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Quote# 67380

These sites are satan's greatest successes over any cult he established. Young people discuss Christianity with others, go home and Google for answers, finding nothing but atheist answers. I've never seen such an onslaught
we are obviously in the last battle before the rapture.

Buzzardhut, RR 54 Comments [11/10/2009 1:22:39 PM]
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Quote# 67379

[Regarding Atheists on the internet]

The sad truth is these people have been around for years. Now is the only time they have to unite together. I believe it is the anonymity that being behind a keyboard that is what has given them this brass and sudden uprising.

I would imagine that a great majority, sadly, are 12-28 year olds. People who think just cause they read a text book and had an athiest teacher, that they are suddenly experts on religion.


I was messing around on youtube and found a guy who claims to be "The Amazing Athiest." It was nothing but the same recycled ideas that people have tried to use for centuries. His blaspheming was ridiculous when he equated "Caffenated Donuts" to a reason "G-d cannot exist." I was set back...

The problem is its people like him who have been brazen enough to show their faces that will draw in more of the youth. Such a pity that something that could have been a man made gift to help people became a tool for the wicked. Just another reason the world may have been a better place without the internet.

SPYDYR, RR 61 Comments [11/10/2009 1:22:29 PM]
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Quote# 67373

If I go into a grocery store and want to choose a good apple I can pick it up and look at it but I can't take a bite out of it then put it back. Having sex before marriage is taking a bite out of the apple before committing to it (buying it), leaving it for the next person. If I have sex with someone before marriage, I am likely having sex with someone else's future wife. I've been there.

David MacDonald, Catholic Bridge 76 Comments [11/10/2009 1:21:30 PM]
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Quote# 67418

[Profanity for Jesus?]

No, the U.S. Supreme Court has RULED that Atheism and Secular HUmanism ARE religions. They are legally recongized religions, and the U.S. Military even has a special logo that atheists can put on their tombstones in the cataglogue of religious symbols, including crosses, Jewish stars, Islamic symbols, etc.

We have freedo m OF religion not fredom FROM religion. Get the fuck out of our counry if you don't like the way we live here. Go back to fucking Mexico or Pakistan or whervr the fck you people come from!!

His4Life, FSTDT 112 Comments [11/9/2009 3:47:55 AM]
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Quote# 67414

Well, today after the service, a small group of us prayed over a man's leg (which was almost 2 inches shorter than the other) and God grew the shorter leg out to match the longer one!!!

GLORY TO THE LIVING GOD!!!!

Robert L., Great Bible Study 98 Comments [11/9/2009 3:43:53 AM]
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Quote# 67406

Isn't it ironic that liberals support abortion but then turn around and call SOLDIERS "baby killers"?

Answer : Oh MY GOD...You SLAMMED the nail right on the head with THAT comment my friend. I agree 100%. We can identify that a fetus has certain genetic disorders such as Down's Syndrome before the baby is born. Too bad we can't identify Radical Liberals and Pro-Death Feminist using the same testing. Think of the problems we could eliminate from society by just engineering a better "gene pool".

8 Thumbs Up;4 Thumbs Down


Answerer 11 (it's "In Voting"), Yahoo Answers 62 Comments [11/9/2009 3:37:22 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 67367

[Would you care to explain for me then? Are Christians more honest than everyone else in the world? Jews, Muslims, other religions and non-believers are all less honest and greedier than Christians?]

NO OF COURSE NOT, I ONLY SAID LOWERS THE ODDS, AS CHRISTIANS ARE TAUGHT TO ABHOR EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD AND TO NOT BE LOVERS OF MAMMON.
OUR ATHEIST DRIVEN SOCIETY TEACHES US TO BE MATERIALISTIC.
AND YES OF COURSE JEWS ARE GREEDIER. IF YOU HADNT NOTICED THAT YOURSELF YOU REALLY ARE BRAINWASHED LOL

nobamunism, Yahoo! Manchester United board 59 Comments [11/8/2009 11:24:41 AM]
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Submitted By: Wise Son
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Quote# 67290

In 1996 we were expecting our now 12 year old. To me it was no secret that paganism and the occult were deeply wrapped up in children's toys, music, tv, comics, cartoons, and movies. As a result of my long time Biblical and outside research I wrote a letter to all family members that instructed them on the limits of gifts, celebrations, activities, and possessions that would be allowed. It was rather extensive and obviously stepped on their toes; especially in areas such as Santa, Halloween, The Easter Bunny, and very popular movies/cartoons/toys.

