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Quote# 58488

How many Syrians can you fit in a VW Beatle? 4 million in the ashtray after Isaiah 17. (nuke gif)

EZLucas, RR 64 Comments [2/10/2009 10:29:56 AM]
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Quote# 58238

*A Tucson television station's broadcast of the Super Bowl on Sunday was interrupted for some viewers by about 10 seconds of pornographic material, the station said*

Things like this will happen more and more. Satan takes control of people's hands and makes them press the wrong buttons. It's a way to prepare people for the atmosphere of sex-worship that will exist when the anti-Christ is here.
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I guess it couldn't be much worse than the commercials that they show during the Super Bowl. They verge on being pornographic. We wonder why kids are so messed up...they just can't escape the garbage anywhere.
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I agree completely; many of them were filthy. Even the Doritos commercial was offensive with the half-naked girl.
I am glad they did not show the one that was on Geraldo last week with the girls and the fruit. It was pornographic in my opinion.
Don't these people realize there are families watching the Super Bowl????

HeLovesHeHates, Marie_M, OneDayNearer, RR 40 Comments [2/10/2009 10:03:41 AM]
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Quote# 57985

A government that is influenced by the bible is a good thing, not bad. Our founding father's who wrote the Declaration of Independence was bible believing men. It's true that there was 1 or 2 that wasn't but that's about it........Adams would be one that wasn't a Christian, I can't remember the rest.

A land who's foundation is God will never fail.....Which is why America will fail, it's turned away from God......Don't feel bad though, if America didn't fail the Revolations could never happen.

RDFmx3, nVNews 36 Comments [2/10/2009 8:44:43 AM]
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Quote# 58320

*Gay pride flag flies at police HQ*

This was going on "bigtime" in Sodom and Gommorah (spell check). I pray for the gays to repent!
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am so sick of this gay stuff,
God gave us the rainbow as a sign that he would never again distroy the world by water, it was a promise from God, Now these sick twisted individuals have taken his beloved rainbow and turned it into something evil. Shame on them! They need to repent, for his wrath will come and take care of them if they don't.
Makes me so angry!
I can't even let my daughter who love rainbows wear them because I am so afraid that people might think something that was not intended, so sad! Something so beautiful as a rainbow turned into something so sick and twisted!
Actually what I should do Is have a shirt made with a large rainbow, and put God made rainbows to remind us of his promise to us, his people, his love! In large print! Then put the scripture verse Genesis chapter 9 verse 12. Gods wonderfully covenant with man!

EZLucas, 4Godisjust, RR 56 Comments [2/10/2009 7:58:19 AM]
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Quote# 58455

Try this on for size:


Sean was a burly truck driver. Growing up, he always felt something was wrong. He preferred Barbie to G.I. Joe and didn’t like football or the other things boys were supposed to like. Rather, he got twitterpated by the way pantyhose felt against his skin and eventually made the self-determination that he was, in fact, a woman trapped in a man’s body.


There were others who felt the same way, and a movement was formed. They called themselves “transgender.” They made up fancy, official sounding terms like “gender identity” and “gender reassignment surgery” and demanded they be granted special rights and government-mandated benefits.


Get the picture?

J. Matt Barber, CWFA 58 Comments [2/10/2009 6:19:53 AM]
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Quote# 58549

I don't think that we'll see most of the popes in heaven, if any. They're a pagan cult as evidenced by their art galleries called churches.

Carico, CARM 39 Comments [2/10/2009 5:43:36 AM]
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Quote# 58331

Ireland is notorious for being huge supporters of the evil monstrosity that is the Catholic "church." Some 92% of Ireland’s 4.1 million people proclaim themselves to be Catholic. You can't get much more demonic than supporting an institution that damns souls to Hell on a daily basis. These churches support adultery by granting annulments to husbands and wives who deal treacherously with each other, despite Christ's teaching on the subject: Luke 16:18 Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery. This is just the tip of the iceberg; the Catholic Monster also endorses idolatry/Mariolatry, the lie that God loves everyone (despite Ps. 5:5, Rom. 9:13, and many more), infant baptism, unmarried priests, and so many more anti-Bible doctrines.

