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Quote# 62115

We hear evolutionists try to ridicule
that the serpent in the garden of eden, spoke.

YET they believe that given the 'right' mutations' a snake
could evolve speech. Hypocrisy? YEP.

They also believe that a fish is our ancestor...but take offence
when it's suggested that given the 'right' mutations, a
species of frog could produce humans if all the 'right' mutations occured, thereby fully integrating
the darwinian fairytale in with the rest of the "MOTHER GOOSE"
fairytales that believe a frog can turn into a prince.


knight-in-black-leather , IMDB 70 Comments [5/8/2009 9:12:30 AM]
Fundie Index: 60
Submitted By: giz80
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Quote# 62111

The Bibles have been confiscated and destroyed by U.S. military chaplains.

Christians are commanded by the Lord of the Universe to spread the Gospel no matter what the cost. He supercedes the United States government and its ever-growing anti-Christian actions. The chaplains, at least the "Christian" ones, should be stripped of their ordination by their church. If they are Catholic Christians, they should be excommunicated! It is highly questionable whether Christians can continue to serve in the U.S. military.

Berggeist, Liberty News Forum 56 Comments [5/8/2009 12:57:01 AM]
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Quote# 62114

(From an anti-porn protest website)

"A recent survey shows 85 percent of rapes and molestation are reenactments of a porn video/DVD. This means every time someone buys a smut video/DVD there is an 85 percent chance that sale will eventually result in a rape or molestation of a child."

The Uniontown Protesters, War-line.org 159 Comments [5/7/2009 4:05:46 PM]
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Quote# 62095

Well if you look at most countries in Europe it seems homosexuality has already been generally accepted. Slowly but surely the United States is following suit. In some instance the way they display gay-pride in the streets of the cities is almost on scale with Sodom and Gomorrah. Not to mention how homosexuality is being posed more in schools as acceptable even in states that at this time don't allow homosexuality.

The truth is the media feeds the lie that homosexuality is based off genetics which the human genome project even proved as a crock. However even with no scientific evidence many people beleive the lie that homosexuality isn't a choice but is in the genetics of a person. Believe me even when I had health in high school at that time the talks of homosexuality was taught as a genetic disorder not on the person's freewill. So the lies are in our public school systems today so if there is a future generation it will just get worse and worse. The children are indoctrinated that its natural and can be changed. I'm almost afraid to have children because I don't want them to grow up in this world even though time seems as it will be short.

arek, RR 59 Comments [5/7/2009 4:03:31 PM]
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Quote# 62089

People confuse the concept of not supporting "a particular church" with not supporting religion. America was based on religious fundamentals. Morals are the basis of most of our laws. It is critically important and appropriate to include religious values in our government - it is absolutely necessary. Left wing-nut atheists are afraid that living in a society requires some responsibilities. A good value-based surge in the Republican Party is long overdue! Hurray and God Bless those that are fueling it! Go Duke! Especially what a contrast he would be to "Pot Head Union-Pandering Pimp Abercrumbie".

John D, Topix 42 Comments [5/7/2009 4:01:20 PM]
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Quote# 62079

LIke most people living in secular societies,
The end result of secularism is atheism

Divorced from spiritualism, eventually morals and logic deteriorate as well

Thus most secularist live for themselves to feel good to mentally masturbate constantly

This is why the entertainment buisness, porn and drug industry is booming

Ppl dont have anything to live for so they drink wine and get lost in a fantasy land

They dont remember GOd or anything of importance only want to feel good constantly

CapnSmoker, Yahoo Answers 45 Comments [5/7/2009 4:00:33 PM]
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Submitted By: Ouabache
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Quote# 62102

My family however is a different story. They are still Muslim. They do not believe. I have started conversations with them about Christianity and Jesus, and while they believe He was a great prophet maybe the Son of God, they also believe Mohammad was the son of God as well, which makes me very angry.

NeedHimForBreath, RR 57 Comments [5/7/2009 12:39:07 PM]
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Submitted By: ixolite
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Quote# 62093

MAINE is on it's Way to allowing Gay Marriage I am so Up set Does it Matter anymore NOPE do what ever you want. if it Feels Good what Cracks me up is when it Comes to Gay couples Raseing Children they act so concerned about there Moral well being. and that is ok but it is not ok for me as a Christian to say i do not want this stuff taught to my Kids. I do NOT DO NOT HATE gay People JUST THE ACT OF HOMOSEXUALITY

JESUS COME BACK PLEASE SOON AM LOSING MY MIND

r2ks, RR 92 Comments [5/7/2009 10:11:15 AM]
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Quote# 62092

I'm not a nurse or doctor but after 6 eye surgeries and much more I can tell you one thing. The eye is a miracle and man didn't create it and nothing as marvelous as the human eye just "happened to evolve" from some mass of whatever, out there.. That alone is convincing to anyone willing to listen and really be open to a loving God. A God who created us from nothing.