Over the years I've flexed just enough to allow Star Wars (but only after he was at an age to still enjoy the good guys versus the bad guys while being trained that Zen Buddhism and the host of other anti-biblical themes were wrong and off limits) and a very limited few other things. Even Batman/Superman has so much of the occult that it is largely off limits. Virtually all Disney movies of the past 15 or so years are steeped in the occult and false religion. And our beloved cartoon viewing is down to just a very few left (we don't get Boomerang).

But the good news is that he is fully aware, growing in the same discernment I have, and very understanding and accepting of the awesome responsibility we all share in our choices and exposure to these things. Reading God's Word and applying it to countless contrary worldly things is certainly a full time job but it has been very rewarding and doing anything less would have left him in a cesspool of spiritual deception and attack. I praise God that he has given me this child and the talent and desire to discern the times to protect him now and equip him later.

Batman, RR 82 Comments [11/8/2009 11:21:38 AM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 66854

When discussing that a blind person with faith in Jesus can see better than an atheist:

"I have such faith that I ride my Harley sometimes with my eyes closed just for the thrill of it. ; )"

Caveat Lector, Yahoo Answers 70 Comments [11/8/2009 11:19:30 AM]
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Quote# 67400

Heterophobia: Note the protest after Prop 8 in California. People forced out of their jobs, an old lady brought to tears by the harassers in her own home, another old lady knocked down and beaten, a group of Christians meeting in a park assaulted, blacks told that they'd "just better be careful" if they leave their own neighborhoods, and numerous properties and cars damaged. White powder sent to Mormon temples. Oh, no problem here! No danger!

I did some calculations using FBI crime statistics and a survey of Massachusetts voters once and found that while there were 1025 crimes against people due to their sexual orientation nationally in 2007, 1,029,279 people in Massachusetts alone know someone who would fear violence done to them or their children if they voiced their disapproval for gay marriage. 428,870 know someone who's had it happen to them. Ah, no danger here! No worries!

gothelittle, LiveJournal 70 Comments [11/7/2009 6:45:44 PM]
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Quote# 67313

If there is no God then why does everyone on the planet call the day "day" and the night "night", seeing as those are the Names that God gave them .. he also named our planet earth, and strangely enough everyone still calls this planet earth... there's many more examples and references, but I just figured I'd share a few.

[Despite several replies explaining how humans made up those words, and the bible was originally in hebrew and not english, the best answer he chose was a comment about how we base our calendar on Jesus' birth, because it's "Accurate and in line with what i was shooting for."]

William, Yahoo answers 72 Comments [11/7/2009 6:43:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Mithcoriel
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Quote# 67374

If a 15 year old boy goes into a doctor's office saying "I want to get the girls, I need muscles, can you prescribe steroids?" the doctor would say "that's not good for you, go to the gym instead." But if a 15 year old girl goes to a doctor and says. "I want to get the guys, can you give me the pill (steroids)" The doctor says "fine." If you ask me, this is part of society's systematic abuse of women.

David MacDonald, Catholic Bridge 80 Comments [11/7/2009 6:14:32 PM]
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Quote# 67362

[Re. The Matthew Shepard & James Byrd, Jr. Hate Crimes Prevention Act]

Attention freedom-loving Americans:

Avoid homosexuals at all costs! If you happen to be in the vacinity of a homosexual, you are at risk of being haulded off to jail if you look at them the wrong way.

