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Quote# 58913

Wrong. Just look at forums like FSTDT where most Christians leave them alone. The whole forum is one big hate forum slandering God and Christians. Would they get that angry if people told them that the Flying Spaghetti Monster condemned them to hell? We Christians are bombarded by secular beliefs all over the media, TV, movies, street corners everyday. But we don't spend our time cursing and swearing at atheists trying to censor them or make them disappear like they do with us. so they're pretty threatened by a god they think is imaginary.

Carico, City Data 71 Comments [2/17/2009 8:57:01 AM]
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Submitted By: shambala
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Quote# 58947

[My emphasis ]

To all nonbelievers, lurkers, mockers, and such: bookmark this site, because you're going to need it for instruction and guidance when the great disappearance happens (The Rapture, when Jesus Christ takes the believers home). In fact, you might want to write the url down on paper; there will be a time when it will be illegal to visit a site like this. God loves you, and remember Jesus died for you just like he did for me

luvsall, First word begins with R second word begins with R 59 Comments [2/17/2009 8:32:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Lucretius
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Quote# 58866

An open challenge to evolutionists


You all say that evolution works so that animals and people can acquire traits that benefit them in the world. Evidentlly in your worldvew monkeys turned into ppl because wearing clothes and driving cars was better for their well being. Ok whatevr.

So why haven't cows, pigs, chickens evolved the ability to speak? It would really help them survive. If they could talk they could band together and plot a way to escape from their slaughterhouses. But they have never evolved this ability. Evidently your evolution is selective or something. Or maybe its just a story to take credit away from god.

Soldier for Salvation, Yahoo Answers (Religion and Spirituality Section) 59 Comments [2/17/2009 8:20:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Adrian
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Quote# 58944

The origin of species, incited mass murder of the maoris by scientists insisting there was a missing link! There are still bones laying in vaults in the british museum to this day! Almost as bad as religious genocide! Ask anyone of Maori descent!

artstaristic, Y! answers 31 Comments [2/17/2009 4:55:08 AM]
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Quote# 58844

[Question asks How many utter lies have been told about Darwin on R+S?

I have no idea, but I do know science is wrong more times in 1 day than the Bible ever has in it's entire life....

"There are 9 planets in our solar system. No wait, 8, no 9. (I can't remember if Pluto & it's moons count today or not).

"A rat has recently been found that was thought by scientists to be extinct for the past 11 MILLION YEARS"

"Drinking a glass of wine each day prevents cancer. Next day: Drinking a glass of wine has no effect. Next day, Drinking a glass of wine each day will kill you."

While evolution has some truth in it, I don't believe that is how the origins of life came to be. Of course some parts of the evolutionary theory are correct. Even a broken clock is right 2 times a day.

But I put my faith in God Almighty, not some flimsy scientific THEORY.

hivesguy, Yahoo Answers R&S 53 Comments [2/17/2009 3:58:01 AM]
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Submitted By: WhyDontYouBlog
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Quote# 58935

Question: "Is Sarah Palin one of the holiest people to walk the earth since Jesus?"
This woman is amazing! I cannot believe she lost. She is big on Christian values, keeping children from being corrupted by homosexuals, is pro-life, intelligent, has a beautiful family, and is kind to all. Does anyone think that she could really be Jesus in disguise or possibly one of his favorite soldiers?

Losasha, Yahoo Answers 91 Comments [2/17/2009 2:48:26 AM]
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Submitted By: Sally
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Quote# 59044

BornAgain123

Michelle Obama on the cover of Vogue magazine...

OK-what do you notice that's peculiar in this picture? Look very carefully...(tinfoil hat smiley)



Originally Posted by stitchincricket
' "First Lady of the World" and she is sporting the "devil horns" with her hand? Thats all I can find'

Ding, ding, ding....we have a winner! That's exactly what I noticed right off the bat, too. That's pretty creepy.

Cricket

Bingo! We have two winners! For any of you , it's that so-called Illuminati sign. Yeah-either way, it's a Satanic hand signal.

