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Quote# 57590

Yes, I think 2 or more penises would absolutely provide a selective advantage.....so why not, evos?

supersport, CARM 104 Comments [2/2/2009 10:14:41 PM]
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Quote# 57698

I would agree that ID does not qualify as a falsifiable hypothesis. It's not a hypothesis because it's an observation of the obvious, and it's not falsifiable because it's true.

yguy, Christian Forums 34 Comments [2/2/2009 10:14:05 PM]
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Quote# 57600

My first prophecy included the details of Christ's resurrection and purpose of being sent to earth. This word was given to me before a winter festival in Sturbridge, Massachusetts and spoken to over 20 people who then smiled at me. At this time, my own Mother was taken by surprise, because I was never taught the gospel until an older age. I spoke by divine inspiration and by the Holy spirit. But it wasn't until I was older, which was 1997 that I really learned how to prophesy the word of the LORD.

I remember in the summer of 1997, I started to learn about prophecy in very deep ways. I was already filled with the Holy Spirit, so I started to seek the LORD and ask him for this gift. Immediately I started to prophesy. I felt a strong heat control my mouth as I spoke. While I spoke, I could see the events that I spoke about so closely and clearly. If I prophesied about a certain person, I felt like I was right next to that person. If I spoke about another country, I felt like I was in that country while I prophesied. When I prophesy, I can see what I am saying. Its very strange to others, but normal to me. This is one characteristic of the prophetic gift that I have received.

Fulfillments of prophecy of which Stephen Choate prophesied

1. Afghanistan's Nation and Government changes(Prophesied 1998-Fulfilled 2001)-As seen on CNN, Fox News and other news stations
2. Y2K and computer chaos(Prophesied 1998-Fulfilled 2000)-As seen on CNN, Fox News and other news stations
3. Invasion of God in Hollywood(Prophesied 1998-Fulfilled, more Films have come out for Film that relates to God and the Spirit world then ever before)
4. Tornado's in Michigan(Prophesied 1998-Fulfilled just 3 hours later that same day)
Iraq's Nation and Government changes(Prophesied 2001-Fulfilled 2003)-As seen on CNN, Fox News and other news stations
5. The concern for Sadam Huissan life and his Sons life(Prophesied 2002-Fulfilled 2003 and 2006)-As seen on CNN, Fox News and other news stations
George W. Bush 2nd Election win(Prophesied 2003-Fulfilled 2004)-As seen on CNN, Fox News and other news stations
6. Famous NFL football star Michael Vick's downfall(Prophesied 2006-Fulfilled late 2007)-As seen on CNN, Fox News and other news stations
7. Mexico's flood's around the Yucatan Penisula and Tabasco(Prophesied July of 2007-Fulfilled September 2007)-As seen on CNN, Fox News and other news stations
8. India's technology in the sea(Prophesied August of 2007-Fufilled September of 2007)-As seen on CNN, Fox News and other news stations
9. Days of JFK and talks of JFK in the news(Prophesied March of 2008-Fulfilled May of 2008) 2008-Fulfilled May of 2008)-As seen on CNN, Fox News and other news stations
10. China's earthquake(Prophesied April of 2008-Fulfilled May of 2008)-As seen on CNN, Fox News and other news stations
11. Japan's earthquake(Prophesied May of 2008-Fulfilled June of 2008)-As seen on CNN, Fox News and other news stations
12. Multiple Train wrecks(Prophesied May 19th 2008-Fulfilled May 28th 2008)-As seen on CNN, Fox News and other news stations
13. California's earthquake(Prophesied July 19th 2008-Fulfilled July 28th 2008)-As seen on CNN, Fox News and other news stations
14. March to the Capital(Prophesied July 19th 2008-Fulfilled August 16th 2008)

Stephen Choate, Speak God Speak 52 Comments [2/2/2009 9:37:12 PM]
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Quote# 57629

[responding to a comparison of the evolution of English from Beowulf to present, which is spottily recorded at the beginning but happened anyway, and the evolution of organisms demonstrated in the spotty fossil record]

The difference is that people were around to witness the linguistit transitions and record them. There is no record of evolutionism, that is why it is referred to as "prehistory," because no one was around to see it. However, if no one is around to see something then it cannot be verified. That is why evolutionism is pure speculation based on suppositions.

jmsnooks, deviantART 29 Comments [2/2/2009 9:34:26 PM]
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Submitted By: mngamojemo
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Quote# 57567

[Question: People on this site call me a religious fool. So why is it ,the majority of people here have no idea what Scientific Theory is?]


