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Quote# 62421

I wouldn't mind going back to the 1700s. I've about decided that all areas of science are evil, including technological sciences. Technology is ruining this country.

supersport, CARM 127 Comments [5/19/2009 5:01:44 AM]
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Quote# 62416

A wise man said:

Torture has been redefined by the left.

We don't torture at Gitmo. Waterboarding works or it would not be done.
The guards do not beat the detainees. Our enemies torture our soldiers to death.

If we drape an Israeli flag around a terrorists shoulders, and threaten to send pictures home to his friends...the left calls that torture.

If we show puppet shows to Gitmo detainees about how its wrong to kill...
the left calls that torture.

Turning up and down a standard air conditioner is not torture, but it gets these guys to talk. And thats the point. If they didn't talk under such pressure, we wouldn't be doing it.

America doesn't torture. Whiney anti-war liberals say we do, but we don't.
We will aggressively interrogate. And I'm not ashamed that we do. Nor am I a lesser Christian for believing that.

The people in Gitmo are prisoners of war taken from the field of combat. They are some of the most evil people on earth. Even with Obama, we may never be able to release some of them. never.
There is no pie in the sky. Sin and evil exist in the world. Pacifist policies do nothing to protect the people. We need to deal with evil, not ignore it.


Buzzardhut, RR 79 Comments [5/18/2009 8:06:27 PM]
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Quote# 62406

I've said this before, and I'll say it again:

You have absolutely no "research verified facts" on the Creation --- none whatsoever.

You don't even know where to start, or what to look for.

So you can preach to me all day about how ignorant I am when it comes to the Creation --- I happen to understand it, because the Bible says I will if I'll accept it by faith.

Show me one thing your instrumentation can show me that disproves the Creation week.

In fact, until you can build a machine that can do this:

Originally Posted by 2 Kings 6:17:

And Elisha prayed, and said, LORD, I pray thee, open his eyes, that he may see. And the LORD opened the eyes of the young man; and he saw: and, behold, the mountain was full of horses and chariots of fire round about Elisha.


... I'll consider you guys just as ignorant.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 44 Comments [5/18/2009 8:06:01 PM]
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Quote# 62398

(about Muslims)
Like hell they will have world domination. They tried that before and failed miserably in the "Crusades". They are indeed trying again, and shall fail even more miserably this time. For this time God Himself is going to step in. And NO ONE can beat The Man.

GSCensored, Topix 56 Comments [5/18/2009 8:05:43 PM]
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Quote# 62426

Teddy, being gay is a religion too. It is a belief system. They beleive it is okkay to have sex with the same sex. Therefore it is a religios belief system, like evolution, and Global Warming. They all suck, especially the gay religion. Not hate just fact.

George, Fox Nation 83 Comments [5/18/2009 5:18:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Casey
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Quote# 62411

Who says we're entitled to the pursuit of happiness? Man's law? Nothing in God's law says we have the right to be happy. Humans are here to make God happy, not themselves happy. Homosexuality does not make God happy.

SadieOC, Christian Forums 70 Comments [5/18/2009 5:16:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 62409

I know as Christians we have to deal with a lot of evil in this world and we are never going to be totally sheltered from it, but to me homosexuality is one of the WORST evils out there because it is overpowering everything and it is being shoved down our throats left and right.

bailysmom, Rapture Ready 69 Comments [5/18/2009 5:16:42 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 62393

who doesent believe you will be punished in the grave for you sins that you did not repent upon? TRY THIS
1.put a cat or a dog in a graveyard
2.what do they do
they will immediatly try to run out or start barking mad or other things.
The reason why . Only animals hear the punishments.
They can hear all the people screaming because of punishment.
the prophet muhammad says, "if god were to let you hear the screaming you would faint"......ill try and get the proper ayah.
IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME ,TRY IT

samirah68, Y! answers 71 Comments [5/18/2009 2:32:30 PM]
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Fundie in a Nutshell

Quote# 62405

I wear my ignorance like a badge!

It's our faith they need to see --- not our knowledge.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 87 Comments [5/18/2009 11:43:22 AM]
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Quote# 62407

The question I would ask:
How many Evolutionist lovers in here believe that Continental Drift is something that was 'predicted' by the Evolutionists side and believe that it is a 'pro-evolution' discovery?

Probably most of you.

