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Quote# 63360



"If God doesn't matter to him, do you? (GUNSHOT)

Answers in Genesis, billboard 186 Comments [6/19/2009 8:24:06 PM]
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Quote# 63354

The day's events began with a transgender Elvis and a parade. Attendees were given condoms and pro-homosexual material such as a bookmark for kids on how to get involved with several homosexual groups and "Transgender Rights Now" stickers. Then many children attended the prom that evening at City Hall.

"I remained in the building for an hour and a half and found the events inside disturbing, depraved and outright criminal," Max reported. "The line included kids wearing the rainbow regalia of the gay movement, teenage boys wearing dresses and high heels, hugging their 'boyfriends,' extremely young looking girls, not much older than 14 or 15, with 'Out and Proud' inscribed in rainbow letters on the front of their T-shirts."

Max continued, "On the flower pots and stairs leading up to the subway entrance, I saw dozens of kids aged 12-17 smoking cigarettes and making out with each other."

He said three middle-aged women with military haircuts shouted from megaphones at the more than 300 youth attendees in line for the event. They barked: "If we find you bringing alcohol, you're going home!"; "Don't have sex on the dance floor!" and "Are you ready to party?"

Max, WorldNetDaily 56 Comments [6/19/2009 8:23:54 PM]
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Quote# 63347

STD’s and AIDS are a growing problem in the US, not to mention child molestation alcohol and drug abuse with the increasing homosexual population. Marriage is not the answer to these problems, drug therapies, chemical castration and on-going maintenance support with counseling are helping many become healthy functioning and contributing members of society.

Kate, Stand with Carrie! 41 Comments [6/19/2009 8:23:45 PM]
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Quote# 63323

Let's engage in fantasy for a moment like Darwinists do and pretend that the bible wasn't written by God but by a fallible human author, particularly a fiction novelist since the secular world claims that the bible is fiction.

Would you argue and fight about words in a fiction book and try to change the words in it? How much time would you spend trying to change the ending of "Little red Riding Hood" to make the "Big Bad Wolf" into a good guy?

If a fiction author said that the Flying Spaghetti Monster condemned you to hell, would you get furious and slander the author?

Of course not...unless you had some kind of mental disorder. Yet that's what the secular world tries to do with the bible that they claim is fiction. So either the secular world is so deluded that they can't tell fact from fantasy, or they know deep inside that the bible is the infallible Word of God, or both.

That's called suppression. Suppression is when someone consciously tries to deny something he knows to be true in his sub-conscience. An example of that is an alcoholic who is drunk most of his life and denies that he as a drinking problem.

I've asked this same question before to atheists and their response was;

"We're not afraid of the bible, we're afraid of Christians who believe the bible.'

My response to them is; Are you afraid of "Trekkies" (Star Trek fans)? Are you afraid of the fans of Harry Potter books? And better yet, do you curse the "Big Bad Wolf", Darth Vader or any other fiction character you consider a villain? If they tried to convince you that those books are true, would you argue with them? Or would you dismiss them as lunatics?

So sorry, but trying to change the words of a book you claim is fiction betrays your real knowledge that you know the bible was written by God and is thus, true.

So God is right, as always, in Romans 1:18, "The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godless men who have suppressed the truth by their wickedness." That it is.

So instead of trying to prove God wrong or think you know better than God does, you would fare much better if you listened to Him because only He can determine your ultimate fate.


peace4ever, Christian Forums 98 Comments [6/19/2009 8:23:29 PM]
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Quote# 63328

(Under the heading "Why Obama is likely the first Muslim President"...)

At the G20 summit in April 2009, Obama bowed deeply to Saudi King Abdullah, a Muslim who is also the Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques. Never before in the history of the U.S. has a president displayed such shocking deference to a foreign official and Obama has not bowed to any other royal leaders. Obama later stated, "We have to change our behavior in showing the Muslim world greater respect." Obama's spin doctors and left-wing apologists dismissed the obviousness of the bow. One anonymous aide stated, "It wasn't a bow. He grasped his hand with two hands, and he's taller than King Abdullah."[47] However, in video of the incident, Obama's left hand can clearly be seen staying at his side until after he had finished his bow. Additionally, Obama also met with Queen Elizabeth, who is much shorter than King Abdullah, but he did not bow when he shook her hand and neither he nor the queen appeared to have any difficulty. (Many liberals and even a handful of conservatives have proposed that President Bush also bowed before King Abdullah. However, there is a vast, inexorable difference between bending down to receive a medal as Bush did and bowing in deference to a foreign leader as Obama did.)

