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Quote# 60010

[Why did God make dinosaurs?]

he never mentioned such creatures in the bible-----I can't help but question their existence for this very reason----I believe scientists discovered some form of prehistoric lizard----but nothing along the lines of gigantic walking amphibians-----what purpose would they have served---??

Losasha, Yahoo Answers 26 Comments [2/28/2009 10:31:19 PM]
Fundie Index: 15
Submitted By: Joseph
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Quote# 60079

Don't take any kind of mark, chip, etc. Live on the black market. Try to live off the "grid". Avoid using any kind of technology beyond heating and electricity. Stockpile lots and lots of food and other necessities. Stockpile lots of guns and ammunition. Stay in fellowship with other Christians (real ones who are resisting just like you are) for support. If they come for you, take out as many of them as you can with you. These times will be hard but we have to survive the best we can and remember he who stands firm to the end will be saved!

SilentKoala, The Resistance Manifesto 22 Comments [2/28/2009 10:18:42 PM]
Fundie Index: 19
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Quote# 59995

(In reference to a discussion on life on other planets)

The Great Delusion is coming. It will lead to the greatest execution of believers this world has ever seen.

It is all demonic.

Beautiful Feet, Rapture Ready! 18 Comments [2/28/2009 10:17:44 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
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Quote# 60068

ok.. dont get me wrong i have nothing against gays or fags or anything and i understand theyre people and have rights but theres somethign you all need to know:

what the point of marriying gays... in real life people marry in order to make a family (produce children) gays and lesbians cannot do that... so their marriage is pointless

IF you are saying that guays are supposed to be allowed to have children (by adoption for exemple) then you must be f*cking out of ure minds... Would YOU want to be born in a family where your parentsa re gay? i wouldn't i mean.. its not good for the children they will suffer great psychological problems and most probably turn gay themselves (it has been proven that environment does lead to homosexuality)

just like diabetics cant marry to prevent spreading this genetically transmitted disease further.. so should gays be banned from marrying and adopting and corrupting children... whats the big deal.. not everyone was born to be astronaut they can have all the sex they want but when it comes to hurting and corrupting others (especially if its small innocent children or whole societies)

zeroc00l, Utopia Temple Forums 31 Comments [2/28/2009 10:13:26 PM]
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Submitted By: Ajax
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Quote# 60064

I dislike and have little patience for atheist specifically because it was conceived as a money-making enterprise, and created by a racist, hack "scientist". And if there are folks dumb enough to buy into the scam, and they're happy without the protection of G-D - more power to 'em. But when they spout off on subjects they knows nothing about - the love of G-D, or encouraging people who need prayer (to treat their illnesses) to stop saying them - then it's probably time for a reality check. Science isn't truth.
It's an evil scam.

Crusader, FSTDT 37 Comments [2/28/2009 9:52:50 PM]
Fundie Index: 25
Submitted By: Chamale
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Quote# 59993

An interesting, if rather disturbing outbreak of "art jihad" has been noted on the chic boulevards of Paris, where an anonymous “guerrilla street artist” has taken to spray-painting black veils and body-length chadors over images of the sexily dressed models who grace billboards advertising luxury beauty items, high fashion or music. Armed with spray paint and a black marker pen, Princess Hijab (PH) is on a mission to “hijabize” advertising. reports muxlim.com. She claims it is “subverting visuals,” a “noble cause” and “anti-advertising.” So top marks for censorship – but you have to give the girl a little credit for being original though Faith Central does feel she went a little too far hijabizing a picture of a dancing Cinderella. Worrying. Very worrying.

Princess Hijab, TimesOnline 6 Comments [2/28/2009 9:47:45 PM]
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Quote# 59976

If the earth moved at all out of it's orbit it would explode (or something like that). That right there is incredible proof that this world did not come by CHANCE. Come on, you have to agree. What are the odds of the earth just popping into the PERFECT spot in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE?(that's a lot of space to pop up in) I think its because God did it, but if you want to go on thinking that the earth's position is random than I feel very sorry for you.

Jumbofatcakes, IMDB 26 Comments [2/28/2009 9:43:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Wautd
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Quote# 60007

[Re: Wherefore art thou Julian': School performs 'Romeo and Julian' to celebrate gay history month]
Sorry, but this is disgusting. Matters regarding sexuality should never be even spoken about in public, never mind flaunted in our faces like these gays do.

I am fed up with "gay this" and "gay that", it's taking over the entire country! People should keep their sexualites to themselves, as beleive me, we do NOT want to know.

