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Quote# 59135

[Gallup survey : 21 percent of respondents who have up to a high school level of education believe in evolution, compared with 74 percent of those with postgraduate degrees.]

So, if you don't have a college degree, you don't believe in evolution.(I think)

But, if you do have a degree you do overwhelmingly believe in evolution. [facepalm smiley]

The blind leading the blind....

Oh Lord, the smarter we get the blinder we get. Down is up and up is down.

Caver, RR 50 Comments [2/19/2009 3:40:19 PM]
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Quote# 59049

How come atheists can't realize that God's existence can't be proven because he is too gorgeous and beautiful?
Atheists often demand concrete proofs so that they may believe God. Often, they imply that they want some sort of visual manifestation of God before their very faces, convincing them of the divine glory and mystery of the Lord. However, that cannot happen because God's true form is far too beautiful and potent for mere mortals to behold; since God well knows of this circumstance, he never avails himself the opportunity of directly displaying his majestic splendor and radiance, thus preventing mankind from experiencing any physical or mental shocks from such exposure.

In other words, God is like a topless woman. Women, with all of their exquisite bodily grace, replete with refined and elegant curves, endued with glamorous and comely natural proportions, are far too beautifully stunning and attractive to behold with no barriers. The feminine mystique and pulchritude of the breasts, combined with all of the other gorgeous parts of a woman, are too much for the course of mundane affairs and would doubtless lead to traffic accidents, and other gratuitous distractions if fully exposed to the world. For this reason, we have laws that prohibit the complete bareness of the female figure, making toplessness illegal.

God's beauty far surpasses that of women so his visual manifestation would have extremely dire ramifications on the thoughts and actions of mankind. Atheists, you will not get a convincing and cogent proof of God's existence. Instead, you have to rely on the primary and secondary accounts of the works and life of Jesus Christ to gain the faith necessary to convert to theism.

Hytolio, Yahoo answers 117 Comments [2/19/2009 8:59:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback
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Quote# 59123

As I said, the Persians never even had a world empire; so why should anyone take their plastic god (Zoroaster) seriously?

Bishop Nicholashugh, Amazon Religion Community 73 Comments [2/19/2009 8:43:46 AM]
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Quote# 59060

Obama ~~ ""Don't tell me words don't matter...JUST WORDS?!?"

Interpretation: My words mean nothing because I have a hidden socialistic anti-American agenda. I can do anything because I am King and my devotees love me.

mercyandgrace, Rapture Ready 47 Comments [2/19/2009 7:46:08 AM]
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Quote# 59025

Mammoths quick-frozen with undigested tropical vegitation in their stomachs? Again, explained in written HISTORY. The earth was surrounded by a water vapor that gave a more even temperature, a true greenhouse effect. When it was let loose, it flooded the earth, exposed the polar extremities to the cold of space where it was further, on average, from the sun, as we still see, and got cold fast. The lower spots ended up sinking further, becoming the oceans and seas. The higher spots became even bigger mountains, with severely tilting strata. The dinosaur bones when down under the seas and where covered with silt running off the higher areas to the lower as the water retreated.

So many things man scrambled around trying to explain are all easily explained by the flood.

TheBundo, Calguns.net 59 Comments [2/19/2009 7:08:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Aleksei Vasiliev
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Quote# 59095

[Two TV stations refused an American Family Association documentary about Christians being "silenced" regarding homosexuality.]

Hey....people...!!! This story is not about the AFA, but..it's about the Homosexual Agenda and the Homosexuals trying to silence believers in Christ!! They should be called Homo-Fascists for all the harm they've done to this nation, and it's time to shut them down!!!!!

dgnymn, The Christian Post article comments 65 Comments [2/19/2009 2:08:45 AM]
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Quote# 59082

IF the NT were a false document, i would have been proven false and abolished before the end of the second century.

defense:

manuscripts of the new testament date back to the year 100.
not even 70 years after the events described. to say that the new testament is entirely or even mostly false would be the same as saying that today we could write that the holocaust never happened and that hitler was a generous german leader and everyone would accept it without opposition.


if the new testament were false, the jews and other non-christians would have opposed the stories and had them destroyed rather than re-written (almost 15,000 times, more than any other peice of ancient literature) and widely distributed.

if you believe it was all made up, then test this. write a book about WWII and omit the holocaust and hitler's hatred of the jews. if it becomes widely accepted, then you may be right.

