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Quote# 61747

No surprise that Spears is a lesbian, she publicly demonstrated her lesbianism by kissing 2 other lesbians on stage - "Madonna" and Aguilera. Why have they not shunned and forced out of public view after that?

{Someone replies with "Wait, WHAT?!? She came "out" of the closet? I had not heard that."}

There was some "awards show" several years ago where the 3 of them kissed on the stage. That's demon-stration enough for me!!! I don't care if they claim otherwise.

26Franklin, RR 65 Comments [4/27/2009 5:21:29 AM]
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Quote# 61739

(From another review of "The Pink Swastika")

Scott Lively, of Abiding Truth Ministries, and Kevin E. Abrams have done their homework before writing this book. Thoroughly documenting evidence regarding the rise of the Nazi Regime, this book gives keen insight into the dangerous homosexual political agenda gaining power in America today. You will understand that homosexuals don't really want a part in the institution of marriage, they want to destroy it! You will learn why homosexuals show up at pro-abortion activities - on the pro-abort side. Homosexuals will not stop short of creating a society of unlimited sexual license and abortion is a means to this end. Sexual deviancy has destroyed numerous nations before us. Hopefully this book will wake people up, especially Christians, to the fact that we better get involved in the culture wars, or lose the little remaining light for the Gospel this nation has been for the world in the past. We are to occupy until Jesus comes again. Pastors, especially, need to read this book and start leading their congregations before they lose their right to congregate. This is a huge part of loving our neighbor.

S. Guengerich "SharaSxE", Amazon.com 56 Comments [4/27/2009 5:16:55 AM]
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Quote# 61736

(The review of a book called "Be Intolerant: Because Some Things are Just Stupid," by Ryan Dobson)

Is is just me are has the world become ALOT more liberal. I have no problem with it UNTIL it intervenes with my life. The many people who have negatively commented about this book have failed to realize that this book reveals the hypocrisy of todays so called "open minded" people. The very people who cry woe is me for being homosexuals aka sinners(sin is sin) and being discriminated ARE the very same people who HARASS Christians. You guys are so narrow minded. But its expected. One thing I ask of you. STOP boxing in the life of Jesus. He was loving and forgave, but he was FIERCE too. People dont want to mention ALL the sides of Jesus. The Lord brings a SWORD, not a hug people. I dont have to judge you. THE BIBLE does that already. So get over yourself

Disciple, Amazon.com 52 Comments [4/27/2009 3:07:33 AM]
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Quote# 61726


"Article Quote:
Jackson-Lee states "hate crimes" are so much worse than ordinary crimes because of their impact."


What an idiotic statement.

As for being charged with a "hate crime" for standing up for the Word of God, yes, it's coming.

We'll be seeing atheists bring phony cases {"Judge, that Christian caused me emotional distress by telling me I need Jesus ...."} before the courts just to see how far they can get with this legislation.

BarbT, RaptureReady 49 Comments [4/27/2009 3:05:22 AM]
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Quote# 61690

According to Ussher the universe or the begining of creation is 4004 BC. He based this off the text of the bible and did a good job of it. That would put us at 6012 years since creation.

The flood occured at 2500 BC.

Noah put 7 each of all clean animals and 2 each of all unclean. This is based on barim which is close to Family in our current classification system. So he brought on 2 dog/wolf kind onto the ark. From these two dog/wolf kind come all of the species of dog and wolves that we have today.

God did not need to miraculously create olive branches. The dove picked the branch off of a tree that was just covered by the flood water. It was a tree that was there before the flood, so no creating had to be done. The purpose of the flood was for God to kill all "flesh from the face of the earth" or land dwelling animals. This did not include trees and plant life or fish which were in the oceans.

It is the Uniformatarian dating method that gives us older dates than the 6000 years in the bible. Most modern scientist use this dating method and it ends up putting human artifacts back 10,000 plus years. So for these scientist to put a date of 8000 years on some chinese cave writting is not uncomon for their education. Unfortunately put agaist the bible the dates would be incorrect because nothing can exist before the date of creation. The question is who is wrong God or Man (scientists)?

