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Quote# 58208

[concerning his his 5 year old son]

... I was not real sure if my son was grasping any of the information ... . Well, tonight at bedtime I realized that he has been getting a healthy dose of the truth... . He asked me why the scientists want to deceive people by telling lies about creation and dinosaurs. When I explained that if they admitted to the fact of God creating everything that [sic] they would have to face their own sin, my son thought about it for a second and then said, "Daddy I know what I am going to do when I get older and can read by myself ... I am going to go to the library and get all of the science books and erase all the lies in them." Needless to say I wept and thanked God for my son. ...

Mike G., AiG 94 Comments [2/6/2009 2:58:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Paidblow
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Quote# 57737

[The rest of the post is a scream too. Here's a taste:]

OBAMA OATH ODDITY

Obama retakes Oath of Office PRIVATELY

.....FAILING to put left

hand on a Bible !!!!



HAS ANY PRESIDENT IN OUR HISTORY EVER DISSED AND DISOWNED THE WORD OF GOD LIKE THIS MAN HAS??????? WHERE IS THE *OUTRAGE*??????

As you probably know by now, due to numerous flubs in his ORIGINAL taking of the Oath of Office PUBLICLY, President Obama had to retake the Oath PRIVATELY last night.....

Link

I, for one, am deeply disturbed that he DID NOT PLACE HIS LEFT HAND ON A BIBLE in the "do-over" at the White House.

Chet, Clintspirations 49 Comments [2/6/2009 1:05:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Kung Fu Hamsta
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Quote# 57822

I googled myself and got some "fundie" award and alot of chatter about 'mirrors'. I thought the whole thing was interesting - it's amazing how much private info is out there these days.....

I certainly don't mind being called a 'fundamentalist'......that's what I am.....not an insult to me......I studied 6 other religions before becoming a Christian......the others were lies or shadows of the truth..........

vhowell, Rapture Ready. of course 49 Comments [2/6/2009 12:56:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Beyond Faith
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Quote# 57846

in science, it doesn't matter if something is true or not, the important thing is that it's useful. for example, there is no evidence that space and time can warp like einstein said, but the theory of relativity is still a useful theory.

religion is the same. it doesn't matter if religions are true or not, the important thing is that they are useful.

Lucis, FRDB 43 Comments [2/6/2009 11:18:38 AM]
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Quote# 57982

Evos need to get over their persecution complex.

metmom, Free Republic 64 Comments [2/6/2009 7:09:49 AM]
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Quote# 57933

[Regarding scientists...]



Let’s call it what it is, Satanism. That’s where it comes from - Satan- and he’s who they will spend eternity with for blaspheming against God. It’s good to know that God is just. I’d love to see the smirks fall from their faces when they find out what their eternal future is going to be.

:)

ToGodBeTheGlory, Free Republic 60 Comments [2/6/2009 5:17:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivy Mike
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Quote# 57938

Exactly. Evo-atheists like Attenborough don’t want to know what God said, so they invent a fairy-tale to make their sins easier to bear.

This guy is in his 80’s though, so he’ll find out just how wrong he was soon enough. He’ll wish all he had to worry about was an eye worm when his time comes.

ToGodBeTheGlory, Free Republic 44 Comments [2/6/2009 2:52:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivy Mike
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Quote# 57611

I'm amazed at the number of people here who are in favour of murder. Instead if killing one baby at a time, Why don't we just nuke all humans and be done with it.

Max Ikbal, Canada, BBC News | Have Your Say 49 Comments [2/6/2009 2:43:30 AM]
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Quote# 57870

The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.

Jim Rutz, Worldnet Daily 65 Comments [2/6/2009 12:44:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Starfire
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Quote# 57599

[From a thread about a news story of scientists successfully teleporting matter over 3 feet.]


It is probably bogus science put on the news to mentally prepare the masses an explaination on why millions vanish from the planet

FreeWater, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [2/5/2009 11:23:28 PM]
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Submitted By: fundiesRtehlulz
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Quote# 57863

With the election of the impostor President B. Hussein Obama, the forces of intolerance and bigotry, AKA as the Democratic Party, has started its assault on the American people. Lechers and simpletons embodied in sodomites and unbelievers are attacking the very foundation of America: religious liberty, decency and morality.

For example, when sodomites and anu’s worshippers rioted against the Mormon church for the passing of the Proposition 8, the anti-American media, which is run by sodomites, did not cover the violence and bigotry that these lechers displayed against people of faith.

Under the mantra of “change,” the fascists in the Democrat Party are motivated to transform America from a Republican form of government into a socialist gulag where constitutional rights are not longer respected.