ryanviolence, WWGHA Forum 55 Comments [2/19/2009 12:46:41 AM]
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Quote# 59121

Kent Hovind is an unfortunate man who has become a victim of Satan's greatest weapon...the law

Ryan Lochart, FreeHovind 80 Comments [2/19/2009 12:36:39 AM]
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Submitted By: badaspie
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Quote# 59068

[Asking to explain god without a bible and WITH a science textbook]


ok, i will without the bible or a science textbook..

wind.. wheres the existence of it? you cant see it, but you know its there..it blows thing away, leaves, paper
thats a way to look at god..
you cant see it, but you know its there, ask the people who have actually had an experience of seeing heaven, or even god for that matter..ghosts..they are real..why then would it be on tv if it was fake, just like god, HOUR LONG DOCUMENTARIES,MILLIONS TO BILLIONS OF BELIEVERS AND CHURCHES.. you think some dumbshit would go and write a book that has soo many scriptures and sayings about GOD just to find out nobody cares?NO the bible was written because HE KNEW THAT THERE WAS A GOD--HE HAD FAITH AND WANTED TO SHARE THE HAPPINESS HE HAD IN LIFE KNOWING GOD AND LOOK HOW MANY HAVE BEEN MADE-- MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE NOW FOLLOW GOD..EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE CAME TRUE SO FAR..I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT PEOPLE CARE SO MUCH THAT THEY FOLLOWED WHAT IT SAID. SOLID GOLD STATUES IN JERUSALEM.WHAT DO YOU THINK..SOME RETARD JUST STOOD UP TO GOD (ME) IM FUCKING PROUD..I LOVE GOD AND IM HAPPY

RunningWolfShadows, deviantART 86 Comments [2/18/2009 10:32:53 PM]
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Submitted By: Anonymous
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Quote# 59083

Germs are the demons of the scientific community. We make ourselves mentally vulnerable to disease. Then we put ourselves in harm's way. Many people can be around germs without getting sick. Germs have no power, only God does.

ross, Yahoo! Answers 67 Comments [2/18/2009 9:21:31 PM]
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Submitted By: badaspie
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Quote# 59045

Actually I was in a situation where I was going to die. And in that split second I said in my mind: "Lord I'm coming Home!". The greatest peace I ever felt came over me and no fear at all, none what so ever ( and let me tell you I am very, very pain intolerant than the average person ), and The Lord rendered me unconscious. The next second I came to. I was in a position that was completely impossible and alive without impacting the other car when I was face to face with it's driver the moment before hitting and God knocking me out. There is no doubt God did a miracle and it is by faith I have to believe,
because He didn't allow me to see it.

GOD IS SOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!! I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT TO THIS DAY!!!!!!!

waiting 1, Rapture Ready 62 Comments [2/18/2009 8:39:52 PM]
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Submitted By: erthwerm
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Quote# 59033

I don't believe in religions, they are not of God but of satan.

I am a Born Again Christian. Christianity is what Jesus started and not all those bogus religions that are designed to mislead people away from God an His true Word which is in the KJV Bible.

Heaven bound., Yahoo! Answers 58 Comments [2/18/2009 8:08:02 PM]
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Submitted By: badaspie
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Quote# 59067

The US has no business telling Israel what kind of government they should have. Thankfully, our opinion probably won't affect the process in Israel. It looks like Livni is not interested in joining a coalition with Likud, so there will probably be a right leaning government led by Netanyahu and the Likud. I really believe that a strong Israeli leader might be what is needed to set off the events that will fulfill some of the prophecies like the destruction of Damascus and possibly the coming invasion led by Gog (Russia).

sherrimae, Fulfilled Prophecy 36 Comments [2/18/2009 8:03:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Wisp
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Quote# 58988

[I won't insult you or call you stupid for believing in something you were brought up in. It's human nature to believe in something told to them over and over again, reinforced by our parents and role models.]

That's wise. Because being brought up a Christian is not why I believe. I believe because God has made Himself known to me in many ways, many times, and because the bible verifies itself to be a product of supernatural intelligence, and because science and philosophy alike point to a personal, all-powerful creator.
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Did you know that the Bible contains a code using the meanings of the names of the patriarchs that forms a litteral, ledgible, readable prophecy in sentance form of the coming of Jesus Christ? You see, this is something which man could not have fabricated in writting the Books of the Bible. It verifies that the Bible is the product of God, not men.