Kays, RR 70 Comments [5/7/2009 10:11:06 AM]
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Quote# 62080

Yeah, the mormons were really excited when Mitt Romney was running for the republican party nomination. My best friend and her hubby were sure he was going to be president. Well, here's another way to look at it. We could have another election in 2012, but then on 12/21/12 when the mayan calendar runs out and whatever is supposed to happen, happens.... then that will take care of the new president elect.(laughing smiley)

On the serious side, I believe we had our last election last November. Obama Bin Ladin was put into office to prepare the way for the big guy. And you have to admit, he's doing a good job of preparing. I was watching Grant Jeffrey last night and he says king O is not the one, but he's shown us just how easy it will be for the ac to rise to power.

ngraham, RaptureReady 60 Comments [5/7/2009 10:09:47 AM]
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Quote# 62075

I just read this book called the Way Home, by Mary Pride. It's about feminism and how it has infiltrated the church. It's really frightening. I'd gotten really feminist in my thinking, too--how women should work outside the home, only have kids if you want them, women are mentally and physically equal (or superior) to men, etc.

Pride talks about how feminism is actually a religion, and their agenda is to castrate the "male religions", which are Christianity and Judaism. They're totally into Goddess worship, which they recommend performing in front of an altar with a mirror, to remind you that you are your own goddess. And if you, as a goddess, don't want that unplanned pregnancy interfering with your career, then you have the power to eliminate it.

The church has embraced so much of feminism that it's horrifying. Christian women aren't told to be workers at home, love their husbands and their children anymore ... they're encouraged to work outside the home. The divorce rate for Christians is almost the same as for non-Christians. There's some serious problems, here.

It's hard to talk about The Way Home, actually, because it's hard to explain all the de-brainwashing you have to do in order to understand it.

NetRaptor, The Night Seraph 71 Comments [5/6/2009 8:33:06 PM]
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Submitted By: LeiseMaus
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Quote# 62055

[re: Statue of Shiva]

To me, it looks like a woman trampling on her baby.

That's what it looks like to me too. Maybe Shiva is the goddess of abortion...

Rapture Dave, Rapture Ready 77 Comments [5/6/2009 8:32:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Nightjaguar
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Quote# 62084

My little brother said he heard or read somewhere that all the weight from us being raptured could be the cause of a world wide earthquake. The earth loosing all that weight at once. (Or could be the sonic boom.) Just another thought.

GoingHomeSoon, RaptureReady 101 Comments [5/6/2009 11:08:25 AM]
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Quote# 62060

A FAMILY of nine accused of an exorcism-style manslaughter have denied being guilty of ending the life of a 22-year-old woman.
The six women and three New Zealand men have pleaded not guilty in New Zealand's High Court to the manslaughter of Janet Moses during an indigenous Maori curse-lifting ceremony, known as a makutu.

Moses drowned in October 2007 when water was poured down her throat as part of the ceremony in the town of Wainuiomata, near Wellington, reports the New Zealand Herald.

The ten accused had applied to have their names suppressed, but this morning Justice Simon France ruled that name suppression would be lifted at midday tomorrow for those charged with manslaughter.

In court yesterday, prosecutor Kate Feltham said that Moses' behaviour had changed after her grandmother died, several months before the exorcism.

The curse-lifting ceremony started with prayers but became more intense, with family members shouting "get out" and "leave her alone" in an attempt to purge the evil spirits, Feltham said.

"Several people also leant over Janet, placed their mouths over her eyeballs and tried to suck at her eyes in an attempt to remove the curse," she said.

Maori Family, Daily Telegraph (Aus) 42 Comments [5/6/2009 4:01:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Scooby71
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Quote# 62062

I remember a few years ago a friend and I were walking through a mall and here is some kid about 17. Undoubtedly a 17 year old online atheist character like most of you and he is wearing a shirt prominently displaying something like *beep* Jesus ~ Evil Rules'.
Anyways, after convincing ourselves we really did see what we saw we doubled back and blatantly reread his shirt before we went over to 'ask him' to take it off immediately.
We didn't get a chance as he was already aware we were going to be putting and end to his t-shirt, got very nervous and scuttled behind a kiosk and did a disappearing act we figure down a maintenance hallway.

But Im quite seriously offering our own little 17 year old suburban american marylin manson teenager some helpful advice. If he does get caught defacing a Bible or wearing t-shirts proclaiming such things there is a very realistic possibility he will get seriously beaten down in public one day.
Rather than guffawing away at me - you ought to thank me for giving this kid some advice that might save him a lot of pain and suffering.


OriginalBigWhite, IMDB 121 Comments [5/6/2009 3:15:24 AM]
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Submitted By: giz80
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Quote# 62013

Just a few days ago, my son was deathly ill. He had been vomiting and had been suffering from diahrea for several days and was very dehydrated. We thought he had the flu. Got him to the hospital and learned that he had severe diverticulitis and there was actually a tear in his bowel. The doctoer was prepared to major surgery yeaterday morning. However, the very strong antibiotics he received overnight made helped him enough so that the doctor decided the surgery wasn't necessary. Of course, I know that the real reason my son's health improved so much overnight is because God heard and answered all the prayers for him. Praise God for His faithfulness. As severely ill as my son was, God never threw up His hands and said I don't know what to do. He has all knowledge and all power. This was a cinch for Him.

jadeeyes, RR 101 Comments [5/5/2009 3:28:04 PM]
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Quote# 61999

[re: the LHC]

They are supposedly looking for the "Higgs Boson" aka. the God particle, but I still say they are attempting to open a portal into the spirit realm with that thing.