Anyhow-it was as if she tried to do it unoticeably in the photo. I didn't recognize it until someone on another MB pointed it out.

watchwoman:
Quote:
Originally Posted by DDog
I think that hand gesture at first glance to most people would appear as subtle. But, take a second look. In the position she is posed in, that is an unnatural gesture and requires her to deliberately hold her middle finger and ring finger in.

Remember during the campaign - when her dear hubby flashed his middle finger "subtley" ? Once at Hillary and once at McCain? I think they have a passive-aggressive need to tell people what they really think, and they're too arrogant to believe people will notice! Remember how Bammy boy tried to explain away his "hand signals"?

daughter:
Let's not forget that she did wear a 'black widow' dress with the red hourglass figure.



BornAgain123, stitchincricket, DDog, watchwoman, daughter, Rapture Ready 103 Comments [2/16/2009 10:46:21 PM]
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Quote# 58879

Concerning this question...

"What flaws are there in the BIBLE? ex.where are the dinosaurs?
someone else said that it speaks of the world being flat. Anyone find any other flaws?"

"If you look hard enough you'll find many places where the Bible is scientifically accurate. I'm not a science-y person, but even I can find places (like in Psalm 8:8, when the author talks about "the paths of the sea" - ocean currents)."

Curiosity Strikes, Y!Answers 33 Comments [2/16/2009 10:34:40 PM]
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Quote# 58848

I sure would like to bring Darwin back from HELL and let him tell us what he thinks about evolution, now that he has had over a 100 years in eturnity to consider his belief from the other side. I suspect that the main thing he would tell us is to turn to JESUS CHRIST, THE CREATOR OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND ALL LIFE, and not end up in HELL with him. He would also beg for water to cool his tounge and tell us that he was in torment in that place. He would beg someone to have mercy on him.

WILLIAMBEASON1842, Rapture Ready 71 Comments [2/16/2009 10:31:42 PM]
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Submitted By: Kyle
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Quote# 58864

[Throw your undies at the fundies ;)]

By Rina Chandran

MUMBAI (Reuters) - Thousands of Indians, many fuming over a recent assault on women in a pub, are vowing to fill bars on Valentine's Day and send cartons of pink panties to a radical Hindu group that has branded outgoing females immoral.

A "consortium of pub-going, loose and forward women," founded by four Indian women on social networking website Facebook has, in a matter of days, attracted more than 25,000 members with over 2,000 posts about the self-appointed moral police.

The women said their mission was to go bar-hopping on February 14 and send hundreds of pink knickers to Sri Ram Sena, the militant Hindu group that has said pubs are for men, and that women should stay at home and cook for their husbands.

Sri Ram Sena, http://www.reuters.com 54 Comments [2/16/2009 10:29:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Tolpuddle Martyr
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Quote# 58890

Within two months after I was Born Again, I learned I could heal myself calling on Jesus' Name and trusting in God's Healing Promises.
It was not until several years later that it occurred to me that what I did was completely impossible to nine out of ten Christians. I was to find myself wading through legions of... well, scum churchgoers, who had no business being in the same neighbourhood as a church, never mind being a member. These people did not know what they were talking about, nor what they were doing.

The 8th Christianity Warrior, Y! answers 53 Comments [2/16/2009 10:21:39 PM]
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Quote# 58793

My sister is a believer also. She loved milk, but she was diagnosed with "an allergy to milk". Couldn't even drink acidophilus. After 20 years of this condition she decided she wanted to drink milk, so she started praying and got prayer in church. She can drink milk now without getting a stomach ache.

RFJE, After the Bar Closes 57 Comments [2/16/2009 10:19:43 PM]
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Submitted By: Wolfhound
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Quote# 58852

[[And what idea underpinned the Crusades, the Inquisition, the French Wars of Religion, the 30 Years War, etc., etc., etc.?]