Illegal immigration, Muslim radicals, activist sodomites, abortion fanatics, lecher unbelievers, and a coward media are all confabulated to sink America and destroy the only hope in the world. If we want to resume in a word what these bunch of losers are doing would be outrage.

Manuel, Townhall.com 75 Comments [2/5/2009 11:01:40 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 57908

[What would we find if we took the mask off atheism?]

A snotnosed kid with his thumb in his mouth whining because nobody will let him rape his dog, his neighbors, or his relatives. If it's a she, it's a whiny btch who wants to be a golddigger or a lesbian.

Rebecca A, Y!answers 61 Comments [2/5/2009 10:53:20 PM]
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Quote# 57624

ADDIS ABABA (AFP) – Religious leaders in Ethiopia on Monday urged lawmakers to amend the country's constitution to ban homosexuality in a move they argue could further strengthen existing codes.

At a meeting in the Ethiopian capital, nearly a dozen religious figures, including heads of Ethiopia's Orthodox, Roman Catholic and Protestant churches, adopted a resolution against homosexuality, which they termed as "the pinnacle of immorality."

They also blamed homosexuality for the rise in sexual attacks on children and young men.

"This is something very strange in Ethiopia, the land of the Bible that condemns this very strongly," said Abune Paolos, the patriarch of Ethiopia's Orthodox Church.

"For people to act in this manner they have to be dumb, stupid like animals," he told reporters. "We strongly condemn this behaviour. They (homosexuals) have to be disciplined and their acts discriminated, they have to be given a lesson."

Ethiopian clerics, AFP 38 Comments [2/5/2009 8:08:54 PM]
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Quote# 57812

All homosexuals are potential pedophiles. As they grow older the supply of fresh flesh dries up and they begin hitting on young people and recruiting.

When you suggest refraining from 'painting everyone with a broad brush' you ignore some basic facts about homosexual activity.

Homosexuals head the list of serial killers.

Homosexuals spread disease by their untidy actions during their so-called 'love-making' sessions in that they ingest fecal matter and are apt to 'score' with multiple partners.

The imbecilic attempt to legitimize thereby making a mockery of marriage is anathema to a well-ordered society. Homosexuals tend to flit from partner to partner and no piece of paper is going to stop that.

I believe that homosexuals and their agenda for this nation and the world is as dangerous as terrorists. Damage after terror attacks can be repaired. The damage homosexuals do eats into the moral fiber of America and will last until the Second Coming unless it is curbed once and for all.

IbJensen, Freerepublic 62 Comments [2/5/2009 7:03:10 PM]
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Quote# 57874

you know who also shouldn't vote? not all atheists but those #**@ing %#@*rags who think they're better than everyone else because they decided to become a rebel in college and consider themselves atheist because they're to #**@ing lazy to go to church and justify the switch by blindly insulting every religion and belief system on the planet

Adadadadak, wow 58 Comments [2/5/2009 6:29:58 PM]
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Quote# 57671

The 'atheist society' have paid to advertised on the side of London buses “There is no God, so enjoy life” is this to be interpreted as, break all the commandments & enjoy life?

laswer, Answer Bag 54 Comments [2/5/2009 6:10:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 57605

And so we build the tower of babel. It's completey a thumbing of the nose to God. It just kills me to think that here we all are, with our personalities and our thinking brains, and it al started when a couple of enzymes got together. How complex is just human cell. Or the human eye that has millions of lenses. All this made by accident. Or the mere fact of where our planet is located. This planet is in the precisely perfect location for our existance. Any closer t the sun, and we're done. Any further from the sun and we're done. Again I say it takes more faith to believe that this is an accident than in a Creator. May God have mercy on us for our arrogance!

DAVEYBOY, RR 52 Comments [2/5/2009 6:06:24 PM]
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Quote# 57767

I've found it interesting, the way those pushing the homosexual agenda have coined phrases to make it appear that those opposing them are hateful and unreasonable...

"Hate" crimes, homo "phobia"...to infer that we hate them or are afraid of them...when really most of us are simply disgusted by their behavior...it's just plain nasty. It's caused all manner of disease; that's a proven fact. They even spread their disease to innocent persons. Obama has completely ignored that little detail...

The Bible itself even notes the disease issue:
Romans 1:27 (New International Version)

27In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.

Abigail, Rapture Ready! 42 Comments [2/5/2009 6:05:47 PM]
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Quote# 57817

[Meterologist Jay Searles talks about changes in Pacific Ocean temperature: "When we go through transition phases like right now, they tend to favor stormy more violent weather – everything we have been observing."]

Too bad he couldn't even equate the "transition" phase he admits we're going through right now, with the "transition" phase of birth(labor) pangs and put two and two together. The man should take a lamaze class.

1angel4u, Rapture Ready 47 Comments [2/5/2009 5:58:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Empress
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Quote# 57818

Creationism is the new cutting edge coming enlightenment.

