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Quote# 57909

Isaiah suggests that the earth is spherical and not flat as many people believed long ago:

It is He who sits above the circle of the earth... Isaiah 40:22 (KJV)

The word translated “circle” here is the Hebrew word chuwg which is also translated “circuit,” or “compass” (depending on the context). That is, it indicates something spherical, rounded, or arched — not something that is flat or square. The book of Isaiah was written long before Aristotle even thought of the earth being spherical. This has been cited as a further example of Bible scientific foreknowledge.

CreationWiki, CreationWiki 54 Comments [2/7/2009 1:13:16 AM]
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Submitted By: CalRC
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Quote# 57930

God told us everything we need to know in plain English in the KJV Bible. We don’t need to know about the internets to get to Heaven.

ToGodBeTheGlory, Free Republic 43 Comments [2/7/2009 12:44:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivy Mike
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Quote# 57718

I DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR TO LET A MALE IN A WOMEN COMPETITION. NO MATTER WHAT HE'S STILL A MALE . HE WAS BORN A MALE . GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES. AND HE'S NOT A LIAR! EVERYONE IS BORN A MALE OR A FEMALE. IT IS YOUR CHOICE OF WHAT YOU BECOME, LAWYERS, DOCTORS, THIEVES, MURDERER PREACHER ETC. BUT DON'T CALL GOD A LIAR! BLAME IT ON THE DEVIL, IF YOU LIKE. NO MATTER WHAT SERGURY HE GETS, HE WILL NEVER, NEVER BE A REAL WOMAN.

DEBBIO73, Show Hype 70 Comments [2/6/2009 11:59:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Nevermore
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Quote# 58161

Do you guys realise the Christianity is only 2000 years old. there wasnt a religion before christ. if anything it was judeism. and even they dont go back millions of years

Paule, Yahoo 40 Comments [2/6/2009 10:58:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Topaz_Witch
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Quote# 58326

To Anger them even MORE.. I refer to is as BS

to the libs and scientists I say...

What good is “Darwin’s Survival of the FITTEST,” when you LIBERALS Always put in place POLICIES that THWART Darwin at every turn.. are you LIAR or HYPOCRITE...

They always come back with “YOu want to leave the Poor to DIE??” ... when I return with ..”IT was GOOD enough for DARWIN!!”

They run for the HILLS.

gwilhelm56, freerepublic 67 Comments [2/6/2009 10:41:29 PM]
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Quote# 57926

I'll spare you all of the details by just including the actual prophecy the way it was received ...

The Lord said,

"The Clintons are still in charge"

"This will be Obama's downfall"

I asked when would this happen, Lord?

The Lord said it wasn't for me to know and then He added,

"That I would very happy"

Side note I am not pro or anti-Obama personally just sober and leary of what I see happening.

I would not be happy if this was the end of Obama physically ...

I'm thinking this is more of a polictcal problem that has yet to come to light.

geetrue, SUBSIM.com 38 Comments [2/6/2009 10:27:41 PM]
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Submitted By: Antikristuseke
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Quote# 57936

[Regarding evolution...]

Your “mountains of evidence” are just valleys of deception spun by the Deceiver to turn people from God. I’ll take the Bible and the Word of God over such tripe any day. You imperil your soul for worldly glory. I’ll pray for you tonight.

ToGodBeTheGlory, Free Republic 39 Comments [2/6/2009 10:23:19 PM]
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Submitted By: Ivy Mike
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Quote# 57996

Think about this: Gangs, murderers, burglars, etc. etc. are almost always atheistic. You will basically never find a lifetime criminal who has a strong faith in God.

but a disciple, yahoo answers 49 Comments [2/6/2009 10:13:19 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 58177

[in response to a person who wonders why god allowed the Hudson plane to go down in the first place...]
One wonders why God saw fit to cause the crisis in the first place.

I don't wonder, Christians shouldn't wonder...are you a Christian?

Javier, Fish With Trish 28 Comments [2/6/2009 9:52:15 PM]
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Quote# 58042

What would happen if a America was run exclusively by Christian Fundamentalists?

Answer : America would be holy, loving, just, merciful, truthful and good.
There would not be terrorism, abortion, assisted suicide, devil worship, voodoo, paganism, sex outside of marriage, homosexuality, rape, murder, robberies, fraud, political lies and extortion, etc...

