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Quote# 63738

The problem with mormons are a lot worse than just works... they believe Jesus and satan are brothers... and they are gods... like everyone else is and that god makes spirit babies...thats how we got here and then we aspire to be gods and start our own spirit babies... after rituals and such. It is the worst kind of science fiction and fantacy. It is called blasphamy. And that is just the tip of the satanic iceberg. There is nothing Christian about it.
kolob is the planet that the mormon god is from. They have many wives, that is where the polygamy comes from. What is it with some cults and the guys wanting so many women?
I am laughing out loud at the nonsense and yet greived that sooooo many people fall for these lies. And fall eternally.
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faithmarie, RR 56 Comments [7/7/2009 8:18:54 PM]
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Submitted By: night
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Quote# 63713

Michael Jackson benighted in the media, will be remembered in history as a pedophile who loathed himself. He destroyed his own face trying to look like a white woman, just as he destroyed the lives of children.
Jackson's increasing irrational behavior in the last few years stands as evidence of increasing drug dependence. Drug use, personality alteration, brain damage, death.

I never played the PC game. There is no nice way to say this:
Its sad, but he's going to reap what he has sown. Hell is a very real place.
There no evidence of a deathbed conversion. Jackson grew up in a cult, converted to islam, and his last conscious act was to abuse drugs. Likely he never knew the true Christ.
Eternity may come calling sooner that people like to think. There is no second chance

Mr Mannn, Mr Mannn Presents 52 Comments [7/7/2009 8:18:29 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 63805

(Discussing Obama)

Look up any archive photos of hitler. The same dead, evil set of eyes. The same mannerisms. The jutting out of the chin,... the same looking down the nose at people. Please don't take my word for it. Look it up for yourselves, for it speaks volumes of what we have been invaded by.

TheWatchman, RaptureReady 51 Comments [7/7/2009 5:31:21 PM]
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Quote# 63798

How do I love thee Rush, let me count the ways...

(In reverse order)

10-You love and support Israel

9-You love and support Bibi

8-You love and support freedom from tyranny

7-You love and support our Military men and women

6-You are a strong vocal opponent of the homosexual agenda

5-You are strongly against illegal immigration

4-You HATE abortion!

3-You love and promote our Lord Jesus Christ

2-You love and support the Bible

AND #1 ladies and gentlemen...

1-You are my Brother in The Lord Jesus

(Regarding Barak Hussein Obama, these are why I do NOT love him... since he is not qualified in even one )

For those of you on this board (and especially this thread) who hate Rush, I really have to wonder if you are not already under BHO's mind control!!!!

PrinceSomeday, Rapture Ready 72 Comments [7/7/2009 5:30:16 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 63765

[All it says is that there's a finite amount of resources (true), that getting those resources is usually bad for the people and animals living there (true) and that turning the resources into products is taking a lot of energy (true) from powerplants which are also not the most healthy place to live (true)]

Those parenthesis ideas aren't taught in the Bible. Usually it is people who ignore God who worry that there might be limited resources because, to them, God is not active here and now on earth. Note water is recycled, God does not allow mineral resources to leave the planet, He makes fresh plants grow, oil can be easily made, and many other resources such as sun energy He provides daily.

Imenningen, RR 54 Comments [7/7/2009 5:22:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Jadehawk
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Quote# 63873

Pan -- Demon of the mind. He causes mental illnesses, depression, suicide, nerves, and rejection. Have you noticed that when a person becomes depressed, or feels rejected, he'll turn to drugs or something else that will eventually become addictive? You see how one demon will cause you to go to another? Pan causes you to become depressed, so you go to Rege, the demon of the occult and drugs, and he in turn sends you to Bacchus, the demon of addiction. It's all one big circle in which they try to keep you trapped forever." I wonder if Dr. Jack Kevorkian is knowingly in league with Pan?

Cutting Edge Ministries, Cutting Edge Ministries 64 Comments [7/7/2009 9:40:41 AM]
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Quote# 63864

THEIR WAS NEVER AND ICE AGE. IF THEIR WAS ALL LIFE WOULD BE GONE. TELL ME OF ANY ANIMAL THAT CAN LIVE IN THE ICE FOR 1000'S OF YEARS. NAME ME ANY RACE OF MAN THAT CAN LIVE ON ICE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS.

JOKER DANO, AOL News 74 Comments [7/7/2009 9:39:16 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 63874

I often look at groups of people and aks myself if I'll meet any of them in heaven.
Football players: none.
Politicians: next to none.
Bartenders: probably none.

I've looked a demographics and countries. Some contries will be very empty after God's wrath has run its course.
And then I look in my neighbourhood and ask, how many houses/buildings will still be standing after all that hail and brimstone and earthquakes. How much descruction will be in the streets.

It ain't going to be pretty, that's for sure.
But I'm sure they won't miss us.


Cognac, Rapture Ready 67 Comments [7/7/2009 9:10:53 AM]
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Quote# 63860

"Left Behind"-Life Insurance Beneficiaries...
Hi RR,

No need to guess what recent topic in the news sparked this thought....but I was curious as to what you all think. Most of us who have life insurance, list our beneficiaries as our spouse, children or other close relatives. Now, hopefully all of them will be Raptured with us. My son is on my policy but he is going up into the clouds with me!