The pyramids would have no evidence of the flood because they were built after the flood. In Socrates writting of Criteas and Timaeus, the Egyptian scibe refers to a Great Flood in their historical reccord which they were familiar with.

Nikk, City-Data 55 Comments [4/27/2009 2:58:44 AM]
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Quote# 61748

[Miley Cyrus thinks gay marriage is a-okay]

you know it even started a while back with Hannah Montana after she ( her parents ) allowed her to take the sickening picture's, I told my daughter, you are to have NOTHING to do with this girl. No music, no clothes nothing....now she is leaving with her boyfriend and she is only 16.........and she thinks it is ok about gays marrying, sick, sick sick....and she has all that stuff on disney channel where all those little kids are watching...

4Godisjust, RR 52 Comments [4/26/2009 10:53:35 PM]
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Quote# 61711

I know exactly what you guys are talking about...For me mainly it has been nightmares, bad ones. And just blantly in my ear telling me all these terrible thing's....Like yesterday, I was doing the laundry, walking and thinking about God, (right after I came here, and noticed todays news ) anyways I am walking and thinking about God, all the terrible news going on, when all of sudden I heard this hateful voice in my head, saying God is bad for allowing these thing's and on and on, and on, finally I stood there, and looked at the floor and said enough satan Leave me alone....In the name of Jesus Christ you can no longer see me or hear me go away, then I prayed, I told God, Please help me I don't want him trying me in my head saying allful stuff about you, please make him go away, then about a minute or two later It was gone....I was like Thank You , Lord....thank you so much... [3 praying smilies]

4Godisjust, RR 58 Comments [4/26/2009 10:27:51 PM]
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Quote# 61725

I had a wild thought a few days ago. What if, as soon as we disappear, a demon assumes our form and takes our place???

Crazy, maybe, but isn't it possible? They can take human form can't they?

ClarionCall, Rapture Ready 89 Comments [4/26/2009 2:14:18 PM]
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Quote# 61710

Oh boy, have Christians been getting attacked. I know myself, I have been getting hit from every side the last couple of days. I am home sick, when I left my job to go home today, the girl in work who hates me was very rude and disrespectful, made my daughter really mad that someone dissed her mom! And my husband attacked me last night, actually right in the middle of trying to post a thread here. He just was yelling and came over and shut off my computer and tossed my things about like a mad man. I of course had to leave my own home AGAIN, on a Sunday night not much is open, but thankfully, Barnes and Noble here in my town. And my dad was rude to me last night on the phone. I'm like [shrugging shoulders smiley, candle-holding smiley, running-around smiley, rolling eyes smiley, scratching head smiley, shrugging shoulders smiley]

waitin, Rapture Ready 62 Comments [4/26/2009 2:11:02 PM]
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Quote# 61720

What RTB proposes is that God, being a good Engineer, reuses good designs. If, for example, ERVs work in the genome, then why not give it to other similar creatures that would need to fight off viruses. These were not implanted by viruses but were given by God to allow man and other mammals to fight off infection because they break the cycle within the virus.

To me, the atheist/evolutionists (definitely not all scientists) are like listening to a twisted lawyer present his case purposely leaving out details to support the conclusion and the whole of the courtroom believing it because they are sold out on the eloquent speech. In this case, it is because man likes to sin and he likes the idea that the Bible might not be true and God might not be real so that he can continue in his sin without eternal consequence. What a shocker to meet God face to face on the day of judgment.

verandoug, Reaching Out To A Lost Church 36 Comments [4/26/2009 12:04:22 PM]
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Quote# 61722

Liberalism leads to chaos. I'm beginning to wonder if France will turn communist.
One of the churches I went to supported missionaries to Europe. Countries there are threatened by missionaries because they consider themselves Catholic, but in fact much of Europe is atheist or agnostic. The missionaries (who must operate in secret) report EU children and young adults have never heard of Jesus...the continent is dark, the people are slaves of satan.

