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Quote# 59257

"Explain the fact that Egyptian history extends right through the supposed time of the Flood."

hahahahahaha you must be a history genius. If you knew your ass from applebutter you know that the Egyptians extended their history to make is sound as though they were around longer than they were.

Hacksaw38, Youtube 73 Comments [2/21/2009 6:28:11 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

Quote# 59231

I'm so glad to know that I'm not alone. The darkness can be overwhelming, but thank the Lord that we have EACH OTHER in here!! The darkness I see in some people just makes me want to bawl and I often do. I KNOW it's a spiritual thing, because of the End Times and because of the sheep/goat thing. We are literally being SEPARATED, IMHO, because it's almost time for Jesus to come. It's NOT because of any "clinical depression" or whatever (which is what some people might think). And that is exactly WHY I can't tell anyone but YOU GUYS about this!!! The rest of the world just doesn't get it.

Waiting4Jesus, RaptureReady 82 Comments [2/20/2009 10:58:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 59266

[Why won't God heal amputees, you may ask? Well AiG has an answer that is so satisfying that it'll blow your fucking mind!]

God has done greater works than restoring limbs. If He created the entire universe out of nothing, spoke all plants and animals into existence, sculpted and breathed life into the first two humans, and raised His Son from death, it is clear that He has the power to heal amputees if and when it is His will.

[Ta da!]

A. Peter Galling & John UpChurch, Answers in Genesis 71 Comments [2/20/2009 8:39:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 59316

Yep, all part and parcel of anti-Christ. It all began when "Bewitched" came onto TV, and the Mrs. Greer came along for rights, and then they dropped the "age of consent" from 21 to 18, and then to 16, and then to 14, and they are now trying to get it to 12. Then they gave rights to minors to make major decisions in their lives, and now they can divorce their parents. Interesting!

Elijah2, Christian Forums 64 Comments [2/20/2009 8:37:44 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: LightHorseman

Quote# 59341

- If the laws of chemistry PREVENT the formation of organic molecules due to the chemical composition of the early earth atmosphere as oxydizing, then how is Darwinian-macro-evolution even acceptable as a scientific theory?
- If macro-evolution VIOLATES the very laws of nature itself, is it not contradictory and therefore false, scientifically as well as logically?
- The evidence tells us that chemical evolution is not possible, but complex intelligent life abounds. How is this NOT a violation of natural law?
- As a violation of natural law, is this not a super natural event by definition?
- The evidence presented establishes that chemical evolution is not possible, therefore shouldn't Darwinian-macro-evolution be discarded as scientific theory because it's assumptions have been verified as empirically and scientifically false?
- What is the only other competing model for the origin of life?
- Shouldn't Special Creation be given due consideration since it is the model that best matches the evidence?

Ferengi, Amazon Science Forum 55 Comments [2/20/2009 8:37:29 PM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 59395

(fundie bought a house from someone who had a dog named Satan, hilarity ensues)

Spiritual warfare impact of neighbor's dog's name

I bought this house from our neighbor, an elderly widow who had had quite a few economic problems. I've pretty much gutted it, and the outside and inside are all pretty much brand new by now. Some great things have happened here, as I've grown in Christ and helped people and such.

However, at times it feels like I've been test4d like Job and I was just wondering last night if there was somereason. Such as, what this lady called her dog, which died maybe 1.5 years before she did.

She had named it Satan.

Now, even as a baby Christian coming home from college hearing she'd gotten one, back around 1990 or so, I thought that sounded like a Really Bad Idea , no matter how bad the dog was at first. It actually was a really nice dog, but I mean, the idea that every time she called it, or spoke to it, she was saying the devil's name, which i don't even like to say...