Answer:

Take comfort in the fact that you actually use logic whereas they merely claim to. Something can not come from nothing. It defies all reason. That's more ridiculous than lead into gold and all other manner of magical BS supposed scientists have cooked up over the centuries.



[This is one of those that you don't know what's worse if the question or the answer. And, yes, the one asking the question is a Fundie]

Buttercup/CluedOut, Aswer Bag 24 Comments [2/2/2009 7:46:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 57684

"When angels raise their wings, powerful force fields such as hurricanes and jet streams are created."

Larry Wood, Bible Doctrine News 70 Comments [2/2/2009 7:46:03 PM]
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Submitted By: yunshui
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Quote# 58195

"Zimbabwe needed to learn the truth that came out of Isaac's mouth when he blessed Jacob: 'cursed be every one
that curseth thee, and blessed be he that blesseth thee' (Gen. 27:29). Mugabe kept cursing the British and Americans - Jacob's descendants. So what did he expect?"

Jimmy C, Letchworth Garden City, UK, Times Online 42 Comments [2/2/2009 3:32:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Sonny Sidhu
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Quote# 57852

Given not everyone can afford having more than one woman.. wives, like dogs, when well trained and full of unconditionally love they are a great thing.

As a polygamous Mormon, I can honestly stay that all of my wives (6 of them) are a joy to have. In Mormonism we stress maintaining high levels of physical fitness, we watch what we eat very carefully (Fundamentalist only eat food they have grown them selves) so really if maintained (like a car, or anything really) you can get that "demi more" effect..

Like Masterson said, if a woman is fat, lazy or in any other way undesirable it's because you fucked up and didn't train her properly. Also might I add you are doing a grave disservice to the female as well as your self when you choose not to manage them correctly.

When you do have an old girl who has loyal served you, you grow very attached to her as you would with a pet or that old shirt you keep around because of all the good memories attached to it.. ect.. You don't have to sleep with her, and you normally have a few young ones rearing to go anyhow.

Robert, MenAreBetterThanWomen.com 58 Comments [2/2/2009 3:10:56 PM]
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Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 57591

Obama puposely screwed up the first [inauguration oath] so he could take it in secret without the Bible.
Fucking Muslim

And, how soon before the Secret Service finds O'Bama hiding under his desk, in the fetal position, crying and soiling his pants?

ILSU4U2, Youtube comment 60 Comments [2/2/2009 2:42:53 PM]
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Submitted By: Mithcoriel
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Quote# 57222

[I have no clue how the idea that gay whites don't believe in God connects to the film "Milk", but he manages to do so...]

I known this will sound homophobic(which i'm not)or racist(which i'm not)but the truth is most, not all, gay whites are trying to destroy the sanctity of marriage and now that they have been defeated they are taken their devilish anger out on their usual target...Black people of all faiths. Even Black homosexuals are feeling the wrath of the gay whites. Black homosexuals have been sexually and physically assaulted by these people and the number of attacks have increased since THEIR assault on Black people, Jesus Christ and Christianity began. Swams of gay whites have verbally accausted Black people in gay hubs like San Fransico and New York City. An innocent Black man was beaten by a animalistic gang of gay whites just days after marriage was protected. Thankfully, the gay whites didn't effect him with sodomy(which has been one of the methods of terrorism the gay whites have been planning to use on gay white message boards).

This is a clear indication of the gay white agenda to indoctrinate America with demonistic ideas and to make Black America feel the hatred seething from the pours of the gay whites. Everyone, especially Black people, should know the level of hatred the gay whites have for Black people and why they are using their efforts to rewrite Christianity and to discriminate against Black people.

Black people have been saying for years how the gay whites have been trying to usurp the civil rights movement because the gay whites resent the fact that Black people want to be seen as humans and are not just some mandigo type of caricature that the gay whites can act out their sick, sexual fantasies on. These people never cared about the civil rights movement. remember, where were the gay whites when Black people were being sprayed with hoses and had dogs attacking them? Bath houses, that's where! These people hate the fact that a Black person is now president, they hate the fact that a Black man can marry a Black woman and they hate the fact that a Black CHILD can breathe the same air that a gay white can. Now they are ganging together and planning attacks against Black people EVERYWHERE!

Black poster, know who you are dealing with and stop thinking just because a white person is gay that means they don't hate you. Remember, it was the gay whites that called Black people a n199er in California, just like the KKK and the neo nazis.

independentthinker32, IMDb Message Board - Milk (2008) 46 Comments [2/2/2009 12:49:18 PM]
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Submitted By: TheOtherRainMan
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Quote# 57635

[...suddenly I hear a fap, fap, fapping at my chamber door...]