Conservapedia`, Conservapedia 51 Comments [6/19/2009 3:10:04 PM]
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Quote# 63324

I always wondered why women PUSHED for women to get to
work in a career then come home & have to care for a family!
HELLO, women HAD it made - talk about the Big Lie lol

They all but demonized women at home. Truly sad - I always speculate
that this is when the family started to come unglued as more women
left the home & less care & supervision was given to the kids??

It's typical tho, they can't ever get that pendulum balanced.
In trying to get equality, they pushed women right out their
back doors into being strapped to 8+ hrs of work outside (with all its
stresses & pressure) PLUS inside the home.


Nadiine, Christian Forums 56 Comments [6/19/2009 3:08:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Amanda D.
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Quote# 63368

The whole time tiller the killer was doing these abortions did anyone ever think to check the icebox at his house just in case he was cooking them and serving them for dinner at family reunions and church potlucks???

Oh and by the way that church he was attending was just as sick as he was or else they would have told him he was wrong for being such a barbaric beast of destruction.

AverageWhiteGuy, Topix 56 Comments [6/19/2009 1:48:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Marc
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Quote# 63361

This may be a controversial statement but.....they HAVE to go after our children, because the democratic party has trouble reproducing due to homosexuality and abortion. They need to replenish the base.

Seemomgonuts , RR 81 Comments [6/19/2009 7:26:29 AM]
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Quote# 63355

A Valley Station Road church (in Louisville, Kentucky) is sponsoring an "Open Carry Church Service" in late June, encouraging people to wear unloaded guns in their holsters, enter a raffle to win a free handgun, hear patriotic music and listen to talks by operators of gun stores and firing ranges.

Pastor Ken Pagano of New Bethel Church said the first-time event is "basically trying to think a little bit outside the box" to promote "responsible gun ownership and Second Amendment rights."

The event, slated for Saturday afternoon, June 27, is being promoted with online posters, including one using a red font resembling splattered blood with the words: "Open Carry Church Service."

Pagano said the poster wasn't intended to glorify bloodshed and the lettering was just "a font that somebody developed." He said he didn't want the event to be confused with regular Sunday worship at the Assemblies of God congregation.

Pastor Ken Pagano, The Courier-Journal 75 Comments [6/19/2009 7:24:18 AM]
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Quote# 63358

Back in April 1999, ABC TV put a racy billboard of a naked woman lying on her stomach in my neighborhood in Southern California. The image had a small towel draped across her backside, to keep it legal. When I saw that, I purchased an 18-foot ladder, climbed up the billboard and stapled a huge orange blanket over that naked woman’s body. I don’t want some sexually depraved pervert getting off on ABC’s dirt, and raping and murdering my wife or daughter.

Ray Comfort, Atheism Central 95 Comments [6/19/2009 1:06:19 AM]
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Quote# 63345

By definition we are born sinners, so even if in a coma and not thinking or doing anything, we are still sinning technically just sitting there.

Paradigm, RR 73 Comments [6/19/2009 12:49:43 AM]
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Quote# 63298

I just totally owned an Athiest Co-Worker.

Ok first of all, I know it's not right to be prideful, but he was so arrogant about his dis-belief in God, and that anybody who did believe was 'mentally unstable' and needed to be 'kept away from "decent folks"'

We got into a discussion in the break room, and the subject came up to God, and he knows I am a Christian. He said 'How can you believe in something you have never seen before... you don't even know that God exists. You think he does, based on what some stupid book (the Bible) says, but you can never know for sure.

So I used his own logic against him. I said 'And by that token, you can't prove Christopher Columbus existed, because you've never seen him. He just rolled his eyes and said 'Anybody with a brain cell... even you can't tell me he didn't exist. Everybody knows he left Spain and discovered the New World.