In fact, this was a shocker to everyone and confounded Evolution theory and posed a massive problem.
Continental Drift had been suggested earlier on but it was only just recently confirmed and accepted at large.
It was so problematic for Evolutionists that to this day nobody has really been able to come up with a decent explain-around for it.
When I was in school the explanation was that animals must have floated across oceans on little logs. Then the next best explanation was that all the animals traveled up the entire Earth.. over an ice or land bridge in the Arctic and then all the way back down again. Like an animal parade.
People too.
Like Egyptian people traveled all the way up to north east Russia, over the ice bridge to Alaska and all the way down to central America where they started a parallel culture.

Genesis offers some clues and did so long before the 1960s. The Earth 'gathered together in one place'.
Although the cataclysmic global flood doesn't specifically tell us all consequences it does tell us of subterranean breaks and is on a scale that would call for such a thing as continents busting up.
Later there is an era called 'the days of Peleg' which we are told is when the Earth was dividing.
If you get into YEC flood models, the idea of the Earth expanding is fairly popular now and some non-YEC people are taking a look at that one too. Rather than 'drifting' apart it is the Earth expanding (think of a balloon).

but yeah, its a huge problem for evolution.

OriginalBigWhite, IMDB 56 Comments [5/18/2009 11:41:38 AM]
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Quote# 62391

(On the question "How we know that only the Bible is the written and actual word of God, when other religion's book claim the same?")

The argument is not “The Bible is the Word of God because it says it is.” Rather, the argument is “The Bible is the Word of God because it says it is and any alternative leads to absurdity.”

If the Bible were not the Word of God, we would have no foundation for all the things we take for granted, such as laws of logic, uniformity of nature, and morality. The law of non-contradiction, for example, is based on the self-consistent nature of the biblical God (2 Timothy 2:13). The Bible itself tells us that all knowledge depends upon God (Proverbs 1:7; Colossians 2:3). Most other religious books do not make the claim that all knowledge is deposited in their god; and if they did, they would not be able to make good on the claim. Therefore, the argument will only work for the Bible.

"Dr." Jason Lisle, Answers in Genesis 57 Comments [5/18/2009 11:38:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Paidblow
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Quote# 62377

Sure, 200 years ago someone may not have been able to know much about Genesis being an accurate historical document,
but in 2009 we have just a huge wealth of scientific enlightenment constantly verifying Genesis.
So its hard to believe any genuine sincere Christian could knowingly side with Atheism with few facts or because.. of all the stupid things.. they 'think' they learned about the 2nd law of thermodynamics 'not' helping prove Evolution did NOT happen.
Stupid.


OriginalBigWhite, IMDB 57 Comments [5/18/2009 3:44:59 AM]
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Submitted By: giz80
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Quote# 62378

[Topic: Gayism and demon Spirits.]

I have never heard of any true homo animal, homosexuality as we know it seems to be confined to the human race. I am convinced that there are demon spirits that specialize in just about every sin that enslaves mankind. The will of man is free to chose by orders from God, so a demon entity cannot just come and take up residence in a human host, the human must DO something that opens that door. Satan cannot go against the will, so in some form or fashion a human has to do something that invites the demon entity in. An example might be a young person who finds himself a little attracted to the same gender, the person has plenty of control at that point and can just resist it. However if he starts to think that he is a homo and actually says,"I am homosexual",and believes what he has said", that can be an invite to a spirit of homosexuality and after that the person cannot control himself.

['Oranges' lists over 100 documented examples of homosexual behaviour in animals.]

Lies by the homos, I have studied nature all my life both in person and in reading. A bunch of homos can produce a homosexual relationship out of two pencils being in the same bowl, it is just a bunch of nonsense. Human homos reject the opposite gender even if given the opportunity to mate, think for crying out loud, if this was done in any species they would cease to exist because the continuation of the species is dependent on male to female mating and if male to female mating occurs then they are not homosexual as is the true homosexual human. There are no species that are homosexual as defined by the true homosexual human.......AND DON'T BOTHER ME AGAIN WITH SUCH NONSENSE!

Saul25, ThEndTimes 66 Comments [5/17/2009 6:33:55 AM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 62371

(commenting on an article about the synthesis of one of the components of RNA in a laboratory setting}

Nobeliefrequired: check the bible, God specifically said 120 years max.