If you value your freedom and good reputation, DO NOT allow yourself to be sent to the heterosexual gulag simply by disagreeing with the homosexual lifestile, which is where this will eventually lead.

The best way to avoid this is to avoid the hell out of any homosexual. Your life depends on it.

Burnt Rentals, Moonbattery 90 Comments [11/6/2009 11:39:07 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 67360

I don't know how California parents continue to tolerate and allow their children to be subjected to this evil! Are parents not standing up? Why is that every time Gov. Arnold is signing some bill to recognize homosexuals and the lifestyle? All I can say is that I am so glad I don't live in California. If I did live there, my children would not be attending the public schools.

DaughterOfaKing, RR 57 Comments [11/6/2009 11:26:39 AM]
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Quote# 67359

The words "seperation", "church", & "state" are no where in the first amendment. Radical secular-humanist supreme judge turned it into that in the last century. Christianity is why America is so great, from Christianity our American Democracy was born--try to erase that and you've undone what makes us a superpower (you're welcome mouthy, ignorant hippies that one day will wearing burqa's and stoned to death for your beliefs if you don't wise up!)

So Rayann, One Million Moms on Facebook 63 Comments [11/6/2009 11:10:45 AM]
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Quote# 67353

Subject: I'm NOT letting this go!

I've recruited my "hacker" friend for this and we REALLY are going to find out exactly who created those magnets (you!) When we figure out who's involved, we will do background searches and eventually find out the location of your private residence.

Do you think I was kidding in my initial e-mail? You are not dealing with tolerant people here. If you would like to see just how intolerant we are, you keep on selling your sac-religious paraphernalia...

Believe me: you are fucked! You know why? Because we have the free time to dismember you and all your Atheist (and/or Kike) friends. And if we are eternally punished for this, so be it.

George Bush is going deeper into to Hell than we ever could. There is a man who thinks he's doing God's work... and he's really just an Israeli puppet!

My advice to you is to feel nauseous for your useless life, because it may end sooner than you wish (probably NOT as soon as WE wish, but let's See how our "people search" goes!)

I hope the profit you made on your fucky little magnets can afford you a plane ticket far from your home. (It already gets you a ticket to fucking hell)

I just wanted to let you know that your "Dress-up Mel" and "Dress-up Jesus" pages popped up unexpectedly on my home computer, otherwise I wouldn't have known about them. This is why I will spend all the money all can muster to leave my unforgettable mark on your life. And after that, on others like you...

I really hope you are taking us as serious as we are taking you.

Mitchel Stanton, Normal Bob Smith 68 Comments [11/6/2009 10:49:02 AM]
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Quote# 67351

Nobody is against equality. That is called propaganda­--labeling those who oppose gay marriage as being "against equality" to demonize them.

They aren't against equality. They are against gay marriage.

k1dork , Huffington Post 41 Comments [11/6/2009 10:46:07 AM]
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Quote# 67342

Are we not a nation of laws? Dare we relive the McCarthy era, where Americans were harassed and threatened with the loss of their jobs for believing in a certain way? If the Gay radicals should have their way, untold numbers of Americans would live under the threat of the Gay-Lesbian "thought police," where individuals that reject the Gay lifestyle would be sought out and have sanctions brought against them.

It's bad enough for those working in the entertainment industry here in Los Angeles, where a fog of political correctness and a bending over backwards to accommodate, even promote Gay lifestyle is in full gear. Let none dare say that this type of activity is anathema to our country, our morality, and the debauchery of our young people.

Let it be stated unequivocally: The radical Gay attack on the Mormons is the shot over the bow against the United States of America. There was a time when what a man did in his bedroom was sanctified between himself and G-d. Now we are being served an "in-your-face" smorgasbord of smut and licentiousness as being between people who only "want their civil rights."

Hogwash. We are dealing with the equivalent of a moral takeover of the country that has as its bedrock a belief in G-d and His promise for humanity. They don't want civil rights. What they desire is quasi Gay/Lesbian hegemony, where a huge "bookburning," reminiscent of the Nazis, will purge any remnants of the "Christian, White, mainstream America" that has given ALL AMERICANS the most profound scope of freedom, liberty, and justice that Mankind has yet to experience.