You mean that Crusades which killed what? 10,000 people? As compared to say secularists who murdered what? A billion or so in the name of socialism and comunism? Golly- that’s quite an arguemt you got htere- And JFYI- the crusades were carried out by secularists- commissioned by the government- and who were NOT true Christians- but who took it upon themselves to abuse the position of hte church at hte behest of a corrupt governing body to which they were beholden because they had sold their souls for the sake of power and corrupt ‘prestige’ and favour from the government-

Cripes- Everytime this accusaiton is brought up this needs to be pointed out- but folks like you just simply ignore it, Deny that those that carried out those terrible orders were infact NOT TRUE Christians, but wolves in sheeps clothing. The Spirit of God was NOT in them and it shoudl be obvious to anyone- but apparently, some are so lustful to indict the whole of Christianity that they will ignore these FACTS just to satisfy their own anti-Christian sentiminets- But- if it makes you feel better about your spiritual condition- then by all means- keep bringign this up as though it indicts the whole of Christianity- Who by the way- were murdered in the millions, and continue to be murdered by the 100’s of 1000’s even today. So yes, let’s throw some numbers aro8und, and pretend that religion is the the problem, when the FACT is that it is secularists posing as Christians who carry out hte orders of who again? Oh yeah- more secularists

CottShop, Free Republic 44 Comments [2/16/2009 10:19:18 PM]
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Submitted By: Ivy Mike
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Quote# 58818

When I investigated it I saw that Darwinism lay at the root of all this suffering, trouble, violence and pain as there would be no materialism without Darwinism. Darwinism is essential for materialist philosophy and without materialism there can be no communism, fascism, imperialism, savage capitalism, nor immorality nor terror. These are all inter-related, but because people are ignorant of that, they fail to grasp the importance of the intellectual struggle against Darwinism.

Harun Yahya, Tehran Times Interview 42 Comments [2/16/2009 10:07:59 PM]
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Quote# 58910

No ancient people in history have ever passed along accounts of our alleged "vine-swinging ancestors." One would think that the first fully formed humans would have marvelous stories about their non-speaking parents and ancestors. But of course, no one does because the story of evolution is as imaginary, convoluted, and far-fetched as "Lord of the Rings."


But at least Tolken knew his story was fiction. Evolutionists on the other hand, actually believe their characters were real. That's what makes evolutionists delusional.


And reading what's on a fossil is as subjective as looking at the shapes that leaves on a tree form.


So again, let's hear the real history of the Jews. I bet it's as far-fetched and entertaining as the claim that apes once turned into people.

Carico, City Data 54 Comments [2/16/2009 9:29:16 PM]
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Quote# 58914

Genesis 2:7 explains how God created man and it wasn't from the womb of an ape or unknown animal. Evolution is not only a lie, it's an embarrassing lie which would be hilarious if it weren't so tragic that people buy anything someone with a Ph.d. says. Then they all look foolish when they later have to admit how wrong they were.

Carico, City Data 39 Comments [2/16/2009 9:24:28 PM]
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Submitted By: shambala
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Quote# 58921

Are atheists just frustrated geeks who feel safe insulting others on the internet but afraid of a real fight?
I think it comes down to atheists being just cowards and babies who feel safe on their little computers since nobody can land a fist into their putrid faces

Art Majors, Yahoo answers 89 Comments [2/16/2009 9:23:28 PM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback
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Quote# 58930

Ever since the Mafia used the Unions to get votes for the Democrats against the Moral Majority Republicans, [immorality] has been happening and getting worse. The Republicans stop the mobsters from promoting drugs, gambling, prostitution, obscenity, vulgarity, etc so they use Hollywood unions, the Union media, Union schools, union writers of textbooks, songs, magazines, papers, etc. That is why the moral decay. Union musicians and influential union comedians and late night shows always bashing religion and republicans.

Fight back or we are all in trouble.

