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Quote# 67551

[The European Court of Human Rights bans crucifixes in Italian classrooms.]

If the Holy Father were to call a Crusade, I would put my business on hold, kiss goodbye my wife and kids, take up my claymore (a two handed scottish broadsword), and march on Brussels to behead every single Eurocrat. I believe in the direct approach when dealing with evil.

Arch Conservative, Moonbattery 108 Comments [11/14/2009 6:34:26 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 67539

The real criminals are those that love to expose there bodies in the internet, magazines and tv. Women walking around half naked every where you go. The brain is like a computer and it absorbs everything. Then you have children that were abused as children and molested by family members. Eventually you get a bunch of sex offenders everywhere. Whos really at fault?

IN, Examiner 71 Comments [11/14/2009 6:31:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Mike
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Quote# 67530


Bob wrote:
I have to admit the you make a good case for me to just do "what I feel" with no fear of repercussion. Since now we both agree that God is not here to punish the wicked or tell us what to do I must confess that the things I am going to do now are rape,robbery,murder and bigotry. These are the things that I find exciting... so with no fear of repose let the games begin! Where do you live sweetie?

[Part Two]

Assuming your world view is correct then you can sit there and indulge in your "love", while I on the other hand indulge my life's ambitions of rape, robbery, and persecution. Since there is no God to tell us what is right and what is wrong, then I suppose we get to decide for ourselves, and I think I'm gonna take a ride on your back little girl. Who's gonna stop me now that God is dead... and your weak pathetic cry for love goes on deaf ears. Get ready for some pain ^*&%$!

Bob , thatatheistbitch 62 Comments [11/14/2009 6:24:55 PM]
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Quote# 67527

["Call me ignorant, stubborn-whatever-but a lot of my friends and family are Catholic as well. They are good Heaven bound individuals. No discussion there."]

family religions are intentionally designed to entrap souls forever


Buzzardhut, Rapture Ready 48 Comments [11/14/2009 6:21:27 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 67522

The New York City cab driver accused of booting a gay couple from his car for hugging said that he was terrified the men were about to have sex, and his boss added that being a Muslim made the situation especially difficult to handle.

Medhat Mohamed faces penalties and possible license revocation for ejecting Paul Bruno and his partner from the car in Manhattan after driving only two blocks Monday night, citing their displays of affection toward each other.

"I wanted to pay attention to getting them to their destination instead of worrying if they were going to have sex or not," Mohamed told the New York Post on Wednesday.

The driver said he told Bruno and his partner that they could remain in the car if they stopped touching, but Bruno denies he made the offer.

Mahmoud Elnefnawy, who owns the taxi medallion used by Mohamed, suggested that his Islamic religion was the reason, telling the New York Post, “in our religion, we can't handle that stuff."

"There's no kissing allowed in the cab,” said Elnefnawy. “A man has to be a man."


Mahmoud Elnefnawy, http://advocate.com/ 56 Comments [11/14/2009 6:20:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Mathew
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Quote# 67517

[Re: Referendum 71 to expand domestic partnership rights in WA state]

You know, after going through this last year in CA. I must admit, I still cannot comprehend how we ever got to a place in time-- that people have to vote to keep what is normal, real, right, legal and having existed since God ordained it.

Boy, after the Rapture, I can only imagine, people will be going to the polls to vote if first degree murder can be legal....because everyone is committing it anyway....

Ban prayer from schools= ok
Abortion= ok
Homosexual partners and marriages= ok
Cold blooded murder = pending

Do y'all see the pattern?

cocopea9052, Rapture Ready 64 Comments [11/14/2009 6:19:50 PM]
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Quote# 67515

The basis of atheism isn’t “great scientific knowledge” or “an understanding of evolution”... It’s hatred of being judged. The atheist hates the judge and despises the righteousness of Christianity.

And that goes for everything else too. Basically, and I mean no offense to my atheist buddies, atheism is a cop out. And, by default, atheists are quitters.

Not all, though. Many atheists are actually reprehensible criminals, caught and uncaught. Some are like the people who abduct then rape and murder teenage girls. Some are like the people who work at abortion clinics. Some are political opportunists and activists.

But, in general, atheists are empty people.

We should pity them.

BertWheeler, FreeRepublic 64 Comments [11/14/2009 6:19:26 PM]
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Submitted By: Son Goku on the Flying Nimbus
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Quote# 67510

[About a Sesame Street character calling Fox news "Pox News"]

more brainwashing and indoctrination of our kids I knew sesame st sucked now yep it used to be halarious and a great learning tool not anymore now it is the tool of the devil to? exploit

Lullabyesmom, YouTube 49 Comments [11/14/2009 6:18:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 67509

[An MP endorsing "alternative medicine," apparently in Parliament.]

