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Quote# 67639

I've heard preachers say that the sexual demonic force/spirits intertwine with rebellious spirits. So, it wouldn't surprise me at all that the demonic spirits behind this homosexual movement aren't violent in nature, especially towards Christians. They hate anyone who believes in the God that says homosexuality is an abomination.

Chicken5516, Rapture Ready 53 Comments [11/16/2009 12:27:50 PM]
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Quote# 67636

A Polk County teacher is suing the state for requiring her to be fingerprinted for a background check, saying it violates her religious freedom. ... Pam McLaurin believes the book of Revelation literally and that getting a fingerprint would bear her the mark of the beast and she would be "be tormented in burning sulfur."

Pam McLaurin, KTRE.com 62 Comments [11/16/2009 12:26:14 PM]
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Submitted By: jz456
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Quote# 67632

why dont teachers stop teaching their fake global warming and green peace agendas and start teaching about the REAL world around us.

DevilDogPratt, http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com 36 Comments [11/16/2009 12:14:02 PM]
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Quote# 67631

The reason gay marriage will never be legal is because Christians will be prosecuted for saying it's wrong to be gay. Secondly, your kids WILL be taught about gay sex in primary school if gay marriage is the law of the land. When this happens, most parents would then take their kids out of public schools and put them in Christians schools so their kids would avoid reading books like My Two Dad's.

This would be unfair to the children of atheists because they'd have to remain in gay-friendly public schools, and most likely grow up to be at least bisexual - we're all products of our environment I'm afraid.

TRUTHNO78, Online Opinion 51 Comments [11/16/2009 12:03:43 PM]
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Submitted By: Sancho
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Quote# 67630

Saying moderate Muslim is like saying moderate flesh eating bacteria or moderate serial killer.

SK, Moonbattery 31 Comments [11/16/2009 11:41:53 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 67618

The same God who instituted the death penalty for murders is the same god who instituted the death penalty for rapists and for homosexuals, sodomites and queers!

That's what it was instituted for, okay? That's God, he hasn't changed. Oh, God doesn't feel that way in the New Testament ... God never "felt" anything about it, he commanded it and said they should be taken out and killed.

You know why God wanted the sodomites in the Old Testament to be killed? You know why every good king of Israel, the Bible says they got rid of the sodomites in the land? You know, the good kings that came after the bad kings who had allowed the sodomites to infest their land, they had infiltrated ... King Asa got the sodomites out of the land, Jehoshaphat exterminated the sodomites that were left from the days of his father, Asa. Why? Because the sodomites are infectious, that's why. Because they're not reproducers, that goes without saying, they're recruiters.

Steven Anderson, Crooks & Liars 38 Comments [11/16/2009 11:19:17 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 67615

I'm here to preach the Bible. And I'm sick to death -- hey, let me tell you something. Our country is run by faggots. You know who wrote this 700-billion-dollar bailout bill? You know who was the man who was the architect of the bailout? His name is Barney Franks, he is a pedophile, he has been arrested for uh, interacting with boys that are in their teenage years when he's in his 50s, it's in the news, he's been arrested for it. He is a pedophile, he is a homosexual, he has stood up in the floor of the sacred halls of justice and said, 'I am gay, I am a sodomite.'

That's Barney Frank, that's who just sold our country into fascism. That's who just sold our corporations to the government. That's who sold out our country, a faggot! And I'm here to tell you something! I'm not going to stand for it, and let a faggot run the church! It's bad enough that we've got a bunch of faggots running the government!

Steven Anderson, Crooks & Liars 52 Comments [11/16/2009 11:17:39 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 67611

The minute the twin towers went down the mosques and borders should have been closed, every foreign Arab deported, and every naturalized Arab either under surveilance or in a camp.


Aaron, Baptist Board 45 Comments [11/16/2009 11:17:05 AM]
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Quote# 67608

I don’t “hate” gay people. I’m rather indifferent. I “HATE” what queers do to force their degenerate agenda down my throat. I “HATE” the very idea of changing laws that protect everyone equally to grant some degenerate group of misfits special rights no one else has. I “HATE” having to explain to my kids what the fu– a queer is. I “HATE” being told I’m somehow homophobic for being disgusted by queers, while their ridiculouse rants against societal norms in much more vitriolic terms is celebrated. I “HATE” a personal choice some fruitcakes make is ever even considered in the same vein as a race issue. I dont hate queers, I just hate everything they stand for, do, believe in, or try to force me to believe. Is that bad?

Greg, Stuff White People Like 53 Comments [11/16/2009 11:16:11 AM]
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Quote# 67606

[Re: news report of Quran verses supposedly appearing on a Russian baby]

The mysterious writing on the wall miracle of Daniel in Babylon is a stand alone God-made miraculous event no matter what substrate, what writing instrument, what circumstances are reported now and in the future. This one is a hoax and while I don't necessarily believe it has been done just for the sake of discrediting the Daniel event it still could be part of Satan or man's intent. Regardless, it's a supernatural wannabe hoax that probably will brainwash many who are supersticious, without The Truth, and easily duped.