T.V. is a Mind Control Box, Y! answers 31 Comments [2/16/2009 8:04:24 PM]
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Quote# 58885

Hmmm... "silent sound spread spectrum (ssss)" And what creature do we know who says, "ssss"? And yes, it does sound tin hatty... but I believe with all my heart that this is cause for alarm! And I mean ALARM! If this is an innocent conversion for an update on our televisions, why is the government pushing this so hard? The article about encouraging the ministers to pass this info on is the scariest part of all! The Lord says that nobody can take us out of His hand, so if this is something that is a mind-control issue I don't see how it can affect Christians. However, I am seriously considering doing away with my tv! I do not want to be deceived, ya know? Something is up big time with this thing! (am I making any sense at all?)

twisty58, Rapture Ready 71 Comments [2/16/2009 5:12:22 PM]
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Quote# 58787

So mankind has been around 100,000 years and only now we have the internet. The arrogance of the secular scientist is astounding. Talk about picking and choosing. Everything magically popped out of nothing and is billions of years old, but mankind chose to evolve 100,000 years ago.

Joe King, Bible Forums 60 Comments [2/16/2009 4:56:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Andrew
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Quote# 58916

Cain's wife was probably his sister. Incest was not a sin before the law against incest was given as Romans 5:13 explains.


But atheists have no clue what the history of man is since they don't know from which "primate" man allegedly descended. So they have no clue who the first speaking man was. So the absurdities come from scientists, not God. Sorry.

Carico, City-Data Religion & Philosophy 54 Comments [2/16/2009 2:48:03 PM]
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Quote# 58697

I have talked with many gays online trying to reach out to them and no matter what you say or how you say it they are going to take offense if you do not agree with them. Even pointing out that you love them and you are merely concerned for their eternal soul they only see hatred for themselves.

I have even shared some pretty liberal verses with them which they are willing to accept until I offer the context of the verses and then it is back to hatred. If I hated these people I would not be a Christian and in not being a Christian and using their own perspective of justification perhaps I would be the murderer that caused them physical harm and death. Christ saved me from such things to where I am willing to reach out to them in love rather than beat and kill them. They do not associate the two, they do not see the rationalization. As a matter of fact they get offended and say to me how dare to compare homosexuality to murder, but that is exactly what it is, it draws people away from God and sentences them to eternal punishment, but we cannot say that to them because them we are being hateful again. There is no winning when their minds are so twist with than of their sin.

RobinD69, Christianity Board 65 Comments [2/16/2009 8:32:14 AM]
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Quote# 58742

For one thing I would just have to look at Dawkins, Hitchens, PZ and Harris as the High-Priest of Sciencism and here you have three of the most arrogant vicious hate-filled human beings you could ever pick from on this planet.

But what about YEC people?
Would there be some test or way to see what would happen if the whole West was run by YEC people.
Yes.
Because it happens for millennial amounts of time. What the heck lets say 1,400 years ballpark then.
During that time Young Earth Creationists invented the Modern Scientific Method and Modern Democracy, Modern Medicine and pretty much developed the most advanced civilization going.
It wasn't till around the 19th century (so really just last week relatively speaking) that anyone ever heard of this sort of 'Theistic Evolutionism' or anyone trying to be 'Old Earth Creationists' or these sorts of things.

So yeah, we did just fine when everyone was YEC and we will do just fine in the future when everyone is YEC again.

OriginalBigWhite, IMDB 57 Comments [2/16/2009 5:09:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Wautd
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Quote# 58891

I know an atom bomb set off in a crowd of peaple would be devistating. I know that the suicide bombers in other countries walk right up to the target and do a lot of damage. I know that a gun in the right hands is very lethal. What I would like to figure out is how to place a holy atomic bomb in the middle a mass group of peaple and set off a huge blow to the devil. I would like to walk right into the mitst of the devils minions kneel down and pray and just begin to take any and all demons that come my way. I am so ready for a holy war.

nautical999, ministeringdeliverance 83 Comments [2/16/2009 5:04:26 AM]
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Submitted By: runehawk
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Quote# 58847

That’s why the evo-atheists, the theological zealots in question, have to resort to using the brute force of the government to have their failed philosophy pushed on our children. They have no respect for the tights that God bestowed upon us all. And you do their grunt work here.

ToGodBeTheGlory, Free Republic 59 Comments [2/16/2009 5:03:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivy Mike
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