In 2001 I raised in the House the influence of the moon, on the basis of the evidence then that at certain phases of the moon there are more accidents. Surgeons will not operate because blood clotting is not effective and the police have to put more people on the street.

...

I am talking about a long-standing discipline—an art and a science—that has been with us since ancient Egyptian, Roman, Babylonian and Assyrian times. It is part of the Chinese, Muslim and Hindu cultures. Criticism is deeply offensive to those cultures, and I have a Muslim college in my constituency.

The opposition is based on what I call the SIP formula—superstition, ignorance and prejudice. It tends to be based on superstition, with scientists reacting emotionally, which is always a great irony. They are also ignorant, because they never study the subject and just say that it is all to do with what appears in the newspapers, which it is not, and they are deeply prejudiced, and racially prejudiced too, which is troubling.


David Tredinnick, MP (Bosworth), TheyWorkForYou.com 38 Comments [11/14/2009 6:18:26 PM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.
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Quote# 67506

When asked:

[What's with the double standard? Why is it that when Satan harms you it's evil; God harms you it's a test?]


WHAT??? You DARE to put The ONLY Perfect, True And Living, Self Existing, Self Sufficient, Triune, Benevolent, Agape, Holy, Wise, Sovereign, Eternal, Immortal, Immutable, Omnipresent, Omnipotent. Omniscient, Omnificent, Merciful, Just, Faithful, Good, Gracious , Lord GOD Almighty, Lord Of Hosts And Supreme Creator Of Everyone, Everything, Everywhere, seen, unseen, in Every time zone, galaxy, universe and dimension, on the same level with satan??? GOD Created satan and uses him to Accomplish His Divine Plan And Purpose on this earth. And HE CAN DO THAT, BECAUSE HE IS GOD....THE ONLY GOD Who Holds the very short leash that is attached to satan.......1 John 1 (Amplified Bible) 5And this is the message [the message of [a]promise] which we have heard from Him and now are reporting to you: God is Light, and there is no darkness in Him at all [[b]no, not in any way]

Autumnwynd777, Yahpoo Answers 78 Comments [11/14/2009 6:17:24 PM]
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Submitted By: atheist crusader
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Quote# 67505

You claim there's no God using science but the ironic thing is God CREATED science.

What is your response to this?

Read the Bible and you will see true science in it. The only reason why certain verses APPEAR to contradict science is because they are simply metaphors or they are taken out of context.

Did you know there is a Bible verse that correctly predicted the discovery of the expansion of the universe (the Big Bang)?

There is a verse that says the heavens expand like a curtain, if I remember correctly.

Why use science and say there's no God if God CREATED science?

The Right Path, Y! answers 44 Comments [11/14/2009 6:17:06 PM]
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Quote# 67503

[First comment under a news story about a pro-atheism billboard in Lakeland, Florida.]


I do belive that alot of intelligent people belive in Jesus. I do know that this country was founded on it. Why do you think America started. For our freedom of religion and Freedom of our speech. George Washington, Abe Lincoln, and many more founded this country on God. You take God out, and you have this complete AND utter chaos, people killing each other, CHILDREN KILLING THEIR PARENTS, AND PARENTS KILLING THEIR CHILDREN, RANDOM KILLINGS FOR A PAIR OF SHOES, and drug addiction that is out of control.Families vanishing, and no protection from our God (talked about this in the bible written over 2000 years ago). This is where we need to be verbal and state our religion get our facts out there so people will start seeing the wrongs of this country. WE are not perfect people we all are wrong in one way or the other, but for now it is hard to hear certain gestures on this site. We all are human and we need to find our peace and humility again. WE ARE ALL GOD'S CHILDREN HE CREATED US OUT OF HIS OWN IMAGE YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF THAT!! Each child you have the more trouble he gets in the more punished he/she gets. The same with us the more we stray from God and ignore he exists the more he punishes us. We all fall short of the Glory of God and we all have sinned. No matter the religion no matter where you are in life. This is why we need to stand together as a nation. God would start to shine his light once again and we would once again be a great nation.



kate06, TBO.com (Tampa Bay Online) 54 Comments [11/14/2009 6:16:08 PM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.
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Quote# 67500

Ya well heres my throy. The whole ape to man evolution thing. ITS MENTAL! it could be they were normal but used objects to change their appearence eventualy re-forming their skeletons when they die. Or God made a different type of human that eventualy went extinct. Look at the ancien myans-thier skeletons were different but still not evolution.