HeLivesInUs, Rapture Ready 116 Comments [5/4/2009 7:45:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Pookie
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Quote# 61968

[on the flood story]

The animals that existed then no more exist today than the basts of today will exist 10,000yrs from now . there was little water or H2O back then . there was more land than water . Geneses explains this and science reinforces it . and as we know fish will travel from salt to fresh easily . and most insects can survive under water deep in the earth for a long time . frogs have been know to go for up to 5 yrs in drought . as for the ark it was 5 story's tall and each layer held its own . the animal didn't just roam about freely . and they spent a prolong time frozen in time . " and God caused a great stillness . "

dog_si_susej, Y! answers 74 Comments [5/4/2009 4:26:11 PM]
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Quote# 61967

The only reason I'm not bothered about the Swine flu is because it hasn't appeared in Northern Ireland... Yet! Since Mexico is a catholic state, I wouldn't be surprised if the first area to fall to Swine flu would be west Belfast!

sissco, ThEndTimes 51 Comments [5/4/2009 4:49:33 AM]
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Quote# 61951

thread titled 'Help with my Jewish friend....she won't come to Christ?'

My neighbor is Jewish, not a Christian. She is not particularly comfortable discussing her faith with me and tries to avoid the subject relentlessly whenever I happen to discuss church, the bible, or anything related to my faith. I have tried to show her the path numerous times throughout our friendship together, yet she continues to pull away. She is not aggressive or forceful about it, but it saddens me that yet another soul will be lost without her accepting her creator and savior. Still, I pray each day that she will find the correct path, but some people just refuse to open their skulls for the truth....

KarenWaits4Him, RR 128 Comments [5/4/2009 4:49:06 AM]
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Quote# 62008

Man beheads granddaughter for good harvest

Bhubaneswar: In a gruesome incident, a man chopped off the head of his nine-year-old granddaughter to woo "Mother Earth" for a good harvest this kharif season. Traditional belief has it that human sacrifice on Akshaya Tritiya translates into a good harvest.

With this belief, Rajesh Hembram, 55, a farmer, beheaded his nine-year-old granddaughter Berenika Kandulana with an axe on Sunday afternoon and collected her blood in a steel pot. The incident took place at Adapathar village in Sambalpur district.

Rajesh Hembram, DNA India 57 Comments [5/4/2009 3:52:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Dave
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Quote# 61960

Another valid point to consider is....where was all the outrage over water boarding when Bush authorized this????

Can you answer that? No?...I didn't think so.

Hmmmm, where was Nancy Pelosi and these self-righteous Dems when this was being implemented. Why were they silent on this???? Can't answer? I didn't think so.

There wasn't a peep out of them and by their SILENCE they gave it their support.

This hue and cry to punish and villify the Bush administration is a TOOL being used by 0bama and the liberal left to throw more chaos and fear into people in general and in ANYONE legally charged by a sitting president to do things most of us would find distasteful.

Personally, I believe that our warriors will in the future have to extract whatever information they can get from a combatant, then kill him and leave his body on the field. Dead men tell no tales nor bring lawsuits to bear.

I hope the tre-hugging pacifists can live with the eventuality of what punishing our protectors is going to bring about.

WickIsTrimmed, Rapture Ready 63 Comments [5/4/2009 3:45:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 61981

(Regarding a local preacher who gave alcohol to a 16 year old girl in his congregation then had sex with her 3 times)

Jesus himself said to "beware of wolves in sheeps clothing, and that many will come in MY name,but do not know me".....and we can probably lay a lot the blame on secular humanism working it's way thru society!!

Original Intent, WRAL.com 69 Comments [5/3/2009 10:21:59 PM]
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Quote# 61930

My belief?

Homosexuality is a result of demon possession, plain and simple. Animals can be possessed as we know from the incident with Jesus and the demons who begged to be let into the grazing swine.

If animals can be possessed, it's logical to assume they would fall prey to demon influence in this regard.

Paradigm, Rapture Ready 65 Comments [5/3/2009 3:08:38 PM]
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Submitted By: Stewart Paterson
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Quote# 61907


My cable has been cancelled for quite awhile. Unfortunately it's hard to find anything wholesome to watch anymore even in the way of movies or anything else. I try to find things that don't have sex, gay references, or violence in them for my kid to watch. I can't say I always succeed, but I thank God that my child is deaf. At least it minimizes the junk of this world he has to take in.

Servant Thomas, Rapture Ready 70 Comments [5/3/2009 3:06:01 PM]
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