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Quote# 59015

[Q: It is reasonable to ask others not to impose their religious beliefs on other people?]

It's not reasonable to ask Christians that. We are called to go out into the world and deliver Christ's message. It is unreasonable to ask us not to do what our God has instructed us to do.

It IS, however, reasonable to ask athiests, buddhists, and others not to preach their beliefs, because their beliefs are not important to the world.

Soldier For Salvation, Yahoo! Answers 73 Comments [2/17/2009 9:55:58 PM]
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Submitted By: badaspie
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Quote# 59034

Scripture interprets scripture. That's a pretty basic rule. There are things that seem contradictory but upon careful study you realize that your original interpretation was not correct. Scripture does not contradict, so if verses seem to contradict, it's up to you to find out what it really means. Have you ever studied the different interpretations of the verses you gave? Again the verses I gave are clear and cannot be interpreted any other way.

ryanb6, christianforums 46 Comments [2/17/2009 9:55:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Isambard
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Quote# 58972

So do you think that someone has been brainwashed that saw someones arm or leg grown out that was torn off or blown off?

Do you think that someone has been brainwashed whos eyes were given sight that could not see and was born blind?

Do you think that someone has been brainwashed who was born deaf, was giving the ability to hear?

So if I told you that I saw all these things was I brainwashed? How can you brainwash someone that saw these things with the natural eyes. That is not brainwashing, that is God working to heal people.

I was not converted from one religion to another. When you see things like this, their is no explaining for it, because it is not humanly possible for someones arm to grow that was torn off, completely gone. God grew it back. How do someone explain that?

Have you been in a church service where someone was picked up by an angel,no, but I saw that happen. How do you explain that? Was they brainwashed into the air? Was I brainwashed with my eyes when I saw the person in the air?

Have you been in a church service were non-believer who have never been in church before, who stepped in the door of the church and just passed out because God's presence was so strong? How do you brainwash people like that who had never been in the church before? How do you then explain as they were passed out, more people were just coming to the church off of the street and could not make it into the church and were just falling out. Were they brain washed?

How do you explain a women who has a stroke and can't speak, then instantly starts to sing? Was she brainwashed? Know God healed her.

How do you explain someone that was healed from Aids? Are they brainwashed into believing that they are healed?

How do you explain a little girl who was in a wheel chair, not able to walk, to get out of her wheel chair and walk. Was she brainwashed into walking? How is that brainwashing when she is just told to get up and walk.

How is it that when someone is giving the spirit of tongues, uses it for the first time, then finds out that they are speaking in a language that they were not taught and using it to communicate with foreigners. Was they brainwashed? Know that is the power of God.

Until you experience those things, then you will not understand the power that God has and can do.

shawn_2828, city data 70 Comments [2/17/2009 9:55:21 PM]
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Quote# 58990

I know police, they know danger when they see it. And the surreal looks on all their faces as they protect Ruben Israel, and the street preachers, from the sodomite agitators is a dead-giveaway how dangerous homos are to Americans with opposing view-points. Homosexuality is a radical from of anarchy threatening to shatter America's family-values-foundation and Christian heritage. We all owe Ruben Israel a debt of gratitude for his 20 years of Godly service exposing what the media is ignoring.

('Do you realize how stupid, paranoid and delusional you sound? Your family values are all about closed-minded dogma. I'm starting a group to stop fools like you, actually. The Kitsune Society it's called.')

Kemonokami: The Holy Bible is not Dogma you uneducated tree-hugger, Dodma is rigid constraint of free-flowing scripture. Atheist Dogma is evolution from lifeless mud. Homo-Dogma is gay-genes from a non-gay gene-pool. When you point and say "fool" three of your fingers are pointing back at you. "Kitsune" = fly kite soon ... lol

Jesus4mankind, Youtube 39 Comments [2/17/2009 9:55:18 PM]
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Submitted By: Kemonokami
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Quote# 58870

Q:explain to me, how can there be light, day, morning etc (during the first 3 days), if there was no sun in the first place?
Fundy A:
The Genesis account of creation is God's way of revealing the Truth in a way understandable to the limited mind of man. We understand day and night as one day, so God used this to show us the sequence of His creation.

The first thing He created is Light. Light is energy. The sun is only the bearer of energy not the energy itself. He created energy first and created the sun and stars later to carry this energy.

A bulb will not light up without energy or electiricity. The bulb is just a carrier of energy. Without energy a bulb will not glow or lighten up.