This should paint a clear picture of our lord on that day: no humble words or healings; no acts of kindness; no soothing of souls. On that day, he will be there to put an end to the long, sad history of man by the sheer power of his word alone. On that day, people will be in such utter terror, they will die of heart failure! And on that day, there will be no question that Christ is truly a Warrior!

That battle will be the most gruesome ever seen, with carnage wrought all throught the valley of Megiddo. And Christ will come to take possession of Jerusalem, accompanied by all his saints that were faithful unto him.

For those that are his, this picture is one of victory over the forces of evil. For those who are not, this should be a most frightening image of what is yet to come.

Robert, Rapture Rodents 70 Comments [2/2/2009 12:38:54 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 57896

If we are wrong, then God is wrong, and that is impossible.

cocopea9052, Rapture Ready 86 Comments [2/2/2009 9:12:27 AM]
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Quote# 57631

Forensics became increasingly less useful the older a specimin is. The point of forensics is to evaluate how something died. From a dead fossilized skeleton you might be able to construct a reasonable hypothesis as to how it died, but perhaps not even that because if it is really mangled then for all you know it could have been smashed post mortem or it may have fallen apart as it decayed. You cannot tell who it's parents were, or what it's children were like, and you probably cannot even verify that it had children. Forensics is N/A to evolutionism.

jmsnooks, deviantART 32 Comments [2/2/2009 9:05:22 AM]
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Submitted By: mngamojemo
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Quote# 57419

The bottom line is this, when you have childish, immature people running the "war on terrorism", EXPECT a HUGE VICTORY for TERRORISTS in the form of a DEVESTATING EVENT ON U.S. SOIL. Meanwhile terrorists will have no boundaries on torture, in fact "waterboarding" would be laughed at when compared to their torture. Those being tortured by terrorist would find "waterboarding" a God send.

When Obama swears in, have food and water stored for 6 months to a year on hand.

YOU will need it when the DEVESTATING VICTORY for TERRORISTS HAPPENS IN THE U.S..

Also EXPECT a Nagin like response during and after the attack on U.S. soil.

Good luck!

felixthecat, RR 59 Comments [2/2/2009 1:45:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Trent Reznor
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Quote# 57720

[Re: Help with a Bisexual Friend]

When ever I have debated homosexuals I just plain ask them is being gay natural, or unnatural?....They always say its natural then I say why cant two homosexuals have children together? Then I tell them because its not natural, then I tell them look at a man and a woman they can have children together because its natural...They usually don't want to argue anymore after I bring up those examples.

Glory in Print, Rapture Ready 80 Comments [2/2/2009 12:47:27 AM]
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Quote# 57457

[Nazis & Pagans & Christians, oh my! When RSTDT meets FSTDT, the shit hits the fan.]

"Adolf Hitler": You MORON! I can tell you this much, you buttfucking jewlover, you`ll burn in hell. By protecting the jewish scum, that we know Our Lord Jesus Christ hated so much, you act like the devil himself. You know as well as I do that no one was "gassed" in Auschwitz, and most of the LIE they call "Holocaust" is just that, a lie.

Maisaa Hawana: i think you should watch what you say because there are alot of Anti-jews and blacks and i am one of them. Stop and look at what you are saying the Jews have been (excuse the language) damned by the other 2 most important religions( Islam and Chistinatity) so why do they deserve to live?? heil Hitler and the SS army And the Nazis and neo-nazis

(No name): I CANT WAIT FOR ALL YOU RACE TRAITORS,NIGGERS.KIKES AND OTHER MUD RACES TO BE HANGING FROM THE LAMPOSTS!!!!!!!! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE POISONING THE WHITE YOUTH OF TODAY WITH YOUR LIES, TRYING TO MAKE THEM BELIEVE THEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF BEING WHITE. HEIL ODIN, HEIL THOR! WONT BE SEEING YOU IN VALHALLA. NORDIC PRIDE. 88/14

x-factor: Message from the KKK-Colition of USA, Niggers we own you.. we owned your grandfathers coons and grandmother coons, and they had your nigger parents and your counsive nigger selfves and therfor I own all you niggers and nigglits so bow down and suck my cock!!!... Ohh yah and, don't mistake my cock f or a HUGE watermellon rine!!!

Several, Nazism Exposed-Hate Mail 94 Comments [2/2/2009 12:40:26 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 57768

I believe all queers have rights.

That is the right to a fair and speedy trial... Wink

AcrusaderO, Full Quiver Mission 69 Comments [2/1/2009 9:37:16 PM]
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Quote# 57218

THE ANTICHRIST HAS TAKEN OVER THE US!!!