Michael Koretoff, Teach Science in Science class Facebook Group 81 Comments [11/12/2009 12:48:44 PM]
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Submitted By: YesNoMaybe
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Quote# 67492

Why would anyone join an obviously Christian association, and then complain that the views expressed are morally Christian. I wouldn't join an association of witches and expect them not to run around a cauldron, wearing pointy hats, and with a broom sticking up between their legs. Anyway! How come witches marry the devil instead of each other? They must not believe in gay marriage either.

John E. Montanez, AFA on Facebook 77 Comments [11/12/2009 12:46:24 PM]
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Quote# 67487

When should a parent start using the rod of correction on a child that the Lord has brought into the family? There is no clear and specific answer to this very good question. However, it is my opinion that the correction of children should start as soon as the need for that correction is made manifest. Every discerning parent who has been blessed with a little child in his home realizes that his initial impression of the sweetness and the innocence of the child is in reality an illusion. A child very quickly demonstrates his fallen, depraved nature and reveals himself to be a selfish little beast in manifold ways. As soon as the child begins to express his own self-will (and this occurs early in life) that child needs to receive correction. My wife and I have a general goal of making sure that each of our children has his will broken by the time he reaches the age of one year. To do this, a child must receive correction when he is a small infant. Every parent recognizes that this self-will begins early as he has witnessed his child stiffen his back and boldly demonstrate his rebellion and self-will even though he has been fed, diapered, and cared for in every other physical way.

Ronald E. Williams, isaccorp 349 Comments [11/12/2009 12:44:48 PM]
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Submitted By: ixolite
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Quote# 67482

Homos can't handle any one's opinion but their own, so they use threats and violence to shut people up. (YES, violence!)

Now tell me - how are radical faggots different than Nazis? They love to wear uniforms (with the back of the pants cut out), they hate free speech, they hate God, they hate heterosexuals, they hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

Any dipshit liberal troll who can defend radical faggotry is a sick, sick son-of-a-whore.

Jimbo, Moonbattery 70 Comments [11/12/2009 12:44:22 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 67481

This is what I keep seeing in my mind:

God: Let's see, you voted for Obama?

Obamavoter: Yes

God: Can you tell me why you did that?

Obamavoter: Because he was black and we needed a black president.

God: Did you look at his voting record and other past records?

Obamavoter: No, I just thought it was about time to have a black president.

God: Did you know he was for abortion and other things that I hate?

Obamavoter: Yea, I kinda did know it.

God: Do you know what I say about murder and life?

Obamavoter: Yea, but I just thought...

God: How could you say you love me and still vote for someone you KNEW would allow and even support killing babies among other things? Exactly who do you love?

I think if people gave just a second and pictured having to explain their vote to the God of the universe.... I mean truly thought about it and how stupid it sounds.... the election may have turned out different.... but most dont care about what God thinks..... at least not yet...

sunshine2777, Rapture Ready 92 Comments [11/12/2009 12:43:46 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 67480

People that want gay marriage and say it won;t ruin marriage?
I think it will impact my ability to train my child in the way I think I should. I doubt this is terribly important to you, but it is a Biblical imperative for parents.

Honestly, I just think it's a sad end to a road for a nation with a distinctly Christian heritage to take. I will not debate our heritage with you, I know I am right. And if you wish to have proof, you may investigate the preamble or earliest clauses to every single state constitution

non-believers That say i am stupid guess what . I am secure in my intellect and my sanity. I'm old enough to recall a much nicer America and I bleed for our children. I'm sorry you are just too "sane" to give a rip about our kids and their futures.

And I think my rights as a Christian came before any rights anyone had to have sex with someone of the same sex in the US, and for you to call me a bigot makes YOU a bigot. lol

and those that say that sepration of church and state i sin the the constitution why don't you FIND "Separation of Church and State in the US Consitution." lol YOU CANNOT. Of course, you refer to the Establishment Clause in the 1st Amendment, but you never bother to refer to the freedom to practice religion in that same amendment, or the fact that this is a Christian nation. lol I am an attorney,


The Real Christian, Yahoo Answers 76 Comments [11/12/2009 12:40:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Catherine
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Quote# 67477

You know, there’s a law – what about a law that says it’s a federal crime to attack somebody because of his religious beliefs? Not a chance!

Pat Robertson, The 700 Club 50 Comments [11/12/2009 12:38:57 PM]
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Quote# 67475

"I don't have a problem with housing for homosexual youth in need of a safe place to live."