But what about those who will be left behind. How is that going to work with missing people? I mean there will be no bodies and there will be potentially thousands of claims. Don't they make you wait a year to declare someone that is missing to be dead? How will all the insurance companies handle this? And what about those polices where all the beneficiaries listed go missing? Does that money turn over to the state? My policy is paid by the company so it has no loan value, but I just can't imagine the legal nightmare the Rapture is going to cause in this area.

Thanks All and God Bless!

cocopea9052, Rapture Ready 71 Comments [7/6/2009 9:21:18 PM]
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Quote# 63851

The religion of Barack Hussein Obama becomes more mysterious every day. What god does he truly worship? On May 30th, 2009, Barack Obama and his wife made their first trip to New York City since the inauguration. They went to various places that are considered to be sacred to communists, including Greenwich Village, where they had dinner at Blue Hill. Those who have studied Manhattan know that it is a unique borough, and witches believe it is a magical place. I have been there fourteen times doing research. At fifteen minutes before sunset on only two days out of the year, the sun sets in exact alignment with Manhattan’s cross street grid. This causes the skyscrapers to function exactly like Stonehenge, the ancient Druid temple near Salisbury, England. This alignment is especially visible between 23rd Street and 42nd Street. Why did Obama pick this day charged with occult power to visit the crossroads of the world?

David J. Meyer, Last Trumpet Ministries 78 Comments [7/6/2009 9:21:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 63839



Answers in Genesis, Answers in Genesis 67 Comments [7/6/2009 9:21:00 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 63835

True, natural selection, or change within species, is a given. It is making the leap to macro evolution that takes faith. Macro is not provable, observable, or falsifiable. Neither is special creation, both have to be taken on faith. What is interesting is, Darwin himself said that hundreds, if not thousands, of transitional fossils should be found if his theory was correct, yet none have. Darwin, like any scientist, took what he observed and tried to apply it to what was unobservable in an attempt to explain the unknown. He is to be commended. It just didn't pan out. Unfortunately, those who dogmatically refuse to consider special creation or any other theory hi-jacked poor Darwin's theory and stretched it to fit their needs. They have taught it religiously in schools as fact. Now that thinking people are questioning the credibility of this theory, evolutionists fling accusations of blind faith at the opposition, completely overlooking their own near-sighted dogmatism.

JaneE, Yahoo Buzz 38 Comments [7/6/2009 9:20:54 PM]
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Submitted By: The Watcher
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Quote# 63830

Obama Pledges That Gays Will Be More Equal Than Others

The President of the USA invited militant perverts into the White House Monday so he could pander for their fealty.

"I want you to know: You have our support," Obama told members of the core Democratic constituency as he and first lady Michelle Obama hosted a cocktail-and-appetizer reception in the East Room for gay pride month.

To demonstrate his reverence for their lifestyle, Comrade Obama has expanded federal benefits to homosexual "partners." He has asked Congress to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act, so that holy matrimony may be officially blasphemed on behalf of the gay agenda. He has called for allowing open homosexuality in the military, which in addition to opening the door to endless discrimination lawsuits, should do almost as much for morale as soldiers having to regard a community activist as Commander in Chief. He has announced his commitment to allowing more homosexuals with HIV into the country, so that they may spread their politically sacred disease among the population. Most alarmingly of all, he says he is working on "an employee nondiscrimination bill and a hate crimes bill" that will assure that unlike most of us gays cannot be fired and that they will be officially regarded as more equal than others before the law.

Too bad guys who are attracted to women don't form a political lobby. With our numbers, maybe we could make Chairman Zero pander to us too. The first demand: no more discriminating against normal people by granting special privileges to deviants.

Van Helsing, Moonbattery 51 Comments [7/6/2009 9:20:47 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 63823

If we didnt have all these sick twisted people in this country we would be ok. What happened to the days of hardworking men taking care of their wives and families? Now we have little queers running around pushing their opinions on everyone and getting upset when real american people such as myself refuse to accept it. If you want to be a dirty fagot, you go right ahead, but dont run around tryin to get anyone to agree with you. Mind your own business. The rest of us have more important things to deal with than your sexuality. If you dont want to get offended or be segregated from us normal people than keep your mouth shut and be gay behind closed doors. Oh and right wing extremists? well if it werent for us this country would have already burned in hell. Its going to anyway, thanks in part to your sick twisted idea of society.

realamerican09, Think Progress 42 Comments [7/6/2009 9:20:36 PM]
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Quote# 63807

This video is a False mischaracterization. Jesus did not die to pay for the sins of all Humanity - and then send people to hell because they never chose him according to their mythical freewill

Jesus died to pay for the sins of God's Elect who will come to believe according to sovereign Grace. Not one single person for whom Christ died for will end up in Hell. Those who end up in hell were never meant to be saved -? God had never chosen them to believe in Jesus.