I firmly believe the AC will be a European and the EU will be his seat of power.

MrMann, Rapture Ready 77 Comments [4/26/2009 10:38:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Tiger
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Quote# 61701

BAD CHURCH WOMEN ON GOD’S HIT LIST

Stubborn women will use their own money to purchase clothes to get a man regardless if he or God is pleased with their choice of garments.

DUET 22:5 Women shall not wear that which pertains (has reference to or looks like mans), (lesbian pants suits, etc.), for all that do so are abomination (disgusting, hated and loathed) unto the lord “your” God.

1 PET 3:1 Likewise, you wives be in subjection to your own husbands (obey his orders without question); Most women choose to be damned before they will obey a simple command from God or man.

To God women wearing pants have the look of a whore and if they continuing therein will burn in hellfire. Some wear pants so tight their vagina separates and slices their buttocks in half for men to be tempted and turn from God laws of holiness.

When women young or old are raped because of skimpy and revealing clothes, floss beach suits, etc. they ask for it.

Dr R M Hands, Profitable Doctrines in God's Word 166 Comments [4/25/2009 2:53:13 PM]
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Quote# 61693

Excuse me, but bacterial resistance to antibiotics is not proof of evolution. The bacteria that are resistant were already to begin with. If it takes billions of years to evolve, how could bacteria be the only organism to evolve in one century when there are thousands of years of human history and biological study without any others?

izzyj, YouTube 40 Comments [4/25/2009 11:29:30 AM]
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Quote# 61654

Here's a simple answer to those who don't seem to understand the views of a Christian....

The physical will not/can not exist in the SPIRITUAL.

THE SOUL will burn in Hell as the body will be gone... obviously... DUH!

Also, I have the knowledge not as a Physicist... pertaining to the temperature of the sun's core. As I work at THE NATIONAL RADIO ASTRONOMY OBSERVATORY and the PHYSICISTS there, posted that question, as NO ONE has ever sent a probe or utilized satellites or telescope (Optical or Radio) to verify the temperature of the earths core.

So, if you want to argue about my knowledge... How about asking where I would have come up with a question such as that and I would politely refer you to those who do.

Agape!!

Anonymous, FSTDT Comments 52 Comments [4/25/2009 10:18:19 AM]
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Quote# 61643

The verchi chip, is it the mark of the beat it says that you must get it on may 12 or you cant buy or sell?
well it sounds like it to me, what will god do with the people who dont accept will they be tortured or hung or beheaded or will god let them die peacfully and live forever in heaven?

Aaron G, Yahoo answers 33 Comments [4/25/2009 10:17:21 AM]
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Quote# 61692

(on the discovery of Chinese writing more than 8,000 years, effectively predating Creationist claims of the age of the Earth)

Actually that 8,000 years would make sense if the Bible is true. You see in the Bible it appears there was a race that existed before Adam. And in the Book of Genesis chapter 1 verse 28 God speaking states that man should be fruitful and multiply, and then He states they should go out and (replenish) the earth. Replenish means to fill or build again. Now I do not believe the race that existed before Adam was fully human, but I do believe they were spritual beings that had human like bodies. And this race would of predated the human race, and it would be possible that some of their works would still exist. The Chinese writings in question are found carved in stone, and it just may be that these writings could of come from that former race. Here again we don't here much of this kind of talk in the church proper, yet this topic does come up among other Christian ministers from time to time.

Campbell34, City-Data 69 Comments [4/25/2009 9:09:06 AM]
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Quote# 61689

[In a thread about "If we can eat in heaven, can we also have sex?"]

1. Jesus ate after receiving His Resurrection body.

2. Marriage "Supper" of the Lamb (Kinda hints at food, doesn't it?)

3. Trees along the River of Life with 12 crops of fruit for us to eat.

We will be able to eat - if we need to is another issue.

1. Sex is for Marriage

2. The only Marriage in Heaven will be Christ and His Bride - now, not to be crass, if we were to have "relations" with each other, wouldn't that be considered adultery if "we" are married to Christ?

