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Quote# 61055

[referring to Mohammad having sex with 9 year old Aisha]

Is pedophilia a crime?
From the way I see it, its two people loving each other (Prophet Muhammad PBUH and Ayesha). I'll never agree that love is a crime.

except a few, FFI 49 Comments [3/31/2009 6:47:36 PM]
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Submitted By: ixolite
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Quote# 61053

My 7yr old received a Magic Eight Ball for his birthday, and red flags immediately went up. To me it's a distant cousin of the ouija board. Plus it was a gift from my husband's family, who has a long dark troubled past and present. Right off the bat my son was "consulting" the ball for all his decisions.

Am I crazy (like my husband thinks) about this concern, or are my instincts well founded?


SisterinChrist, Rapture Ready 80 Comments [3/31/2009 5:09:13 PM]
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Submitted By: Khaine
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Quote# 61031

[Regarding Pagans who objected to an anti-occult article.]

I think your warnings are very much needed. These cults are not religion in any form but they are a perverse, backward and may very well be the largest part of our great nations downfall and what it should stand for. People listen to yourselves! You actually had to be looking for this article to find it. I literally googled "is the occult growing" to find this. You pagans are just voices for your leader satan. Don't you go trying to attack the man of God knowing that what he says is true and being fully aware that your father the devil is the liar. Jesus rebuke you! Mr. Jones pay no mind to these evil ones but keep up the good works of God by exposing the devil and his attacks on our children. May the angels of God bless and protect you.

Hope, Examiner.com comment 52 Comments [3/31/2009 11:02:24 AM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 61027

Nope, no vaccinations for my children. They are 3 & 4 and have never had more than the sniffles their entire life. I cover them with pray, rebuke the enemy and stand on God's promises. And He has been faithful.

Based on my research, vaccinations do more harm than good.

I think everyone should decide based on their own personal research and convictions. If a mom chooses to vaccinate, it's her decision. I however, cannot, in good conscience, subject my children to this poison.

InHisSteps, Rapture Ready 156 Comments [3/31/2009 3:15:13 AM]
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Submitted By: Micro Riot
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Quote# 61025

[Catholics in my club...]

The attitude of the catholis we have is very mean. When they were bashing the rapture(they said darby started it) friday i ignored them. But when we bought up catholism as a false religion they got offended and fought with us.
I donot know what to do. I cant be fighting with catholics twice a week.
Im so confused. They walk all over us because we are christians.

cieralovesantonio, RR 76 Comments [3/30/2009 5:14:36 PM]
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Quote# 61020

"Studies show that no society that has totally embraced homosexuality has lasted more than, you know, a few decades. So it's the death knell of this country. I honestly think it's the biggest threat our nation has, even more so than terrorism or Islam — which I think is a big threat, okay? Cause what's happening now is they are going after, in schools, two-year olds...And this stuff is deadly, and it's spreading, and it will destroy our young people, it will destroy this nation."

Sally Kern, Political Speech 64 Comments [3/30/2009 4:42:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Brakeu
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Quote# 61000

(re: Earth Hour)

(headshake smiley)My mom asked me this morning if I'm gonna turn my lights off at 8 sat night.uhhhh, yeah right!(eyeroll smiley) I think I might honor the occasion by running a load of wash,running the dish washer,every appliance I have A plug for and turning every single light I have in and outside my home(crazy eyes-crossed smiley)


ruth, Rapture Ready 121 Comments [3/30/2009 7:02:53 AM]
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Quote# 61003



LOL. Did ignorance and dogma bring us the atomic bomb? No. Biological weapons? No. Nerve Gas? Nope. All science.

Funny how you are all about science but you’re too afraid to defend your theory (fact? Don’t make me laugh. Evolution is unprovable), nope, rather than defend it, anything else must be suppressed. Welcome to Orwell’s world.