Americans would be smart with common sense, emotional, teachers, prayer partners, helpers, moral, socially acceptable, honest, protected, stable, above reproach, faithful to one spouse, self-controlled in actions and attitude, prudent, respectful, hospitable, not addicted to alcohol, drugs, or tobacco, not be self-willed or quick-tempered, not be a fighter verbally or physically, gentle and treat others with care, not be quarrelsome or argumentative, not love money as a god, would be a good family man or woman, love what is good and just, be self-controlled, and saved.

Americans would learn that Jesus is the only way of salvation.

Americans would learn about the Holy Spirit and Spiritual warfare with the devil and his demons and how to defeat them.

The Church in America would educate, continue in fellowship and community gatherings, would help the needy, share their faith, pray and praise God.

Science would be embraced and explored. After all, God created it and the scientists that study it.

It would be nice if everyone was a Christian, but that is an individual choice. Of course, not being a Christian is what is causing all the evil problems in the country today.

Since there is no restriction in the nation's founding documents regarding Church and State, the issue would not be brought up.

Have I answered all your questions?

D.A. S, Yahoo Answers 85 Comments [2/6/2009 9:40:09 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 57854

The economic meltdown happened while G.W. Bush was President. Another example of Christian persecution?

cindy lou who, Yahoo Answers 51 Comments [2/6/2009 9:37:58 PM]
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Quote# 58030

The gaystapo are becoming unstoppable, and the Western world is going down the tubes fast. The way things are going the thought police will soon wander from house to house, snatching children away from their parents and forcing them to be raised by militant homosexuals, all in the name of tolerance and PC.

Bill Muehlenberg, Culturewatch 52 Comments [2/6/2009 9:22:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 57955

My daughter is 7 years old (2nd grade) and attends a public grade school here in Washington State.

I was just informed tonight that my daughter was required to draw a picture of Obama in her art class today. My wife and I just found out tonight because my daughter was coloring a picture by herself and my wife just happen to ask what she was drawing, she said OBAMA. We asked her why and thats when she told us about her art class today. My wife and I looked at each other at the same time. To add to the insult, it is the wife of my daughters rec basketball coach.

Should I be as mad or disgusted as I am? I couldn't help but think some liberal was pushing their agenda on my kids. I can see maybe George Washington or Abraham Lincoln,.... but Obama!

Tell me I'm over reacting.

big wave, Rapture Ready 62 Comments [2/6/2009 9:15:47 PM]
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Quote# 58079

To be honest with you I wouldn't leave His side for all the logic in the world- because that is all it is: the world's logic and frankly I have had quite enough of that.

Gloria, Facebook Mormon Pro Prop 8 page 26 Comments [2/6/2009 8:57:56 PM]
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Submitted By: Adam
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Quote# 57910

I don't understand atheists, I mean if they don't believe so what? Why do they have to make such an issue of it? Why do they care so much about whether anyone else believes? Why can't they just blow it off?

luvgrandkids's Avatar luvgrandkids, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [2/6/2009 8:49:08 PM]
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Quote# 58107



They will even go as far as to trade God's word for p*rnography. Yep, I do believe that evolutionist-atheist are doing the work of Satan. To put God's word on the same level as smut. But even Hitler did something simular. He had groups of people who were considered tops of their race. Perfect condition, etc... They would have s*xual org*es. In the attempt to make the super race of humans. So do evolutionist-atheist deem themselves as the super race? It would seem so or they would have no problems with what other people think and believe.

Issac, Y.E.C. Headquarters 63 Comments [2/6/2009 8:38:29 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 57839

Is most modern science a lie?

How can we possible be sure about the lies they tell us in science class. Has anyone actually seen an electron? No, so how do we know it exists? Same goes for the structure of the atom. Microscopes can't see that far down and never will because atoms probably don't exist. And don't confuse technology with science. Technology is what gives us computers and TVs that we use to spread the word of the Lord. Science is what evil scientists do.

mrheadhappyday, Yahoo! Answers 66 Comments [2/6/2009 8:12:32 PM]
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Submitted By: ZortZblatZ
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Quote# 57947

re " so not being a Christian is worse than rape or genocide..."

Yes, in the final analyis.

royalcrompton, h2g2 28 Comments [2/6/2009 8:07:03 PM]
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Quote# 57976

Isn't it interesting how so many of the disasters currently occurring in the world almost always seem to happen in locations void of Christ fearing/loving people? These locations seem to be rife with mendacious jackanapes that are swimming laps in the cesspool of debauchery. (Hurricane Katrina "victims" comes to mind.)