Everyone is missing a very big detail: this experiment created a COMPONENT of RNA, not even a single molecule of RNA. You evolutionists need to realize you have your own religion: Evolution. How else you explain how this reaction would have to be repeated hundreds of times, creating hundreds of different proteins, and then they have to assemble themselves in perfect order (violating the law of entropy). All this has to happen JUST TO CREATE DNA, then of course you also have to form the DOZENS of other structures REQUIRED for a SINGLE CELL ORGANISM. Your have to throw your brains in the trash to believe that was plausible.

theMage, Wired 43 Comments [5/17/2009 6:33:19 AM]
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Quote# 62373

[Waterboarding]

We are dealing with sub-human terrorist murderers here. This is how you get them to talk. And talk they do. We have 5 years of success with this method.
If they don't like it, they should remember they chose this treatment when they became scum sucking mass murderers.

I'll save my sympathy for the families of their victims, thank you.

If I were a guard at Gitmo, I would volunteer to water board these animals. As a Christian, I would have NO problem with such a procedure.
My faith is not based on wimpy theology. Its based on Jesus who drove the money lenders out of the temple-with a WHIP! Jesus advised his disciples to sell their cloaks and purchase swords.

MrMannn, RR 110 Comments [5/16/2009 3:25:52 PM]
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Quote# 62369

John Lennon made pact with Satan, says new book
Author contends 'Paul is dead' clues were about McCartney's band mate


The Beatles meteoric rise, unprecedented in popular culture and unrivaled nearly four decades after the band broke up, is at least partly explained, says a new book, by a pact John Lennon made with the Devil.

In "The Lennon Prophecy," author Joseph Niezgoda reveals that Lennon himself, obsessed with the occult, magic, numerology and being bigger than Elvis Presley, confided in his friend Tony Sheridan that he made such a deal. The book also makes the case that the "death clues" long associated with Paul McCartney were actually subliminal messages hinting at Lennon's fate.

Written by a lifelong Beatles fan and musician, the book hypothesizes the pact was made just before the band experienced its first major successes and ended 20 years later with Lennon's assassination in New York by Mark David Chapman, who later claimed to have demons exorcized from him while serving his sentence for murder in Attica State Prison.

"Chapman said that as the last demon left his body he was given the reason for his possession," Niezgoda told WND. "It was to make a show of Satan's great power in the world using John Lennon's murder as the vehicle. I've always held an intuitive belief … that the true author of this story is Satan and that I am only the messenger."

WND, Joseph Niezgoda, World Net Daily 58 Comments [5/16/2009 8:34:45 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 62366

A Christian counter-cult ministry will hold a symposium as part of the upcoming Roswell UFO Festival (July 03 to July 05, 2009), putting its own angle on the ongoing debate concerning the mysterious existence or otherwise of unidentified flying objects and alien species.

[...]

"From a Biblical Christian perspective it becomes clear that 'aliens' are actually the evil spirits of the Bible," contend the group, which will also use the symposium to deliver its message on counter-cult evangelism, creationism, and spiritual warfare.

"This idea is backed up experientially with the evidence of numerous testimonies of 'abductees', which show that 'alien abduction' experiences stop in the name and authority of Jesus Christ," the statement continued.

"Also the sinful behaviors of the 'aliens' behind abductions, the false gospels and new age messages they proclaim, and their supernatural powers so very reminiscent of those described in the Bible as being had by angels, all adds up to make clear that 'aliens' are in fact the evil spirits of the Bible," it said.

-, The Tech Herald 45 Comments [5/16/2009 7:32:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Dexter
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Quote# 62358

I don't plan on going back to college anyway because everyone there is a Christian-hating communist. I don't like to be places where I am not wanted. I'll just be homeless or end up in prison. I don't really care at this point.

Jsmythe, Rapture Ready 80 Comments [5/16/2009 4:29:38 AM]
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Quote# 62304

The BBC's appointment of a Muslim as head of religion and ethics is insulting to Christians, an Ulster Unionist assembly member has said.

Retired Presbyterian minister Dr Robert Coulter said the appointment of Aaqil Ahmed was "a juvenile gimmick".

"According to the Church of England 70% of the UK are Christian, 3% are Muslim yet the BBC for its head of religious broadcast appoints a Muslim," he said.

Dr Coulter said he believed many Muslims would agree with his criticism.