NephilimFree, Youtube 63 Comments [2/18/2009 6:50:20 PM]
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Quote# 59063

[Commenting on a teacher who killed himself after being accused of showing a lesbian porno clip to a male student]

It looks as though Dennis C. May was a practicing homosexual. He did what every red blood homosexual does: he tried to get a young man sexually excited so he could enjoy having sex with the young man. There is nothing, absolutely nothing, in the homosexual moral code that says what Dennis May did was wrong.

The truth is what Dennis May did was laudatory in the homosexual moral universe. It is encouraged. It is a score. Dennis May must have perform this proposition routine numerous times. He most likely scored many times. That is probably why he committed suicide; the soon to come forward horde of accusers.

Many pro-homosexual people commented on the Plain Dealer articles about the homosexual parade that Cleveland officials are trying to have come to town and the Tremont church pro-homosexual policies. They sang the homosexual hymn of, "we are just like you, but we are gay, and you are straight".

Now is the time for the pro-homosexual people to put up or shut up. They need to show us where in the homosexual code of conduct it is forbidden to entice young boys into sex by showing them pornography.

TFVespasian, Cleveland Plain Dealer newspaper blogs 82 Comments [2/18/2009 11:43:25 AM]
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Submitted By: EL
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Quote# 59014

[Q: Why is it that some people hold the holocaust against the Jews?]

Jews have rejected Jesus. Therefore, they cannot expect many good things to come their way.

Yes, this is politically incorrect. But it is spiritual truth.

Soldier for Salvation, Yahoo! Answers 58 Comments [2/18/2009 11:43:13 AM]
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Submitted By: badaspie
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Quote# 59010

"Theres no evidence of a God"...............Just take a look at a new born baby, or the many flowers, trees, fruit trees, all of creation.


I can't see how people believe this all just happened.
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me ether, it boogles my mind....

I just don't understand why someone would want to believe such non sense anyways.....

"I am the way the truth and the light, no one comes to the father but throw me"...................................

Seabird & 4Godisjust, RR 92 Comments [2/18/2009 4:45:07 AM]
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Quote# 59024

Oh it's very soon, soon enough at any rate. I've quit making long term plans. What's the use? With what's going on in Israel, we may not even see 2010. A couple years ago, if anyone said we'll see the rapture any day now, I might have ignored them. Nowadays, I'm looking up all the time. I feel the Holy Spirit saying "soon, soon, soon." I see the signs all around us in our world. It can't be much longer, even by our definition of "time." God's timing is always spot on, and I can't wait! what a blessing it is to know Christ in these last days

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, RaptureReady 90 Comments [2/18/2009 3:21:49 AM]
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Quote# 59036

[in response to "where was God when the plane crashed into a house"]

It would be interesting to know whether there was time to pray in this crash as there was in the other.

As well, believer to non ratio. Maybe they were headed to an evolution conference.

godspeed,

freedom

freedom, City-Data Religion & Philosophy 65 Comments [2/18/2009 1:42:45 AM]
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Quote# 59013

People fought and died so that we could say a prayer anywhere at anytime as individuals. This athiest wants to tell us when and where we CAN'T pray.

NO ONE has that right.

meagain, Good News Cafe 77 Comments [2/18/2009 12:38:23 AM]
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Quote# 59081

Now there is a new special hate brewing on the horizon. It is a hate for anyone who would choose to believe the Christian God on a "literal" bases. Web sites go up that promote such hate, as read in previous pages in this section, that killing Christians is becoming common talk. The hate shown on the websites is the exact hate the anti-Christ will need to be able to rule during those 7 years. The war on taking the word of God literally is heating up as atheist and evolutionists try to weaken the Christian faith by luring Christians into a false security of how to believe the word of God. As if they have gone to some type of Bible college and are educated enough in those areas to be able to dictate such things (Have any doctrine or masters degrees on this evolutionists?). And yet if a Christian tries to say something about evolution, they will claim that you don't have enough education, and are ignorant. And we are labelled as fundamentalists. Even though we had evolution crammed down our throat (sound familiar evolutionists?) in high school for several years. So in actuallity, we have more education in evolution then most of them have about biblical things. But yet they claim to be the foremost authority on it, as they tell us what is acceptable to God. What a joke.