I've always wondered if God allows evil to flourish in these places. Those people kicked God out and invited satan in, then celebrated with brandy and cigars. I guess it's a good thing I'm not God because I would've embarked on a store-wide clearance sale- everyone MUST go!

This caravan of evil his heading to our own back yards. Why are there so few of us who are trying to take out the parking spaces? Why does "spreading the word" feel like digging a hole in the sand?

drjoshua, RR 44 Comments [2/6/2009 8:05:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 57873

[Prove that hell exists. Prove that heaven exists. Prove that sinners go to hell.

Explain why you warn people that they're going to hell in the first place. "Judge not, lest ye be judged".

Mind your own business and let people live their lives without being accosted by you.]

How do you prove hell exists? Be logical.

Since you will always exist, you have to go some place. Because you can't go where those who are saved are going, you must go someplace else. This place is called hell. God would never allow you where you don't belong or where you can continue to inflict harm on those who have eternal life, or the populace in general.

Since God is proven to exist, He is in His abode which is heaven.

When the Bible says do not judge it says this to tell you that whatever you judge by, so shall you be judged. Since I will not be judged for calling Jesus a liar, I can inform you of what Jesus said, that you are condemned for hell for rejecting His loving sacrifice, just as Jesus spoke on hell more than anyone else in the Scriptures.

I have told you the truth. Just because you don't like it, there is no reason for you to accost me as to try to control me and make demands by bearing false witness. Speaking the truth is profitable, not accosting.

Do you see the difference? Now ask yourself why you call Jesus a liar, and therein realize you have no valid reason, so your hostility is like that of fallen Lucifer, the Devil, who is going to hell.

Churchwork, Biblocality 39 Comments [2/6/2009 7:44:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Starfire
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Quote# 57941

IUD as well as the morning after pill are not rights! We live in a country of FREEDOM of Religious beliefs, Correct? I am a pharmacist and took an oath to CARE and PROTECT, not kill the unborn. I support the Nurse as caring for her patient and the right of the unborn. I did not sign up to be an ABORTIONIST when receiving my pharmacy degree, as I am sure this nurse did not as well! She can educate the patient to NFP, the NATURAL way for all of you environmentalists!!! It's uninvasive and purely natural!

Anonymous, RHRC 45 Comments [2/6/2009 6:54:10 PM]
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Quote# 57575

If any one of these women decided her puppy was inconvenient and publicly executed it, would the media and elite "support her decision?" No, there would be a national news blurb, and outraged letters to the editor, breathless reporting and tut-tutting from local television reporters, and a stern judge lecturing and sentencing. Yet BHO supports even killing children born alive after a "botched" third trimester abortion.

El Gallo, Fulfilled Prophecy 33 Comments [2/6/2009 5:45:47 PM]
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Quote# 57906

(Talking about Christians getting RFID chip implants)

Not this Christian. I don't even let them chip my dogs. My little furry children aren't going to be beta testers for the enslavement of the human race.

Beagler, Rapture Ready! 46 Comments [2/6/2009 3:03:35 PM]
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Quote# 58482

Tattoos historically been associated with criminals, street gangs, the military, whores, and barbarian island cultures. At a minimum, getting a tattoo shows one's worldliness.

It is no coincidence that tattoos are becoming extremely popular around the world today. The Bible foretells that the Antichrist will require the inhabitants of the earth to receive a MARK in order to buy or sell anything (Revelation 13:17). Hence, the world's masses are being prepared now to receive the Mark of the Beast when the Antichrist comes.

No Christian who loves the Lord Jesus Christ should ever get a tattoo. It is a symbol of allegiance to Satan. If you have a tattoo, you ought to have it removed by laser. Tattoos are of the Devil. They are evidences of worldliness.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 59 Comments [2/6/2009 3:01:48 PM]
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Submitted By: n/a
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Quote# 58165

I don't think they [gays] should be killed. Maybe mamed or hurt real bad. Nooo; however, it should be punishible with imprisonment. When I was a military police officer I arrested more than several "sodomites" for sodomy. They were all thrown our of the military. It was a wonderful feel good experence.

pachristianpatriot, Full Quiver Mission 59 Comments [2/6/2009 3:00:26 PM]
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Submitted By: doomie 22
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