"I am sure moderate Muslim leaders will be deeply concerned about this as well, because it will make many UK citizens feel that they are gaining too much influence - for a faith that represents such a small percentage of the whole community.

"It could well lead to many people developing a more hostile attitude to Muslims."

Dr Robert Coulter, BBC News 43 Comments [5/16/2009 4:28:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Caretaker
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Quote# 62364

In an unrelated note. I always carry a few nuts and bolts at amusement parks. after we get locked in the ride and start to move, I hold up a few of them and say to the person next to me look what just fell out of this thing. It is a great witnessing tool. Everytime I did that the person next to me started praying.

Steve in Austin, Rapture Ready 166 Comments [5/15/2009 5:26:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Tiger
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Quote# 62346

Why can you set a sphere on the level ground and not have it start rolling? For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. The earth is moving, why does a sphere which is not biased to "lay on a side", not start rolling the opposite direction the earth is moving?

If the curve of the earth lies at around 25 miles, why can we see things that are hundreds of miles away through a telescope?

Why did the meaning of Gravity change from "weight" to something that doesn't exist?

Why do objects get smaller as they move away from you?

Why do rainbows bend like a dome?

Why can't you feel the earth rotating, but you can feel the earth quake?

Why does lava come up from the core if the core is what is holding everything down?

...I walk on flat ground, I float on flat water, I sleep flat, I write on flat pieces of paper, I build out of flat pieces of wood, I press my cloths flat and I read time on a flat clock.

Only 3 dimensions exist, Length (flat), width (flat) and breadth (flat) all which exist as one together called Time. I can say this having experienced the three in one as can everyone else.



letthereaderunderstand, Above Top Secret 83 Comments [5/15/2009 4:42:41 PM]
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Submitted By: ausador
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Quote# 62310


oh ok. i just never heard a hospital ask me my religion. i thought they would persecute me once i got there. ok im ok now. god bless thanks all

cieralovesantonio, RR 41 Comments [5/15/2009 3:18:09 PM]
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Submitted By: lcaneer
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Quote# 62305

Yesterday, I witnessed to a demon possessed person, and shockingly he was very open to the gospel, you should have heard the stories he told me.....The demons inside him once told him that he was the next Jesus Christ, they told him if he killed his mom they would give him $100,000 dollars and a new car, they would tell him things of future events and it would come to pass, they told him they could kill him at anytime, he went to the doctors and the voices in his head commanded him to tell the doctors, that he doesn't hear voices, he believes he sees dead people, he could see peoples auruas......The voices would give him commands to hurt people, He thinks that sometimes the voices he hears is from God, he sees hullucinations.....He opened himself up to these demons by doing drugs, after he started doing drugs he started having these problems........You guys should pray for him, that God will save him, and deliver him as well, because he was very open to the gospel.

Glory in print, RR 51 Comments [5/15/2009 3:18:01 PM]
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Quote# 62331

In the mean time, Israel goes back home and takes bombing after bombing, murder of their own after murder of their own, attack after attack all by these "peaceful" Muslims. All the while Israel tries to be a good citizen of the world and continues to try diplomacy to appease the vaunted "World community."

So, we feel the only true solution is that millions of Muslims must be killed and the sooner the better it will be for the whole world. Not because Jews are somehow perfect or that Muslims just plain "need killing," but because Islam is so patently evil and needs to be defeated!

If some imagine that makes Conservatives "bloodthirsty" or "uncivilized" it is merely their inability to understand reality, morals and the desire for freedom and liberty. As Jefferson said, "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."


Warner Todd Huston, Renew America 73 Comments [5/15/2009 11:53:43 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 62330

No, Richard Dawkins does not exist. I have never seen him. Science has given a full and satisfying explanation of the book alleged to be his handiwork. It is but a collection of fortuitously ordered a's, b's and c's, recombined from previous patterns. There is the alphabet, there is a book of nursery rhymes and there is "The God Delusion" - and one developed from the other, though some of the details of which is the most primitive remain to be sorted out. The links between them may still be missing, but Science will have that worked out at any moment. Anyone who doubts this fact is either lying, mad or stupid (or wicked, but I'd rather not think about that possibility).

Having settled the case, I congratulated myself on my acute use of logic and reason. After lunch, I have another pressing question to tackle.

Do I exist?

knight-in-black-leather, IMDB 58 Comments [5/15/2009 11:47:01 AM]
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