Batman, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [11/16/2009 11:15:42 AM]
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Quote# 67602

RULES OF ATHEISM

1. “I’m right and you are wrong”.

2. Never admit that you are wrong, even if you really are.

3. When you have nothing to say, hurl insults.

4. Regard and portray your own violence, whether physical, psychological,
or verbal, at all times as defensive.

5. Specific example for 4.: Cry for “freedom from religion”, but whenever
followers of other faiths want the same freedom and courts agree, scream
“Persecution!”

6. Be prepared at all times to lie and bluster, particularly when backed
into a corner in an argument

7. When caught lying, always accuse the opposition of lying rather than
be honest and admit the obvious
8. Never accept responsibility for any mess you have personally caused.

9. When you are forced to admit to an error, regard the whole process of
error and correction as part of atheisms failure for you and not as a
something for which you should apologise retract or make amends except
verbally and secretly to yourself

10. Always see yourself and you personal actions as part of no ones plans for
the world. Recognise that even your errors are just part of being a vertabrate monkey out of the premordial slugde

11.Profess humility but avoid the actual experience of it.

12.Refuse to take in information that differs from your own view and
oppose all such information through classification of such information in
a derogatory and simplistic manner(eg by categorising it as right wing
propaganda)

13.Refuse to accept that truth is not black and white; that reality is
complex and there are shades of grey

14.Refuse to forgive anyone else for anything because you have no moral compass guiding you.

ExiledAlien, atheiststooges 87 Comments [11/16/2009 11:14:56 AM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 67613

Let me tell you something: Barack Obama has wrought lewdness in America. America has become lewd. What does lewd mean? L-E-W-D? Obscene. Right? Dirty. Filthy. Homosexuality. Promiscuity. All of the -- everything that's on the billboard, the TV. Sensuality. Lewdness! We don't even know what lewdness means anymore! We're just surrounded by it, inundated with it!

... And yet you're going to tell me that I'm supposed to pray for the socialist devil, murderer, infanticide, who wants to see young children and he wants to see babies killed through abortion and partial-birth abortion and all these different things -- you're gonna tell me I'm supposed to pray for God to give him a good lunch tomorrow while he's in Phoenix, Arizona.

Nope. I'm not gonna pray for his good. I'm going to pray that he dies and goes to hell. When I go to bed tonight, that's what I'm going to pray. And you say, 'Are you just saying that?' No. When I go to bed tonight, Steven L. Anderson is going to pray for Barack Obama to die and go to hell.

You say, 'Why would you do that?' That our country could be saved.

Steven Anderson, Crooks & Liars 62 Comments [11/16/2009 11:14:44 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 67599

They may be looking at it logically, but they aren't looking at it biblicaly.

OrangeWizard, Gamefaqs 46 Comments [11/16/2009 11:12:06 AM]
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Submitted By: wackadoodle
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Quote# 67598

The more the gays get their way, the worse off they are. They are like so many bratty kids who are never happy. Look what happened when the gay movement brought them out of the closet. They went to places such as San Francisco and New York City where they lived in large gay enclaves. This was the gay Disneyland. At last they were surrounded by people just like themselves. They could do anything they wanted in an environment of total acceptance. And that is exactly what they did - they did everything they wanted with as many people as they wanted and they ended up with AIDS. Be careful what you wish for.

cradle of freedom, Free Republic 26 Comments [11/16/2009 11:11:59 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 67597

[size=15]How About Starting Now to Reclaim America from the Muslims?[/size]

After the sickening news of yesterday when a Muslim American soldier’s clothing brazenly opened fire into a crowd of other American soldiers and citizens, killing at least 13 and wounding nearly 30 very innocent non-Muslim American citizens I’m ready for some GOOD CHANGE.

This has got to stop. We have to start cleaning house of this vermin that call themselves “peaceful Muslims.” We know now that THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A PEACEFUL MUSLIM. Even this Army Officer was probably thought to have been a “peaceful Muslim” proved to us that they don’t exist. They are filled with hate and violence toward all of what they, in their minds, call decent peace loving people, ‘infidels.’ If we are infidels, they are ‘hatefidels’ and we should take aim on them for a change.

Let’s start a new trend here in what was once relatively peaceful America. We should begin purging our federal government of ALL known Muslims and any others who associate themselves with any thing remotely Islamic. They are not fit to be our neighbors or even be in the same country with us. Their initial intent is to make us bow to THEIR will in OUR country.

I say, “To hell with them” and I mean that literally. They aren’t fit to be around good honest, God-loving people, and I mean the God that is good and loving Himself; not the one that tells his followers to go and KILL others so they can come to him in his heaven. Good! Go to him and I doubt you’ll see any heaven where he resides; more like the fires of Hell are in his so-called heaven. There they will pay for their sins of killing innocent people just because those innocents didn’t conform to their unholy and dastardly way of life.

Jerry McConnell, Canada Free Press 49 Comments [11/16/2009 11:11:38 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 67595

A MARTA bus driver is on suspension following allegations that he forced passengers to pray before allowing them to exit the bus.