Issac, Y.E.C. Headquarters 60 Comments [2/18/2009 12:37:10 AM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 59064

yup....they ('Evolutionists') debate in groups and packs. They're like wolves. If you single them out individually they're weak, and their theory gets exposed -- but their strength comes in numbers. The more numbers they have the louder their bark becomes and the more intimidating they are -- or they think they are. It's a philosophy that goes back to their theory itself -- ToE is a theory of populations -- the strength is in the population, not in the individuals. Evos are never high on individual creativity or on giving people the right to think for themselves, or on self-reliance. That's why most of them are against capitalism and freedom of speech. This is why most of them are anti-american libs....they favor a strong government, not strong and free individuals. So here on Carm, they've formed their own "government" of sorts and use it to snuff out those who don't tote the party line.

[Wow, it's not a conspiracy.]

no...no conspiracy....it's just like if you have a class full of dunces -- they're all stupid -- they all think the same way; no conspiracy. Same here -- except you're not dumb; you're atheists...and you all think the same way. Not only that, but you never contradict or question each other. You never talk out any details about the theory or about how each person feels specifically.....it's all very shallow....it's all about being on the same team with your comrads -- it's all about hating creationists/Christians and beating us with a stick.

supersport, CARM 57 Comments [2/17/2009 11:37:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Wisp
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Quote# 59078

(In response to the question "Have Christians lost the right to vote?")

Christians have lost their right to vote, but it was really before you left.

1930's thru 1980's - All children said the Pledge and were able to pray in and around a school.

Late 1980's - Before this time, Sundays used to be a time when everything but the church was closed so that families could spend quality time together and "rest" on that day.

Early 1990's - Sundays became a day for consumers to shop for just about anything thus reducing quality family time spent together.

Mid 1990's Alcohol began being sold after the noon hour in all prime chain grocery stores.

Mid to late 1990's - Beer began being sold as soon as the stores were open.

Late 1990's thru Early 2000's - Someone decided that praying in school was not politically correct. A southern man decided to raise a stink that praying in school was discriminatory against other people's religious beliefs.

Present Day - The US is working on taking the words "One nation under GOD" out of the pledge because it's also discriminatory. Prayer in school does not exsist unless the true believer says a silent prayer to themselves. But if they get caught, they could face detention or even expulsion. AND if you listen real closely, you will hear, here and there, talk about the New World Order where everyone will be made to worship one religion.

Democracy? We got stomped on. Freedom? No such thing. Punishment for our belief in Jesus Christ? Certain Death.

It's really too bad that we can't continue on with the notion of a Christian nation that our forefarthers founded our country on. I wonder what they would think if they could see us now? But don't worry, there are still believers and we will fight to the death to keep God alive. God Bless

stelladorie, Y! Answers 91 Comments [2/17/2009 11:23:33 PM]
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Quote# 58970

My encounters with God healed me from Asthma, Allergies, illnesses, sickness, and so many other things. I was healed instantly. There is no cure for Asthma, or allergies. So, I said God if you don't heal me from this then I will die with this illness in my body, and I was healed. But how does that prove anything to you, that was my encounter?

I have seen God grow limbs out for people that was impossible, people that did not have arms or legs, but I saw that not you. How would someone explain that? So, I believe in God by Faith and also God has allowed me to see things that are not possible for humans to do on their own. So that is my proof for myself.

God has shown me so much for me to not believe in Him. HOw do people grow arms and legs out that were blown off or torn off, only God can do that? Yes people can have surgery, but to see an arm grow in front your eyes, is amazing.

shawn_2828, city data 70 Comments [2/17/2009 9:56:23 PM]
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Submitted By: shambala
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Quote# 58909

[Austin Cline, About.com's atheism guide, suggested that if the Gideons are allowed to distribute Bibles in public schools, other groups should distribute their literature--including the Communist Manifesto.]

Communist Manifesto schools do distribute this stuff.most of the schools do push socialist agendas to children. public schools are indoctrination centers. they have been doing this for many many years. They don’t give A child A chance to choose for them self if they want to believe in evolution or creationism. it’s required that they have to sit in A class room and listen to this stuff. But they are not given A choice to go to A creationist class. There is no choice. Just like A socialist you believe in what I tell you or you wont graduate. it’s not fair school are just big socialist camp grounds. No choice for you, we chose what you will believe in. its sickening!!

DotDot, About.com Atheism/Agnosticism blog comment 58 Comments [2/17/2009 9:56:19 PM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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