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Quote# 59800

"The Bill of Rights does NOT grant rights to homosexuals, abortionists, witches and other immoral groups who do evil. Genuine freedom can only be established and maintained by unwavering faith in God."

David Stewart, jesus-is-savior 66 Comments [2/26/2009 4:40:34 AM]
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Submitted By: roflwaffle
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Quote# 59789

NOTHING is outside religion!
And its the teaching of 'so many cultures' that's the problem! Kids in public schools are so busy learning how not to offend a Sikh they don't learn, for instance, how to count, read, write and understand the Bible!

Byron Bayh Jr, Facebook 54 Comments [2/26/2009 4:00:07 AM]
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Submitted By: SilverCyanide
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Quote# 59755

I think it's possible that rather than torture, the powers that be may use Christians as living organ donors. They'll just keep us in some kind of "camp", until they need us. Sort of like a junkyard for people parts.

Magnum, Rapture Ready 87 Comments [2/26/2009 3:31:16 AM]
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Submitted By: Christopher Lee
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Quote# 59813

a woman's clitoris being a focal point of extreme pleasure and the underside near the head of a mans penis being his is all a huge case of random coincidences. i guess our genitalia evolved to experience pleasure. couldn't be because God wanted us to experience these sensations to make us happy and strengthen the bond with your mate while we reproduce.

J, The Atheist Experience 65 Comments [2/26/2009 2:32:46 AM]
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Submitted By: SpankyZeHam
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Quote# 59658

Evo-Atheists like people to forget that fact! Darwin was talking about “favoured races”, which he assumed he a member. That’s exactly what he meant and what his disciples have pushed! Hitler was just following the direct teachings of Darwin, who was inspired by Satan himself! Evo-atheists want to be the ones running the camps of the future. Their *science* can only lead to the gas chambers. Their bigotry can never be tolerated!

ToGodBeTheGlory, freerepublic 47 Comments [2/26/2009 1:10:27 AM]
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Quote# 59669

[In response to a letter questioning why God doesn't prevent
suffering]

In the horrific situations mentioned, God was with the little girl as she was being beaten and thrown against the wall, and he was with the other little girl as she was falling from the 190-foot-high bridge. The fact that God does not zap people for saying he is a monster or impotent is further proof that God is merciful.

Mayra Clingman, NC Times Letters to the Editor 62 Comments [2/26/2009 1:10:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Bob
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Quote# 59763

Q: why do humans have wisdom teeth.

It's because pre-Flood humans were giants (along with all the giant mammals. giant reptiles, giant insects, etc. that we find in the fossil record). The fossil record bears witness of 9-12 ft. tall humans before the Flood.
After the Flood, humans (and everything else) got smaller due to the change in atmosphere; our skulls got smaller, but we still retained the genes for the extra molar. As our skulls got smaller, the number of teeth remained, and are now crowded out on a smaller jaw by the other teeth.

queen kira, yahoo answers 60 Comments [2/26/2009 1:08:54 AM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 59697

I've found that NEVER watching any of those Discovery or History channels, etc... when they deal with God or the Bible is an excellent way NOT to have a heart attack! I end up screaming at the TV screen "WHAAAT! Are you CRAZY!? What's WRONG with you!???" I always expected the men with the huggie jackets to show up at my door. So, I don't watch those channels anymore when the subject is God, the Bible, Prophecy, Jesus, etc...

In His love,

My Abba's Child, RR 62 Comments [2/26/2009 1:08:20 AM]
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Quote# 59728

[Are seldom actual scientists. Or at least not scientists who work within the relevant disciplines. Most actual scientists agree that evolution is scientific.]

The 'scientists' you refer to in the quoted text are darwinists, not actual scientists. They may slap a misnomer 'scientist' label onto themselves, but they are certainly not scientists. Scientists obey the scientific method. darwinists, like the ones you refer to in the quoted text, do not.

[How often do you find biologists (and with no strong underlying religious motivations, only scientific ones) coming out against evolution and for creationism/ID? ]

All the darwinists you refer to support darwinism solely because darwinism is their religion and they have underlying religious motivations to zealously spread propaganda to promote their faith-based opinions about it to the exclusion of all other points of view, and suppress all other points of view. The people you are referring to are doing exactly the thing you complain about in the quoted text: coming out against creationism/ID due to their underlying religious motivations.

Navaros, imdb 31 Comments [2/25/2009 11:34:29 PM]
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Quote# 59657

Here's a shocker: evolution has actually refuted itself!

The 2nd law of thermodynamics states that, over time, everything tends toward disorder and decay, including buildings, animals, plants, and yes, even people.