There will be no sex for those who have Resurrection bodies. For those still on earth during the Millennium, yes, they will have sex and repopulate the earth.

KaiafromBergen, Rapture Ready 73 Comments [4/25/2009 7:30:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Democritus
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Quote# 61634

God bless the party of God. steele has come out and said what the vast majority of Americans believe and know to be the truth. God ordained marriage as between a man and a woman. adam and eve, not adam and steve.

God has blessed us with steele’s leadership. he is willing to stand up to the loud immoral minority who wish to promote perversion for their own sick and twisted agenda. this is the difference between the republicans and the democrat party. republicans are willing to take a stand on principle whilst the democrat party will bend which ever way the far left perverts agenda tells them to bend.

slavery was not a founding principle of our country. slavery was forced into the constitution by liberal slave owners in the southern states. the true conservatives of new england tried to block it, but were overwhelmed by the minority much as is happening now. discrimination was not written into our constitution. it was forced in by those who want to create victims because victims become liberals. remember that it was the conservative republican president lincoln who freed the slaves, not the liberal democrat party.

mark my words. this depression will continue to get worse and worse and worse until Americans rediscover the morality of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ as expressed the the infallible Holy Bible. we must as a nation stand up to the perverts and their holocaust agenda to destroy Christians. we must stop the liberal socialists.

Reginald Genovese, I Am Billy 63 Comments [4/24/2009 10:36:08 PM]
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Quote# 61685

Is it bad that my mouth was starting to gape while reading this? Seriously, homosexuals are the ones being targeted and persecuted? I'll believe it when I see a purple cow flying in the sky without the assistance of a plane nor any other mechanically operated flying object. This is just ridiculous!

heart_changed99, Rapture Ready 74 Comments [4/24/2009 6:53:39 PM]
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Quote# 61675



Another reason why we are close to the Lord's return, He won't allow Mankind to
control his creation.
This was one of the reasons He got rid of the pre-flood civilisation, genetic engineering.

imperious, rapture ready 49 Comments [4/24/2009 6:46:08 PM]
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Quote# 61626

I think we'll be taken so fast that the sudden removal of our bodies from this physical realm will result in an awesome world wide sonic boom as the air rushes in to fill the void created by our disappearing bodies.

steve53, RaptureReady 47 Comments [4/24/2009 6:27:01 PM]
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Quote# 61625

(According to Ray Comfort, the Jewish victims of the Holocaust are burning in hell)

In January of 2000 a well-known ex-televangelist said on CNN's Larry King Live, “I believe that every person who died in the Holocaust went to Heaven.” He was very sincere, and if he was seeking the commendation of the world, he surely got it with that statement. Who in the world wouldn’t see what he said as being utterly compassionate? Let’s however, take a look at the implications of his heartfelt beliefs. His statement did seem to limit salvation to the Jews who died in the Holocaust, because he added "their blood laid a foundation for the nation of Israel." If the slaughtered Jews made it to Heaven, did the many Gypsies that died in the holocaust also obtain eternal salvation? If his statement does include gentiles, is the salvation he spoke of limited to those who died at the hands of Nazis? Did the many Frenchmen who met their death at the hands of cruel Nazis go to Heaven also?

Perhaps he was saying that the death of Jesus on the Cross covered all humanity, and that all will eventually be saved--something called “Universalism.” That means that salvation will also come to Hitler and the Nazis that killed the Jews. However, I doubt if he was saying that. Such a statement would have brought the scorn of his Jewish host, and of the world whose compassion has definite limits.

If pressed, he probably didn’t mean that solely Jews in the camps went to Heaven, because that smacks of racism. He was more than likely saying that those who died were saved because their death came about in such tragic circumstances. That then means that Jesus was lying when He said, “I am the way the truth and the life, no man comes to the Father but by Me." There is another way to Heaven--death in a Nazi concentration camp. Does that mean that the many Jews who died under Communism went to Heaven? Or is salvation limited to German concentration camps?