Do you think that could have had something to do with it? I've never seen anything weird, or anything like that, and she wne downhill just in the normalw ay older people do, becoming incontinent, not being able to get aroudn mcuh; she was ashamed of the condition the house was int he last couple years and always went out he garage door, but older people do that without naming their dog after the devil. One could argue that when the dog died that was the end of it (or, at least, when I bought the house and prayed and dedicated it to the Lord.) But, do you think that could have been part of the problem of the spiritual warfare that I've felt from time to time? The fact that name had been called or used a lot int he early '90s, even though it was only used to refer to the dog?

I didn't really think about that till now, it's funny. maybe because it's nothing. or, maybe because the Lord didn't wnat me to lose sight of Him as He worked through these intrusive memories with me and helped me and guided me to a solution, which I mentioned in the prayer requests.

What do you think? At the very least, as I've said, namign a dog that was Really Dumb, but was there more to it?

ANewCreature, RR 81 Comments [2/20/2009 5:19:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 59401

Now back to the song—Chicago. In this song you will hear the repeated phrase, “The town Billy Sunday couldn’t shut down.” What a wicked thing to say about the man of God!!! Maybe Billy Sunday couldn’t shut Chicago down but someday GOD WILL!!! What did Frank Sinatra accomplish with his life for God? NOTHING!!! He chased women, drank booze, gambled, danced and sang his life away for the devil—wine, women and song!!! Frank Sinatra spent his entire life glorifying the very sin and evil that Billy Sunday fought so hard to clean up. You could say, “Frank Sinatra put a great big knife in Billy Sunday’s back.” Let me tell you, Frank Sinatra wasn’t worthy to shine Billy Sundays shoes!!! Billy Sunday did so much for God. I wouldn’t want to be in Frank Sinatra’s shoes for all the money in the world when he stands before God. What a sad testimony!!! Sinatra had such a wonderful talent and could have used his voice to the glory of God—instead he used his voice to serve Satan and promote alcohol, gambling and dancing.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is savior 68 Comments [2/20/2009 5:17:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 59385

Letter: Why didn't flight crew mention God?
by Dena Malda | Muskegon
Monday February 16, 2009, 11:37 AM

On the Feb. 8 "60 Minutes" program, we were captivated while viewing the Katie Couric interview of the crew and passengers of Flight 1549.

However, we were struck there was not one mention of God, who directs pilots of planes and secures the safety of passengers.

We have written CBS and asked them for more realistic programming. Help protect our freedoms. Write CBS about this.

Dena Malda, Muskegon Opinion 86 Comments [2/20/2009 5:13:26 PM]
Fundie Index: 14

Quote# 59345

[Q: When Jesus went to Japan, did he eat sushi?]

Jesus never went to Japan. He didn't have to. It was uninhabited during his time.

Soldier for Salvation, Yahoo! Answers 78 Comments [2/20/2009 3:27:46 PM]
Fundie Index: 14
Submitted By: Gebusi

Quote# 59234

it is even happening to me even my six year old, whom I homeschool we take walks and we are always talking about God, she has a lot of question's, anyways we were talking out loud about what it will be like in heaven, and this woman, shook her head at me, and says(that poor child) and walks off, my mother seems to think that it is wrong to talk about "the end of days", the same at my church (very sad) I get, I don't want to talk about that, where here to talk about happy things...I don't understand why people aren't happy about it, Jesus wanted us to look forward towards it..
He will wipe away all the tears from our face, no pain, no sorrow, only the light of our SAVIOR

4Godisjust, RaptureReady 69 Comments [2/20/2009 9:09:51 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 59204

HEY ATHIESTS: Explain to me how a bumble bee flies and what is in the center of a black hole. Once you prove to me that you understand this world, I'll listen to your ideas about the next world.

jarbarf, StumbleUpon 90 Comments [2/20/2009 8:34:45 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Slater

Quote# 59197

*Ohio man holds woman captive in handcuffs while reading Bible to her*

Shouldn't the woman be just as much to blame?

It's simply not smart to shack up with someone you don't know for the night. It's just as dangerous as hitch hiking.