Evolution, on the other hand, claims the exact opposite, that over time, we will become bigger, better, and more powerful.

So which is it, violate the 2nd law of thermodynamics or a theoretical idea?

Your choice.

Lee002, VFXsite.com 61 Comments [2/25/2009 11:32:57 PM]
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Submitted By: Porter
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Quote# 59668

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You know after reading some of the peoples comments about we need to give this so called man a chance it blows my mind. Obama is not a true Christian and we don't even know if he is a true American. So for all the drinkers p;ease look into this mans past and look at who he hangs around with. Then you will see just what Obama is all about. He don't care about you or anyone else for that matter. Yes he will bring change and that change is that he will Kill our country as we know it. We will not have our freedom anymore. Obama is going to CHANGE all that for us.

All I know is that I that the Lord comes to take all His people Home soon. I hope the comes soon.. Father I want to come home.

rose4christ, Rapture Ready 99 Comments [2/25/2009 9:31:20 PM]
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Quote# 59693

I was just reading in the thread about how old the earth was, and a few pictures were posted there about polystrate fossils. This got me to pondering, has anyone ever taken the supposed conditions of Noah's flood and tried to reproduce it on a small scale to see if we can create fossils or oil?

I don't anticipate ever seeing anything like this from a secular source as the last thing they'd want to do is prove that the what we see today was the result of a worldwide flood. But then, they'd probably just explain it away, like they attempt to do with everything else that is irrefutable evidence.

fracturedInfinity, RR 44 Comments [2/25/2009 9:28:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 59692

God requires no creator because the fact is he is outside of space and time and the fact is that something outside of space and time does not need to be made.

Everything requires a first cause. That first cause requires no first cause because it is a first cause. It is God.

Also, you can't prove God doesn't exist. If God didn't really exist it would be really easy to prove this because we would understand everything and the universe would not be real complex like it is in reality.

Question Mark, Yahoo! Answers 62 Comments [2/25/2009 9:27:56 PM]
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Submitted By: badaspie
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Quote# 59708

Though European dragons are almost always regarded as evil, or at the least mere predators, dragons in Eastern mythology tend to be regarded as divine creatures, as often benevolent as neutral or evil. It is possible that this is because after the Great Flood, predatory, carnivorous dinosaurs tended to migrate westward, whereas large, plant-eating dinosaurs tended to migrate east from Mt. Ararat.

Conservapedia, Dragons 59 Comments [2/25/2009 8:39:22 PM]
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Submitted By: Reverend Jeremiah
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Quote# 59698

[In response to this comic]



That sounds like how evolutionists do it: come up a theory, then make up some ‘facts’ to explain it.

Dutchboy1, GoComics 60 Comments [2/25/2009 5:31:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 59618

(Follow-up to an earlier post about a woman who had escaped from a "sadistic cult")

As many of you know we have Tina in hiding. She is literally in a "hiding place," a small but very comfortable room with everything she needs, in a very hidden place in Dallas. The sadistic cult, she has escaped from, is now after her with a venegence. They had their local "police department" call me to find her whereabouts. I declined to give any information for I have reason to believe this wasn't truly the "police department." If this is so, then this is a issue as they are impersonating an law enforcement official which is a crime. But they could careless as they will use any & all means to obtain information in an attempt to kidnap her.

Various people from the cult have called and we trust in the sacred blood of Jesus to protect!

Jay Bartlett, Ministering Deliverance 75 Comments [2/25/2009 10:45:53 AM]
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Quote# 59622

As I’ve said before, evo-atheists want us to believe that most organisms that are born die before they reproduce, a la Malthus. What a damnable doctrine indeed. Anybody can see that God would be a cruel and vicious God if He allowed that kind of carnage to exist in His Creation. Nature is not “red in tooth and claw”.
The evo-atheists want us to accept Malthus because they want to be the ones to “cull the human herd” to stop the imaginary geometric growth that Malthus said would happen if reproduction were to be unchecked. They want to be the un-natural selectors of death for those they deem “unfit”

ToGodBeTheGlory, Free Republic 56 Comments [2/25/2009 10:30:18 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivy Mike
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Quote# 59670

It must be so easy to be a science-worshiping atheist. You folks can just deny-deny-deny the noses on your own faces because you liars think no one will hold you accountable. God knows differently, of course...

The facts are simple. Racism is the result of the Darwin cult's dogma. The Holy Bible states, clear as day, that mankind shares a pair of common ancestors in Adam and Eve. Do the math: one shared set of common ancestors equals common descent of all humanity. We're all created in the image of God and we're all equal.

