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Quote# 67671

agnostic means that you believe in A God, just not the god in the bible and atheists believe god is fake and that we are cousins of apes..

Nikki S, Yahoo! Answers 45 Comments [11/23/2009 3:29:05 PM]
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Submitted By: ADR&S
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Quote# 67707


alcohol are called spirits for a reason. they invoke demons to enter the body and make you act like a clown to a monster. depends on what enters you through the pineal gland.

some just want to feel sex again and others just want to destroy you.

don't drink alcohol unless you want to be possessed by demons. and the same goes for any excess of emotion.

we are not alone and there are many dimensions existing together with many different lifeforms who travel in a variety of ways.

born yesterday, Above Top Secret 82 Comments [11/23/2009 2:49:48 AM]
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Quote# 67715

[Comment on a video of a man who was fired from his job for telling a manager that homosexuality is wrong]



So many uneducated, anti-Christian, anti-God inflammatory comments here. Take "In God We Trust" off the money? Protect homosexuals but not heterosexuals from free speech? My God, what is our country coming to? This marks the decline of the United States as a coherent, viable, world power. So much liberalism, away with structure! Away with right! Let everyone who has a new (and unhealthy) idea have their way but NOT the way our forefathers instituted our nation.It's all going down the toilet at the hands of those who wish to do whatever they please and celebrate their corruption.And please, lepers of the 21st century - READ THE BIBLE before you quote it!

Proresumehelp, AOL News "Man Fired Over Gay Marriage Comment" 62 Comments [11/23/2009 2:39:30 AM]
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Submitted By: jimbo0392
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Quote# 67711

The wedding ceremony is a picture of Jesus (the groom) and the church (His bride). Any ceremony that leaves out Jesus misses the original and most important point.

My family and I went to see a great play at the Sight and Sound Theater in Lancaster, PA last week called "In The Beginning." There was one part where there is a beautiful wedding ceremony with Adam and Eve in the garden with Jesus officiating. It became very clear what the original mean of marriage was by watching this Biblical truth acted out.
Sad that so many do not honor the Author of marriage. It has devolved to a man-made, man-centered and empty ritual.

ScaredyCAt, RR 66 Comments [11/23/2009 2:38:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Chimbley_Sweep
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Quote# 67700

A gay lifestyle is a choice. And to equate such is an insult to the African-American community and diminishes its brutal struggles of the past.

African-Americans did not choose to be unmercifully persecuted and denied constitutional rights.

Put to a proper vote, the people of Maine have spoken loud and clear.


Robin L. Quillon, Johnstown Tribune Democrat 61 Comments [11/23/2009 2:32:48 AM]
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Quote# 67748

["Neutral means 0% conservative bias and 0% liberal bias. It's not a compromise, it's complete neutrality."]

Karajou: It's already proven in all walks of life that liberals are either liars or lunatics, so any percentage of liberalism in the project just isn't going to happen.

["That's exactly my point. Neutral means 0% of BOTH liberalism and conservatism....There's a very "us vs. them" mentality on this site that disturbs me greatly."]

Andy Schlafly: I doubt that "disturbs [you] greatly." More likely you don't like it when someone points out liberal deceit. That disturbs many liberals greatly.

Andy Schlafly & Karajou, Conservative Bible Project 68 Comments [11/22/2009 9:35:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 67746

Compared to the pukes in the Whitehouse American patriots are terrorists and have been since 2001. The left have positioned themselves WITH the radical Muslims and that is what we have for a president thanks to the anti-American Democrats.

TED, Moonbattery 34 Comments [11/22/2009 9:35:50 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 67717

[Re: the animated Disney movie Mulan]

The underlying message in Mulan is feminism. The film frequently takes aim at the custom in her society that women are unfit to fight. The film also has a strong occult content, including worship of ancestral spirits, and a miniature dragon who has a central role in the movie serving as Mulan's familiar spirit; this makes Mulan questionable fare for Christian youth to view without parental guidance.

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 93 Comments [11/20/2009 12:10:00 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 67713

[On the Ft. Hood shooter]

No Muslims should be in the military.....period. This man who killed these people was a true Muslim.

Jimmy Duane Edge, AFA on Facebook 49 Comments [11/20/2009 12:08:49 PM]
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Quote# 67701

“This happens in all cases where people are oppressed and lack representation,” continued Fritz. “We will have gay and lesbian people strapping bombs to their chests and blowing up churches. All it will take is one or two more losses like this. If marriage equality is taken away in one of the landmark states, we will see domestic terrorism arise very quickly. … In 1991, I witnessed gay and lesbian activists setting fire to buildings and beating people with baseball bats in Los Angeles.”

Fritz, Americans for Truth 73 Comments [11/19/2009 7:36:09 PM]
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Quote# 67698

"science flies people to the moon, religion flies people into buildings."

Atheists (or at least members of secular anti-religious political groups) have, in fact, carried out a disproportionate number of suicide bombings throughout modern history.