“There are only two possibilities as to how life arose; one is spontaneous generation arising to evolution, the other is a supernatural creative act of God, there is no third possibility. Spontaneous generation that life arose from non-living matter was scientifically disproved 120 years ago by Louis Pasteur and others. That leaves us with only one possible conclusion, that life arose as a creative act of God. I will not accept that philosophically because I do not want to believe in God, therefore I choose to believe in that which I know is scientifically impossible, spontaneous generation arising to evolution.” George Wald, Nobel Prize Winner in Biology.


murf, Discover 72 Comments [3/29/2009 5:02:03 PM]
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Quote# 60994

[This is not one of those fake church signs: it's the real thing, taken in Arkansas.]


Beryl Baptist Church, Pharyngula 177 Comments [3/29/2009 2:40:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 60995

As for doctrine, it has become increasingly obvious that there are definite articles of doctrine that are woven through the faith structure of atheism. They include but are not limited to cannibalism, fatalism, evolution, elitism, and more.

prosperousindividual, Internet Pastor 93 Comments [3/29/2009 8:40:25 AM]
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Quote# 60974

Unfortunately I paid money to watch Watchmen.... I am 22 years old and most people my age (well lately its just most people) think its a little weird that I will not watch movies that are rated R. But my husband wanted to see Watchmen and from the previews I thought it might be okay. I was so disappointed! The movie was filled with violence for one thing but also I thought "why in the world do we need to see naked characters all the time!" And you may find this amusing but I wont let my husband watch sex scenes (of course I don't watch them either) so we covered our eyes. Alot! I just kept wondering what has happened to society that this kinda movie is acceptable? Also violence upsets me and I cover my eyes not to have those images stick in my head. So I think all in all I had my eyes cover for at least half the movie. I also didn't think the movie was that good in general. As we left the theater I remarked to my husband that I didn't think the movie would have done very well without all the graphic violence and nudity to interest people. I said it with a sigh. The world is starting to worry me now that I am old enough to pay attention to what is going on.


Nilli, Grace Centered Christian Forums 119 Comments [3/29/2009 7:24:50 AM]
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Quote# 60993

["How can the loving actions between two consenting adults be considered a far worse crime/sin than dehumanizing an entire segment of society for something they have no control over?"]

How many children are born out of wedlock each year?

How many end up in poverty as a result?

How many end up getting aborted because they'd otherwise be born into poverty?

How many people are forced to marry due to unplanned pregnancies? How successful are those marriages?

How rapidly are STDs now spreading?

Racism is something that society is slowly beginning to overcome.

But the fallout from premarital sex is ripping the entire world apart right now, such that entire regions are getting depopulated by AIDS while others are seeing social services pushed to the limit by unexpected children

skyfire, FSTDT Forum 63 Comments [3/29/2009 5:16:53 AM]
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Quote# 60956

(regarding vote in Texas rejecting the "strengths and weaknesses" of evolution be taught in public schools)



This is so very sad. Clearly the 3 republicans that voted against this are not conservatives...or Christian.

Just to get all the humanists and Atheists something to chew on, evolution may be science but it is theory which is conjecture which is no different than creationism.

There is NO PROOF of evolution...just theories. Sorry!


Dero, Dallas Morning News 75 Comments [3/29/2009 2:44:16 AM]
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Submitted By: RFP15
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Quote# 60979

People dislike homosexuality because it is disgusting to most people. It takes a very normal and natural desire and warps it into something odd.

It's simply disgusting.

Of course, I do not have to do it, but it is still something that I certainly do not respect.

More on that, there are a lot of super femmed out homosexuals or super masculine lesbians and basically... It is bending our genders. It makes me feel like "wow, you are an annoying twit!" "You're a waste of flesh and bone, you are a waste of life's blood; you will never know any form of love that is not warped nor will you ever even contribute to society through reproduction."

OK, kind of extreme, but there you have it.

I do not even think the Bible has to come into this.