Then that liar Darwin came onto the scene and claimed that human beings evolved from monkeys. Not one set of monkeys, mind you, but multiple sets - monkeys from all over the world just happened to mutate into a single species, albeit with different characteristics in different regions. Uh-huh. Thank the Good Lord these are YOUR beliefs and not mine... I'll take what the Bible says over this nonsense any day, thank you very much.

You can have your hoax science and follow your god Darwin. It won't save your soul. Good Americans know that it is the lying left which is full of the real racists, as racism is the ultimate fruit of your sick evolutionist doctrines. Anyone with more than rocks in their head can see that liberal policies like welfare and affirmative action are the direct result of latent liberal racism.

Liberals = atheists = Darwinists = racists. End of story.

Charles Rayney, EvolutionBlog 79 Comments [2/25/2009 7:32:36 AM]
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Quote# 59718

[On credit card companies and grocery stores tracking your purchases.]

I'm sorry, I forget who said the above quote (lol), but you know, I have been thinking this very thing the other day...my supermarket discount card will reveal everything I have bought and I have been doing a wee bit of "stockpiling" this past week.

It's scary to think that "they" will KNOW that!!!!!!!!!

Waiting4Jesus, RR 79 Comments [2/25/2009 7:00:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Empress
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Quote# 59623

But the Hindu story is a myth, while the Biblical account is God’s Word. This country was founded on His Word, and was understood to be a Christian nation for most of its history until the godless evo-atheists turned to the courts. It’s only for so long that Christians will sit idly by while this persecution continues. God doesn’t smile on nations that treat the Gospel with such disdain.

ToGodBeTheGlory, Free Republic 57 Comments [2/25/2009 6:58:45 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivy Mike
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Quote# 59592

[From a long post about apostasy in the church.]

I know I'm not completely crazy because the bible says I'm not crazy and RR backs me up when I know something is wrong but can't put my finger on it. Sometimes I wonder if I'm being too picky though. I'll gladly take legalism over the apostasy any day.

carob, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [2/24/2009 11:11:13 PM]
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Submitted By: Kel
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Quote# 59598

[In response to someone saying, "I don’t get what the big push is about evolution."]

It's delayed adolescent sexual anxiety and maladjustment to conventional morality. The percentage of people who get most hysterical about pushing the atheistic version of Darwinist materialism is about the same as that of those with obsessive-compulsive disorder and those suffering from masturbation anxiety. The facts about this have been suppressed so as not to embarrass left-brained dorks at prestige universities who go in for compulsive obsessions in hard sciences. But it is sexual and masturbation anxiety which drives the emotional hysteria behind this movement to make kids spend hours upon hours studying graphs of imaginary prehistoric hominids and gargantuan ape men. Although it's unclear why this in particular relieves the anxiety.

It would require more research into what brought on the anxiety and when the obsessions, cathexis, and fixation on pictures of large ape men set in.

HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity, Free Republic 68 Comments [2/24/2009 10:39:43 PM]
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Quote# 59613

Lets not pretend that evolution fits in to the Bible because it doesn't/ Lets not pretend that the Bible isn't meant to be taken literally, just so that those liberal, on the fence Christians can hold to two contrary beliefs with a nice conscience. The Bible is to be taken literally, that's the whole reason why we have it! Is Jesus to be taken literally! (Dong)

Anyway, if anyone claims to believe in the Bible while believing in evolution, they are hypocrites and the Messiah didn't like hypocrites. Are you a hypocrite? How many Christians are hypocrites?

The One, Yahoo! Answers 70 Comments [2/24/2009 5:36:27 PM]
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Submitted By: badaspie
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Quote# 59631

[In response to evidence that large wooden ships simply do not work]

What do ships have? A hull. What snapped on the wooden ship? The hull.
Does the ark have a hull? No.
The. Ark. Is. A. Hollow. Rectangular. Prism.

OrangeWIZARD, Games Trailer 116 Comments [2/24/2009 5:33:24 PM]
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Submitted By: WhisperElmwood
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Quote# 59583

That’s why the Temple of Darwinian Materialism needs to be exposed for the religion it is, and forced to compete against rival theories of origins in the free market of scientific ideas. Let’s face it, the HMS Beagle is already in the process of sinking. Even the Evos are starting to call for the funeral of Darwin’s fanciful creation myth so that “evolution might live.” However, if the unconstitutional government and court supports are knocked out from underneath the Temple of Darwin, the HMS Beagle will sink faster than the lead weights the Mob uses to send their victims to watery graves.

GodGunsGuts, freerepublic 50 Comments [2/24/2009 5:05:45 PM]
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