Rinji, RR 67 Comments [2/20/2009 7:56:40 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

Quote# 59240

[On Bristol Palin's saying expecting abstinence from teens is "unrealistic."]

I wish that Bristol would recognize her mother's position and keep her feelings away from the press. What has happened to her and her family doesn't need to be exposed any further. I pray that any rebellious attitude would be quieted as she learns the responsiblities of motherhood.

His Bride, Rapture Ready 73 Comments [2/19/2009 11:16:17 PM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 59155

A fish heading for slaughter in a New York market shouted warnings about the end of the world before it was killed, two fish cutters have claimed.

Zalmen Rosen, from the Skver sect of Hasidic Jews, says co-worker Luis Nivelo, a Christian, was about to kill a carp to be made into gefilte fish in the city's New Square Fish Market in January when it began shouting in Hebrew.

"It said 'Tzaruch shemirah' and 'Hasof bah'," Mr Rosen later told the New York Times newspaper.

"[It] essentially means [in Hebrew] that everyone needs to account for themselves because the end is nigh."

Zalmen Rosen, BBC News 92 Comments [2/19/2009 10:48:06 PM]
Fundie Index: 9

Quote# 59189

First, admit that liberals do deify government officials, which is undeniable. Second, liberal insistence on using the incorrect term "President's Day," which is contrary to law, defies any other explanation.

[I have friends and relatives from many parts of the political spectrum, and I can't think of any of them, liberal or conservative, who would give any president god-like status, or who worship government officials.]

You deny far too much, Hsmom. Join the "Economist" in losing credibility by refusing to admit that liberals deify government officials.

[More posters disagree]

Lots of vague denials here, yet no one will admit how liberals deify government officials, as communists did for Stalin and Lenin in the Soviet Union and elsewhere. To liberals, the "President" is an object of worship (or extreme scorn in a few cases). A liberal views the President as somehow above everyone else, and "President's Day" is in honor and recognition of that deification, despite the law expressly stating otherwise. Pathetic, I know, but atheists don't have the real God and this helps fill their vacuum.

[More disagreement]

ShawnJ, you lose all credibility when you say that you "disagree that liberals deify government officials." What you do think the deification of Lenin, Stalin and Castro is about? Or do you deny that deification also?

I repeat: atheists don't have God, and something inevitably fills that vacuum. The presidency plays that role for many liberals. Honor and worship!

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 77 Comments [2/19/2009 10:13:32 PM]
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Quote# 59115

ALL the students in Christian High School DO NOT beileve in God at all.
I beileve in God because I'm a Christiana. I do beileve that God
SHOULD BE ALLOWED IN ALL KINDS OF SCHOOLS.The reason God is not taught in school is because teachers think that religion will get in the way of school education. You know what? IT SHOULD. RELIGION HAS TO be taught in school, Whether the teachers or other students like it or not.GOD AND EDUCATION SHOULD BE TAUGH IN EVERY SCHOOL.

Jewell, facebook 69 Comments [2/19/2009 10:12:59 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle

Quote# 59133

That doesn't explain relationships. Bicycles share 100 percent of the materials they are built on with cars. The Windows operating system share 100% "materials" (magnetism) with Linux OS. They share the same basic science they are built on. The same science but no relationship whatsoever. They were built independently from each other.

Evolutionists have no idea what is science. What they have are mostly fictional science. No bases whatsover. They have to understand first how DNAs form before they can speak about relationships.

spidermean2, Washington Post, Under God 59 Comments [2/19/2009 9:59:30 PM]
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Quote# 59235

(Thread: Teen abstinance unrealistic say's Bristol Palin)

Man says "Going to work every day is unrealistic"
Woman overheard saying "Not expecting people to drive after a few drinks sometimes is unrealistic"
Child heard saying "Expecting me to be in class every day is unrealistic"
Teenager overheard saying "Expecting me not to have sex is unrealistic"

What is really "realistic" right now Bristol, is how real the consequences are of not being abstinent.