Smorfia48, Moonbattery 98 Comments [11/19/2009 7:36:06 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 67679

The biggest terrosim act this country has had to face and continues to face is the election of Obama as its president, he's just working to destroy us from the inside out. Those who don't recognize that or refuse to recognize that are fooling themselves. The only hope we have is to pray that Obama comes to know Jesus as his personal savior, that is my prayer for this president.

Sharma Brown, One Million Moms on Facebook 56 Comments [11/19/2009 7:35:52 PM]
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Quote# 67676

Men are in charge of women, because Allah made men to be better than women. Refuse to have sex with women from whom you fear rebellion, and scourge them. 4:34

PICKTHAL: Men are in charge of women, because Allah hath made the one of them to excel the other, and because they spend of their property (for the support of women). So good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah hath guarded. As for those from whom ye fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart, and scourge them. Then if they obey you, seek not a way against them. Lo! Allah is ever High, Exalted, Great.

If you are in a habit of scourging a woman then killing is a common second step.

Here is a Quranic verse in which "idreb" is used:

8:12 - ""Strike" off their heads, "strike" off the very tips of their fingers!"

By striking on the head of a person is not less than killing (its most likely that a person cam die of head injury)

gmtsource, Miami Herald 47 Comments [11/19/2009 7:35:45 PM]
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Quote# 67675

So sad that they're going after the kids. A couple I know goes to people's homes and prays for spiritual protection. They are always finding kids' toys that are demonic, an occult book in the family bookcase, or things of that nature.

I would advise everyone to go through their home and get rid of anything that doesn't seem right with your spirit. Plead the blood of the lamb over every inch of the house, anoint the doors and windows, and pray for warrior angels to protect the property.

URGodzFavrit, RR 105 Comments [11/18/2009 2:58:59 PM]
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Quote# 67552

My compliments to the justice for standing up for his beliefs!
It sickens me how people seem to bow down and worship interracial or gay couples. Doesn't anyone have respect for their ancestors, heritage or tradition anymore?
It's sad that, in this day in age, people are more concerned about the breed of their dogs than that of their children.

JBC, Topix 88 Comments [11/18/2009 2:57:30 PM]
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Quote# 67502

Good deal, Maine voters. Gay "rights" activists whine about "rights" - but like so many people, forget about "responsibility". The navel gazers can only think about what they want, and never consider how their wants might affect society at large. There appears to be correlation between increasing gay rights, and decreasing fertility both in the US and in Europe. Causation has not been established - but, how do you establish cause? Do you wait til civilization collapses to prove causation? The fact is, fertility rates fall in correlattion with increased gay rights. Meanwhile - more virile and fertile peoples invade both the US and Europe from the south. Peoples who reject homosexuality.
Given free reign, the gay community and the invading hordes will destroy our homelands. Count on it.
I congratulate the people of Maine for rejecting the sacrilege of gay marriage.

John Smith, The Wall Street Journal 70 Comments [11/18/2009 2:57:13 PM]
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Quote# 67689

Why in the world is it so hard for people to believe that someone of a Muslim faith would not infiltrate the White House and become President on purpose? We just saw a major in the army fully Muslim finally show his true colors and loyalty against the Great Satan. It blows me away why so many wont just state the obvious? He is Muslim and his fruit bares it. Oh sure, we hear about "cocktail" parties and other westernized things they do, etc.. but Muslims are given permission to lie by the Koran to the infidels in order to further the cause of Allah. Lies are not only spoken, there are other ways to promegate a lie. And we get to watch it right on TV every day. Satan is good at what he does. And we are sheep, remember?

sunshine2777, RR 83 Comments [11/18/2009 9:48:03 AM]
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Quote# 67685

Climate Change is a religion and it's holy sacrament is Abortion.

4timedad, Rapture Ready 162 Comments [11/18/2009 9:45:50 AM]
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Quote# 67665

I believe that they will say that the aliens took Christians because we were hurting the global harmony and unity of the world- so we needed to be reprogrammed or destroyed. People will buy it and told to unite with the AC.

truthwarrior, RR 84 Comments [11/16/2009 2:38:16 PM]
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Quote# 67654

I will choose my words here very carefully.

The United States of America is a Christian nation and its Christian constitution has been violated by the current president Barack Obama. Did he actually say that he was a Christian in order to gain power? Did he then apparently renounce his Christian faith? He has stated that he is a Muslim.

In other words, if the above is true, he has committed treason against the USA and its people. He is a direct threat to the national security of the USA. He has gained power under false pretences. Does his so-called dithering on sending more troops to Afghanistan endanger the troops in that country directly because of his own indecision and delay?