However, the worst part of the Catholic Monster would definitely have to be the fact that the priests "secretly" rape little boys and girls, and their parents pay the priests to do it! Moreover, these rapists' fellow false prophets cover it up and are enraged by the fact that that this sick tradition is being exposed. Come and hear the sick saga of Father Ollie (Oliver O'Grady), who was deported back to Ireland from the U.S., after spending 7 years in prison for sodomizing hundreds of kids while a priest. O'Grady worked with Roman Catholic Archbishop Mahoney of the Southern California diocese, which recently settled cases of Priest Molestation for $640 million (2/3 of a billion dollars). "Father Ollie" was transferred from parish to parish for fresh supplies of kids to molest for many years. According to the film, "Deliver Us from Evil," "Father Ollie" is still a Catholic priest in good standing, well respected throughout Ireland where he lives on a pension and an annuity - a bribe, if you will - to keep him quiet about all the criminal molesting of little kids by the thousands.

You can bet Ireland is DELIGHTED to have this old pervert priest living out his retirement years in Ireland, where he is celebrated like a retired rock star celebrity. Jeff Anderson, an attorney representing hundreds of abused kids in litigation for more than twenty years, says in the film, "Deliver Us from Evil," as follows: "Every day, every week, I learn of another child molested by a cleric who hasn't been disclosed before this day, and my belief is, that there are not hundreds, but there are thousands of offenders yet to be exposed and disclosed still roaming the churches in the landscapes in this U.S., and tens of thousands worldwide." (And one of the biggest child-molesting-priest nations - worldwide - is Ireland.) Jeremiah 5:29-31 Shall I not visit for these things? saith the Lord; shall not my soul be avenged on such a nation as this? A wonderful and horrible thing is committed in the land; The prophets prophesy falsely, and the priests bear rule by their means; and my people love to have it so, and what will ye do in the end thereof? For more on the Catholic Monster, see www.priestsrapeboys.com and this video on signmovies.net that explains the evil of Catholics.

Ireland is in so much trouble for their outrageous sins and lies. They are beyond salvation because they refuse to repent. Jeremiah 6:15 Were they ashamed when they had committed abomination? nay, they were not at all ashamed, neither could they blush: therefore they shall fall among them that fall: at the time that I visit them they shall be cast down, saith the LORD. The time of Ireland's visitation by a raging mad God is nigh at hand. Ezekiel 7:3,4 Now is the end come upon thee, and I will send mine anger upon thee, and will judge thee according to thy ways, and will recompense upon thee all thine abominations. And mine eye shall not spare thee, neither will I have pity; but I will recompense thy ways upon thee, and thine abominations shall be in the midst of thee; and ye shall know that I am the Lord.

godhatesireland, godhatesireland.com 46 Comments [2/10/2009 5:26:55 AM]
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Quote# 58102

marriage is owned by the church, and it's not up the the government to decide what it includes. If the government wants to treat people fairly, they can do so under their own system. Infringing on the church is not the way to do it.

OMGWTFPIE, gamefaqs 47 Comments [2/10/2009 5:26:10 AM]
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Submitted By: wackadoodle
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Quote# 58145

When one reads God’s word we discover his divine institutions given to us in the first book of the bible.

Those divine institutions are:

- Human Freedom
- Marriage
- The Family
- Sanctity of Life
- The Nation

All of these have come under major attack these last 50 year. So much so that if you would pause to look back, we no longer recognize any of these statutes that God put in place.

Berean Girl, RR 30 Comments [2/10/2009 5:25:22 AM]
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Quote# 58438

[In response to the confirmation of a solid planet found orbiting another star, rather than the gas giants they usually find]

so... it's like way hotter, and 'rocky', covered in liquid lava... and almost 2x bigger than this planet.

how exactly is it "Earthlike"


oh, how dumb of me


it has ROCKS.... that means if it rains for billions of years, on the rocks.... it might form life. i see.

icebear, RR 35 Comments [2/10/2009 5:25:11 AM]
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Quote# 58546

My sister is unsaved, and it pains me because she works with children. Children with problems; children from broken homes, with mental illness. While she was in college she worked with a group that tried to get prostitutes off the streets, she was even shot in the arm by an angry pimp.

She tells me that "I just do it because it's the right thing". I try to tell her that that voice that speaks to her, that tells her to perform these good works is God. That the goodness in her is Jesus, and if she ignores it, all those good things will mean nothing.

jessieforjesus, Rapture Ready 59 Comments [2/10/2009 5:23:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Democritus
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Quote# 58567

[From a thread about citizens of Nagasaki protesting an American warship docking there]

I suspect Japan's excessive evil crossed a line....and God used the US to provide the judgement....