Rabbi Shifren, Virtue Online 42 Comments [11/6/2009 10:41:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Marshall Garvey
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Quote# 67335

The word "occult" means "secret." The danger of Halloween is not in the scary things we see but in the secret, wicked, cruel activities that go on behind the scenes. These activities include:

* Sex with demons
* Orgies between animals and humans
* Animal and human sacrifices
* Sacrificing babies to shed innocent blood
* Rape and molestation of adults, children and babies
* Revel nights
* Conjuring of demons and casting of spells
* Release of "time-released" curses against the innocent and the ignorant.

Another abomination that goes on behind the scenes of Halloween is necromancy, or communication with the dead. Séances and contacting spirit guides are very popular on Halloween, so there is a lot of darkness lurking in the air.

Kimberly Daniels, cbn.com 84 Comments [11/6/2009 10:39:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Antichrist
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Quote# 67334

Even the colors of Halloween (orange, brown and dark red) are dedicated. These colors are connected to the fall equinox, which is around the 20th or 21st of September each year and is sometimes called "Mabon." During this season witches are celebrating the changing of the seasons from summer to fall. They give praise to the gods for the demonic harvest. They pray to the gods of the elements (air, fire, water and earth).

Mother earth is highly celebrated during the fall demonic harvest. Witches praise mother earth by bringing her fruits, nuts and herbs. Demons are loosed during these acts of worship. When nice church folk lay out their pumpkins on the church lawn, fill their baskets with nuts and herbs, and fire up their bonfires, the demons get busy. They have no respect for the church grounds. They respect only the sacrifice and do not care if it comes from believers or non-believers.

Gathering around bonfires is a common practice in pagan worship. As I remember, the bonfires that I attended during homecoming week when I was in high school were always in the fall. I am amazed at how we ignorantly participate in pagan, occult rituals.

Kimberly Daniels, cbn.com 45 Comments [11/6/2009 10:39:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Antichrist
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Quote# 67333

The Danger of Celebrating Halloween

During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.

Kimberly Daniels, cbn.com 45 Comments [11/6/2009 10:35:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Antichrist
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Quote# 67330

Marriage is a union of man and woman to populate the Earth, gay union is not marriage. The least it can be is some kind of sex between 2 persons for mutual self pleasure, that not even wild animals will do.

Eddie Fong, Catholic Online 58 Comments [11/6/2009 10:34:34 AM]
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Submitted By: arensb
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Quote# 67328

(In response to a blog post by a theologian who claims it's more important for Christians to put effort into being good people than to obsess over spiritual activity and other obligations of their faith:)

That was a terrible suggestion for any person to give, and there is no doubt you are trying to undermind the authority of scripture. The bible says to study [the bible] to show yourselves approved unto God. Naturally we are supposed to do good unto others as well, but not at the expense of growing in our Christian walk. Discouraging Christians from reading their bible and praying is something you will have to answer for my friend.

Mac, Experimental Theology 32 Comments [11/6/2009 10:32:54 AM]
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Quote# 67327

This week, radical anti-choice activist and Operation Rescue founder Randall Terry launched a contest encouraging people to make videos burning House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) in effigy. Today, he and his followers are on Capitol Hill “with signs and costumes, talking to House Staffers as they enter work,” and they plan to visit Pelosi “and discuss with her child-killing in healthcare and ‘the wrath to come.’” ThinkProgress’ Matt Duss caught Terry preparing for this charade this morning, telling one of his followers, “Okay, you stand here and she’s gonna whip you with this whip.”

Randall Terry, Think Progress 26 Comments [11/6/2009 10:31:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 67322

[Is Europe full of atheists?]

I dnt think that is accurate. Europe usually is a Catholic Country, from what I studied in Middle & High school.

OliveJesus, Y! answers 74 Comments [11/6/2009 10:27:41 AM]
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