I'm actually wondering if Steven Spielberg has ever made any movies that don't use God's name in vain—Independence Day, Jurassic Park, Deep Impact, Jaws... all curse in God's name. It's Hollywood's insignia, to blaspheme the God of the Bible and desecrate the Person of Jesus Christ, and no wonder, because Hollywood is predominantly Jewish and they HATE Jesus Christ. When I went for surgery in July of this year, I was staying in Hollywood. I saw the big “Hollywood” sign against the mountains. I also saw Jewish temples all over the place. I love Jewish people, and I am NOT anti-Semite, God forbid; but most Jews reject Jesus as the Messiah. This is why Hollywood produces blasphemous movies like SAVED, starring the ever so shameful Mandy Moore.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-is-Savior 40 Comments [10/8/2009 2:55:29 PM]
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Quote# 66208

[In response to: "until the Muslims want to incorporate the Koran into the cirriculum...or the satanists want to add their"religion" into the mix citing the same argument"]

Yes, but Texas, and the rest of the U.S.A was not built on, or based on, the" koran" or "satans bible"...but on the Holy CHRISTIAN scriptures. This ... Read Morecountry was formed as a CHRISTIAN ... Read Morecountry, not muslin etc. So therefore, if ANY religion/bible is taught in the U.S.A.. then the Christian bible should be taught...and *only the Christian bible. Anyone who doesn't like that should go back to the country that teaches what THEY prefer! or go start their *own country...instead of trying to change ours!

Donna Porter, AFA Facebook page 21 Comments [10/8/2009 2:53:49 PM]
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Quote# 66198

it's much, much more important to teach our children about salvation, walking with Christ and the message of the Bible than it is to indoctrinate them into "religion".


Tres Wright, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [10/8/2009 2:53:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Tiberius Thyben
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Quote# 66196

I think I saw some vampires at a Old Navy the other day shopping. It was a couple with a baby. He had a bald head with tatoos of horns on his head and a ring in his nose lika a bull and some kind of huge ear rings with satanic symbols on them and a shirt with a pentagram and writing on it. She had huge paint red hair and had ,I guess, cut her ears into points. I looked with squinted eyes to see better but he saw me and I could FEEL the oppression! I didn't see the baby but poor thing! What came to my mind was the movie the Bible when the Angels are in sodom and the people looked like that. It was like WOW it is getting out in the open in mainstream public like sodom!
And these movies (twilight) are promoting this to the children and making it very appealing!

faithmarie, rapture ready 53 Comments [10/8/2009 2:52:04 PM]
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