The people of Nagasaki should be thankful that they were judged by a benevolent people that rebuilt their nation....

scapegoat, Rapture Ready 51 Comments [2/10/2009 5:04:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Agrippina
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Quote# 58357

Last night, two individuals came to the church needing deliverance, both received some liberation. In fact, the one lady, named Tina (whom many of you know), was freed from over two thousand demonic spirits named "Jezebeth." They had entered as a result of some ancient Satanic oaths that were uttered in the past. They were within an dissociative identity named "Nataley" who is only 19 years old. But the great power of God overcame the enemy--as it only took an hour to expel 2002 spirits from the identity as the broken part turned to Jesus and renounced the spiritual rights.

God is so merciful!

Jay Bartlett, Ministering Deliverance 42 Comments [2/10/2009 4:53:26 AM]
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Quote# 58019

[On a page providing information on Bipolar Disorder. Not a user comment, it is part of the website's page. Jesus will cure your BD!]

What do you think?

We have all sinned and deserve God's judgment. God, the Father, sent His only Son to satisfy that judgment for those who believe in Him. Jesus, the creator and eternal Son of God, who lived a sinless life, loves us so much that He died for our sins, taking the punishment that we deserve, was buried, and rose from the dead according to the Bible. If you truly believe and trust this in your heart, receiving Jesus alone as your Savior, declaring, "Jesus is Lord," you will be saved from judgment and spend eternity with God in heaven.

Yes, today I am deciding to follow Jesus ||| Yes, I am already a follower of Jesus ||| I still have questions

All About Life Challenges, Manic Depression Symptoms 33 Comments [2/10/2009 3:21:39 AM]
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Quote# 58374

Evolution is impossible because fish can’t breathe air.

Watchman, Moviecodec 52 Comments [2/10/2009 3:07:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Laura
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Quote# 58307

To the question, which bible has the best translation this is what one fundie said:




"The KJV because it is most accurate. There was a study done on all the versions, and the KJV has the least amount of syllables which relates to why the KJV is most accurate."

22, Yahoo Answers Religion and Spirituality 56 Comments [2/10/2009 1:13:54 AM]
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Quote# 58291

For almost 30 years, Pete Peters has been going on about the Jews from his pulpit in Laporte, Colo. Until now, it's always seemed an uphill battle.
But hope springs eternal. After years of denouncing "Satanic" Jews, Martin Luther King Jr., homosexuals and any other number of enemies, Peters -- who has hosted a collection of Klansmen, neo-Nazis and assorted other Jew-bashers at his Laporte Church of Christ -- thinks he may finally have the upper hand.

He figured out the secret weapon.

During a three-day "Scriptures for America Christian Weekend" held in late October in The Dalles, Ore., Peters sounded more militant than he has in years. Good Christians, he told the assembled, were created to build, but reborn to destroy. There are "serpents" among us, he warned darkly, bent on wiping out the white man (he illustrated this by reminding his listeners of The Ventures' 1960s hit "Wipeout"). The end-times are coming (this preceded by a recording of "A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall" by Bob Dylan, who, as Peters explained, had cut a deal with Satan).

But there's a way out: "Anointing and Un-Anointing Oil."

It turns out that "Satanic, demonic, destroying, unjust spirits" -- Masons, to speak plainly -- have performed evil rituals over the cornerstones of just about every major public building in America. Once you know that, it's not hard to understand the wicked decisions coming out of the American court system, not to mention the horrors emanating from a multitude of other government facilities.

Enter Peters' oil. Take a vial of the "sacred oil," travel to a government building near you, read the prescribed "Prayer for the Anointing and Un-Anointing Oil," and before long the whole legal apparatus will come crashing down.

"Anoint the courthouse first!" Peters shouted, saying that the judicial system is at the heart of the evil. "But there are plenty of secondary targets!"

It wasn't just talk. Peters has a new section on his Web site devoted to a tally of courthouses and government buildings, saved and unsaved. For every state, a total number of such buildings is listed, along with the percentage of them that have been reclaimed with the holy oil. If you believe the list, hundreds of buildings in 44 states have been anointed and prayed over by Peters' oily followers.