The sun will not light up without energy. So energy must be created first.

aletheia, pinoysg 33 Comments [2/17/2009 9:55:14 PM]
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Quote# 58907

[Natural gas found in Israel]

Could this actually be proof of the world wide flood that Noah and co had to escape from? That was what? Roughly 4500 years ago? Humans wern't using gas, oil and the like untill around the 1800's - plenty of time for the remains off all the life that existed at the time of Noah's flood to rot into oil and gas!!! Coal probably takes less time to form - no wonder God made it possible for the Roman's to begin using it in their Empire!

sissco, ThEndTimes 38 Comments [2/17/2009 9:12:19 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 58965

Satan buried all the fossils of the mythical ape-man in places that can never be found in order to test darwinists' faith in his religion of darwinism.

Navaros, IMDB 59 Comments [2/17/2009 7:23:11 PM]
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Submitted By: wautd
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Quote# 58865

It's funny that those idiots from the science community think they just discovered that dinosaurs in the early-19th century. Now seriously, how stupid can people be?! How can you discover something that has existed since Adam and Eve? And these nimrods say that all dinosaurs died out like 65 trillion years ago? I'm a Christian, and even I know that number is insane, but leave it to science to brainwash the masses using "data" and "carbon dating". You can't tell how old a rock is without reading the Bible. We know from the Bible that the world is about 6,000 years old.

How can a 65 trillion year old rock exist, when the world doesn't exist for about 65 trillion years? That's stupid! Where you there 65 trillion years ago? NO YOU WEREN'T! YOU WERE NOT THERE YOU ANTI-COMMON SENSE FART BREATH!

member of truechristian.com, True Christian 54 Comments [2/17/2009 7:21:23 PM]
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Submitted By: wasup
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Quote# 59021

Darwin theory stands test of time? Of course...it's turned into a full-blown religion. Atheists worship Darwin because his theory, as absurd as it is, takes God completely out of the equation, thus validating their "no god" worldview.

BrideOfChrist, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [2/17/2009 6:27:31 PM]
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Quote# 59018

Evolutionists, what is your answer for how the mammoths got frozen in place?

Here is an explanation from a REAL scientist.

An ice meteor came flying through space and crashed into Earth. Due to the Earth's magnetic field, all of the ice fell and gathered on the poles (top and bottom). Also, the mammoths were instantly frozen in place. Also, the remnants flew out into space and created the polar caps of Mars and the icy rings of Saturn (what's your explanation for how those got there?).

If the mammoths got frozen in place, which they did, it couldn't have happened gradually. They would have decomposed. But they got frozen practically in place and instantly. This raises suspicion.

[posted later...]

This is from Kent Hovind. I can't find an actual web site, but you can read about it on Wikipeidia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Hovind#The_Hovind_Theory

Soldier for Salvation, Yahoo! Answers 85 Comments [2/17/2009 5:46:42 PM]
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Quote# 58922

[on the man that murdered his son to "save his son's salvation"]

A: You are born. You live till 70. You believe in God. You go to heaven for eternity.

B. You are born. You live till 70. You don't believe in God. You go to hell for eternity.

C. You are born. You die at a young enough age to get a free visa for heaven for eternity.

Now whilst most people would choose A, (assuming God were real), the difference between A and C is really not that much. Eternity is infinite. Adding on 70 lost years of earth life is nothing.

The risk comes with choosing option A. Because you risk it becoming option B. Which is bad apparently.

So, if I could choose, before being born, who I was born to - I would prefer to be born to the 'nutcase' parent who will kill me young, so I couldn't get 'judged' by God and sent to hell.

It's simple really.

mark, myspace forums 74 Comments [2/17/2009 5:46:02 PM]
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Quote# 59006

You sank to a "level of utter simplicity" when you subscribed to atheism. It doesn't get more cop out then that. I disagree with God, so I will just believe in nothing. I am not the wrong one here. You are. I feel sorry for you. How does it feel to be sold out to satan?

Cherished, RR 36 Comments [2/17/2009 5:33:28 PM]
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Quote# 58994

How bad is it when teens think they need to be gay? How about growing up first and getting educated. Then, once you're an adult, you make up your own mind. Gays won't stop until they've infiltrated and brainwashed every age group in America. They can't be happy with their own kind and groups. They have to push their agenda into every non-gay group

patches5777, abcnews 42 Comments [2/17/2009 5:23:08 PM]
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Quote# 58882

I have decided for the very first time to watch American Idol.

Other than being struck by so many strange people on that show, what saddens me is the large amount of homosexual and very effeminate young men I see on that show. It is downright scary.... I thought things were bad in my generation but this generation behind us is a nightmare.

No wonder the future of families is in jeopardy.

I also have been noticing a preponderance of homosexuals on alot of television shows, its almost epidemic like. Sorta like the new "fashion".