I just smiled and said 'But you don't know for sure. You're just going by what the history books have said unless you see it for yourself, there is no way you can prove it. Those were your exact words' .

He didn't like me putting his own words back to him, so he just left and didn't speak to me for the rest of the day.

Trance, RR 87 Comments [6/18/2009 9:56:17 PM]
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Quote# 63339

Christians hate it when I say this, but scripture does NOT say that ALL human life came from Adam & Eve. It says that Eve became the mother of all "living." The family tree referred to begins with Adam & ends with Jesus. That's the family talked about. It's clear b/c when you get to the flood & Noah, (which also talks about Nephilim, but that's another story), Noah, of all Adam's descendants was the only who had kept his blood line pure but not intermingling with other humans outside his family tree (or with the Nephilin).

People just don't get that the bible is not the story of ALL human kind. It's about family line from YHWH's creation of Adam to final Holy Spirit begetting Jesus. The people in between were not all pure blooded. Those interracial marriages (from people anathema to Israelites) are also noted in Old Testament.

E-ma, Y! answers 38 Comments [6/18/2009 9:06:49 PM]
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Quote# 63333

loser: "As an aside, for the most part, homosexuality is NOT genetic, it is learned behavior and it is really easy to prove."

["I'd be interested in seeing substantiation for this claim"]

loser: "I offer not proof but conjecture and logic in the adult section. As you know, I don't believe in fairy tale things...like evidence. Like orgasms, they are too easily faked."


loser, Volconvo Debate Forums 39 Comments [6/18/2009 8:57:18 PM]
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Submitted By: Bear
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Quote# 63313

[What exactly do genes do, then? What function do they serve? You could start with a consideration of the ~130 genes known to play a role in color. (Any why mutations in those genes alter color.)]


well I'm not going to play like I know all the functions of genes, but what I do know is they are not the end-all be-all of biology. The organism is not defined or controlled by its DNA...instead, the DNA is defined and controlled by the organism. Genes are followers in evolutionary change, not leaders. Genomes resist genetic change and generally only do so as a last resort.

Guzman (aka Supersport), Rants n' Raves 36 Comments [6/18/2009 8:48:00 PM]
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Quote# 63344



Dan Lietha, Answers in Genesis 92 Comments [6/18/2009 6:41:28 PM]
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Quote# 63331

I read a comment by a lady before writing this that says schools are for learning and not indoctrination. It is interesting because that is exactly what the humanist are using schools for. to indoctrinate our children with the Humanist doctrine. that there is no god, that we all came from monkeys. If it feels good do it. The least these schools can do is show both sides of the argument instead of showing there own side.

also there is no such thing as separation of church and state in the constitution.

Whenever there is a school shooting, I love how people like to say, "where was god" well my friends, you have banned god from the schools.

andrew L, Y! answers 45 Comments [6/18/2009 6:40:18 PM]
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Quote# 63322

We aren't bashing homosexuals, we want them to go to heaven unlike the secular world who is leading them straight on the path to hell. So the only hate of homosexuals is from the secular world.

So what laws are being initiated to stop Christian bashing? Zero. The government wants to control what we believe, force us to accept homosexuality, and it won't be long when they'll try to force ministers to marry homosexuals! So your post is again false every way around.

peace4ever, Christian Forums 35 Comments [6/18/2009 6:39:42 PM]
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Quote# 63312

[Do you accept the fact that genes control skin color (as well as the color of hair and eyes)?]

No...genes are the ultimate cause of nothing. Genes are the end result of a deeper cause. Genes, however, do play a role in change. Just as a car is involved in the process of rolling down the street, it is not in itself the cause -- the driver is.

Guzman (aka Supersport), Rants n' Raves 59 Comments [6/18/2009 4:28:14 PM]
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Quote# 63321

1) They create families where no one in the family is related to each other and don't know their ancestors

2) Children of homosexual marriages have no clue what a husband and wife are and what each represents because it's arbitrary between each homosexual couple

3) Children of a homosexual marriage have only one gender role model so they have no clue how a man and a woman are to treat each other in an intimate relationship

4) Children of a homosexual marriage are programmed to believe that sex between people of the same sex is what they're supposed to do as adults since children look up to their parents.