Christopher James was one of those passengers. James said, initially, he thought something was wrong when he rang the bell to get off the bus and the door didn’t open.

James said the bus driver asked him and three other passengers to join hands in prayer. James said the driver prayed with the group for about four minutes.

Leroy Matthews, WSBTV 38 Comments [11/16/2009 11:08:45 AM]
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Submitted By: DeKalb
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Quote# 67586

[On President Obama's response to the Fort Hood shooting]

I think BO is upset about this shooting, but for an entirely different reason than he should be. He is upset because it proves his religion (Islam) is not one of peace. He's upset because he knows this will result in backlash against muslims. He's upset because he's going to have to pretend to condemn the events, out of feeling obligated to do so as President, and that will require him to have to play a character he is not. From the tone of how he talked about the shooting, he seemed upset not about the shooting, but about the fact that he had to talk about it.

teotwawki, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [11/16/2009 11:06:24 AM]
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Submitted By: satan
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Quote# 67587

[On a thread about a Christian who murdered his atheist roommate]

I thought athiests believed in survival of the fittest.

Teotwawki , RR 53 Comments [11/16/2009 10:23:49 AM]
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Submitted By: satan
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Quote# 67583

Aliens are NOT demons? Puhleeze... now that is crazy talk

How do they explain reports of when people use the name Jesus the Aliens run?

MROD, RR 96 Comments [11/15/2009 5:47:37 PM]
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Quote# 67579

In Australia we got FlashForward about the same time as the U.S. and now we are seeing the ads for 'V' which is coming soon - so the whole world (?) will get the deception about the same time.

I have seen the trailer for Fourth Kind and thought it was demonic. Anyone remember the film (and book) Communion about Whitley Streiber's experience? Very demonic. The character in the movie who is Eastern European immediately recognizes 'the event' as something that has happened in the past in the old country - perhaps reminiscent of ghosts, vampires, werewolves, witches, etc.? The 'adversary' has an answer for every age we live in - now in the 'space age' we get demonic activity in UFOs to keep up with the times!

I remember some years ago when Independence Day first came out, I did not watch it for many years - my paranoia side said to me that there may be some subliminal stuff in that movie. Silly idea I know, but who can say that the people are not being conditioned to accept some extraterrestrial explanation for the rapture?

barryinaustralia, RR 56 Comments [11/15/2009 5:47:18 PM]
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Quote# 67576

I saw that advert for "The Fourth Kind" when I logged in to my youtube page - I immediately closed it out. Made me sick to look at it - like it was almost 'taunting' me ... Sad thing is, this world's going to accept the 'alien' explanation hook, line, and sinker. I He comes for us soon...

ThankfulHeart , RR 47 Comments [11/15/2009 5:43:18 PM]
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Quote# 67566

The Supreme Court is not legislation. ONE bill from the House can overturn Roe v Wade. We need to stop letting our pro-life legislators off the hook. Either they don't understand the 3 branches of government, or they are cowards.

Julia Gregory Seay, AFA on Facebook 45 Comments [11/15/2009 5:42:43 PM]
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Quote# 67565

One of three suspects in an antigay hate crime that occurred early Sunday on Long Island in New York told police, “God made me hate gay people.”

Robert Bellamy, Jr., 23, is the only suspect apprehended thus far in the beating of a man and his friend, who police believe was dressed in drag for Halloween, in Lakeview in Nassau County. The other two suspects are still at large.

Bellamy, who was charged with robbery and assault as a hate crime, blamed his alleged actions on a directive from a higher power, according to Newsday.

“Bellamy told police, ‘God made me hate gay people,’ court records show,” Newsday reported.

Bellamy and the two other assailants shouted antigay slurs as they kicked and beat the two men, who were targeted because of their perceived sexual orientation. The attackers stole $7 from one of the victims. The victims suffered cuts and bruises.

Robert Bellamy, Jr., http://advocate.com/ 36 Comments [11/15/2009 5:42:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Mathew
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Quote# 67558

There is no fossil record for chimpanzee's, apart from that, similarities no way prove same kind or prove shared common ancestor.

The coccyx is not a tail bone, it is a part of the pelvis that anchors several muscles.

MC2 = E, Y! answers 29 Comments [11/15/2009 5:41:28 PM]
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Quote# 67553

The bible says that we are not to marry outside our race. To believe what we are told in the bible, does not make us misfits! God knew ahead of time the turmoil biracial relationships would cause, because he designed it that way! To keep us from doing it! If we do not want this kind of confusion, don't go against what God told us not to do. He warned us of what would happen! Look and see for yourself! God is a lot more powerful and smarter than we are. Research the bible. And after that, some of you will be more the wiser. You will then rethink your responses, and know that it's wrong! Everyone here who thinks it's not wrong, you KNOW it's wrong in your hearts. I'm proud of that judge for doing what was only RIGHT in the eyes of GOD; for the good of any children they may have had, for the good of family, and for the good of society. Just as Barrack Obama said,"it was time for a change". We can't change God's word! So Barrack Obama, "You keep the change".

Terrie Briant, Topix 46 Comments [11/15/2009 5:40:49 PM]
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