Homosexuality is just repugnant.

jmverville, Christian Forums 86 Comments [3/28/2009 11:45:29 PM]
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Quote# 60978

Look at the ignorance of doctors over the past few centuries. Sanitary practices, such as washing hands, were laughed at by doctors, while thousands of patients continued to die. It was unimaginable to doctors back then, that washing one's hands somehow was related to a patient's health in the operating room. Can you believe that? Evolutionists today are just as ignorant of the truth of God's Word, and of common sense itself. It's hard to imagine that millions of people were dying from a simple lack of ascorbic acid (Vitamin C) just a couple hundred years ago. If evolution is true, then it took man billions of years to learn all these kindergarten lessons. And ironically, man has only learned these lessons in the past couple hundred years. You've got to be kidding me! Don't tell me that it took mankind BILLIONS of years to learn to wash his hands to prevent disease! The truth is that mankind has taken baby-steps since 4,000 B.C., and it did take him nearly 6,000 years to learn to wash his hands. This is just another undeniable PROOF that evolution is a lie. If mankind had evolved over millions of years, then men would have discovered these inventions a very long time ago.

The truth is that evolutionists are hardhearted against the truth of God's Word. The Word of God declares that God created the world at approximately 4,000 B.C.—YOU'D BE A FOOL NOT TO BELIEVE IT, BECAUSE THERE'S NO HISTORY PRIOR TO 4,000 B.C. As incredible as this fact is, it is undeniable proof against evolution.

David J. Stewart, Proof that Evolution is a Hoax 112 Comments [3/28/2009 9:29:45 PM]
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Quote# 60977

Final judgment by God and assigning people to Hell is not an act of hate, but love. I do not believe in a God of hate. When God ordered the Israelis to smash the heads of babies on the rocks and kill everyone in the Old Testament, I consider those acts of love, not hate.

God acts out love and just because his actions do not fit into my world view or align up to my sense of justice, I will continue to trust in the justice of God than any person.

Tim, Christianity Today, Comments 76 Comments [3/28/2009 9:21:53 PM]
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Submitted By: Telamon
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Quote# 60983

Are you aware that "ALL CULTURES BEGAN SUDDENLY" and were fully developed? A long preliminary period is not supported by archaeology. Before cities on earth, there was nothing. There was no transition whatsoever between the ancient civilizations and any primitive forebearers. They were at their peak from the beginning. :

...Great cities, enormous temples, pyramids of overwhelming size. Colossal statues with tremendous expressive power. Luxurious tunnels and tombs. Splendid streets flanked by magnificent sculpture, perfect drainage systems. A decimal system at the very start. A ready-made writing, already perfected. A well established naming system (in which each Pharaoh had as many as five names). Society already divided into specialist classes. An army, civil service and hierarchy minutely organized. A court exhibiting all the indications of well-defined precedence and form. Egypt came from a clearly established civilization.

The only conclusions that can be drawn from the evidence is that,1 Each of the first civilizations appeared suddenly, already fully developed. 2) That a connection existed between them. 3) Their footprints led back to the Middle East mountains where Noah and his family left the Ark.

Chris Parker, Ooparts 78 Comments [3/28/2009 7:42:39 PM]
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Quote# 60982

["I can sorta understand why people have an ick factor attatched to homosexuality, because as I homosexual I have an ick factor towards hetrosexuality......:]


What you have is a disorder. Its just a tradgedy that no doctor has the guts to tell you the truth.

Your icon says your a Christian. This means you have an "ick" factor toward Mary and Joseph, Abraham and Sarah, David and Bathsheeba, and all the other couples in the Bible, and all the geneologies in the Bible. Doesn't make a lot of sense, does it.

Tu Es Petrus, Christian Forums 44 Comments [3/28/2009 7:42:09 PM]
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Quote# 60957

[After someone points out that while atheists outnumber Christians on Wikipedia, the number of Wikipedians of all faiths still outnumber atheist Wikipedians]

Faith is a uniquely Christian concept. It is being used incorrectly above

Aschlafly, Conservapedia 67 Comments [3/28/2009 4:00:38 PM]
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Quote# 60961

[A Muslim explains why masturbation is bad for you.]

Physical Health: A person who masturbates becomes weak and thin, palpitation increases and his memory becomes weak. The digestive system is impaired and inflammation of the lungs occurs. One may also become anaemic.

Sexual Health: Impotency is the natural outcome of masturbation. A boy who has indulged in the habit of masturbation is not capable of marriage when he grows up. If he does marry, his wife hates him and often husband and wife may divorce. If the woman is pious, she will become depressed and if she is not, she will resort to unlawful acts.