HeIsEnough, RaptureReady 74 Comments [2/19/2009 8:32:06 PM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 59224

I have been attacked by demons since I was a boy, I look at it as a gift and a curse. Its a gift because me being attacked has stengthen my faith in God and opened my mind to a world not confined to flesh, but its a curse because it has always made me angry with God and it wasnt untill my late 20's that I finally understood why God allowed me to be attacked by demons. First of all to anyone out thier that doesnot believe demons are on this planet causing havoc you are wrong. My attacks always happen at night when I am in a deep sleep. I cant see the demons but i am always being held down and poked in the back and it hurts! sometimes during my attack i will call on Jesus name they will flee! but when they see he is not coming they comeback in my sleep and torture me. For the longest while i would question if i was saved and if God really loved me, because when i was little i never knew anyone who experianced what i did. The blessing is that i really have a close relationship with Jesus even though i still get attacked. For a fact the more work i do for Jesus and the closer i get to pleasing him ,the number attacks i recieve raises significantly. And I have a friend that i witnessed to and became a christian, the,very nect day he was attacked for the first time

demola, RaptureReady 73 Comments [2/19/2009 8:08:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 59156

[If A=evolution isn't proven, then how does that lead to B=God did it ?
Please cite using objective evidence, preferably peer-reviewed studies.]

The only peer-reviewed study I need is the WORD of GOD. It has never and will never be found wrong. So A= GOD did it, then that leads to B=evolution cannot be proven.

Ogie237, RR 58 Comments [2/19/2009 8:05:40 PM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 59118

[in a debate about homosexuality, someone inevitably pulls the "Bible says it's wrong" card; when someone comments that the Bible also says slavery is okay:]

Vladimir: Nowhere in the Bible does it say that slavery is ok. I don't know where you heard that but it's simply untrue. As I said before, my father is a pastor and has read the entire Bible over 4 times and nowhere in it does it say that slavery is ok.

Tropiking, The Cave of Dragonflies 61 Comments [2/19/2009 8:01:22 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: J.T.

Quote# 59102

As a postgraduate i firmly believe in living creation being only a few thousands of years old.
The theory of evolution is a crock, it does not and cannot precisely explain how supposed genetic changes occurred, something that should be a jiffy if it had happened.
Often proponents of evolution will claim that somehow a defunct gene mutated into something useful.
If shown the evidence of the fossil record, they then jump on the punctuated band-wagon, which only makes the odds against that happening bigger.
Somehow they just want to believe that there is no God or Saviour and will say anything to keep the possibility of Him away from their daily lives.
I pity them.

Barachem, RR 84 Comments [2/19/2009 5:20:50 PM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 59209

God made the promise to Israel: "I will bless those who bless you and curse those who curse you" - that is why every nation that tries to mess with Israel always ends up getting pwned. Eventually, the whole world will turn on Israel and worship the Antichrist who is posessed by Satan and he will try to destroy Israel, but he too will get pwned when Jesus comes back.

J P, Yahoo! Answers 49 Comments [2/19/2009 4:42:47 PM]
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Quote# 59186

I was a Yahoo Answers participant before. I was banned because Yahoo apparently wishes to silence the message of God. But I am back. Neither me or God will be silenced.

This shows that Yahoo is against both me and our Lord.

God has ordained me as an Earthly spokesman for Him. Because of this, when I speak, it would be wise to listen. You may disagree, but remember, since God has chosen me as one of his spokesmen, disagreeing with me is pretty much the same as disagreeing with God.

I will do God's work regardless of who tries to stop me.

Soldier for Salvation, Y! Answers Profile 76 Comments [2/19/2009 4:38:42 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Mango

Quote# 59090

Again, ears are for hearing and nipples for feeding our children, neither are made to be kissed, but apparently you can not understand this.

Theostudent, TheologyWeb 114 Comments [2/19/2009 3:42:00 PM]
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Submitted By: Canela
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