Berean Girl, RR 46 Comments [2/17/2009 5:19:48 PM]
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Quote# 58901

The article didn't spell out what the question was, but knowing what the government indoctrination camps teach today, we have a good inkling of the nature of the question. I went to public school at a time when home schooling was virtually unknown. Many of us overcame its deficiencies, and would never send our kids there. Home schooling is what God requires in Scripture. Public schooling is the 10th plank of the communist manifesto. It was never intended for this Republic. Public education was started and promoted by those Statists and Leftists who had the agenda to dumb down and enslave the population. It has succeeded very well with that goal. You gain control of the people by taking the youth out of the home at a young age, and indoctrinating them.

DocHolliday, Wichita Eagle Newspaper message board 38 Comments [2/17/2009 5:17:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Tamara
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Quote# 59023

School row over pupil's God talk

A Devon primary school has denied it was being anti-Christian by admonishing a five-year-old pupil for talking about God to another girl in class.

Jasmine Cain's mother, who works part-time at the school, said her daughter was left in tears by the reprimand.

But the head teacher said Jasmine had told her friend she would 'go to hell' if she did not believe in God.

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She sent an email, from her home internet account, to members of her church asking them to pray about the situation.

The email was forwarded by a member of the congregation to Gary Read, the school's head teacher, who launched an investigation into the allegations it contained.

Mr Read said: "This is not an issue about Christianity, it is about religious intolerance.

"Jasmine told another pupil 'if you don't believe in God you're going to go to hell'.

"The girl was upset and her teacher asked me for advice about what to do.

"Jasmine was told it is not OK to say that, but it is OK to discuss what you believe with others."

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Mike Judge, from the Christian Institute, which is supporting Mrs Cain, said: "A six-year-old girl and her mother have been slammed for nothing more than expressing their Christian faith.

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"This is the latest in a series of cases where Christians are being persecuted for their religious beliefs."

Jennie Cain, BBC News 48 Comments [2/17/2009 5:15:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Ionakana
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Quote# 58942

the joke in all of this is that a majority of "gays" don't want to marry...the ones who want to marry are generally the gays who have failed at marriage once, usually becoming a parent in the process, and are trying to recreate the "illusion" of marriage while ignoring the function...

a majority of the "non-confused" homosexuals want to live a lifestyle of unrestricted sexual experimentation with as many partners as possible...these aren't the "nice" homosexuals you meet in salt lake city...these are more the sex on parade castro street types...

the problem is that once the rest of society hands them the legal club to beat up on all the institutions that assist in the normal development and maturation of children (schools, gov't, churches, scouting, little league, etc) you can't re-padlock the door...the agenda is about tearing down a society based on religious principles and replacing it with secular ideas that worships pleasure and instant gratification instead of long-term growth and stability...

ds7, Salt Lake Tribune Opinion 23 Comments [2/17/2009 5:14:29 PM]
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Quote# 58934

I am a trained scientist who is also a Christian, as such I can look at Darwin's Theory and respect his evidence and his arguments. The difference betwixt myself and many of the more Fundamentalist Darwinians is this. Darwin's Theory is just that a Theory! It has not been proven despite efforts of Fanatic Darwinians to totally shut down any objective discourse on this subject.

old_mcdonough, http://www.bbc.co.uk/ 74 Comments [2/17/2009 5:07:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Illuminatalie
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Quote# 59035

I have never heard a baby deny the existence of God. To say that someone is born an atheist, is the same tragic type of lie as saying that someone is born homosexual, you become an atheist or a homosexual (you are not born either of them).

People evolve into atheism, after they are subjected to a world view and mindset that is actively and militantly hostile toward God and His Word over time, thusly this evolution doesn't happen all at once. But, strangely, it does transform them into beasts!

teddyhcraig, Youtube 44 Comments [2/17/2009 4:59:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Ronni Bom
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Quote# 58699

The Big Bang is not provable or recreatable in science.

The primordial ooze is not recreatable or provable in science.

Evolution from one lifeform to another is not recreatable or provable in science.

Evolution is a faith based science which only has theories to back it up.

Creation is a faith based science that has God and His word to back it up.

Archeology is constantly finding evidence to back the Bible as well as evidence that counters evolution.

Logic and science are imperfect but Gods word is perfect.

Please name something about evolution that is provable.

I understand that miricles are hard to prove with science, but they do happen and many have witnessed them. But no one has witnessed evolution. To evolve is to get stronger or better, but archeology has found tools, pottery, and structures that are far more superior to our own and they date back to the beginning of the Biblical time. Why hasnt man found ways to improve on these things, because truth be told we are actually de evolving rather than evolving.

Your hard math cannot explain God because He is above any math amyone can come up with.