Tez, Daily Mail 13 Comments [2/28/2009 9:10:42 PM]
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Submitted By: Ew
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Quote# 59999

Who's not filing a DMCA against Fundies Say the Darnedest Things?
I'm still really mad though
1 day ago
Additional Details
Me.

After getting off the phone with a lawyer (you guys cost me 200 dollars for that one phone call by the way,) And briefly watching some youtube videos about some venomfangx drama with the DMCA, I am convinced a lawsuit will go nowhere. This is unfortunate, since those who blaspheme God should be put in jail.

You'll all get yours in the end... maybe sooner. Not a threat, just suggesting God is going to punish you in some way which will be good because then you'll know how powerful he is and wont go to hell and repent of making fun of Christians
1 day ago

To red, ya, they quoted me without my permission
1 day ago

God's Warrior, Yahoo Answers 55 Comments [2/28/2009 9:06:53 PM]
Fundie Index: 24
Submitted By: Tucco
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Quote# 59986

(about a cache of 13,000 year old tools dug up in Colorado)

According to the Bible, man has only been here about six (6) thousand years. give or take.What proof does sceintists have to say that man has been here longer than that. Professing themselves to be wise, (sceintist), they became fools. Rom 1:22

Richard A-839509, Newsvine 19 Comments [2/28/2009 8:55:51 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 60056

What is valid about the Big Bang??? I see nothing valid to it. Where is the evidence??? The Big Bang would be a little bit more convincing if it actually had more than just evidence based on how light enters the telescope, but fortunately it doesn't have anymore evidence than this.

Scott, Evolution Fairy Tale 19 Comments [2/28/2009 7:44:41 PM]
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Quote# 59955

P.S. aaronc
the theory of evolution has made NO CONTRIBUTIONS WHAT SO EVER to any modern technology. My goodness, you people are digging for things to say. Theres a difference b/t hard science and soft science. Your 'modern miracles' have nothing to do with evolution. Evolution does not 'improve knowledge', as you say. You act like bible believing christians are hindering all these things, when in fact it has been bible believing christians that have come up with most of the technology through the ages.
Please, for the love, stop pretending like I am railing against science...I love science. I hate bad science, and thats what evolution is. It is a faith based religion.

Judahslion, livescience 22 Comments [2/28/2009 4:53:40 PM]
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Quote# 60080

"What Else am I going to do against Fundies say the darndest things?
Nothing.

While they are totally imature doing what they do, I'm sick of being quoted by them so I'm gonna take the high road and never mention them again, and hopefully that will stop them from quoting me. I hope you have the decency to take down your quotes of me after this but I doubt it will happen. So all I can do is say this and hope I never get quoted there again.

Last time I will ever mention you guys again, just leave me alone and quit quoting me. Even if you do quote me again, I'm just gonna ignore it so don't bother because you wont get the satisfaction of me knowing it's up there because I'm never going back to that site."

God's Warrior, Yahoo! Answers 32 Comments [2/28/2009 4:45:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Joshya
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Quote# 60000

Does God not also hate atheists?
I am a bit of a fan of the WBC. I would join it if they didn't also hate america. Anyway, I personally love their "God Hates Fags" websites, though I disagree with their "God Hates America" website. Anyway shouldn't they have a "God Hates Atheists" website because I'm sure he hates atheists most of all

God's Warrior, Yahoo Answers 30 Comments [2/28/2009 9:45:37 AM]
Fundie Index: 18
Submitted By: The Man With No Name
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Quote# 59966

No I am not KIDDING OBAMA is destroying our Country. GOD does not want HIS people to go through what Obama is going to do to us. What have you drank the (Kool-Aid pic) also. I am not a (sheep pic) and I can see what Obama is doing to our beautiful country that was founded on Christian Faith and the big O is breaking that Faith in our Country. I would rather give my Life up then to live under Obama's stupid and crazy rules. He is not my POTUS and never will be. I do not believe in anything that Obama is for. So NO, I am not KIDDING.. You can vote or not that is up to you...

rose4christ, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [2/28/2009 4:46:55 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Bender Bending Rodriguez
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Quote# 59877

The Evo-atheists can’t stand the FACT that their big hero was a nobody who was an academic failure. He was a pathetic dabbler in a sea of professionals. He was simply out of his league. He was pontificating on botany and geology and natural history, but was studying theology, which he couldn’t even get right. The man with no scientific training whatsoever is the “scientist” we are supposed to worship? Sounds more like L Ron Hubbard than Isaac Newton. lol

ToGodBeTheGlory, freerepublic 96 Comments [2/27/2009 11:01:06 PM]
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Quote# 59915

I’m of the belief that most atheists embrace atheism because they refuse to accept the consequences of their actions... In a way, they are “denying the judge”.