I can't reveal what we are doing in Britain for security reasons except to say that I am bringing direct charges of high treason against my own country's PM. But what you Americans need to do is to bring charges of treason against your current president quickly and swiftly in order to force him to step down. You can do this by contacting the FBI and Secret Service and start an official complaint against Obama accordingly. If you wait to try to impeach him through Congress, you will take to long ... and by the time they act it may be too late! Start the legal process now.

The USA is now in a position of actual civil war against Islam within its own borders and has been since the day Obama gained power. May God help you!

If you don't act immediately, Obama will bring in Sharia law making the murder of Christians, Jews and infidels legal. You have been warned.

Admzaa, Rapture Forums 206 Comments [11/16/2009 2:16:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 67647

[I don't know which is worse, the original question or the answers]

The "Dark Ages" is a misnomer. What do you think?
Dark Ages is a misnomer, since it was a time in which there were the least heathenism (Islam, Buddhism, Atheism, etc, which all lead to Satan) and the most people who saw the light of Christ. It was termed the Dark Ages by non-Christians (Satanists) who hated Christ and Christianity and only wanted to make Christianity's influence seem like a negative thing. Just because scientific advancement was delayed, they see it as a bad thing. Science advancements don't matter if you do not have salvation. Salvation is the most important thing.

[Gorillawits] Its called th dark ages cause the Catholic Church suppressed the bible and kept it to themselves.

[oldguy63] No, the Dark Ages were coined by Protestants who were pushed down under the control of Catholicism and martyred by the wagon load.

Morganie and others, Y! answers 72 Comments [11/16/2009 12:58:02 PM]
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Quote# 67644

I concur with the author. Too many times while in university studying social work have I heard gay people declare their movement is the synonymous to the Black movement involving civil rights. They are being spoon fed this BS and to contrast it with the African American civil rights movement simply serves to denigrate any accomplishment Blacks have made from the slave house to the white house. They would maybe be better served to make a comparison between Jews and their movement (but that’s anti-semetic right?) than Blacks and the civil rights movement. The smoke sreens and mirrors being tossed about is simply meant to further push Black Americans down another rung on the ladder of progress, to draw attention away from OUR continued difficulties and to eradicate any consideration for our concerns. It is propaganda at its highest and in its essence DOES continue to oppress Blacks.

tendragons, Elev8 59 Comments [11/16/2009 12:57:25 PM]
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Submitted By: the old firm
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Quote# 67642

Archbishop Henry Luke Orombi yesterday said he fears for his life because of the campaign he has waged against homosexuals.

“Nowadays, I don’t wear my collar when I am in countries which have supporters of homosexuals,” he said while addressing Christians at Kitunga archdeaconry, West Ankole diocese in Ntungamo district.

“I am forced to dress like a civilian because those people are dangerous. They can harm anybody who is against them. Some of them are killers. They want to close the mouth of anybody who is against them.”
Orombi is among the Anglican archbishops who have led the boycott against the Lambeth Conference, which takes places later this month, over the issue of homosexuality.

The Global Anglican Future Conference, which was held in Jerusalem last month, resolved to form a new movement and broke ties with the authority of Canterbury over the consecration of gay bishops.

Despite the threats, Orombi yesterday continued his anti-gay campaign, asking Christians to pray for him and others who are against homosexuals.

“Homosexuals are agitating that it is a human right. But how can it be a human right for a man to sleep with another man or a woman to marry a woman?” he asked.

“What we need is to wake up and protect our church and children against this practice.”

He argued that God created men and women so that they could have children and fill the world so that the generations could continue. “So where do the homosexuals want to get their children?” he asked.

Orombi noted that homosexuals were trying to take advantage of Africa’s poverty by making donations, building schools and offering scholarships.

“We should not accept any donation that comes our way and has strings attached. Some people have already fallen victims in Uganda and we need to stop it,” the archbishop said.

Bishop Yona Katonene, the bishop of West Ankole diocese, who accompanied the archbishop, said he had received a report that a male teacher in Bushenyi had married a male student.

Archbishop Henry Luke Orombi, the new visison 68 Comments [11/16/2009 12:56:39 PM]
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Submitted By: the old firm
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Quote# 67640

[Re: movie being made about Mohammad]

What better way to get your belief out there than to make a high quality (money wise) movie and have it done by someone who has made millions from making movies! It's too bad that these big movie makers aren't as interested in doing a big money movie on the life and death of Christ and it's purpose! [Emphasis added]

Christina, Rapture Ready 75 Comments [11/16/2009 12:51:37 PM]
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Quote# 67584

When will we wake up? Muslims will never be good and loyal Americans (or citizens of any western nation for that matter). They are muslims first and foremost; where they live is just a place to rest and crap on the locals. I say we round them (muslims) up along with all the ileagals and deport them to a point about one thousand miles east of my home of Virginia. The United States are for those who where born here or came here in accordance with the law. Perhaps our European friends could take a similar approach and send their muslims to the same place where they can all tread water together.

Bill S., Moonbattery 38 Comments [11/16/2009 12:28:40 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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