RobinD69, Christianity Board 52 Comments [2/17/2009 4:55:32 PM]
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Quote# 59038

But again BREAKING: A MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

"Today ..I myself ..the House and Congress in complete agreement have decided to declare a state of martial law...due to the extreme traveling conditions and the desperation of so many ..we are setting 9pm as curfew....at current time I have dispatched our national guard with the assistance of homeland security officials to immediately begin assisting all citizens

As the President speaks...one of his staff brings him and urgent message....The President's becomes ashen (his kids are gone) as he turns back to address the nation..Ladies and Gentleman stand by it seems we are under attack"

Instantly national warning sirens begin to blare....wails and screams are heard ..gun shots ablaze...as numerous people shoot towards others and many shoot themselves"

In a small country farmhouse a man hugs his wife as she sobs for her children....they had always sent their kids to church but never went themselves. They know their children are safe..they know they are with Jesus but they also know whats ahead. The husbands heart begins to fail as his mind torments him of the sermons he had heard forwarning THE TRIBULATION.


[this place is chock full of fundie shenanigans]

sounding the alarm, are they ready for this 49 Comments [2/17/2009 4:38:18 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 59146

Mardi Gras is one of the most despicable and sinful celebrations in the world! Although originally began as a religious holiday (holy-day), it's one of the most pagan celebrations existing today. Droves of lesbians, whoremongers, and Sodomites creep into New Orleans every February to participate in this apostate godless event. Woe unto New Orleans! Woe unto Las Vegas! Woe unto America! God's longsuffering will not hold out forever. Judgment day is coming!

Mardi Gras glamorizes the homosexual lifestyle. There are several homosexual websites dedicated just to the Mardi Gras celebration each year in New Orleans. Mardi Gras is one of the most popular homosexual celebrations of the year in America. Ironically, it's also a religious holiday. By the way, Mardi Gras celebrations are held worldwide, not just in New Orleans--all centered around the sins of nudity, lust, lasciviousness, fornication, adultery, gambling, prostitution, drunkenness, homosexuality, witchcraft, idolatry, etc. Mardi Gras is all about homosexuality and nakedness. If you go to a Mardi Gras festival, you WILL see complete nudity and homosexuality. You will encounter drunkards everywhere, and random fights breaking out. Some people even die. Jesus said He came to heal the sick (Matthew 9:12), and Mardi Gras festivals are some of the sickest places on earth.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is savior 60 Comments [2/17/2009 4:31:35 PM]
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Quote# 59065

[I've been on DOZENS of digs all throughout Colorado, Wyoming. Why haven't I found humans with dinosaurs?]

because humans didn't shack up with dinos...humans in the past probably got as far away from dinos as possible. You probably won't find humans near fossil lions either. It only makes sense that you'd get far away from creatures that might want to eat or hurt you.

supersport, CARM 37 Comments [2/17/2009 4:26:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Wisp
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Quote# 59020

Sad Story here
http://www.vancouversun.com/story_print.html?id=1271112&sponsor=
Newly engaged couple (Dr. & Nurses Aide) killed by a "good Christian" who was DUI at 18 (legal here is 19) & partying with a 14 & 16 year old girl

From his MySpace page


god made me wut i am today... MY LORD AND SAVIOR: thank you for never giving up on me. I know that you will always forgive me and you will love me no matter what mistakes I make. You have helped me get through everything and used the things that have happened to me in my past for the better. I love you so much for dying to pay for my sins. LIFE IS HARD SO DEATH MUST BE EAZY I know I will see you in heaven one day When I say "I am christian"I'm not shouting "I am saved"I am whispering "I was lost"That's why I chose this way.WhenI say "I am christian"I don't speak of this with pride.I'm confessing that I stumble,needing God to be my guide. When I say "I am christian"I'm not trying to be strong.I'm professing that I'm weak,When I say "I am christian"I still feel the sting of pain.I have my share of heartaches,which is why I speak HIS name. When I say "I am christian"Ido not wish to judge.I have no authority;I only know I'm loved

Kurtis William Rock, http://www.myspace.com/kurtisrock 56 Comments [2/17/2009 12:08:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Antichrist
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Quote# 59030

I can't wait for the day when God puts this man made garbage to rest. Here is what I don't understand, Christians believe Jesus died for our sins, because this gives people a answer of how they will get to heaven. They believe it, but when man comes up with some hog wash, some rather believe that instead of the Genesis account of creation, You simply can't believe John 3:16 on the true word of the Bible, but not accept what is said in Genesis. You either believe the whole Bible as Gods Living absolute truth or not ,you can't have it both ways. You ancestorers are either apes our what ever the new therioes say or your a descendent of Adam And Eve.
There is absoutly no science in Evolution at all in fact science does more to disprove evolution than support it. I'm sorry if I sound harse, but this evolution junk gives way to athiest saying the bible is not accurate.

Robert Cragg, Lampstand Study 58 Comments [2/17/2009 10:55:22 AM]
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