Psychological and Mental Health: A person who masturbates will suffer psychological problems and is liable to mental illnesses like forgetfulness, loss of memory, weak determination, preference for solitude, extreme shyness and fear, being sorrowful and possibly contemplate some serious crime or even suicide.


Unknown, Green Is My Color, Islam Is My Peace 93 Comments [3/28/2009 11:10:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Robert
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Quote# 60963

["The Hebrews crossed the 'sea of reeds'. Most Jews agree on this. After all, the first 5 books are theirs."]

The first five books are theirs? Um, no. Moses was a Christian. Sorry.




prosperousindividual, Internet Pastor 212 Comments [3/28/2009 12:14:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Robert
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Quote# 60953

Scientific Fact No. 10 - Lack of Life on Mars Proves Evolution is Wrong.

Two NASA land rovers, named Spirit and Opportunity, explored Mars during 2004. The topography showed obvious signs of past liquid rivers flowing in numerous places. The rovers have proven that water was once abundant on the surface of Mars, but they have not been able to find any signs of life, or any signs of past life, on the planet. Mars has a proven history of flowing water on the surface with an atmosphere suitable to support life forms. The planet has had all of the conditions necessary to provide the "spark" of life according to the evolutionary theory. Yet, there is no life on Mars. The river beds and river banks show no signs of vegetation or trees. The ground has no fossils and no organisms. The place is absolutely sterile.

Well, Mars was once sterile, but it is not sterile now. The rovers and other probes sent to Mars have contaminated the plant with bacteria, viruses and other possible organisms. This contamination has destroyed the possibility of proving that these life forms evolved on Mars.

The chance of finding evidence of past life forms on Mars seems very remote, but even if life were found, it does not prove that life evolved any more than life on Earth proves evolution. It simply does not. Evolutionists have struck out again.


Kent R. Rieske, B.Sc., Top Ten Scientific Facts Proving Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution is Wrong, False and Impossible 53 Comments [3/27/2009 9:51:38 PM]
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Quote# 60948

Spanking isn't violent, abuse is violent. It is discipline and it is mentioned favorably in God's Word. My children are small. I can't reason with them with words. They understand a good swat. I'll take God's Word over Super Nanny.

Gary, Grace Centered Christian Forums 42 Comments [3/27/2009 9:51:12 PM]
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Quote# 60952

The ocean in times past was lower than we find it today. This may have been caused by Noah's flood which receded to the present elevation. Another possibility is the land was raised at the time of Noah's landing and the water receded off the land. The New York State Hudson River clearly shows a valley extending far out into the Atlantic Ocean, which lends support to the idea that the ocean was much lower at some time in the past. NY Bright Ocean Floor Map.

The "decay in the speed of light theory" shows that the universe is not as old as modern scientists claim. The theory also explains why Adam and Eve had very long lives, and why the longevity of people after the fall of Adam began to decline in concert with a decay in the speed of light. The decay in the speed of light theory is also supported by the Bible which states that God "stretched out the heavens" in Isaiah 42:5, 45:12, 48:13, 51:13 and Jeremiah 10:12. The stretching out of the heavens and the decay in the speed of light make present day galaxies appear to be billions of light years away, as calculated by the current speed of light. In fact, they could be much closer, and the age of the universe is much less because of this "stretching" and the associated higher speed of light.

Kent R. Rieske, B.Sc., Top Ten Scientific Facts Proving Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution is Wrong, False and Impossible 52 Comments [3/27/2009 7:56:22 PM]
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Quote# 60950

[Regarding the plane crash that killed the family of the owner of the nation's largest abortion chain.]

I'm not saying that God struck down the plane, all I'm doing is reporting the issue. But I don't think we can simply just subtract the possibility of retribution either. We see many accounts, like when Herod was struck down, or the Exodus plagues, Sodom and Gomorrah.

So while it may be just coincidence I think we should not immediately discount other reasons either. Maybe the big time abortion CEOs and leaders will see this and wonder. Its weird cause I remember saying, I think yesterday, that It would probably take divine intervention to get rid of the abortion industry.

CreedIsChrist, Christian Forums 32 Comments [3/27/2009 7:09:35 PM]
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