Unfortunately the Antichrist is stronger than we originally perceived. You see, he is a puppet controlled by a group of private bankers who are seeking to take over and enslave the world with their one world order. These bankers have been very successful so far. They have blinded people from the truth through the media and dumbed them down through chemicals in the food and water supply so that they don't even care about the liberties that are being taken from them, as long as their own little world remains undisturbed. Very soon fear generated by this group will have the world on its knees begging for aid. What they will get is massacre.

Marolim, worldofwarcraft 54 Comments [2/1/2009 9:37:10 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 57456

Who am I?
I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.

I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but

I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

[It goes on like this for a while before ending:]

Who am I?









ADOLF HITLER.



WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?

[So Obama is a genocidal fascist dictator. I see.

Cue fundies creaming their pants in ecstacy]

EZLucas, Rapture Ready 72 Comments [2/1/2009 8:32:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Mr Blur
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Quote# 57704

sorry but I think you may have been brain washed

humans have no characteristics with animal except that we both breath air except for the animals in the water.

i have never seen a human with a paw or a cloven hoof or snout or beak have you?

What about claws or talons no human I know has those characteristics, do you. Have seen no one with gills or fins either.

Humans are moral creatures, animals operate only on their instincts only.

we are more then the animals

Follows Jesus, Yahoo Answers 76 Comments [2/1/2009 7:52:58 PM]
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Submitted By: TheOutsider
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Quote# 58060

Has Obama been arrested for treason yet?
His first day in office he released all our prisoners of war and declared the harming of our enemy, Islam, a crime.

Don't really care, answers 57 Comments [2/1/2009 6:53:24 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 57707

(A question asking what disproves evolution):

Evolution is still a theory it has not been proven right or wrong there is still many questions prior to evolution that don't make sense. DNA and Genes don't fit at all with evoluton because when two come together to make a baby the baby looks EXACTLY like it's parents. Where did the flying birds come from? Where did the fish with gils come from? The land and water? I suppose the dinosaurs came from them too? How did the other monkey get here ( Male/ female)? Also not only do we want to know how everything got here we also want to know how good and evil started? The bible has been proven right. My most favorite scientist Ken Ham toook time to study the Bible and evolution if you don't believe me check below.

(Crazy links snipped)

Best Character Captain Sparrow, Yahoo Answers R&S 60 Comments [2/1/2009 3:58:46 PM]
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Submitted By: WhyDontYouBlog
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Quote# 57644

I was listening to a radio talk show yesterday. They said that Obama is for abortion even partial birth abortion. Can you imagine letting a baby be born except for his head and killing him. As long as their head is not born then they can kill it and call it an abortion. I have heard that they say that a baby is not a baby but that it is just a glob but what can else can you call it when it is fully developed except a baby. Don't break a eagle egg because eagles are on the endangered species list and you will go to prison. But go ahead and kill unborn babies. I guess they are not on the endangered list.

If a man hits a woman and causes her to lose a baby he can get in serious trouble but it is ok for doctors to abort a baby. Does that even make sense.

Also Obama is for gays.

I shudder to think where this USA is headed.

Just wondering, Good News Cafe 62 Comments [2/1/2009 2:25:39 PM]
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Quote# 57066

Why evolution is appealing
For individuals addicted to sin, slaves to the power of sin and do not wish for this to change- evolution is music to their ears. No Holy and Righteous creator God to have an appointment with one day. Man make the rules not God make the rules. They want to be left alone to carry on sinning because they say no such thing as sin everything is a product of evolution so there's no right or wrong- blame evolution. So for those engaging in sexual immorality- evolution is music to their ears. For those who disrespect their parents, who steal, who don't want to go to Church, who don't want to give to others- evolution is music to their ears. Evolution demands no repentance, instead if provides a justification tool for any kind of behaviour one engages in.

For addicted sinners, evolution is music to their ears.

Unfortunately for them, it's not truth. They will be accountable to God and evolution excuse won't wash.

Scarlets79, CARM 39 Comments [2/1/2009 1:28:27 PM]
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Quote# 57807

The argument makes sense--EXCEPT FOR ONE THING!!! In the Acts of the Apostles, the Lord declared that shellfish and reptiles and all the other animals have been made clean, and therefore are no longer unclean. However, in no part of the Bible does it say that homosexuals are tolerable. Eating shrimp is not bad. Homosexuality is bad.

Polishguy, livescience 54 Comments [2/1/2009 1:21:38 PM]
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