I also suspect that many atheists are the kind of people who may have gotten away with some really horrible crime like kidnapping a young child and murdering her but where never brought to justice. They hide what feelings of guilt they have with a pretentious “there is no god” rationalizing.

Of course, there are those who simply don’t believe in a god of any kind - I got no beef with them but the child killers need to be hunted down wherever they are hiding - even if they happen to be teaching “evolutionary biology” in some “prestigious” university where the concept of global warming is, I apologize for bringing this up in a thread dedicated to atheism, treated as gospel.

Professor_Leonide, freerepublic 82 Comments [2/27/2009 9:44:34 PM]
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Quote# 59860

[Senator Schultheis explains his vote against testing pregnant women for HIV]

"What I'm hoping is that, yes, that person may have AIDS, have it seriously as a baby and when they grow up, but the mother will begin to feel guilt as a result of that," he said. "The family will see the negative consequences of that promiscuity and it may make a number of people over the coming years begin to realize that there are negative consequences and maybe they should adjust their behavior."

Colorado Senator David Schultheis, Square State 101 Comments [2/27/2009 9:36:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 59916

Who knows how to file a DMCA against "fundies say the darnedest things"?

OK, so I've been researching what I can do to take Fundies (which is an offensive term) Say the Darnedest Things down, and I've come across something called a DMCA that I think will get the company that runs the server of the website to take them down at least for a little bit while I peruse other legal options. I'm not really sure how to file one though, anyone know how?

God's warrior, Yahoo! Answers 133 Comments [2/27/2009 4:17:36 PM]
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Quote# 59835

[In reply to this 'gem' concerning students who wore pink to stand up against anti-gay bullying: ""tens of thousands of British Columbians? good grief. That’s a lot of fags."]


There are the descendants of Vietnam war draft dodgers, who, through excessive dope smoking and excessive tofu munching, gave birth to generation of fags. They were probably still born normal, except they were genetically "weak", and because of nanny state, whiney, "it's ok for little boys to play with dolls and dress up in mommys clothes" and forced tofu meat free diet kind of parenting, turned their offspring into fags.

Nathan Zachary, Free Republic 79 Comments [2/27/2009 4:15:26 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
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Quote# 59864

Meanwhile, if you know anything about Genetics at all - you'd know it actually disproves the theory of evolution.
Human evolution at least.
Animals are different than humans after all.

Tayune, AVEN 58 Comments [2/27/2009 4:07:57 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
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Quote# 59873

If there are other civilizations on other worlds we would never know it. They wouldn't be allowed to have and contact with us. We are a fallen people, and I don't think God would allow cross contamination.

Clay Man, RR 43 Comments [2/27/2009 3:59:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: fundiesRtehlulz
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Quote# 59862

It’s all part of their plan to make homo behavior “normal”. It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? Evolution is introduced into our schools, and then it advances to teaching that gays are just like you and me. That’s the way your hardcore Commie works.

ToGodBeTheGlory, freerepublic 84 Comments [2/27/2009 8:44:32 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 59863

Atheists, where did the fish in the Great Lakes come from?
You all say that million of years ago, a bunch of glaciers cruised through and dug gigantic holes in the area between Canada and the Midwestern united states. These holes eventually filled up with rain and became the Great Lakes.

My question to you is, where did the fish come from? If they really just sort of happened, how did the lakes get filled up with fish? When it rains here in my neck of the woods, we usually get some pretty big mud puddles, but those puddles never get filled up with fish.

Isn't it much more plausible to say that large holes formed during Noah's Flood, and that after the Flood waters went down, the holes remained filled up with water and voila, the Great Lakes? That would explain why the fish are there, because they would have already been there during the Flood. When the water went down, and the Lakes stayed there, the fish just stayed in the lakes.

Soldier for Salvation, Yahoo Answers 68 Comments [2/27/2009 8:28:16 AM]
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Submitted By: sha_lyn68
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Quote# 59817

February 24, 2009, New York, NY – The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) today urged media to turn a spotlight on anti-gay remarks made by Colorado State Senator Scott Renfroe on February 23, 2009, during a Senate debate over a bill that would allow gay and lesbian state employees to share health benefits with their partners.

According to The Denver Post, Renfroe stated that "homosexuality is seen as a violation of this natural creative order, and it is an offense to God." He continued ". . . When we create laws that go against what biblically we are supposed to stand for, I think we are allowing to go forward a sin that should not be treated by government as something that is legal. We are taking sins and making them legally OK."

Scott Renfroe, Denver Post 61 Comments [2/27/2009 7:57:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Mike
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