If their salvation came because of the grim circumstances surrounding their death, does a Jew therefore enter Heaven after suffering for hours and then dying in a car wreck . . . if he was killed by a drunk driver who happened to be German? Bear in mind that his suffering may have been much greater than someone who died in minutes in a Nazi gas chamber.

Ray Comfort, The Way of the Master 61 Comments [4/24/2009 6:26:55 PM]
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Quote# 61624

It was early in the morning, late in 2004. Very early. Most people in the airport looked as though they could have done with an extra week or so in bed. I was flying back from New York to Los Angeles waiting to board a plane when a tall man asked me, "What rows did they call?" I answered, "First class . . . the rich folks." He smiled and said, "Yeah. The ones who should be going on their own Learjet." I handed him a Million Dollar Bill tract and said, "Here's the down payment on your Learjet." When he smiled, I passed him a Department of Annoyance tract, and said, "And here's my card." He turned it over and to my horror began to read out loud the gospel message on the back--despite the fact that the text was printed in reverse to give me getaway time. When I quickly added, "It's a gospel tract," he mumbled "I'm an atheist."

While atheism is the ultimate intellectual suicide, I can understand why some people are tempted to believe that there's no God. The previous night I had listened to a CNN report that scientists had discovered why human beings are more intelligent than animals. I was intrigued with their assumption, and listened to how scientists believed that 20 million years ago we developed larger brains. They predicted that the human brain will continue to grow, giving us larger heads. This will mean that future generations will see more Cesarean births. I admired the newscaster's ability to remain straight-faced.

A few minutes later, CNN reported that after a giant tsunami in Southeast Asia killed multitudes, authorities could hardly find any animals that died in the flooding. They surmised that the animals had some sort of intelligence that caused them to move to higher ground when the tsunami-causing earthquake struck. It was human beings who stayed on the beach to take pictures of the wave as it approached.

Ray Comfort, The Way of the Master 48 Comments [4/24/2009 6:26:49 PM]
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Quote# 61628

Consider also, there will be many, many people on the earth that will say they are still Christians; believing that it couldn't have been the Rapture because they're still here. Furthermore, some might point to Israel, that they're still on the earth, and weren't they God's people? He wouldn't have left them would He? So again, they will believe the lie and be all excited that they can finally have peace on earth... and the A/C will come about to bring that peace...

Then, 3.5 years into it, there will be a gathering of new believers... they will be pointing out all the signs, pointing to how the world is believing a lie, that there really is only one God. This is when Satan is kicked out of heaven, allowed to kill the two witnesses, and proclaims that he is god and that these new 'christians' are false... that he is god and that in order to maintain peace these christians will have to be killed.

This is all pure speculation. I don't now how the Rapture will exactly happen, and how it will exactly be during the Tribulation, only that when we are Rapture, it's going to be AWESOME!!

AF4Liberty, RaptureReady 65 Comments [4/24/2009 1:43:38 AM]
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Quote# 61652

[A proposal to solve the problem of anti-gay bullying in schools.]

Maybe the parents of homosexual kids that are being bullied need to pull their kids out of school and home school them. The kids would get a better education plus they won't be bullied any more. If the parents are not able to do that then maybe they need to form a school for homosexuals. Perhaps the parents of homosexuals can ban together and home school the kids together. But if a parent's kid is a homosexual and is being bullied then some of the blame falls on the parents for the actions and sometimes destructive action the homo kids takes because of it. Just bringing it to the attention of the school administrators isn't enough.

Kids are cruel and they will bully anyone they think are either odd, weak or inferior. This has been going on since the beginning of time and it won't change.

Homosexuals are viewed as weak and inferior. They are going to be picked on. No amount of education is going to change that. Bullying comes from the heart. One needs to change the heart of a person before that person will change. Only Jesus can do that. Some can change w/o Jesus, though, but but most will not.

Grace2, Christian Post 90 Comments [4/23/2009 10:55:20 PM]
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