Neither do I. I would have a problem, though, with such a place that used "safe place to live" as a means to lure young men there; and from what we've seen of queer behavior -- the lies they tell to lure young men, the traps they set to lure young men, the pretense that they don't want to cornhole young men at all, and so on and on -- I am very suspicious of anything queer that purports innocence. I just don't believe it. You can if you want.

Queer expert Camille Paglia notes, and anybody who has experience with them can attest, queers are always on the make. To pretend otherwise is just lying or just complete ignorance of them. Hence I suspect that this "just a safe place to live" is actually a haven for young queers to get it on, in which case Bea Arthur spent her money promoting queerness. Her money, sure; but let's not pretend it isn't what it almost surely is. That's what liberals do.

DesertFox, Free Conservatives 37 Comments [11/12/2009 12:38:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Johnny Butt
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Quote# 67474

Let's consider a few things:

Who has killed millions of dissenters to their creeds over the years? Darwinists and Muslims.

Who has committed genocide on almost unimaginable scales? Darwinists and Muslims.

Who constitute the vilest, most fanatical, and most dangerous countries on the planet today? Darwinists and Muslims.

See, if you want to play the moral equivalency game, we can play it too.

Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus, FreeRepublic 54 Comments [11/12/2009 12:37:42 PM]
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Submitted By: Son Goku on the Flying Nimbus
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Quote# 67466

[On being told that the Necronomicon is fiction.]

Yes, BUT since Lovecraft's invention of the name of this book (along with some of its rituals which he "borrowed" from Satanist lore) an actual Necronomicon has been published containing a blend of pseudo-Sumerian and Goetic ritual, with names crafted to resemble those of Lovecraft’s invented monster gods. One version is a compendium of satanic knowledge by somone calling himself, Simon, the Magicke Childe. More importantly for many would be Black Magicians who bought copies, it had performable rites and plenty of arcane sigils (magical symbols) to be used. To quote from a Satanic author of various works: "Satanists understand that any prop that is sufficiently stimulating can be used in personal ritual, so if the materials contained in this book send the proper chill down your spine, then certainly avail yourself of them. As Magistra Nadramia has said: 'Working with and expressing your emotions in the ritual chamber using this particular little black book is perfectly valid Satanic magic. A careful look at The Satanic Bible will tell you that Dr. LaVey encouraged the magician to use any and all elements of fiction, fact and fancy to create his Intellectual Decompression Chamber.'"

And certainly the violent and evil man my daughter married was a self-confessed Satanist (Praise God he has repented of all that and is now saved and filled with the Holy Spirit) who at the time read the Necronomicon and worked hard at practicing what it said to summon up demons to do his bidding!!!

So, regardless of Mr. Lovecraft's "invention" of it in a work of fiction, it is a very real book today containing ancient occultic spells and sigils which very real people are using trying to summon up the demons. And, trust me, if they are wanting Satan to come to them he most certainly will.


mattfivefour, Rapture Forums 67 Comments [11/12/2009 12:35:57 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 67463

[On Maine's ballot measure to repeal marriage equality]

Yes on 1. God intended marriage for a man and a woman. This country and this state was founded on principles taken from the bible. And in just a few hunderd years, things have turned around so far that now blacks, gays, hispanics, native americans, etc.... all have more rights than the descendants of the founding fathers, who lived their lives by the word of God. Something is going terribly wrong, and just keeps getting worse. If gay marriage is allowed, Maine will no longer be "The way life should be". Life was not meant to be like that.

Jezebel, Bangor Daily News 43 Comments [11/12/2009 12:33:49 PM]
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Quote# 67454

I purpose that we remove all theories, and inventions that the Christians made to science. And take it to court and have a law past that says: because science chooses to be of a secular nature only. To use anything that a Christian gave to it would violate the separation of church and state. This would mean that all inventions made by atheist because of a Christian scientist findings, would become useless and worthless. Now you might think that would not be much. Which would mean you would be going to court to be taken. Because you have not been told the vast contributions Christians, and Jews have made to science. So for the next several pages, I will list them. And don't forget, they are stupid because they believed in God (like the evolutionist like to claim).

Issac, Y.E.C. Headquarters 38 Comments [11/12/2009 12:25:11 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 67451

When I started posting on TAF I stated that most people hate God. This is exactly why: He gets the glory no matter what. And you know what? its proper because He deserves the glory. You cant breath apart from Him. Everything comes from Him.
Let me make it real clear : God will get glory out of you. It will either be as a demonstration of His mercy in heaven, or a demonstration of His wrath in hell.

blood_pardon, Thinking Aloud Forum 37 Comments [11/12/2009 12:24:41 PM]
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Submitted By: atrasicarius
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