OriginalBigWhite, IMDB 44 Comments [2/5/2009 5:54:48 PM]
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Submitted By: wautd
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Quote# 57667

obama wants rights for terrorists, homosexuals to marry * argh* and athiests to preach thier hate of Christians.
The problem imo is that he is trying to be nice to the wrong folks. If somebody comes at you with a knife with aids on it you dont say, "ok, you may stab me if it makes you happy"! Sometimes, we have to deter the WRONG so that we can persue the happiness talked about in our own documents and which is part of God's plan for us. He doesnt support being kind to hitler and pol pot too !

compassionrepublican, YouTube 48 Comments [2/5/2009 4:26:53 PM]
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Quote# 57444

[You are advocating a particular narrow religious belief, not science.]

Not so narrow. The Old Testament is Scripture for an awful lot of people in this world.

[I don't know how you can claim to support science when you avail yourself of every opportunity to dispute both scientific methods and findings in favor of divine revelation.]

Scientific findings confirm the account in Genesis that the universe had a beginning which scientists in the early 1900's tried so hard to deny.

Science confirmed that the earth was formless and void at one time, just like Scripture says.

Science claims that many animals came from common ancestors, which is not in conflict with God creating kinds and animals descending from them.

There are many areas where the findings of science verify Scripture, whether atheists and evos like to admit it or not.

Evos and atheists reject divine inspiration because they think that science is true. So why condemn someone who rejects some of the findings of science because they believe divine revelation is true? Why condemn someone for doing something you do yourself; that is accept what you believe as true and reject what you believe is false?

[And once again you are showing that you are anti-science.]

You really do need to stop lying about me.

metmom, Free Republic 31 Comments [2/5/2009 4:24:42 PM]
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Quote# 57604

Dinosaurs occupied a variety of trophic levels, and while I have seen evolutionists throw up a lot fantastic ideas and "theories," none of them have provided a mechanism that would explain why dinosaurs are supposedly extinct in light of how diverse they were and how many niches they filled.

The fact is that there are parts of the world where the natives will tell you that some types of dinosaurs are still alive, and there are plenty of artistic depictions of dinosaurs and people struggling with dinosaurs from around the world and through time.

Evolutionists are so eager to bolster their subjectively derived timeframe for "pre-history" that if they find any new discovery they assume it is extinct and place it in their timeline. And often times ambitious people take advantage of their eagerness by selling the bogus specimens or doctored specimens.

You seem to have chosen to accept the brand of evolutionism peddled by the public school system. There are evolutionists who are a bit more analytical and slower to leap to assumptions. Like the guys who wrote the book on the Mokele-mbembe for example. The Mokele-Mbembe is definitely something that deserves study and protection, but if everyone had your mentality no one would even bother to check up on it.

jmsnooks, deviantART 42 Comments [2/5/2009 3:01:42 PM]
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Submitted By: mngamojemo
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Quote# 57981

There’s one thing that people like evos/atheists just can’t seem to understand: religion and science do not stand equal before the Constitution. Of the two, one, and only one, is enumerated.

metmom, Free Republic 37 Comments [2/5/2009 3:01:29 PM]
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Quote# 57752

ARE THE NEOCON-CATHOLIC MASONS ABOUT TO DESTROY DAMASCUS SYRIA ON 13 TH DAY OF FEBRUARY 2009


OBAMA = THE 44 TH NEOCON PRESIDENT PRACTISES NUMEROLOGY

Obama Sworn In As 44th President Of United States - Jan 20 2009

4+4 = 8

REALISE THE SIGNIFICANT OF THE 4+4 IN NUMEROLOGY WHICH ALL CATHOLIC MASON NEOCONS BELIEVE IN.

Numerology

"CARRIED TO COMPLETION"

Number eight is the number of masterful success. It stands for solidity carried to completion, as represented by a double square. When halved, its parts are equal “4 + 4”, and when halved again its parts are still equal “2 + 2 and 2 + 2”, showing a fourfold balance.

These people worship death that is why so many people die when they are in power.

13: A Secret Number of Sacred OCCULT Power
Friday the 13 th is also worshipped by the OCCULT
February 13 2009 right after the Solar eclipse and the Lunar eclipse
These people worship the Sun , the moon, the stars and the work of a mans hands

1+3+2+2+9 = 17 = 1+7 = 8

Remember Numerology is Satanic and against or Lord and saviours teachings


I do not at all or never have believed in numerology in any way shape or form but the demons who are about to bring on the 3 rd world war do believe in numerology and this needs to be shown to show all proof of my ministry.

Abba's Watchman, Abba's Watchman 80 Comments [2/5/2009 2:19:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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