5) Children of a homosexual marriage who have any inclinations toward homosexuality are thus given a license to experiment as adults when they wouldn't do so if society didn't embrace homosexuality. So homosexuality will keep increasing with each generation

6) Children of a homosexual marriage have zero ideas about what boundaries are between people since sex is the main reason that their parents want to be together in the first place. If the homosexual parents simply wanted to live together as room-mates, then there's no need for them to "marry" each other in the first place.

7)Children of homosexual marriages will thus grow up, not knowing how to relate to people of their own gender since they think it's okay to be sexually intimate with anyone.

8) Children of a homosexual marriage have no clue what a mother and father are or what each represents since the "mother" and "father are arbitrary between each couple. So who they call their mother and who they call their father becomes so confusing to them that it alienates them in society and causes irrevocable confusion about what parents are supposed to do and be.

For starters. Thus, homosexual marriage cause irreversible damage and confusion to the children in those families which creates even more confused people for the next generation. And all that damage just so two people can act on their lust. There can hardly be few things more selfish.

peace4ever, Christian Forums 92 Comments [6/17/2009 6:44:09 PM]
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Submitted By: Amanda D.
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Quote# 63310

(SuperGuz believes living organisms can consciously control their genetics, or in some form of Lamarckianism, submitter can't quite tell which)

[If your "theory" were correct, there shouldn't be any. Why are the Australians of European descent incapable of manipulating their own phenotypes so their skins are appropriately dark [enough to prevent skin cancer]? You yourself claim that "the course of a few generations" should be enough to do it. Why isn't it happening?]

you must first show me that this isn't true. Got any studies on families that show scientifically that even though they are exposed to pounding effects of the sun that they have not increased their pigmentation over multiple generations? Your baseless assertion doesn't cut it. What city in australia are you referring to? There are different environments in Australia. Sydney, for example rarely gets above the 80s and often has cloud-cover.

Guzman (aka Supersport), Rants n' Raves 50 Comments [6/17/2009 6:40:52 PM]
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Quote# 63301

[Re: Obama]

I have thought this for a long time. If he were to be the AC [anti-Christ] (not saying he is), and the AC is a counterfeit of Jesus, then wouldn't he need to have been born of a virgin? We know who is mom is and he claims a dad, but Joseph acted as Jesus' earthly father. What if the birth certificate doesn't name his father?

There are actually guesses that Malcolm X is his father. When you see pictures of the two of them, he actually looks just like him (not a thing like his claimed father). And, Malcolm X was very tall like Obama. His "father" was short and so was his mother. Where did he get that height?

rescuedbyChrist, Rapture Ready 74 Comments [6/17/2009 6:37:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 63281

i have a children's bible w/illustrations and adam and eve were Caucasian.

Bella, Y! answers 96 Comments [6/17/2009 10:01:47 AM]
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Quote# 63267

[On the Dr Tiller killing]

Christ was a hothead. He would have offed this prick himself if he had the chance.

Curtis Lowe, Topix 88 Comments [6/17/2009 9:53:27 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 63293

"If gay marriage ruins the sanctity of a marriage, then the same argument could be made that jewish [sic] marriage ruins the sanctity of catholic [sic] marriage, or that mixed race marriage ruins the sanctity of single race marriage."

Sooooo... Besides implying homosexuals are a race, you also imply homosexualism is a religion (which may actually be true). LOL! Just when I think a liberal can't say anything more stupid - they out-do themselves.

I don't recognize the homosexual race or the homosexual religion. So that I guess that makes me "homophobic," huh?

By that same reasoning, I suppose since I abhor Rap "music" and don't celebrate "Kwanza" I'm a racist, too, huh?

You see - you just can't win with silly unreasoning liberals. It is perfectly okay for them to publicly foam at the mouth when the name Jesus is uttered in a public place - but if someone calls a homo a homo that breaks all the rules. If someone says homosexuality is taboo - then that someone is hateful.

No people who ever lived practice hate more openly or with more fervor than liberals. They are right up there at the top with the Taliban. (Only liberals are directly responsible for far more deaths than the Taliban.)

Jimbo, Moonbattery 80 Comments [6/16/2009 2:06:45 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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