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ChristianTULIP, Youtube 53 Comments [7/6/2009 9:20:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Tolpuddle Martyr
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Quote# 63792

The whole point of parables is interpretation. (I notice many atheists are likely the kind of people who would really have trouble reading novels. Borderlining on Aspergish maybe)

Thomas R., City-Data 65 Comments [7/6/2009 9:20:07 PM]
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Quote# 63781

Even if your stupid point meant anything, which it does not, your larger point of babies being atheists is not even true.

Thousands of accounts (See the research of Dr. Ian Stephenson) of children age 1 to 5 show memories of past lives, and in some cases, time in heaven before returning. They gradually forget. But as babies, they would definitely be theists.
"I rejoice that you reveal these things to babes, but keep them hidden from the learned and the wise." - Jesus Christ

Angel of Light, Topix 35 Comments [7/6/2009 9:20:02 PM]
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Quote# 63803

(About Obama's "evil eye"):

He thinks he has THE STARE, but really he kinda of looks a little silly. This guy is so angry - you can see it in his face- He feels that everyone else has done him wrong. Talk about a big chip on the shoulder. All these "dictator guys" think they are all that, but they will have to answer BIG TIME with the Lord God Almighty one day.

truthwarrior, RaptureReady 52 Comments [7/6/2009 5:27:37 PM]
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Quote# 63802

I'm wondering is this is another sign of the times: Being Tired!
Seriously though, it seems like everyone I have been talking to lately is just plain worn right out. Christians and Non-Christians alike.
Could this maybe relate to the verse about us running to and fro in the end times?
Don't get me wrong, I'm definitely not lazy. I work, I exercise, I clean. But I have NEVER felt this tired! I just don't get it.
And then I start talking to other people, and they say the same thing, Tired, Tired, Tired. I sometimes don't even have to ask, I look into peoples eyes and can see that they are tired.
I'm not just goofing around, or trying to make conversation, I'm TRULY wondering if you all think that this could possibly be another sign of the times?

Butterfly35 , RaptureReady 72 Comments [7/6/2009 5:27:32 PM]
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Quote# 63797

My son is dating an atheist what should i do?

My son asked if he could bring a girl to the house to study and i was happy that he had taken an interest in dating. They were reading in his room and i came in to bring them some snacks and started chit chatting. I asked her what Church her and her family went to and she disclosed that they were...atheists. I literally grabbed the cookie out of her hand and told her to leave our home at once. She started crying, my son was all upset, and now i feel like the bad guy. But i am just trying to be a good mother.

Lizz, Yahoo! Answers 92 Comments [7/6/2009 5:24:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Tykittää
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Quote# 63787

(seems to be her perspective on Public Schooling)

Jonny can't read and Suzie can't write, but lets be sure we give them a morning after pill if their condom breaks and lets be doubly sure that they know it's okay for them to experiment with homosexuality because THAT is the politically correct thing to push on our impressionable youth these days. And above all other things, be sure their parents have nothing to say about it and to ensuer that, lets make it so they don't need their parents involved in any of this by not telling them eh?

funmudder, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [7/6/2009 5:23:02 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 63723

In fact, reading a Chick Tract and taking it to heart and then reading a Bible afterwards (with a sincere heart, that is) is the very best thing you could possibly do in your life right now.

Navaros, IMDB 42 Comments [7/6/2009 5:00:36 PM]
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Quote# 63749

I received this morning an email containing this message: DON'T EVER MESS WITH US AGAIN, OUR COVEN AGAIN!!!

This was sent from Tina's coven that sadly has recaptured her again. They also sent a picture of a couple members of the cult & of Tina, she looked like she had been tortured.

I have been hesitant to share this for a few reasons, but I believe, we need the Body of Christ to intercede for Tina! Just a few weeks ago, Tina found herself in a different state, in a car that California tags on it, with blood splattered inside (we discovered it was probably from a dog she obtained from the Dallas County Humane Society). A part of Tina gave me information where she was located at but as soon as we got to her location, to rescue her, she had vanished! But we now know she back in her home state with the satanic cult.

Let's believe God again for a supernatural rescue in Jesus name!

Rescuer (Jay Bartlett), Ministering Deliverance 64 Comments [7/6/2009 2:40:13 PM]
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Quote# 63726

James von Brunn, the man who allegedly shot and killed a guard at the Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington, D.C., was a Darwin-lover who hated the Bible and Christians, and defies media efforts to classify him as a stereotypical "right-winger," according to reports.

The Moonbattery blog revealed von Brunn advocated the socialist policies espoused by Adolf Hitler and used Darwinian theory to support his anti-Semitism.

Bob Unrah, World Net Daily 32 Comments [7/6/2009 2:25:16 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 63725

Just two nuclear bombs were enough to get Japan to surrender in World War II. It is hard to believe that it would take much more than that for the United States of America to surrender — especially with people in control of both the White House and the Congress who were for turning tail and running in Iraq just a couple of years ago.

Perhaps people who are busy gushing over the Obama cult today might do well to stop and think about what it would mean for their granddaughters to live under sharia law.


Thomas Sowell, National Review 37 Comments [7/6/2009 2:22:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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