Pete Peters, SPL Center 50 Comments [2/10/2009 12:31:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Moondog
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Quote# 58217

Little did I realize how quickly a “friendship” could turn into a romance, especially on the part of the one who really needed a friend. This can happen too easily just in casual conversation at church or when families get together. (In my case, it was the boy who lived several houses down.) Because of my experience, I think it’s best to never engage in extended conversations with anyone of the opposite sex, and especially never alone.

A sister in Christ, Young Women Stepping Heavenward 62 Comments [2/9/2009 11:59:32 PM]
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Submitted By: Traitor1
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Quote# 58225

“I am in favor only of eliminating Christianity from science classes.” [excerpt]

If we do that, then things like eugenics become morally acceptable in the science class.

And then when those students get out into the real world and start getting elected to public offices and making executive decisions, they will be making those decisions based on what they learned in science class.

The only reason I can think that someone would want to eliminate Christianity and the moral restraints that it brings, is if they wanted to promote things like euthanasia and eugenics.

Fichori, Free Republic 48 Comments [2/9/2009 9:24:41 PM]
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Submitted By: Ivy Mike
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Quote# 58431

homosexuals who are not pushing the homosexual agenda are welcome on FR. But your support of the homosexual agenda is not welcome at all. If you want to make false assertions such as the above, you must cite sources to support it. But, since you won’t be able to, you should shut your trap.

I have noted that your comments are generally polite and do not incite rudeness. But I am sick of your support of the homosexual agenda and its lies. It is a lie that homosexuals in general are not interested in underage males. I used to run the Homosexual Agenda pinglist and still help out. I used to have (thanks to Scripter especially) tons of links, sources and facts and figures - many from homosexual researchers and sites - that support the FACT that homosexuals are more prone to molest and seduce underage youths.

I don’t have those links and sources at my fingertips right now due to various reasons including three computer deaths. Maybe someone will show up with some facts. But I don’t need any links to know for a fact - due to studying this topic for years - that your assertion is a rotten lie and I will hit abuse on you if I see any more support of the homosexual agenda coming from you.

little jeremiah, free republic 57 Comments [2/9/2009 9:09:39 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 58498

[A girl had blogged about how she couldn't stand believing that only those who believed in Jesus would be spared eternal damnation. She said "I can’t comprehend it. If I had a son or daughter, even if they chose not to acknowledge me, but proceeded to live a moral life and made mistakes, I would still take them back with open arms when they came to me." The following was found in the comments section of the post.]

And the fact that you, or I, would take back a sinful child without them being righteous shows that we are in violation of God's law and word in Proverbs 17:15, we are an abomination. We are just as sinful as they. That is why true forgiveness must come from the cross.

Tom, Revelife 42 Comments [2/9/2009 9:04:42 PM]
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Quote# 57969

[(Intelligent Design) is a supposition which is not testable in a scientific environment and for which there is no evidence to back it up.]


you are wrong...there is a lot more 'evidence' demonstrating a designed universe than there is for random and chaotic forces 'naturally selecting' (whatever that means ) our universe out of nothing (which is IMPOSSIBLE BTW)

so...take a walk ...pseudo smart guy

Echoes, Harmony Central 41 Comments [2/9/2009 9:02:25 PM]
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Quote# 58306

This is a Conservative website. Evo-Atheism has no role in conservatism, nor on any thread on this board other than to show the depths that Satan will go to spread his lies. Please take your NEA-loving cult elsewhere.

ToGodBeTheGlory ("Darwinism" is Satanism.), freerepublic 30 Comments [2/9/2009 8:14:57 PM]
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Quote# 58234

He's not saved, otherwise he would not be so bold as to say he speaks for God. He may THINK he's saved, but he most definitely is not. I imagine he will probably respond that he is saved and then accuse anyone who presses him on it of not knowing the nature of salvation. Satan has ahold of this one.

Tres Wright, RaptureReady 38 Comments [2/9/2009 7:49:57 PM]
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Quote# 58259

Intelligent design is not even about religion. It is about observable fact. Some religious people were trying to prove that ID is an acceptable form of public school teaching but they failed to get their stuff together, so much so that they were lucky to get out of there without being punished for lying to the court but it was not the fault of ID. It was the fault of the poor presentation. ID has nothing to do with any religion. It's nothing more and nothing less than observable scientific fact.

seekmosttoprophesy, YouTube 52 Comments [2/9/2009 7:26:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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